Siheyuan: Start Fusion with Professor X

"Your child's parent, right? I caught your child stealing chicken." The toolman policeman said with a serious face.

When Grandma Sticky heard this, her face turned pale on the spot, without a trace of blood.

My grandson stole chicken and was caught by the police. The sky is about to fall.

Grandma Stick said quickly: "Comrade policeman, it must be a misunderstanding. My grandson won't steal chickens."

"Then the chicken in his hand is raised by your family? You have to think it over before you say it. I have witnesses, and the people's eyes are sharp. If you lie, I will know it." The policeman said seriously.

Grandma Sticksong opened her mouth, but didn't dare to say anything.

The police have all witnessed it, so what can she say?

And she also knows about her grandson's stinking problems, and he will definitely do things about stealing chickens and dogs.

This is the end of the day, and the chicken was caught by the police.

"Okay, there's nothing more to say, then follow me to the police station." The policeman said lightly.

"You want to take my grandson to the bureau?"

Upon hearing these words, Grandma Stick was so frightened that she collapsed on the ground.

The stick stem was frightened and cried louder.

The uncle also said tremblingly: "Comrade policeman, this is not enough. Isn't it just stealing a chicken, you can't take the child away."

This police comrade is stern and selfless, and he doesn't give anyone face. Hearing the old man's persuasion, he asked seriously: "No matter what he stole, the act of stealing is illegal, and violations must be corrected. This is our police's responsibility." Work."

"As parents, please don't affect our police handling the case."

"As for the sentence of the child, it will go to the court for trial. I am only responsible for arresting people here."

Hearing that he was going to be tried by the court, the old man was trembling all over, and the grandma who was sticky didn't come up in one breath, and he was about to faint.

"Why is it so lively? What happened?" At this moment, He Yuzhu appeared on the stage.

Chapter 19 He Yuzhu is half a father

When the elder saw He Yuzhu coming, he was overjoyed, and quickly said, "Zhuzi, you came just in time. Come and have a good talk with this comrade. If this matter is not handled well today, something big will happen."

He Yuzhu asked with a look of surprise: "What's going on? Why are comrades from the police here?"

No matter what era it is in, if a police comrade comes to your door, it is a big deal.

Not to mention, it is still in this conservative era.

BangJiao's grandma burst into tears, and yelled miserably: "Zhuzi, please help our family, BangJiao, he will be arrested by the police."

He Yuzhu couldn't laugh or cry, this old woman, why not be so exaggerated!

But He Yuzhu also knew that this scene can't be too much, it's almost enough.

Looking at the appearance of the stick, it is estimated that today's lesson is enough.

He Yuzhu walked up to the policeman and exaggeratedly said, "Oh, isn't this Comrade Zhang?"

The toolman policeman also said in surprise: "Oh, it's Master He, do you live here?"

"Yes, I live here. These are my neighbors. I didn't expect you to come here today. We haven't seen each other for some time." He Yuzhu said enthusiastically.

"I haven't seen each other for a while. I still miss Master He's cooking. It's so delicious." The toolman policeman said with a smile.

He Yuzhu felt quite interesting, he was talking to himself now, as if he was performing a double reed.

Especially interesting.

Just hold back your laughter, don't laugh out loud at this moment.

The two exchanged a few words, as if they were very familiar.

The tool man's face and policeman slowed down, and his speech became more polite.

He Yuzhu also learned the whole story from the mouth of the police.

With a face full of surprise, he said: "I also watched this kid grow up. He will steal chickens to eat? This is impossible, is there some misunderstanding?"

The toolman policeman immediately said: "Where is there any misunderstanding? Look at the man who took the stolen goods and got it. The chicken is still in his hands. I asked him where the chicken came from, but he couldn't explain clearly. It wasn't him who stole the chicken, but he could Who stole it."

He Yuzhu looked at the chicken in BangGong's hand, and said bitterly, "Boy, alas, I can't say anything."

"But Comrade Zhang, can you show me some face? After all, it's just a child stealing a chicken to eat. It's not a big problem. This chicken must also be in our yard. We can solve it by ourselves in our courtyard, so don't bother you. .”

"That doesn't work either." The toolman policeman said with an unhappy face.

"Give me a face, next time I will cook a delicious meal for you to try." He Yuzhu said.

"Then, are you going to bail on this matter? If you bail, this kid will not commit crimes in the future, and I can let him go temporarily today." The toolman policeman said seriously.

He Yuzhu's face was filled with embarrassment.

When Grandma Banggen heard this, she immediately said excitedly: "I beg you, Zhuzi, you must help our Banggen, you are his uncle, you can't just watch him being taken away. "

Grandma Banggen gritted her teeth and said, "Zhuzi, as long as you help our Banggeng today, I won't care about the matter between you and Qin Huairu in the future."

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes at Grandma Banggen, and said in his heart, "Even if you want to control it, can you control it?"

On the surface, He Yuzhu sighed, and said: "Comrade Zhang, then do as you said, I will guarantee this matter, give me face today, don't grab sticks, if this child is still If you commit a crime, come and arrest him again."

"Well, I'll give you face today. I won't take this child away. You are the elders, but you have to educate the child well." Comrade Zhang said with a serious face.

"Don't worry, Comrade Zhang, I will discipline him well in the future." He Yuzhu said, patting his chest.

