Hello, I am a witch, not an evil god

When Shenli Linyue walked over, Dao Shangyong had already retreated into the house, and looked at the iron bucket in fear with his head exposed.

His appearance also made Shenli Linyue nervous.

There must be something in this iron bucket, but it is certainly not a 'huge monster'.

If it is a 'huge monster', can it fit in an iron bucket?Is it possible that it can grow bigger and smaller like the little monsters in Ultraman?

Shenli Linyue was a little hesitant, whether to step forward and remove the vines above to see what was inside, which would give the owner the illusion of a monster.

The brave look on the road made Shenli Linyue a little afraid to approach.

The girl looked around for a moment, saw a clothes drying pole, her eyes lit up, and she went to pick it up.

I don't know what's inside, so if I'm afraid of getting hurt, just use something else to uncover it?

What a little genius I am!

So Xiao Linyue held the bow in her left hand and the stick in her right, as if she was using a clothes-drying pole as an arrow.

The length of the clothes drying pole is about 1.5 meters, and it can be extended to about two meters according to the length of the hand and bending over.

This distance should be regarded as a safe distance.

However, when Shenli Linyue got close enough that the clothes drying pole could almost touch the iron bucket, the brave man on the road to the owner suddenly exclaimed: "Be careful! It came out!"

Shenli Linyue was startled, subconsciously took a step back.

There was a rustling sound in the iron bucket, and then a pair of legs climbed onto the top of the iron bucket, followed by two pairs, three pairs, four pairs...

Densely packed arthropods!

It was a... 20cm long crimson centipede!

Shenli Linyue's scalp went numb.

It's really a centipede.

Although Xiao Linyue is not afraid of all kinds of insects, seeing this multi-legged animal still feels like her scalp is exploding.

And this centipede is still a giant centipede, the body that is almost as long as her arm looks so hard that it really dare not step on it (referring to stepping on it to death).

The centipede circled around the edge of the iron bucket, as if it was preying on something, and then it was probably full, and returned to the iron bucket.

Now Shenli Linyue basically understood the reason why the homeowner Dao Shangyong issued the commission.

This middle-aged man was afraid of centipedes, so he asked someone to help him get rid of them, but he was afraid that others would laugh at him, so he exaggerated the content of the commission and wanted "professionals" to help get rid of it.

It may be because the priests of the shrine generally do not laugh at civilians, and will give him "salvation", so he mentioned at the end of the commission that he hoped that the priests would come.

Shenli Linyue judged the "cause and effect" of the entrustment, but she didn't realize that the brave man on the road who was peeking behind her fell silent after exclaiming in surprise to make her be careful.

If Shenli Linyue looked back, she would see him with a lump in his throat, unable to speak.

He widened his eyes, strangled his neck with his hands, and opened his mouth, as if he wanted to ask Shenli Linyue for help, but he couldn't make any sound.

He slowly slid down from the door frame and sat down on the door frame, his eyes turned cloudy from fear, and his body twitched every second.

From the point of view of the brave man on the road, it is not a small centipede, but a huge monster whose feet are thicker than a human arm!

The monster had a pair of scarlet eyes, staring at him faintly, and the mouth composed of poisonous jaws and small jaws kept intertwining.

In the mouthparts, with the opening of the poisonous jaw, the dark brown dense teeth like tentacles inside were exposed!

Anyone who sees this scene will feel cold and trembling all over.

Not only that, there was a pair of eyes on each foot of the monster slowly crawling out, the eyeballs kept rolling, and then locked on Daozhang Yongren, showing mocking and greedy eyes.

Huge centipede is walking around the iron barrel.

The gaze of countless pairs of eyes made Dao Shangyong's hair stand on end, his San value dropped wildly, breathing and vocalization became difficult, and his mind gradually became cloudy, making him unable to control his body. He let his body slide slowly, sat on the door frame, and breathed. become extremely weak.

Shenli Linyue didn't notice the abnormal situation behind her, she was thinking about how to get rid of this centipede.

After pondering for a moment, the girl carefully used the clothes drying pole to push the vines off the iron bucket, trying not to disturb the centipede inside.

