Zhu Wen: "A man can bend and stretch."

Ji Shuang: "...The truth is all on your side."

Zhu Wen: "The main thing is to be eloquent."

Ji Shuang: "...OK."

After speaking, she rolled up her sleeves and turned her head.

There is no way, this place still has to live, at least the living room still needs to be tidied up.

Thinking about it, Ji Shuang turned her head.

Then, her eyes widened: "What are you doing?!"

The white rabbit who knelt on the ground and picked up the ruins for further utilization of waste has already built a bed with the broken sofa skeleton, coffee table corpses and her innumerable fire pockets.

"Isn't Zhu Wen without a bed to sleep in?" The white rabbit said innocently.

Ji Shuang: "..."

Zhu Wen's attention was shifted directly, and he was surprised: "Would it not catch fire if you sleep on it?"

He just looked away for a while, so he can use local materials to build a bed?

"No... right?" White Rabbit hesitated for a while, then nodded: "No, I slept like this in prison!"

Zhu Wen: "OK."

Ji Shuang: "No!"

Zhu Wen: "Why?"

Ji Shuang: "You are fire, why don't you say that?"

Zhu Wen: "Don't talk nonsense, I clearly belong to..."

"that……"

At this moment, a familiar voice sounded outside the door.

It was still the delivery guy.

The food delivery man stood at the door with a distraught expression on his face. He wanted to say that the food had been delivered, but he was speechless when he saw the renovation project worth tens of thousands of points inside the house.

He was silent.

Zhu Wenwen had a frank face, put the two sisters Alice on the folding bed, and raised his chin at the delivery man: "Are you here?"

The delivery man smiled awkwardly: "Ah... yes, yes, here we come."

As he spoke, he took a deep breath and held his breath.

Then, with all his strength, he dragged the cart out.

Zhu Wen's line of sight was directly occupied by eggplants, eggplants and eggplants.

There is a saying that he doesn't know whether to say, but: "Is there more than 100 eggplants?" Zhu Wen said.

The food delivery man nodded with sweat on his forehead: "Ah, no, didn't I promise to give you more, more?"

He took two steps back, afraid of being captured by Zhu Wen again: "Double, enough, enough, enough?" He stammered.

Eggplant*200.

Zhu Wen felt a pain in his forehead and looked at Ji Shuang.

Ji Shuang: "Don't look at me, you can't let go of me even if you look at me."

Zhu Wen: "Is that piled up at the door?"

Ji Shuang: "Alright."

Delivery man: "Then...if it's all right..."

The delivery man moved back while talking.

Zhu Wen rushed up to grab him, and said with a smile, "No."

The delivery man collapsed: "I counted eggplants for an hour, why don't you let me go back and rest!"

Zhu Wen pushed people to the room, "You can rest here with us, there is no rush."

The delivery man refused to obey.

Zhu Wen took out his knife.

The delivery man gave in immediately.

Zhu Wen: "That's right."

Delivery man: "..." How is that right? !

His boss was reluctant to move into the room, and said with a bitter face: "Brother, sir, Dad, please let me go back! I still have a list to deliver!"

Zhu Wen poured him a glass of water, and said unhurriedly, "Oh, are you doing takeout?"

Delivery man: "..." Yes... that's the truth.

Zhu Wen took it easy: "Who are you giving it to?"

Delivery man: "..." Then there's no way to talk nonsense.

Zhu Wen: "It's not our place, I keep the door open, and neither of the two people at the opposite door came out to order."

The delivery man stared and shut his mouth tightly.

Zhu Wen sat down beside him, and said in a thoughtful manner, "Are there other players here?"

Delivery man: "..." Can I say this?

Zhu Wen: "Let me deliver it for you, it's hard work counting eggplants."

Delivery man: "..." Shut up.

Zhu Wen: "How about I accompany you."

Delivery man: "..." Why don't you give me a knife.

People kept not answering, and Zhu Wen couldn't help it.

Changing the subject, he said, "We've all blackmailed you, why didn't anyone come to trouble us? Is there no punishment? It's not appropriate."

