stand-in creed

Kakyoin glanced to the side: "Mr. Joestar, why is your hair turning black?"

Polnareff felt that the voice was wrong when he heard this: "Kakyoin, why did your voice change? Huh? My voice?"

Joseph turned his head to look at Polnareff: "Hey hey hey? Why are you getting smaller Bo, Bobo Bobo, Bobo, what is it? Bobo-san!"

The three stopped in their tracks and looked at each other in confusion.

Kakyoin and Polnareff are transformed into seven-year-olds in ill-fitting clothes, and Joseph Joestar is transformed into a cool guy in his 20s.

"This, this is a substitute attack!"

"When that guy's double overlapped with our shadow, he activated his ability, making our bodies degenerate?"

"Speaking of... what is a substitute?"

It's not just the physical body that has changed.

Gradually, the three of them gradually felt that their minds became confused, and even the memories of the past began to fade away.

At this time, Arresi, who was at the corner ahead, poked his head out timidly.

"Hey, that Joseph Joestar is really old enough. I have paid special attention to his shadow, but I didn't expect it to be a few seconds away, and he didn't turn into a little ghost like Kakyoin and Polnareff .

"However, I heard that Joestar's family only awakened their substitutes recently, so it shouldn't matter, right?"

Chapter 45

In the alley, four people were confronting each other.

Joseph Joestar stood in front of the two little ghosts, staring at Areci in front of him: "Hey, the guy with the pigtails over there, is this your fault? Ah?!"

"Hey hey, I, my name is Arresi.

"Unlike the 'pure' guys in Endor, I'm just a bully.

"Use the power of my "God Seth" to degenerate your body into little ghosts. At the same time, your spirit and brain will also degenerate along with the degeneration of your body, and your memory will naturally return to the state of your physical age.

"Joseph Joestar, apart from the fact that you are too old to turn into a child in one go, which makes me a little troubled, the nearby Kakyoin and Polnareff are completely hopeless!"

Although Aresi was very arrogant, in fact he was a little panicked.

Alessi is afraid of adults from the bottom of his heart.

Even if it's just weak women who don't have the ability to stand in and don't even have a few muscles everywhere on the street, he doesn't dare to act rashly.The young version of Joseph Joestar in front of him looks like he can fight very well, so Arresi can't think of getting close at all.

But the problem is, you have to get close to make him smaller.

Do you want to escape first?

Or observe and observe first... Huh?

Under Aresi's eyes, Joseph Joestar carried the two little ghosts on his left and right shoulders with a dark face, then turned his back and took a deep breath.

Then, run wildly.

"Run away——!!!"

"Why did you run away—?!"

Arresi, who was thinking about whether he should run first to gain distance, looked at Joseph Joestar who suddenly started running, and his brain was a little down.

Is it the other way around?

Then Aresi heard the voice of Joseph gradually going away.

"Aren't you going to fight with me if you don't run? You have a "gun"! "

"..."

Alessi lowered his head at this moment, and found that his clothes were open while running, revealing the revolver inside the clothes.

Then Alessi took a deep breath.

"You can't turn Joseph Joestar into a child without being close to him.

"No matter how strong he is, now his left and right hands need to take care of two little devils, can he still fight against my uncle who has "gun" and "God of Seth"? "

The figure of Seth God shrouded the ground.

A shadow ax that only the stand-in messenger could see slowly rose from the shadow and fell into his hand.

Then Alessi took a deep breath.

"Stop! Joestar!"

"Who will stop, you idiot! Are you capable of chasing me? Bah—"

Joestar rushed back with a grimace, and continued to run wildly.

How the three of Joseph chased Arresi before, now that is how Arresi chased the three of Joseph.

"Grandpa! That guy is chasing after him with an "axe"! ! ! "

"Axe? Where did you get the axe!"

Joseph turned his head to see that Arresi's hand was empty, and there was no so-called ax there.

At this time, Huajingyuan said: "Only the substitute envoy can see the substitute! Grandpa, you don't have a substitute, of course you can't see it!"

"So, who the hell are you talking about is a grandpa who has lost all his teeth and can't concentrate all day long, and can't even eat T-bone steak! And wait for me, listen to the tone of the two of you, Is it that both of you are stand-in messengers who can see the ax in his hand?!"

Kakyoin and Polnareff looked at each other.

Just when the two were about to summon a substitute, Joseph suddenly said, "Although I can't see any substitute, you two brats want to show each other a substitute now, as if meeting someone with the same hobby It’s like people showing each other their inconvenient little collections!”

Kakyoin: "Although it is so..."

Polnareff: "But I always feel like you want to say something inappropriate for children!"

