Human account is forced to full level

"Ah, I'm going to die... wash your face first."

After lying paralyzed for a while, Jiafan finally got up weakly and walked to the bathroom.

Speaking of which, he hasn't eaten lunch or dinner today, and he's too lazy to make it by himself now, why don't he go out to the convenience store later to buy a bento and snack Coke?

Thinking like this, Jiafan came to the bathroom and directly caught the water flowing from the faucet with both hands, and threw it on his face carelessly, and what came out was still hot water, as expected, it is still the modern daily world.

He took a clean towel and wiped his face casually, Jiafan nodded in satisfaction, then saw himself in the mirror and froze for a moment.

"Eh?"

Jiafan leaned forward, smoothed the bangs on his forehead upwards with his hands, stared at the face in this position, with a look of surprise on his face.

"What about the two scars on my forehead?"

When he first arrived in the world of No Game No Life ZERO, the two pieces of black ash floating down from the sky directly caused pain on his forehead and at the same time left two ugly scars. Gone?

At this time, the sound of the system suddenly appeared.

"It seems that when you come back from the time travel, the damage to your body should be completely repaired, and the minor problems in your body that were caused by staying up late for many years will disappear."

Maybe it's because of returning to the safe daily world, the voice of the system is obviously much happier, saying: "Compared with this kind of thing, come and try your new ability, let me see if it's serious or not."

"I know, I know."

After washing his hands again, Jiafan returned to the living room with a helpless face, but that's what he said, he didn't know what to do when he suddenly wanted to test his ability or something.

Rubbing his chin and thinking, Jiafan suddenly noticed that on the table not far away, when he went out before, he poured a glass but forgot to drink it.

Hmm, just a little thirsty.

At this point, Jiafan thought for a while, then stretched out his right index finger, pointed at the water glass and lightly ticked it, and started his first attempt to use superpowers in his life.

"Come here!"

As soon as the words fell, Gavan suddenly felt that his mind seemed a little tired, and the words that came out of his mouth also produced faint and imperceptible fluctuations in the air, and then...

"Oh!"

The water glass smashed directly on the white and clean wall, the shards of the glass fell to the ground, and hundreds of milliliters of water soaked the floor.

Gavan subconsciously tilted his head: "..."

He turned his head expressionlessly and looked behind him, staring at the discolored white walls of his house and the mess on the ground, and fell into a deep silence.

This water glass seemed to want to blow his head off just now, right?

"...Nima's why?"

Gavan once again felt the doubt and bewilderment from the depths of his soul.

And the sound of the system happened to appear silly and cheerful.

"Pfft, aha, ahahahahahaha, I knew your ability was really unscrupulous, host, you almost shot yourself in the head just now, oops, no, no, I'm so happy."

Hearing the unhesitating laughter of his cheating system in his mind, Jia Fan's face turned dark.

Why didn't this product have a physical body and appeared in front of him?

Otherwise, now, I can give the other party a small mouth that represents friendship.

"Okay, cheating system, don't laugh, help me think about what's going on?" Gavan rubbed his temple with a headache.

It's such a hassle. Before going to the convenience store, I have to clean up broken glass and water spilled on the floor, but what about the walls?

Well, Gavan thought about it, took a dry rag to absorb the moisture on it, and let it dry naturally.

"I know, I know, carbon-based organisms that can't do anything." Habitually replied, it took a while for the system to stop the pretty childish laughter, and the image was already the same as it was at the beginning. The pretentious mechatronic sounds are completely different styles.

She is just like a wise blue-haired goddess in another world.

"Ahem, let me see."

After laughing enough, the system carefully checked the physical condition of its own host, and explained: "The situation just now should be that the instructions expressed in your language were not clear enough, so it happened that you were almost shot in the head by a water cup with your own ideas. , you can try again in specific circumstances, but..."

The system thought for a while, and the tone became a little more serious, and said: "Activating this ability is not free of consumption, but to use your mental power as a prerequisite for the language to change the rules, then the problem comes, you, the host This guy... is really an ordinary person, how can he get so much spiritual power."

The system's tone began to take on a bit of undisguised dislike again, and said: "Let's not talk about the upper limit of this ability, even if you let the water cup feed you water, you will feel a little tired. So... If you encounter any unexpected situation, please don't mess around, I don't want to see you die suddenly."

"I know, I know."

Gavan, who had already started to squat down to clean up the glass residue, replied helplessly: "I'm sure I won't use it if I'm tired. I'm not stupid. Also, that... Thank you for your concern."

"Oh... huh? How did you hear that I cared about you???" The system froze for a moment, and then the voice was full of disgust again.

But Gavan didn't care about it this time.

"Your words are already regarded as concern for us humans, a system with a bit of a brain problem."

"Ah, I really don't understand you weak carbon-based creatures."

One person and one system bickering, this kind of thing has become their daily routine without knowing it. After all, they don't stay together for a moment now, even in the desolate land of the last days, there is at least one person able to talk.

After a while, the glass residue was cleaned up, the water stains on the floor were also mopped up, and the slightly discolored white walls also came into intimate contact with a dry rag.

"It's done, well, let's go to the convenience store next."

After clapping his hands and looking at his results, Jiafan nodded in satisfaction, then went back to the bedroom, stuffed some banknotes into his pocket, and was ready to go out.

But at this time, the doorbell unexpectedly rang early.

"Eh? At this time, who will come to me?"

Gafan, who was about to go out, said to himself in surprise. After thinking about it, he hesitated for a while, and then looked outside through the peephole on the door. Then, one with a cigarette in his mouth and fruit in his hand, A familiar face in a white coat came into his eyes.

"..."

Why don't you pretend you're not at home?

However, the next moment, there was a loud knock on the door.