Then, she approached slowly, and looked inside with her head.

When she saw the scene inside, the girl couldn't help "hissing" and gasped.

I saw the giant centipede sticking its body on the wall of the barrel, encircling the city from head to tail, with one leg exposed facing outward and the other facing inward.

In the circle, there are densely packed small centipedes.

This Teow is a centipede lair!

The girl's scalp is numb.

Chapter 008

This centipede should have seen that the environment in the iron bucket was suitable, so it laid eggs in it, but because it was a giant centipede, it cast a great shadow on the owner of the house.

In addition, there are actually great security risks.

If you are accidentally bitten by a small centipede, there will be local redness, swelling and pain.

However, if it is bitten by such a 20cm long centipede, it may cause lymphangitis and tissue necrosis, sometimes purple epilepsy in the whole limb, or headache, fever, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, and even sputum, convulsions, coma, etc. systemic symptoms.

As one of the five poisons, the toxicity of centipedes is no joke.

As for how to eliminate these centipedes, it is very simple, small ones are trampled to death, and large insecticides are used.

If you want to sell to pharmacies, you can also run away with a bucket.

It's fine to run away with a bucket, but another way is still possible.Coincidentally, after accepting the commission, Shenli Linyue went to the supermarket to buy a bottle of insecticide.

Bows and arrows are just for the boss to see. People who can see small animals as huge monsters will definitely feel that you are perfunctory and doubt whether you can do it if they see that you are empty-handed.

But if you bring weapons, such as knives, guns, swords and halberds, then the boss will have a sense of security. After solving the "monster", you can earn more money.

Before coming here, Shenli Linyue speculated that it might be small insects such as millipedes and centipedes, so she bought insecticide specially.

You can't shoot a centipede with a bow, can you?

Shenli Linyue searched in the yard and found a wooden plank that could cover the entire mouth of the barrel, then quietly stepped forward and covered the wooden plank on the barrel with lightning speed, leaving only one that could be sprayed with pesticides. small opening.

"I'm sorry, this is not the place you should come to, go and become a Buddha, Amen~!"

After praying to the centipedes, Xiao Linyue shook the insecticide and sprayed it wildly at the holes.

Feeling that the wooden board was pushed up with a weak force, as if she wanted to lift it off, Shenli Linyue immediately raised her foot and stepped on the wooden board.

"Want to escape? No way!"

The insecticide was sprayed, not only in the bucket, but also in the vicinity, there were large water spots, and the air was filled with the fragrance of the insecticide.

The weak force coming from the barrel gets weaker and weaker, and then slowly disappears.

Feeling that it was almost the same, Shenli Linyue stopped spraying, found a stone and pressed it on the wooden board.

"It's done!"

Clapping her hands, Shenli Linyue turned around to discuss the bounty with Dao Shangyong, but suddenly saw Dao Shangyong leaning against the door frame and closing her eyes.

Ah, fell asleep?

The girl blinked her eyes, walked over, and shook her little hand in front of Dao Shangyao, "Hello? How are you? Are you still alive?"

Dao Shangyong slowly opened his eyes and was in a daze for a moment, the turbidity in his eyes slowly disappeared, and he regained a touch of clarity.

He didn't react at the first moment, but then, thinking of the scene just now, he subconsciously stepped back.

"No, don't come here! Help, help!"

"Wake up, centipede...cough, the monster has been eliminated, you are safe."

Since Dao Shangyongren thinks it is a monster and is still so afraid, it is better to follow his wishes and make more money.

Otherwise, explain to him that it's not a monster, but a little centipede, and that he's nervous, and the solution is to spray insecticide. Wouldn't that make him feel that it's too simple, and the money is too bad?

No matter what you do, including work, if you finish it easily, the boss will think, so simple?Wouldn't it be a loss for me to give you so much money?

If you complicate the process and give the boss a feeling that you are not aware of your strength and that you are very hardworking, the boss will think that you are awesome, and may give you a bonus while appreciating it.

Giving money is the boss.

In order to make some money, Xiao Linyue could only call the centipede a monster out of conscience.

