Hello, I am a witch, not an evil god

The client shook his head, "No, no more."

He looked apprehensive and hopeful: "Miss Miko, can, can it be resolved?"

Shenli Linyue really wanted him to correct the strange title of 'Miss Miko', but think about it, forget it, anyway, I only came here for his money, and I have nothing to do with him in the future, so I am too lazy to correct it.

"Don't worry, take care of it!"

Chapter 050 You Really Know How To Joke

The client likes to be surprised every time when dealing with a problem, causing Shenli Linyue to become subconsciously afraid.

Several times in a row, the girl said she was used to it.

After all, it is a rare "weird" commission, and it took a long time to work together to the point of insanity and hallucinations. Considering Inari's work pressure, the probability is actually very low.

So this time, Shenli Linyue was more relaxed.

But just in case, as the client said, any creature that touches the potato sprouts will be 'eaten', so she specially bought disposable plastic gloves.

Walking into the yard, she first came to the window where she found the purple rhizome, and looked in.

"There really are potatoes sprouting."

The window is the window of the kitchen. Looking in from here, you can see that a potato has sprouted in the corner of the kitchen. The purple rhizome spreads for a long distance. The longest section is estimated to be two to three meters long.

It looks like a mysterious alien creature stretching its teeth and claws, stretching out a large number of tentacles, climbing to various places, trying to absorb nutrients.

It's really just an ordinary potato, though.

The so-called "roots spreading to the living room" were not found, but only sprouted in the kitchen.

Harmful……

A little potato, with such a high bounty, I feel a little embarrassed.

Shenli Linyue came to the main entrance, took the key given by the client, opened the door and walked into the room, then went straight into the kitchen, and picked up the sprouted potato.

Ok……

The purple rhizome of this potato was clinging to the wall. After taking it off, the girl found that the shape of its roots...was quite beautiful, forming a strange shape, which looked like three-dimensional geometry and was very ornamental.

"Maybe I can take it and place it next to the shrine as an ornamental plant." Shenli Linyue thought to herself.

If the bud does not continue to grow, it can be used as a permanent ornamental plant.

——In fact, frequent pruning should be fine, as long as its rhizome system has not changed.

As for whether it will take root in the ground, it doesn't matter, as long as the rhizome outside is not deformed, if it is deformed, it will not look good, just throw it away.

Thinking of this, Shenli Linyue picked up the sprouted potatoes and checked other places. After finding nothing unusual, she left.

"Tch, the client kept saying that the cat was eaten, but Mao didn't see it, hallucinating the stone hammer, his wife might not have been transformed by the cat."

After making some complaints, Shenli Linyue walked out of the house with the germinated potatoes, closed the door, and went straight out of the yard.

This commission is easier than all the previous commissions, and the psychological endurance of dealing with sprouted potatoes is not much better than that of stinky mice, centipedes, and tentacle moths!

Hearing footsteps, the client quickly turned his head to look at Shenli Linyue.

When he saw the germinated potatoes in Shenli Linyue's hands, his expression changed instantly, full of fear, as if he had seen the most terrifying thing.

He stretched out his hand tremblingly, pointed at the potato in Shenli Linyue's hand, looked at Shenli Linyue and muttered, "The devil...the devil..."

He saw that the potato sprouts were moving freely around Shenli Linyue, like countless purple wireworms rooted on the potatoes, densely packed and moving with the wind.

Shenli Linyue, who is holding the potato, no longer has the "divinity" just now. With the "iron nematode" on the potato, she looks like a devil, and her beautiful smile is set off by the potato sprouts, like a mocking devil .

It seems to say: Thank you for your wife's nourishment, which made my baby take shape.

The client took a few steps back slowly, and then, under Shenli Linyue's bewildered gaze, turned around like crazy and ran towards his car.

He opened the door, ignited the ignition and started in one go. Under Shenli Linyue's dumbfounded gaze, he drove away.

Ran……

Shenli Linyue looked down at Tudou, and then at the car going away.

Escape the bill?

Brother, it is not impossible.

Have you forgotten the Iron Fist of the Arcana?

The girl pondered for a moment, glanced at the sprouted potatoes, and decided to take them back and put them away before going to the Mutual Aid Center to apply for enforcement.

Mutual aid centers must have encountered many cases where clients do not want to pay, and they have a lot of experience in dealing with such clients.

If I neglected this miko because I saw that the boss was rich...

This witch will be a villain and curse you!

It is not far from Tenri Shrine, but it took almost an hour for Linyue Shenli to reach the shrine because of the mountain climbing.

When she arrived at the shrine, she put the germinated potatoes on the ground next to Yugaki, where there happened to be several flower pots, the flowers on them had withered, and there was a big tree next to it, and the little black rice on it was taking a nap.

After doing this, she looked at the time and found that it was still early, so she went down the mountain non-stop to the Mutual Aid Center to apply for enforcement without even taking a breath.

100 million!

Mandatory doubling, that is 200 million!

Go even if it's late!

Unexpectedly, Shenli Linyue spent two hours coming to the Mutual Aid Center, but got a very exciting news——

"Your employer died in a car accident."

"???"

Are you kidding me, why did you die in a car accident all of a sudden?

Shenli Linyue certainly didn't believe it, so the conscientious Mutual Aid Center sent a staff member to take her to the bank of the Qianchuan River where the car accident happened, and happened to see a crane lifting a car.

God Li Linyue still had an impression of that car, it was the client's one!

The girl is stupid.

"So, I indirectly caused his death?"

If I had stopped him in time at that time, such a tragedy would not have happened, right?

