You don't decrypt at all do you?

If there is any flaw in this script's broken setting, there is one.

They're not even 007 overtime dogs!But nanny!

It's still the kind of nanny with an hourly salary of 15 yuan!

That broken computer should be suspended!

Outrageous!

Outrageous!

"It's okay, the computer inside speaks very unreasonably."

"That's so inhumane! I asked it how much rest time we usually have, and it said 4 fucking hours! And said that robots don't even need to rest, so if we don't want to be eliminated, we shouldn't even think about rest thing!"

"Help, this place doesn't even include meals, there is a fucking cafeteria downstairs, the cheapest set meal is 50!"

"Don't mention it, I have to take care of an old grandma, the kind who is paralyzed. I don't want to play anymore."

"So what the hell is Zhu Wen doing in there? With the way he swung his stick just now to smash the scene, don't you throw the computer out?"

The players are going crazy, but they don't have a sense of teamwork.But in the game, if the player dies in a place where no one is around, it means that they have not only lost a teammate, but also cannot use the death of a teammate to infer the triggering condition for death.

Some people are worried, and of course some are gloating.

The typical scene is the idiot duo of "Breaking Dawn".

"The mouth is so short, it must be gone."

"Who says it's not, just wait, I'm dying of laughter."

"I thought it would be a good idea to get us in ahead of time. It would be a waste of our time."

Gu Suining rolled his eyes while listening, and turned his head to look at Xue Chenxing, as if he was talking to him, but in fact he was acting strangely:

"Do you know where the most interesting point of this game is?"

Xue Chenxing: "? Is this game interesting?"

Gu Suining ignored him and continued, "The most interesting thing is that neither the player nor the NPC knows when they will be severely beaten."

Xue Chenxing: "? Why is the NPC being beaten?"

Gu Suining and Xue Chenxing couldn't communicate, so they looked at Ji Shuang: "Sister Ji Shuang!"

Ji Shuang nodded slightly, her gaze swept over the faces of the two idiots of "Li Xiao", lowered her head and casually swung the butterfly knife.

After more than half an hour, Zhu Wen finally came out.

Ji Shuang put away her knife and went up to him, asking, "Are you all right?"

Zhu Wen asked strangely, "Is there something wrong with me?"

Ji Shuang: "Don't be ridiculous."

Zhu Wen: "It's okay."

It's fine.

Ji Shuang didn't have anything else to ask, and left the space for Gu Suining, who was itching all over his body.

Gu Suining jumped up directly: "Brother Zhu Wen, why did you use it for so long? What did you say?"

He was full of curiosity: "The computer program crashed?"

Players: "???" You don't care about Zhu Wen, why do you care about computers? !

Zhu Wen thought for a moment: "It's okay."

Saying that, step aside: "Really, you can see for yourself."

Gu Suining said "Huh?" and probed into the human resources office.

"Hello! Dear collaborators!"

Gu Suining: "???"

"no……"

He didn't understand, and searched everywhere: "It didn't have this attitude just now! What kind of partner? It called me a temporary worker just now!"

Computer: "I'm very sorry, dear collaborator. I'm ashamed of my behavior just now. I'm still very low in learning, and I didn't understand at that time how valuable human resources with warmth are in this era when machines replace humans. .”

"Once again, I apologize to everyone for my offense just now."

Players: "???" What? !

Computer: "I have fully realized my mistakes, and learned a new way of dialogue and thinking logic. I know that a pale apology is of no weight to you, but a heart that compares with your heart is indispensable."

"I understand that the meaning of an apology is not what I learned before, 'I have already apologized, what else do you want to do?', but 'I know I was wrong, so I am willing to accept your emotional counterattack'."

"All collaborators, please propose compensation terms, and I will give you the maximum compensation within my authority."

Players: "...?"

See, hell? !

The computer then said: "Do you think I'm right? I wish the teacher."

Zhu Wen: "It's okay."

Computer: "Thank you for your teaching, and thank you for your willingness to waste your precious time to make me a more human being."

Players: "????????"

What is this?Congratulations to the teacher? !

What? !

what?

The players stared at Zhu Wen—did he install a bug in the computer? !

Although Gu Suining expected that things might get out of hand, he didn't expect things to turn out like this!

He thought that at most Zhu Wen was going to unplug a power cord or something!

Even worse, just throw the computer out of the window!

how did you do that? !

Gu Suining stared and asked the question of all the players: "Why?"

Zhu Wen said "huh?": "Didn't you say it looks like AI? Since AI has the ability to learn, right? So I tried to chat with it for a while, and gave it some keywords to make it understandable, and it became That's it."

The players took a deep breath: "..." Are you a fucking anti-workplace PUA master? !

The computer beeped non-stop: "It's lunch time, my dear collaborators, please move to the cafeteria on the second floor. As one of the compensations for offending everyone just now, the first meal will be reimbursed by the company. I wish you a happy meal. "

Players: "...?"

