Hello, I am a witch, not an evil god

The hand crossbow reappeared, Shenli Linyue pointed at the piece of paper, and said, "You are just 'paper figurines', right?"

"What paper doll?" the middle-aged man asked stupidly.

"Did you forget? Is this what your mutilated hands and legs became?"

Shenli Linyue shook her head and sighed softly, "The person who designed you is still too rubbish to leave such a big loophole. Didn't the designer consider that you will be injured and you will lack parts?"

Those two pieces of paper were the middle-aged uncle's severed hands and legs, two pieces of paper folded into the shape of arms and thighs.

No matter how much they spat at each other and debated with each other just now, neither of them paid attention to the abnormality caused by the lack of arms and legs, just like the set program, when it was designed, it was not expected that the player would order it in the bar. Egg Fried Rice.

"I wanted to hear if the follow-up to that ghost story was exciting, but you didn't cherish this opportunity and kept talking nonsense to me. If that's the case, then you can rest in peace, and I will find you out personally. Owner."

The hand crossbow aimed at the little boy and the middle-aged man, fired a crossbow arrow respectively, and successfully hit their eyebrows.

When the energy crossbow dissipated, the charm in the eyes of the two slowly dimmed, and then they fell to the ground, their huge figures gradually shrunk, and finally turned into two small paper figurines about [-] centimeters high.

It really is a paper man...

Shenli Linyue couldn't help sighing, "With this technology, if you become a couple of Two-dimensional wives, maybe I will fall, and you become a kid and an uncle, and you still mess with such things in the underworld. I'm in trouble."

Speaking of this ability to turn a piece of paper into a real person, Shenli Linyue is a little interested.I don't know if the touch of the paper man after becoming a "real person" is different from that of a real person, and if there should be, I don't know if there is...

Far away.

Shenli Linyue stepped forward and picked up the two thin paper figurines.

A trace of dream energy flows through it.

The surrounding scenes changed rapidly, and all the scenes began to collapse.

After a while, there was a soft 'bang' like glass shattering, and the surroundings were plunged into darkness.

In the darkness, there seemed to be a light.

Shenli Linyue followed the light and came to a door.

Just as he was about to push it away, he suddenly thought of the mummy behind the door he had encountered just now, so he took a step back, and kicked hard!

Boom-!

boom--!

The wooden door fell off and fell to the ground with a loud noise.

The surroundings became brighter.

Shenli Linyue found the familiar restaurant in front of the door, and all the guests and waiters looked at her in bewilderment.

Turning his head, there is a kitchen behind him, and the chef who is cooking in full swing is also confused.

The whole restaurant fell into deathly silence.

"..."

Shenli Linyue was silent for a moment, and quickly found the surprised Daohuagong Shiratori on the field, walked over slowly, with a sullen face, came to her, and then pulled her up under her bewildered gaze, Pull her out of the shop.

After leaving the shop, Shenli Linyue couldn't move forward without looking back, and quickly sank into the elevator that was about to be closed.

When the elevator door cut off everything outside, Shenli Linyue, who had a sullen face, finally couldn't hold back anymore, leaned against the elevator wall, and kept patting her chest.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's over."

It doesn't get any worse than that.

Under everyone's gaze, Shenli Linyue wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Fortunately, by pretending to be sullen, he managed to get away with it and escaped from the store's accountability.

"Are you okay? Linyue sauce?" Daohuagong Shiratori asked cautiously.

While speaking, she also glanced at the two people in Shenli Linyue's hands.

Just like Shenli Linyue's aura just now, she was stunned just like the other shop assistants. She couldn't turn her head around for a while, and she was dragged out by Shenli Linyue without thinking about anything.

But fortunately, the money has been paid, and I am not afraid of the store chasing me.

As for that door...

After that, let the big sister of the bodyguard discuss compensation with the store.

Daohuagong Shiratori thought to himself.

As the elevator slowly descended, Shenli Linyue almost recovered from the death.

Of course, in her heart, she is social death, but in the eyes of others, she is actually socially obsessed.

"I'm fine, it's just that I was pulled into a place by something, and it took me a while to come out... By the way, how long have I been away?"