"Hey, brat, open the door quickly, I know you're at home, don't hide!" Shizuka Hiratsuka looked like she was in menopause, and shouted angrily, knocking on the door, not even bothering to ring the doorbell.

"If it's late, be careful I'll just break into the door!"

Jiafan, who was covering his slightly red forehead, was silent: "..."

Does this house have a back door?

Chapter 18: I'm not an evil slime

After many years, Jiafan once again experienced the similar feeling of facing the reprimand of the head teacher and bearing the scolding of the parents when he was a child.

Sitting upright on the sofa, holding an apple that someone helped wash and peel in his hand, Gafan listened to Shizuka Hiratsuka's ramblings and persuasion that seemed to be aged.

In short, it’s wrong to skip classes, and it’s not okay to come to school without a schoolbag. You can tell your aunt if you have any unspeakable secrets.

And Gavan was also very proficient in putting in the left ear and out the right ear, maintaining a stunned expression.

Empty your brain, all four things are empty, and let the time pass slowly.

Seeing this, Shizuka Hiratsuka, who was still worried and came to the door specially, also sighed helplessly.

"Did you hear what I said?"

"I listened, I listened." Gavan immediately recovered and nodded.

"Brat, will you dare next time?"

"No next time, no next time." Gavan shook his head without hesitation.

"...that's quite eloquent, brat."

Hiratsuka, who was sitting on another sofa next to her with Erlang's legs crossed, raised her eyebrows, still holding an unlit cigarette in her mouth, and there was a little helplessness in her delicate eyebrows.

Because of a car accident, Jiafan lost his parents since he was a child.

Then I started to become very withdrawn. When I was a child, I was very close to myself. After I grew up, I didn’t even want to see myself. I locked myself in an empty house all day. I don’t know if it will be possible. What's wrong with holding back.

It's a pity, I originally wanted to move here to live with him for a while to take care of the child's daily life, at least cook some decent meals for him, so as not to eat those bento and junk food all day long.

But the kid just didn't want to.

Even counting it seriously, I don't see each other several times a year.

Thinking of this, Shizuka Hiratsuka tapped her fingers a little irritably, but...

Staring at Jiafan who had a face full of desire to let go, Hiratsuka Shizuka's mouth curled up slightly again. Although she didn't know why, when she saw the child again these two times, she obviously felt that the child was much more cheerful.

After all, this time she didn't need to break down the door violently, she could just come in directly.

"Forget it, let me let you go this time."

Under Gavan's relieved expression, Hiratsuka Shizuka stood up from the sofa and stuffed the cigarette dangling from his mouth into the pocket of his white coat.

Although she was a bit addicted to cigarettes, she definitely wouldn't smoke when her juniors were present. The white smoke that drifted away was not good for children's health.

"Naping...Auntie, are you going back now?" Gafan's tone was filled with impatience.

This made Hiratsuka Shizuka glance at him speechlessly.

Is this brat just not waiting to see her?

"It's still early, I'll make you a dinner by the way, so you won't have to eat those junk food again."

"...Auntie, will this trouble you too much? In fact, I can go out and find a ramen shop by myself."

"No need, my aunt is here, how can I let you go out to eat?" Hiratsuka Shizuka lightly tapped the opponent's head with her fist angrily.

"Okay, needless to say, hurry up and eat the apple in your hand. I'll go to the kitchen and see what other ingredients are in your refrigerator."

As he said that, he turned around and walked towards the kitchen. While walking, he took out a hair rope from his pocket and tied his long hair into a single ponytail, but suddenly he turned around as if remembering something. , warned Gavan who was sitting on the sofa with a half-smile.

"Don't run away secretly, or I will be very angry, aunt."

"Uh, no way." Gavan silently took his gaze away from the doorknob.

"And after dinner, you must remember to go to bed early, and when you go to school tomorrow, you have to roll over to my class obediently, do you hear me?"

"No problem, no problem, auntie, you can go and do your work, I'll just eat apples here for a while."

"Hmph, that's about the same, brat."

This time, Shizuka Hiratsuka finally nodded in satisfaction and walked towards the kitchen.

And looking at the back of this aunt who suddenly appeared in the kitchen, Jiafan's expression was also very complicated.

After all, he knew that what the other party cared about was actually another self, but he who had absorbed part of the memory of the original body was also regarded as another self in a sense.

Alas, these are some messy relationships.

Gavan, who gave up thinking, sighed helplessly.

Forget it, he didn't bother to worry about these unreasonable things anymore. In short, since the other party really regarded him as his nephew, then he should also treat the other party as his own aunt.

In other words, over the years, apart from the dinner that the eldest sister helped cook, this is the first time someone cooks for himself, right?

Thinking like this, Jiafan took a bite of the apple in his mouth, decided to wait for the other party to finish dinner, and eat together at the same table, and then...

in a park.

An ordinary person sitting on a bench, holding a gnawed apple in his hand, looked at the young lovers and the old men walking their dogs and birds with a stupid face, and looked up silently He glanced at the big sun that was supposed to be setting in the west, but now it was hanging high above.

Gavan couldn't say a word for a long time.

"...Fuck!"

at the same time.

Shizuka Hiratsuka, who had already put on her apron, walked out of the kitchen with a helpless expression on her face.

"Stinky boy, why is there nothing in your refrigerator? Even if there are only a few eggs left, I can make you an omurice. Forget it, wait for me for a while. I will go out to the supermarket to buy some food now.. ...."

The complaints stopped abruptly, Hiratsuka Shizuka looked at the empty living room again with a silent face, and looked around for possible figures around.

"Garvan?"

She tried to shout a few times.

no respond.

"..."

Veins popped up on his white forehead.

Her fist is hard!