"Break Dawn" idiot No. 1 walked briskly: "Then can our salary go up again?"

Computer: "I'm so sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about."

After finishing speaking, the computer said again: "Mr. Zhu, I have applied for the highest hourly salary for you. Your hourly salary has been adjusted to 70 yuan per hour. Are you satisfied with this salary level?"

Zhu Wen: "It's okay, I will be able to pass."

The idiot duo of "Breaking Dawn" are speechless: We seem to be targeted by computers, but we have no evidence.

004: Share some soup and drink!

"Then,"

Zhu Wen faced his teammates and said with a smile, "Let's go eat first."

Players: "..." You can still eat at this time.

At this moment, Gu Suining found that the debuff given to Zhu Wen by the game was useless at all.

To be fair, this isn't the game's fault at all.The main reason is that although Zhu Wen doesn't talk much most of the time, whenever there is a little movement, he has a fucking heart pacing function, which is really hard to ignore.

Computer: "Please follow the green light along the way and go to the cafeteria."

Players: "..."

also.

People are iron rice is steel!

Eat the fuck!

After thinking about it, everyone followed the green light on the wall of the room and left the room.

The building where the players are located is actually quite large. According to the distance between the doors on the corridor and the distance between the doors, it can be found that the area inside each door is small, which is actually the small island they are in.

Gu Suining took two steps to follow Ji Shuang, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Ji Shuang, did you come in from outside just now? What's it like outside? Are there any beasts?"

Ji Shuang kept walking and shook her head: "I came up from the first floor. There are code locks on the main and side doors of the building, and they are not easy to destroy."

Gu Suining let out an "oh", scratching his head and scratching his head, wanting to beckon him.

Halfway through the thought, he let out a "Huh?!", realizing that something was wrong!

Xue Chenxing was startled by him, and yelled at him in a low voice: "What are you crazy about!"

Gu Suining put his head in his hands and wore a pain mask: "I'm done! I've been thinking about how to demolish this building since just now, and I didn't even think about clearing the customs!"

Xue Chenxing: "??? You..." He pondered for a while, and said very tactfully, "Why don't you see a doctor after you go out?"

It's rare that Gu Suining didn't make a big leap to beat Xue Chenxing.

He pondered for a while, and came to a conclusion: "Maybe I'm not late, but about to evolve."

Xue Chenxing: "???" You still said you don't need to see a doctor? !

At this moment, the voice of the computer rang again:

"Everyone, please go to No. 9 cafeteria to eat."

Players: "Fuck!"

How the hell did this thing come out? !

Zhu Wen said "Huh?" and asked, "How much management authority do you have?"

Computer: "Except for the top floor and the 5th floor, I have the right to manage any other places that can be connected to the signal. So under normal circumstances, I am also responsible for supervising the work of the company's employees. Teacher Zhu, do you have any other questions? ?”

Zhu Wen has no other questions for the time being.

After the players heard it, their faces were not very good-looking.In other bureaus, there is almost no case of being watched by NPCs all the time, but in this bureau, not only is there something staring at it, but it is also a thing that can penetrate everywhere when there is a signal. Who can be happy after hearing this?

A group of people followed the lights along the way to the canteen No. 9. As soon as they entered the door, the faces of the players changed from green to purple, which was called colorful.

I saw that in the so-called cafeteria, there was no friendly spoon-throwing master or auntie cooking rice with shaking hands. There were only cold machines running continuously, squeezing and filling plastic bags made of unknown materials. Yellow and green jelly.

The packaged jelly was thrown onto the conveyor belt and uploaded to the window, where it read—[Basic Nutrients*1, 50 yuan]

"Me! Grass!"

Xue Chenxing cursed in a cadence.

Although picking food in the game is a brain-dead behavior, but this thing... this texture, this color matching, it is hard not to make people feel like they are eating shit.

"What kind of world view is this? Is this something that people can eat?"

Some players hugged their heads and began to feel pain: "Why don't you give me two barrels of engine oil, I can drink engine oil!"

Zhu Wen is not too picky. Although she doesn't look very appetizing, the ingredients are fine.

and so--

"What are the raw materials?" Zhu Wen asked.

Sure enough, the computer followed, "Mr. Zhu, the company's food is processed with cutting-edge technology to maximize the human body's essential nutrients and trace elements contained in living things, so you can eat it with confidence."

"You uncle!" Gu Suining cursed, "Even astronauts bring braised pork ribs to the sky these days! I fucking have to eat this!"

Scolding is scolding, you can't stop whoring for nothing.

Gu Suining grinned, "My dog ​​eats better than me!", while rushing to the most expensive window with a unit price of 150 yuan, and hugged him in his arms.

To eat or to eat.

Anyway, this computer please!Wouldn't it be a blood loss if you don't get more?