stand-in creed

At the same time, the "Silver Bracelet" hidden in the faucet of the washbasin in the private bathroom of Jousuke's bedroom showed a strange smile, and silently seeped into the cracks in the floor.

"It's been two hours since just now, it's time for you to go to the toilet, right?

"Nero Zeppelin! Even if I didn't fight you directly, I can see that you are a watertight guy. It is very difficult to attack you under the current "conditions". Then the sleeping Dongfang next to you What about Jousuke?

"Even if it's a night watch, you still have to go to the bathroom!

"When you go to the bathroom, I will kill this Dongfang Jousuke and the grandson of Dongfang Patrolman! Then you... what?!"

The scene that made Angelo's eyes widen happened.

I saw Nero Zeppelin floating cautiously in the air, coming to Higashika Josuke's side and carefully looking at Josuke's sleeping condition.

It seemed to confirm that Jousuke was in a deep sleep. Nero moved a little further away from Jousuke, but he still unzipped his pants in Jousuke's room, then took out his dick and pointed it at the empty mineral water bottle to start pee.

slam-la-

The sound of water sounded.

"There is a toilet "a few meters" away, but this guy named Nero would rather pee in a mineral water bottle than leave? !

"What kind of past did you go through to be so cautious ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Angelo's body began to scratch his hair non-stop, completely unable to understand that such a guy exists in this world.

Immediately afterwards, Angelo watched helplessly as the golden substitute lightly touched the body of the mineral water bottle, and carefully sent the mineral water bottle filled with the wonderful liquid into the toilet, and poured it into the toilet.

Empty bottles were thrown in the trash.

Then Angelo saw a steel ball flying from Nero, and seriously pressed the flush button, flushing the toilet quickly.

At last.

Nero took another careful look at Jousuke's state, confirmed that the little boy was still sleeping soundly, nodded in satisfaction, and continued to read the book.

Watching this scene, Angelo took a deep breath.

"Grass!

"I won't serve you tonight, I'm sleepy after guarding all night, and I'm going back to sleep too!

"But for the next few days, you all have to tighten your nerves for this uncle, hahahahahaha!"

The next moment, Angelo made a sudden move and turned on the faucet of the washbasin in the bathroom, turning it to the maximum.

The sound of rushing water suddenly sounded.

Not only alarmed Nero who was on vigil, but also woke up Dongfang Jousuke who was sleeping in a daze.

Before the two of them reached the bathroom, Angelo directly controlled the silver water chain and left Dongfang's house along the window.

"This is the announcement.

"I declare that I, Uncle Angelo, are indeed at Dongfang's house tonight, and are indeed hiding by your side.

"I don't care. If I want to do it today, I do it today. If I want to do it tomorrow, I do it tomorrow. But you are different! When will your tight nerves and your unbreakable defenses loosen? Nero Zeppelin, Dongsuke Jousuke?

"I'm very patient! Then—

"There will be a period later."

The silver water chain left.

He left without the slightest reluctance to fight.

As for Nero, he came to the bathroom, and Higashika Josuke, who was woken up, followed closely behind.

"...This, this is?"

"The enemy has come, probably left without finding a chance to attack. After all, from a normal point of view, the enemy we are facing is not a vampire, and needs to sleep and rest." Nero looked at the faucet that was rattling in front of him, shook his head.

Immediately, Nero muttered again: "It's terrible."

Dongfang Jousuke had just turned off the tap when he heard this sentence: "Oops? Did something happen?"

Nero just said: "The enemy is planning to fight a protracted war, slowly playing with us, slowly exhausting us. Whichever side loses patience first will declare defeat. Unfortunately, it is in the clear We have to tense our nerves all the time, but the other party can eat and sleep as he wants, the situation is quite unfavorable to us."

"This kind of thing... can be seen from the enemy turning on the faucet?" Dongfang Jousuke was quite surprised, "Then what should we do? If the other party endures for a month or two..."

"If the other party had the patience, he would not have spent 34 years in prison in his 20 years of life, but he would have been the president of the Yakuza with 5000 people in Kabukicho, thinking about starting with a billion yen all day long. big project.

"At the end of the day, Angelo is nothing but a low-quality bastard. Although normally speaking, don't underestimate your opponent, but don't deify your opponent too much. Just keep a normal mind."

"……that's true."

"So calm down, Higashija Jousuke.

"Now what you have to do is very simple, go to the supermarket to buy enough dry food that does not require water and your favorite beverages, and then happily read books and play games at home - anyway, no one will criticize me because my mother is not at home you. "

"!"

Dongfang Jousuke's eyes sparkled.

excited light.

"The only problem is, please don't go to the toilet during the vigil, just pee in the empty bottle."

"?"

"Besides, bathing is also a problem. Although it is a bit wasteful, just find a basin and stand there, then rinse with "encapsulated" mineral water and then wipe your body—just like people in countries and regions that lack water resources Same. "

"??"