My 100 million...is it gone?

Just when Xiao Linyue was blaming herself, the staff of the Mystery Council who brought her told her: "No, it was his bad luck. When driving here, a monster suddenly appeared from the river and drove his car into the river."

Shenli Linyue: "???"

The so-called weird again?

No, I'm afraid it wasn't the client who had hallucinations again, which led to a car accident.

After all, fatigue driving is prone to accidents.

Thousands of roads...

The staff sighed: "Fortunately, a priest who passed by took care of that monster, otherwise, the consequences would be unimaginable."

"Priest?"

The self-blame dissipated, Shenli Linyue was a little confused now, there was only her shrine nearby, where did the priest come from?

"Yes." The staff member opened the folder in his hand, took out two A4 papers and handed them to Linyue Shenli: "Miss Miko, this is a photo taken by the person we arrived at that time. According to my colleague, that person The priest seems to be preparing to eat that monster for dinner..."

Speaking of this, the staff couldn't help laughing, "This priest really knows how to joke, how can monsters eat it? Haha."

Shenli Linyue opened the file he gave, and noticed that the priest's back was very familiar.

Take a closer look, isn't this the priest of the Glass Shrine who was lucky enough to eat takoyaki?

There is also a fish in his hand, is that the so-called monster?

Shenli Linyue looked like she saw a ghost, she pointed to the picture and said, "You call this a 'monster'? Isn't this an ingredient?"

The staff froze for a long while before smiling awkwardly, "You really know how to joke."

……

The reward is less than one day away, and it's almost four chapters away, until Friday... But thinking that everyone should remember to vote today, I feel relieved (kimbo).

Chapter 051 You Are Really Tasteful

"Hey, would you like a bite?"

Nine sacks showed what they thought was a friendly smile, tore off one leg of the creepy beast in front of them, and handed it to the trembling deep sea admirers in the corner.

Of course, in the eyes of the deep sea admirers, the smile he thought he was friendly... was a bit hideous.

After all, we managed to hold a summoning ceremony and successfully summoned the evil beast from the deep sea. Just as we were about to celebrate, a man wearing the costume of a shrine priest suddenly fell from the sky and beheaded the evil beast they worshiped. kill.

If it was just an ordinary beheading, then at most they would just run away in anger or fear.

However, this old guy didn't talk about martial arts. After beheading the strange beast, he took out a kitchen knife from behind, set fire to their altar and put it on the pot.

The world calls their deep-sea worshipers "devils", but at this time, they are more willing to assign this title to the priest in front of them.

Deep sea!Please tell us it's not true!

Why can a human being feed on your offspring?

Won't he lose his mind! ?

"Thank you so much, if it wasn't for the food you summoned, I wouldn't have improved my strength so quickly." Jiu Tiaosack thanked him solemnly.

What do the deep sea monsters summoned by these deep sea worshipers look like?

An eerie gleam in rotting eyes, a seal-like creature with the limbs of a crocodile and the tail of a tiger.

After its death, its limbs rotted rapidly, and a large number of maggots emerged, moving around, as if eating its flesh and blood.

But even so, Jiutiao sacks threw it into the pot with unchanged expression, cooked it and took it out to eat.

In fact, before this, Jiu Tiaosack also ate similar strange beasts whose bodies quickly rotted and covered with maggots after death.

He found that this was just an appearance. After cutting and cooking with the knife given by Miss Miko, those rotten places disappeared quickly, leaving only the meat that looked okay.

Those maggots are not real maggots, but moths on them, very "delicious" protein.

There is one thing to say, some moths can be eaten by ordinary people, and they are delicious.

(Huanong Brothers video has it)

The meat tastes okay, as long as it resists the pollution from the deep sea, you can get usable energy from it to strengthen the secret key, and at the same time, you can also see some memory fragments that the strange beast saw.

Sometimes, these memory fragments can help him a lot.

For example, the "fish" that dragged the car into the river today, from which he obtained some fragmentary memories, from which he discovered the lair of this deep-sea admirer tonight.

During this time, Jiu Tiao Sack has been operating secretly.

He has insufficient evidence for the collusion between a three-barrel and a deep-sea worshiper, and he is still unable to bring down a three-barrel.

In order to avoid being noticed by his shadow guards when he appeared in the line of sight of a three-cylinder, he did not return to the Liuli Shrine, but continued to secretly investigate the deep sea worshiper organization colluding with a three-tube in Qianying District.

As the investigation deepened, he felt more and more that this person could no longer be called a human being.

This three-barreled one is almost connected with the well-known deep-sea worshiper organization in the underground world. Through the killing of those stubborn deep-sea worshipers, the nine sacks think that one three-barreled has gone crazy.

In order to gain knowledge of the underground world, to know how the connection between deep sea worshipers and deep sea behemoths came about, and the structure, abilities, and characteristics of evil beasts, he actually secretly helped a large number of deep sea worshipers organize summoning ceremonies!

These assistances are often accompanied by the death of one or more innocent people, or a region is disturbed and destroyed by deep sea evil beasts.

Every new knowledge he acquires is accompanied by a bloodbath, just like human experiments, without any humanity at all.

With the vast amount of knowledge he provided, his position in the Secret Council was as light as light, and basically every time something happened, he could quickly suppress it and escape perfectly.

If it weren't for the memory fragments of the strange beast obtained by devouring the strange beast, it would be impossible for the nine sacks to find clues.

What is it this time?

Nine sacks closed their eyes, fighting against the deep sea pollution in their bodies.

After a while, he broke through the thick black fog and found the memory fragments inside.

"This is your latest mission."