Grandma Banggen was both surprised and happy, and quickly said: "Zhuzi is right, we must take good care of the children in the future, if Banggen is disobedient, Zhuzi, you will beat me to death, as long as you give him a breath."

Stick was trembling all over, with an inexplicable panic.

He Yuzhu narrowed his eyes with a smile, and said, "Don't worry, I will definitely teach you the stick."

"His father is gone, and there is me. From now on, I will be his half father."

Grandma Stick Terrier was stunned for a moment, always feeling that there was something wrong with these words.

But after thinking about it carefully, I figured out that something was wrong.

"Okay, that's all for today. I still have something to do, so I'll go first."

The toolman policeman successfully completed the task, and after saying hello, he left the courtyard.

When the toolman policeman walked out of the alley, his eyes suddenly became clear, but his eyes were a little confused.

"who am I?"

"where am I?"

"What have I done?"

"Oh, my name is Lao Zhang."

"I'm a policeman."

"I'm on patrol."

Lao Zhang's brain has completely recovered, but he always feels that his memory is a bit fragmented.

What did he do just now?

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't remember what I was doing just now.

Forget it, I can’t remember it, so I don’t want to.

Chapter 20

Seeing the police comrades leave, everyone at the scene breathed a sigh of relief.

The same goes for He Yuzhu.

It was the first time to control a person and play with himself, which made He Yuzhu feel the pressure.

However, it's really fun to do this.

Just can't do it often.

Often standing by the river how can there not be wet shoes.

No matter what it is, if you do too much, it is easy to be exposed.

He Yuzhu knows that this matter is not over yet, and needs to be finished.

Looking at Banggen, He Yuzhu asked: "Banggen, tell the truth, where did you steal this chicken?"

"Silly Zhu, don't worry about my business." Sticking his temper, he shouted at He Yuzhu.

A white-eyed wolf is a white-eyed wolf, and he has been like this since he was a child.

"You still dare to call me silly Zhu, and you dare to tell me to take care of it, okay, then I don't care, I will go and call Lao Zhang back now, your child is hopeless, you should be sent to prison, let the prison The prisoners in the prison are in charge of you." He Yuzhu said with narrowed eyes.

"Don't, Zhuzi, you can't do this. It took a lot of effort to get comrade policemen to leave. Why did you call him back?"

"Zhuzi, this kid is disobedient, you teach him, his father is gone, no one taught him the truth, you can be regarded as him... half father, you teach him the principles of life."

His grandma said with tears in her eyes.

Sticky's grandma is not a fool.

"Uncle, I was wrong, hit me up, hit me hard, let me remember." Sticky's eyes widened, and the boss suddenly said.

After finishing speaking, Bang Geng lay down on the bed, turned to He Yuzhu and said, "Uncle, I'm ready, come and hit me."

After he finished speaking, tears flowed down his face.

The baby is suffering in his heart, but the baby can't say it out.

The stick was stunned, these words were not spoken by him at all, but he felt as if he was a ghost.

His body was out of his control at all.

"Good boy, if you really want to return a child, then uncle will not be polite." He Yuzhu said with tears in his eyes.

"I've wanted to beat you up for a long time." He Yuzhu said in his heart.

That's right, the scene in front of him was again caused by He Yuzhu's ability.

This kid, Bang Geng, is too uneducated, so let's be good today and give him a proper lesson.

The sticky grandma wanted to stop her, but seeing her grandson's sincere eyes, she was so moved that she didn't dare to go forward.

It is a good thing that grandson seeks to improve.

As a grandma, she can't stop it.

He Yuzhu picked up a wooden stick beside him, and slapped the buttocks of the stick.

"Uncle, you beat me well, keep on fighting, let me have a long memory, and I won't dare to make mistakes in the future, so just hit me hard."

The sticky nose and tears came out, but there was no cry of pain, but a loud yell.

"This kid is really tough. I can't be soft today." After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he hit him continuously.

"Good fight, I have a long memory, and I will not dare to steal again in the future."

"I won't dare to contradict Uncle Zhuzi anymore. If I contradict Uncle Zhuzi again, I will let Uncle Zhuzi beat me to death."

While being beaten, Stick said loudly.

There were tears on his face, but his eyes were full of despair.

He felt that he was definitely a ghost.

"Okay, let's stop here today, it's almost done." He Yuzhu said with a sigh of relief.

If the beating continued, the pants of the stick would be torn, and he could no longer be beaten.

And today's lesson will definitely make the stick stick a long memory.

Only then did Grandma Sticks come to her senses, and she kept thanking He Yuzhu.

"Zhuzi, thank you so much today. Banggan has no father. If no one disciplines him, the child will be wild. Now that you are in charge of him, it will be much better."

Grandma Stick Terrier said gratefully.

"Why are you being polite to me? What's the relationship between me and Banggan? He calls me uncle, and I'm his elder. As an elder, it's normal to teach children how to behave."

"If the stick is not obedient in the future, you can call me over, and I will teach him to be a man." He Yuzhu said, patting his chest.

"Grandma, if I'm not good in the future, you call Uncle Zhuzi to come over and beat me up, and I'm sure I will be good." Stick said with tears in his eyes.

"Okay, I've listened to you. If you don't behave well in the future, I'll ask Uncle Zhuzi to beat you up."