Hello, I am a witch, not an evil god

"We believe that Miss Miko has this strength." Jiu Tiao Sack flattered.

"Then what if I can't save him?" Shenli Linyue asked.

"It can only be said that Shintoism is doomed to perish." Jiu Tiao Sack sighed, and said with a smile: "However, with the guidance of Miss Miko, I believe that such a thing will not happen anyway."

Shenli Linyue: "..."

I was really fooled.

"That's fine, it's not a bad thing to register with Shintoism, I agree."

"That's great! We're going to apply for Tenri Shrine to be a Jingji Shrine, but we're still lobbying people to get everyone to vote."

"Purity rank? No need, ordinary registration is fine."

"Normal level? I see, I understand, Miss Miko, you are really great!"

Indifferent to fame and wealth, not lost by the prosperity of the world, this is what a shrine should be like!

Wasn't Shintoism founded in the past to guard the Quartet and suppress all filth?

Although now...

Eh.

And Shenli Linyue: "?"

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Chapter 067 Dream Adventure

Sure enough, repeat customers can only be found by cheating!

Gone are the days when the aroma of wine was not afraid of deep alleys.

Now is the age of fooling around!

Looking at the back of the nine sacks leaving, Shenli Linyue showed a happy smile.

Guard -1, income +1200.

Counting the 1200 carefully, the girl put it into a secret piggy bank, thinking that she would deposit it in the bank when Yamashita opened a bank.

Or reluctantly spend money to take a taxi to a bank in the urban area to deposit.

If you put too much money in your hands, if something goes wrong accidentally, leading to being gnawed by mice, getting damp, catching fire, etc., you will definitely have cardiopulmonary arrest.

If it weren't for the fact that this ruined bank didn't have a branch in the suburbs, she would have already deposited in the bank, and she wouldn't be afraid of losing money every time she went out.

After putting away the new income, Shenli Linyue returned to the tree to enjoy the shade, and opened the long-lost task system to check the new recurring tasks.

The rewarded "Dream Simulator" has arrived, and the cycle task has been updated to——

"Recurring task: complete 3 residents' help requests, reward 100 Inari Coins, +1 for archery specialization."

Huh?

Didn't continue to deal with 'weird' tasks?

I also wanted to see if there were any weird weirdness levels on the 'God-level weirdness', but it turned out that there were none.

This is really a pity.

It may be that the system cannot be edited.

Three times residents asked for help...

Shenli Linyue thought about it, and thought it should mean that the residents ran to the shrine to ask for help.

If you take the initiative to go to the mutual aid center to pick it up, it should be called entrustment rather than help.

Not bad, more motivation to change people's perception of the shrine.

Although this recurring task seems to be quite passive, and there is a high probability that you can only passively wait for someone to come to your door, but this is the same as doing... direct sales. Only by promoting the 'brand' can customers come to your door, right?

So after Kazami Aoi came back, Shenli Linyue used various words to imply that she should help the shrine to advertise or something when she was in school.

Generally speaking, in a world where there is a high probability of weird events, students are most likely to be affected and startled. They regard some normal things as weird and then feel restless all day long, and then attribute their psychology to being affected by weirdness. .

Although these customers have no money, they can accumulate word of mouth!

However, it is too embarrassing for Kamisato Linyue to say it directly about advertising for the shrine, so she can only tell Kazami Aoi in the form of hints.

After helping Kazami Aoi with the check-in matters, Shenli Linyue told her that she had to take a rest and let her take care of herself, and then went back to her room.

She's ready to try out her newly acquired skills—

Dream Simulator!

Dream Simulator: After using it, you can quickly fall asleep and enter a random dream; you can use some real props in the dream (the corresponding props in reality will disappear after use, please use with caution).

The introduction was very short, and it looked like a virtual game based on dreams.

If the so-called 'realistic props' refers to Inari coins, it is definitely a dream game developed by the system, the one with krypton gold.

If it's really a dream game, then every dream needs to be purchased... In fact, it's okay, beautiful (chun) dreams are hard to find!

I'm afraid it's full of weird stream-of-consciousness stuff.

After locking the door and closing the curtains, Shenli Linyue quickly lay down on the bed, closed her eyes, and used the dream simulator.

Soon, consciousness sank into darkness.

When she woke up, she found that she was in a place... full of huge, magnificent and strangely shaped plants.

It's like entering the world of Avatar.

Shenli Linyue looked at this dream curiously, and couldn't help exclaiming: "It's so big!"

The girl stretched out her hand, and slightly touched a plant next to it that looked like a spiral banana leaf, and there was a tall plant called Kazami Kwai Taka.

It is worth mentioning that Kazami Aoi may be due to long-term malnutrition. At the age of fourteen or fifteen, she looks less than 1.4 meters, which is a head shorter than Kamisato Linyue.

Under Shenli Linyue's touch, the spiral banana leaf quickly retracted the leaf into the ground as if frightened.

"The plants in this dream seem to be interesting."