"About half an hour." Daohuagong Shiratori said: "If you don't come out again, I won't be able to sit still."

"Thank you for your hard work. Even though I left suddenly, you still have to wait for me, thank you."

"You're welcome, hehe."

"By the way, do you know what this is?"

Shenli Linyue showed the two paper figurines in front of Shiratori of Daohua Palace, "Probably these two things drove me into a mysterious space where I don't know where to fight wits and courage with them." It took half a day to get rid of them."

"This..." Inakamiya Shiratori thought for a while, "If the guess is correct, it should be a shikigami."

"Shikigami? What's that?"

"The spirit body controlled by Onmyoji uses secret techniques to put the souls of people, animals, and beasts in a medium...for example, paper, and become a spirit body that can be driven by them."

Daohuagong Shiratori frowned, clenched his fists quietly.

"Someone dares to ask the onmyoji to attack you, hum, I'm getting impatient!"

"Hmm? Is Her Majesty the Empress going to stand up for me?"

Shenli Linyue narrowed her eyes with a smile, and leaned over fiercely, sticking to Daohuagong Shiratori's body.

"No, no! You, you are too close! Woo..."

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Chapter 210 Lost Kiss Me

Delicate earlobes that are about to drip, melt with the tip of the tongue.

A blush was dyed on her face, like a flower blooming on a peerless face.

Colorful lips gathered, crystal clear, as if there was a seductive fragrance, which made Shenli Linyue feel the urge to kiss.

Unfortunately, the elevator door opened.

Xiao Linyue smacked her lips, reminiscing the touch of the lightly dissolved place, and her mood completely recovered.

All the members of the society were thrown away under the prosperous appearance of Daohua Palace Shiratori.

Of course, it should be said that it was passed on to Shiratori of Daohua Palace, because our empress was so suddenly attacked by Shenli Linyue that she was already limp to walk.

If she hadn't been afraid that Shenli Linyue would hit her twice when she was helping her and make her unable to walk, she would ask Shenli Linyue to help her walk no matter what she said.

"Bastard, bastard, bastard!" Her Majesty muttered.

Shenli Linyue pretended not to hear, put the Shikigami paper figurine in front of her eyes, and then asked, "Is this thing still valuable after I beat it to death?"

"The normal shikigami is gone." Inakamiya Shiratori took a deep breath, trying to make the blush fade away, "Onmyoji will consider the shikigami being intercepted when making shikigami, so they will leave behind all kinds of backhands , to prevent people from getting the secret of the shikigami through the shikigami, or finding them through the shikigami. But..."

Daohuagong Shiratori looked at the paper figurine in Shenli Linyue's hand, "These two shikigami seem to be different from the ones I've seen, and there seems to be a little charm left in them, maybe they are still useful."

She wasn't sure if it would work either, since she didn't know much about it.

"Why don't you understand anything, aren't you the Emperor?" Shenli Linyue pouted and said in disgust.

Daohua Gong Shiratori said angrily: "Does the emperor want to know everything? I was awarded the title suddenly, how can I know so many things? And I am only 15 years old, about the same age as you, how can I know so much! "

"But I can be an encyclopedia at the age of 15." Shenli Linyue was referring to Jiutiao Sanae.

"Where someone can be an encyclopedia, I don't believe that someone can understand everything." Daohuagong Shiratori said with her hands on her hips.

"Then what if she really knows almost everything?" A cunning flashed in Shenli Linyue's eyes.

Kujo Sanae basically has a little understanding of those unpopular knowledge. She thinks that if Inakamiya Shiratori knows it, Kujo Sanae must also know it.

Even if you don't know the principle, you still have a little understanding of the phenomenon and know that there is such a thing.

"If someone really understands everything, or if he understands what this shikigami and this charm are, I will... I will..."

Daohua Gong Shiratori got stuck while speaking, because she didn't know what to say.

"It's her, not him." Shenli Linyue leaned close to Daohuagong Shiratori's ear, and whispered: "If she really knows the origin of this shikigami's charm, you can... give me a kiss, how about it?"

"Impossible!" Daohuagong Shiratori's petite body immediately tensed up, subconsciously moving away from Shenli Linyue.