Delivery man: "..." You want to be punished for what you said?

Zhu Wen: "If there is no punishment, does it mean that you delivery people are not important?"

Delivery man: "???" What are you trying to do?

Zhu Wen: "If you are not important, it means that you don't go back today... No, it doesn't matter if you don't go back in the future?"

Delivery man: "!!!"

"It's related! It's so relevant!" The delivery man screamed: "The life of a handyman is also his life!"

Zhu Wen felt that this was true.

But according to the punishment system of the game, this is not the case.

So blackmail is okay, games don't matter at all.

After all, the bulk of the shackles of players is not in the sporadic consumption of meals, and normal players don't use the ordering interface as they do.

But what is there to punish?

Detention staff?

Normal staff is possible, but this delivery guy is obviously the least important kind of staff in the game.

It's hard to say.

Zhu Wen looked up and down at the delivery man's clothes and was silent for a moment.

Ji Shuang fully understood what Zhu Wen was looking for: "A passport, right?"

Zhu Wen: "Is it so obvious?"

Delivery man: "???"

Ji Shuang: "It's pretty obvious."

Zhu Wen: "I just can't find it."

Ji Shuang: "We can consider removing him completely."

Zhu Wen: "It might be a way."

pity.

Zhu Wen shook his head: "The pants may be shorter."

Ji Shuang rolled her eyes: "I still picked it."

Zhu Wen: "The main reason is that I am afraid of being exposed."

As he said that, he thought of a question: "You said, is there only one delivery man, or more than one?"

"According to common sense, there should be more than one." Ji Shuang shrugged: "He may be in charge of us, I'll try."

Ji Shuang walked towards the door, and his figure disappeared behind the door.

After a few seconds, Ji Shuang poked his head out from behind the door: "If there is another delivery man, I'll go with you... the back kitchen? Forget it, let's call the back kitchen."

"Shall I go to the back kitchen with you?" She looked at Zhu Wen: "Otherwise, I don't worry."

Zhu Wen nodded: "Okay."

Ji Shuang raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, said "That's good~" and moved back behind the door.

Delivery man: "???"

You two, do you really not consider giving me some human rights?

037: We are also half NPC 5K

No delivery man has ever been kidnapped.

For the first time in his life, the delivery man discovered that being kidnapped turned out to be such a pleasant thing.

The delivery guy didn't want to go back.

Holding the freshly baked fried rice, he nestled in the corner of the living room, deciding to be a well-behaved and quiet hostage.

Another hour passed, and the meal Ji Shuang just ordered arrived.

When the food delivery man No. 2 came, Zhu Wen and Ji Shuang were standing at the door like two door gods, basically forming a welcome pattern.

Delivery man No. 2 is pushing the food delivery cart, with hesitation on his face.

He pointed to an eggplant on the dining car and asked, "You... ordered?"

Ji Shuang nodded: "Yes."

Deliveryman No. 2: "..."

What kind of crazy order 1 eggplant? !

Zhu Wen was more enthusiastic, pointing to a pile of eggplants at the door and talking nonsense: "There are 199 eggplants here, one is missing, so I will make it up."

Courier No. 2: "???"

What kind of crazy order 200 eggplant? !

The delivery man was dumbfounded for a while, completely unable to understand the logic of Zhu Wen and Ji Shuang's behavior.

After being stunned for a while, he came up with a statement that could fully convince himself-these two are crazy about playing games!

He threw the eggplant to Zhu Wen, but he didn't dare to have too much contact with psychopaths, so he just waved his hand and said, "I delivered that thing, let's go."

Zhu Wen caught the eggplant and waved his hand: "Goodbye."

Delivery man No. 2 laughed, and waved his back to Zhu Wen—that's pretty polite!

Just thinking of this, delivery man No. 2 only heard a "boom!" in his ear, and then felt a pain in the back of his head, rolled his eyes and pouted.

Before poking over, he saw Ji Shuang who was looking down at him with a club in his hand.

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