She doesn't ask much, just 200 yuan, and the cost of insecticide and arrows is 50 yuan, making 150 yuan.

It took less than an hour from receiving the commission to completing the commission, and the hourly salary is 150, which is not bad.

If you bluff the boss, it may be more than 200 yuan, and 400 yuan is also possible!

This kind of entrustment is relatively "special", and the price is generally not marked in the mutual aid center, because the employer does not know how much this "weird event" will cost.

Shenli Linyue doesn't know either, but it's not good if the price of expelling an insect is too high.

"Already, already killed?" The brave man on the road looked in the direction of the iron barrel in shock, splashed a wooden board and a stone on it, and asked, "Is that...?"

"Oh, 'ghosts' don't die so easily, so I sealed him up and it took about an hour to kill them all, big and small."

"What? Not dead yet? There are many more?" Dao Shangyong immediately showed a terrified expression.

"It's normal, killing insects... Uh, breaking magic takes time to kill monsters. Don't worry, I've already sealed the wooden board. As long as you don't open it, the monsters inside won't come out." Change your color and talk nonsense.

"But..." The brave man on the road looked at the iron bucket still full of fear.

"If you're worried, I'll give you an amulet to protect your safety, remember to carry it with you!" Shenli Linyue said with a smile.

After finishing speaking, she took out an amulet from her small bag, took a look at it and stuffed it back.

How about the "peaceful" one?Do you think the boss wasn't scared enough?

Although Shenli Linyue felt that the boss probably didn't recognize the word "peace" on it, but the price of this well-made garrison was relatively expensive. The boss seemed to be just a worker, so he probably couldn't afford such an expensive one.

Fortunately, I brought a fake amulet made out of a piece of cloth when I tried to skip class cyclic tasks before.

He randomly took out a "fake product" and handed it over, "Chenghui, 500 yuan, including the commission fee for exorcising evil spirits."

The cost of this piece of cloth is 0.5 yuan, and selling it for 200 yuan is too profitable, and Xiao Linyue's face is a little red.

Michigami Hayato didn't hesitate, he readily took out his wallet to pay the bill, and then carefully put the Omoru in his jacket pocket like a life-saving straw.

After finishing it, Dao Shangyong heaved a sigh of relief, and asked cautiously: "Then, that... Can I take my wife and son back to live?"

"Of course." Shenli Linyue replied, paused, and asked casually, "You still let your wife and son go out for refuge?"

"Yes." Michigami Yuto nodded, "After I discovered this monster that looked like a centipede, I asked my wife and son to stay at a friend's house. He is a massage therapist in a massage shop."

Xiao Linyue raised her eyebrows, "Then you and your wife should be very happy, and your wife should be very happy."

"Thank you, thank you for the compliment."

"Okay, since the 'yokai' has been eliminated, I'll go first. If you have such a request in the future, you can go to Tenri Shrine to find me."

Xiao Linyue stuffed Dao Shangyong with a business card, then took the things and left happily.

This kind of entrustment is rare, and the reward is so generous, so comfortable.

Xiao Linyue even blamed herself for being too soft-hearted, and she didn't dare to fool her big. If it was someone else, exorcising evil spirits or something, would she give up if she didn't collect tens of thousands of dollars?

On the way up the mountain, Xiao Linyue was debating whether to let go of the bottom line, and when encountering such things, she tried her best to squeeze the wool.

It wasn't until I came to the shrine and stepped into the torii gate that I suddenly paused, and then my face turned pale.

"Broken, I forgot one thing!"

I checked my wallet, it was empty.

Whether it was the 500 yuan for "eliminating demons" or the dozens of yuan left over from shopping, they all disappeared.

"Ahhh bastard!!!"

Chapter 009 Gui Lisa

Why does Shenli Linyue believe that this world is not simple?

Even if you have never seen it, do you still believe that there are supernatural phenomena or supernatural events in this world?

In addition to the "urban legend" that I often hear when I go down the mountain, it is this evil problem I am encountering now.

She felt she was "cursed"!

What is the effect of this "curse"?