"By the way, if you think about it carefully, if you play games all day long, I won't be able to keep up with my grades. It's not easy for me to explain to Mr. Joestar, so from today onwards, although you are at home on leave, I will still provide one-on-one tutoring for homework. Hello. Don't worry, I graduated from the No.1 Law Department of the University of Rome, teaching high school knowledge is a piece of cake!"

"???"

The excited light gradually transforms into the doubtful light, and finally freezes into the dazed light.

In the next second, Dongfang Jousuke rolled his eyes.

"Speak up, Nero."

"……Um?"

"You're my grandniece's godfather, aren't you?"

"……What's wrong?"

"In other words, although you are older than me, you are actually a junior of the same generation as my son and nephew, right?"

"...I probably know what you want to say."

"So don't worry about your studies! It's up to the children to be responsible if adults don't study well, don't you think so? Hehehe!"

"Hmph." Nero raised his eyebrows, "Since you say that, Jousuke, we are teammates on the same front, right? We will face Angelo's teammates together."

"...That's right?"

Higashika Josuke felt a little flustered for some reason.

Sounds like a demolition team moving house kept ringing in Dongfang's house.And the next moment, Dongfang Jousuke saw a stand-in in golden armor appearing behind Nero.

"Since you are teammates on the same front, it is very important to understand the combat effectiveness of your teammates. And - when you were in the car, you said that your "Crazy Diamond" is a stand-in that can repair objects, right?In this case, breaking one or two tables, three or four walls, and five or six buildings can be easily repaired, right? "

"Could your next sentence be... Stairway to Heaven?"

"Yes! Yes! Yes! Stairway to Heaven!!!"

"OH NO! CRAZY DIAMOND!!!"

Rumble!

10 minute later.

Higashika Josuke's miserable voice sounded——

"I was wrong, I was wrong, I was really wrong! I'm so sorry ahhhhh!"

Chapter 8 Silver Water Chain Part [-]

"We are--

"Full of power—

"—Oyingo & Boingo combination!

"—Oooohoo!"

On the TV in Dongfang's living room, TV Tokyo's programs are playing.

Oyingo, who was shot by Joseph a few times back then, and his younger brother Boingo, who is good at prophecy, plus a certain gorilla captain who likes to read beauty magazines, the two of them seem to be living together now. Japan made its debut as a "comic artist", and it was very popular.

Dongfangzhang's assistants were eating all kinds of snacks that his mother used to say, "Can you eat well later?" There was a bottle of iced cola in front of him, and he looked at the two of them with a smile. During the performance, there were a few "hahahahaha" laughs from time to time.

As for Nero, he lay leisurely on the sofa, holding a copy of "The Fall of the House of Usher" which he found in Jousuke's study, and yawning.

It has been three days.

It's been three days.

Dongfang Jousuke was in high spirits, but Nero had been developing towards Ge You in the past two days.

"Hahahahahaha—hey, Nero, do you look bored?"

"...Your boy is very energetic?"

"Grandpa and mom are not at home, let alone go to school. You can go to bed at any time you want, wake up at any time you want, and there are games to play. This is heaven, isn't it? The only disadvantage is that In the past two days, I have not been free enough to use water."

"...It's been three days."

Nero couldn't help but yawned.

tired.

want to touch.

Miss the Roman baths.

Miss the savory margherita pizza baked in applewood.

"Speaking of which, Josuke. Is there any better bathing place in Morioh Town?"

"...Bathroom?" Jousuke froze for a moment.

"You have to use a bottle to go to the toilet during the vigil, and you can only use a towel dipped in mineral water to wipe yourself in the shower-this is Angelo's fault!

"After this incident is over, I must ask a professional master to rub my back vigorously and scrape off the mud on my body like the first day of the new year - just like a person with a lot of nose oil Even if I forget to wash my face in the morning, I can't help but rub my nose hard to make it clean!"

"Then the question is, when will Angelo come?" Dongfang Jousuke stretched, "What if that guy scares us away when he sees that there are two of us?"

"This is..."

at this time.

There was a pattering sound outside the window.

Nero, who was still lying on the sofa one second, had a flash of light in his eyes the next second, and he floated up and looked out the window.

The heavy rain poured down the streets and alleys of Duwang Town, covering the entire Oriental House under the rain.

Nero's pupils shrank.

"So that's the case, no wonder Angelo has been so peaceful these three days—don't look, Jousuke!"

"Hey?"

"That fellow Angelo..."

The words are not over yet.

The roof of the living room was soaked with water.

The dripping rain fell into Dongfang's house along the cracks in the roof.

fell into-

Dongfang Josuke's game console.

It was a PlayStation produced in 1994, and he spent nearly five years with Jousuke Higashika, from a dim and sensible primary school student to the Japanese high school student who has become a stand-up school today.

And now, this game console is soaked in water.

"My game console aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

Higashikata Jousuke let out a shrill scream.