Shenli Linyue touched those plants with great interest, making them all 'scared' into the ground before stopping in satisfaction.

I have to say that the dreams simulated by this dream simulator are still very realistic.

When she touched the 'spiral banana leaves', although they all retreated into the ground at an extremely fast speed, she still had a brief touch.

The cold feeling is almost the same as touching a popsicle in reality.

However, the more real she is, the more Shenli Linyue likes it.

If people can control their dreams, they must have dreams that they like. The higher the sense of reality, the better.

It would be too boring if everything in the dream was the same as ordinary dreams, all kinds of distorted streams of consciousness.

In a normal dream, you are basically at home one moment, and at school the next moment, and then aliens invade in a daze and ask you to be the savior.

If you like to sleep hard, you may also dream that you are running hard on the street or at school, looking for pants nervously...

In short, conventional dreams, if you think about it, are outrageous.

Sometimes I dream that I am nb, and my blood boils after waking up, but after thinking about it carefully, I find that it is just an ordinary cliché plot.

If you know that you are dreaming and dream about those strange things in your dream, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to have a good experience, and it cannot be called a "good dream".

Originally, Shenli Linyue was worried that this dream simulator would be like that, completely letting the subconscious mind do its own thing, but fortunately, it doesn't seem to be the case now.

"Since it's a dream, as the owner of the dream, I should be able to fly or set fireballs, right?" Shenli Linyue began to think about it.

So she tried to think of herself flying.

Soon, she found that she could walk through the air just like the strong Dou Zong.

Under her control, the body slowly floated up, broke through the blockade of the towering trees, and came to the sky above this strange jungle.

Looking from the sky, this strange jungle is endless, as if it is endless.

But it's a pity that in the distance, everything is wrapped in thick fog, making it hard to see clearly.

Not only that, but even the sky was covered in dense fog, which brought great psychological pressure to people.

However, the dense fog did not affect the line of sight. Even if the dense fog covering the sky and the sun made it difficult to see clearly in the distance and covered the sun, the jungle below could be clearly seen.

"Is it the boundary of the dream?" Shenli Linyue thought to herself.

As for being able to see everything clearly without the sun... This is quite normal for dreams, because you can't feel the sun when you are dreaming.

Others don't know, but Shenli Linyue herself has slept and dreamed for so many years, and has never dreamed of the sun...unless the sun shines directly on her eyes in reality.

Thinking about what was there and what was not, Xiao Linyue began to explore this dream world.

Out of curiosity, the girl landed on the ground, found a random direction, and set off!

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Chapter 068 Dream Boundary

"I'll see if I can use money in my dream... Well, I can't."

After a little testing, she found that she didn't spend money to unlock the dream, Shenli Linyue felt a little regretful.

She is now exploring this magical dream world on foot. There are plants that she has never seen before, which makes her full of curiosity.

Some plants are beautiful, such as the black flowers in front of you.

The black plants bloom with bewitching flowers without any leaves, and the flowers emit a faint fragrance, which is fascinating.

There are also some scary plants. For example, there is a big mouth not far away, just like the big mouth flower in Plants vs. Zombies. There are two green leaves spread out on the ground, a rhizome in the middle, and a closed "big mouth" with ferocious teeth on top. , with spikes at the top.

That thing is not easy to mess with at first glance.

Although Shenli Linyue thought that she should be invincible in her dream, she didn't want to mess with it.

This dream has such a strong sense of reality, if it is accidentally swallowed by it... Shenli Linyue doesn't want to experience pill swallowing.

So facing those scary-looking plants, Shenli Linyue wisely chose to look at them from a distance.

Then came the test about bringing something from reality to the dream world.

After a lot of testing, she found that she couldn't bring in anything except the Omori.

So in this dream, is he preparing to let himself practice fooling people into buying a guard?

Although it is impossible to materialize things in reality into this, some small things can still be created with a single thought.

such as--

Hooks, lines...

Hmm... Fishing in a dream... Can you guarantee a 100% hook rate?

Shenli Linyue casually eliminated the hook and line in her hand.

Dreaming and fishing, how addictive is it?

Anyway, Shenli Linyue would definitely not be able to do such a strange thing.

After discovering that only the Amulet can be used in dreams, Shenli Linyue brought in the "Sacrificed" Amulet.

No matter how you look at this picture, it's not pleasing to the eye. If you really encounter any "NPC" in the dream, just take this out and fool it, and use it as a practice.

Passing over the terrifying "big mouth flower", Shenli Linyue came to a small stream, bent down, and touched the water with her hands.

The cold moist feeling came, giving her the illusion that she was in the real world.

The so-called dream is not pretending to be a dream but actually happening in reality, right?

Shenli Linyue couldn't help having a bold idea.

But then she smiled.

Should be unlikely.

Maybe try it again at night while you sleep to see if it's day or night where it came in.

Although there is such a thing as jet lag, if you dream during the day and dream during the day, and if you dream at night or during the day, it is basically certain to be false.

as well as--