"Don't worry about it so much, all in all, don't let the other party find out that you are substitute messengers." Joseph looked at the rear while running.

"That guy stuttered when he introduced himself earlier, right?Combined with this ability to bully the weak and fear the strong, the steps that don't know where to go when talking, and the hesitation before chasing us, it shows that this guy is actually a very "cowardly" enemy!

"This guy only has the courage to bully children.

"If I hadn't reminded him that he had a gun in his clothes, he might not have dared to catch up!"

"Hey? Did you run away on purpose?!" Polnareff was shocked.

Joseph made a playful smile: "Of course! I, JOJO, deliberately let him catch up. Although my memory is a little fuzzy, I still remember that this guy used the "shadow" to activate his ability, right?In other words, his "range distance" is very short!Just put distance like this! "

"What's next?"

"I'm thinking about it!"

"So you haven't figured it out yet—?!"

"Taking advantage of the time now, please hurry up and tell me about any settings you haven't mentioned."

when speaking.

Joseph suddenly throws Polnareff into the sky.

Immediately after Polnareff yelled "Wow, wow, wow!", his free right hand directly passed the "unopened glass bottle" of Coca-Cola in the hands of a girl on the street.

"Hey?" The girl was taken aback.

"Hehehe, thank you!"

Joseph stretched out his right arm with a smile, and firmly caught Polnareff who was thrown in the sky, and then slid into the alley next to him.

Alessi, out of breath, followed closely.

However, as soon as he got into the alley, Arresi saw Joseph Joestar who "fell" on the ground, and the two little ghosts guarded by Joseph behind him.

fall down?

Is it too fast to run with the child?Alessi thought so.

Immediately, Arresi heard Joseph Joestar, who sat up from the ground, make a righteous expression towards him, holding a bottle of Coke in his hand.

Wait, Coke?what's the situation?

When he was in a daze, Arresi heard Joseph say: "Hey, you are standing so far away, you are going to shoot me with a "gun", right? "

"That's right!"

Alessi grinned.

In the next second, Arresi directly took out the revolver loaded with bullets in his hand, and pointed it at Joseph Joestar in front of him.

And then Alessi was dumbfounded again.

This guy Joseph is pulling Polnareff's hair!

"It hurts, hurts, hurts-!!!"

"Hey, hey, don't be so stingy, just lend you a few hairs."

"Why don't you pull out the one from Kakyoin!"

"Because he called my big brother just now, and you are the only guy who still calls me grandpa!"

"Wow!"

Seeing the commotion in front of him, Alessi got a little angry, and put his index finger on the trigger.

Joseph, who was holding a handful of hair in his hands, suddenly spoke.

"Your next sentence is-have you guys had enough trouble! Are you looking down on me, Mr. Arresi! Go to hell!"

"Have you guys had enough trouble! Are you looking down on me, Mr. Arresi! Go to hell... what?!"

Alessi's anger was interrupted again by the ignorance.

The trigger in his hand was already pulled, and with six gunshots, six bullets poured out, heading straight for Joseph Joestar.

However, the corner of Joseph's mouth twitched, and countless hairs shone golden in front of his eyes, blocking all six bullets like "bulletproof glass" in an understatement.

"What--?!"

Alessi's eyeballs were about to pop out.

What kind of game is this?

Kakyoin exclaimed: "It's amazing!"

Joseph pointed at Areci with a smile.

"Hey, Arresi! Although I was a little confused by the invisible double at first, but after I figured it out, I realized——You are actually very weak, right?"

"Who are you talking about..."

"—Ripple rush away!!!"

Accompanied by the rhythmic sound of breathing, the corrugated brilliance surged in the Coke bottle.

boom!

The rushing Coke directly vibrated the Coke bottle cap and headed straight for Arlesi's face.

Then--

The invisible "God of Seth" smashed the cap of the Coke bottle away with an axe, but even so, the black water from the fat house splashed Arresi's face and even got into his eyes, forcing him to Close your eyes and wipe with your sleeve.

"Your next sentence, are you kidding me?!"

"Are you kidding me...hey?"

Arresi opened his eyes and felt that things were getting worse and worse.

Joseph said again: "You guys seem to be focusing all your attention on me, you who thought from the bottom of your heart that "the little devil is nothing to be afraid of" didn't notice at all, Mr. Bobo and... Who are you with?Forgot to ask the name!Anyway, they're gone!Do you want to guess, where are they now? "

"This……"

An ominous feeling hangs over Arresi's heart.

Only then did Alessi realize that the two little devils had come behind him at some point.

"—Silver chariot!!!"

"—Green Emperor!!!"

"Don't ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Aresi's screams echoed in the night sky of Suez.