Shenli Linyue pretended to be indifferent and said: "It's just a kiss, what's the big deal? Did you think of something strange?"

At the end of the words, Shenli Linyue's eyes narrowed.

"You just thought of going to a strange place!" Daohuagong Shiratori immediately retorted.

"What strange place?"

"Of course it's... um..." Daohuagong Shiratori, who was about to say it subconsciously, realized it, immediately covered his mouth, and said angrily, "You're talking to me!"

"Hey~" Shenli Linyue made a grimace with a grin, and then said, "So do you dare to bet?"

"Then what if the person you're talking about doesn't know and you lose?" Daohuagong Shiratori asked.

"If I lose, I will kiss you, if I win, you will kiss me, how about it?"

"Okay...well..." Daohuagong Shiratori blurted out, it was too late to cover his mouth.

"Okay, the contract is established. If the person I'm looking for doesn't know the origin of the charm in Shikigami, I'll give you a kiss. If he knows, you can give me a kiss."

"No! Absolutely not! You are playing a rogue! Use secret techniques on me!" Daohuagong Shiratori said angrily.

In fact, Shenli Linyue did use a little dream ability to induce Daohuagong Shiratori.

"Cough, am I that kind of person?" The girl's eyes drifted, and she waved her hands pretending not to care, "Okay, okay, listen to you, if I lose, what do you want to do?"

"Huh!" Daohuagong Bainiao snorted coquettishly, and then fell into deep thought, frowning, not knowing what bet to make.

"If you can't think of it, how about this, how about I cook you an authentic Dongyuan country meal?"

"You know how to cook?" Daohuagong Shiratori was stunned.

At Tenri Shrine, Kazami Aoi is basically cooking. She thought that Linyue Kamisato, like her, was the type who would eat and wait to die.

"Do you think everyone is like you, stretching out their clothes and opening their mouths?" Shenli Linyue gave her a white look, "The shrine was very poor half a year ago. At that time, Kui Jiang didn't come, and I lived alone. Yes, do you think I can cook?"

"Okay, then it's settled." Daohuagong Shiratori looked at Shenli Linyue and said confidently: "If you lose, you can cook me a big Dongyuan meal. If I lose, I, I... I'll just kiss you."

"Okay, but there is one more condition. If you lose, in addition to kissing me, I have to kiss you."

I feel that if I don’t add this, I feel that I will lose money by betting on myself.

After all, if he loses, he will have to work hard to cook a big meal.

If you win, you will be taken advantage of by Her Majesty the Queen.

"Well... that's fine too."

Anyway, it's just a matter of closing and opening the eyes, as long as it doesn't go too far, it's acceptable.

Daohua Gong Shiratori couldn't help thinking that he had eaten a pure Dongyuan meal by chance, and his saliva couldn't help secreting.

It was when she visited Dongyuan country with the old emperor, and the taste of all kinds of dishes made her unforgettable for a long time.

Although Inari also has many kinds of dishes, and the price is not necessarily cheaper than that of Higashihara Naton, which is called "Manhan Banquet", there are traces of referring to other countries' delicacies in various places, and the taste tends to be uniform. There are as many varieties as the Manchu Banquet.

Inari’s dishes, Inakamiya Shiratori, have long been tired of eating, especially the group of people in the palace who will not eat cheap ingredients at all for the sake of face. Even if it is Chinese cabbage, it will take a long time to grow, it must be long What does it look like, and you have to pick it when there is dew in the morning...

That is to use various methods to increase the value of things first, and then cook them with dignity.

Inakamiya Shiratori doesn't like this strange aristocratic lifestyle at all.

She has always been very puzzled why the elders of the royal family are so entangled. It can't help but have various requirements and regulations on food, clothing, food, housing and transportation, which is just like the feudal aristocracy of the old society.

Obviously they have already lost their real power, so there is no need to maintain a harsh 'decency', just normal decentness is fine.

So harsh, what's the point besides being taken advantage of and giving money to people?

The salaries of the members of the royal family are very high, but no matter how high they are, they cannot support their profligacy. As a result, there is almost no savings in the royal family, and the daily poor are poor.