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"It hurts! It hurts! Is this how you treat your good brother who comes to play with you? My heart is so cold!"
"Come on, you, a tortoise shell specialized in defense, can be hurt by a pinch of my ordinary wooden door?"
With a sneer to express his disdain for Fenmao's clumsy acting skills, Lu Xi carefully glanced at the room, and lowered his voice to accuse:
"Also! Are you trying to make me die quickly?! Knowing that Yuxia is at home, you still say 'interesting place'? Do you want to die?"
"So I just said 'interesting place'!"
While speaking, the pink-haired knight puffed up his chest with certainty:
"There are many places in this world that can be called 'interesting'. For children, it may be a candy store, and for the elderly, it may be a leisurely lakeside-as for what kind of place I was referring to just now ...Hehe, you understand~"
"I don't understand, and I dare not understand."
Unable to complain about the obscenity of Cupid's smile, Lu Xi let out a long sigh:
"Do you think Yuxia will really believe your lies? Even if you put aside the fact that she is ice-snow and smart for a while, the cheating skill called [Apocalypse] can definitely see through your lies in an instant, and then, you You will be destroyed by her humanity because of [lying is an incorrect behavior]—life is a good thing, but you only have one life, I hope you can understand this."
"This……"
Apparently recalling the suffocating feeling of being wrapped in a light chrysalis when they first met, Cupid vacillated wildly between 'go to a fun place for a night' and 'leave here to save your life'.
However, hesitation is hesitation, after being taught by Lu Xi for so long, as a man with glorious pink hair, how could I not launch a counterattack?
"I said Lucy."
Deliberately putting on a vicissitudes of sorrow, Cupid leaned sideways on the door frame of Lu Xi's house, and sighed deeply:
"Aren't you... a strict wife?"
"what?!"
Lu Xi clenched his fists with an unkind expression:
"Wu Na pink-haired jumping face monster, do you want to eat this?"
"But, this is an obvious fact."
Facing Lu Xi with a fierce look on his face, Cupid not only did not back down in the slightest, but spread his hands as a matter of course:
"Faced with the invitation from your brother to 'do interesting things together', the first thing you think of is not 'Okay, okay, don't get drunk and don't return', but you are afraid that 'If you do this, it may make Yuxia Not happy'—this is exactly the speech of a middle-aged bald uncle whose family status is very low because of his low salary!"
"You, how can you be so filthy and innocent!"
Like a cat whose tail was stepped on, Lucy's face instantly turned red.He stammered and argued:
"Who, who is afraid of Yuxia! I just reminded you kindly just for your own good. I usually have the final say at home, even if I go out to play until three o'clock in the morning, do you think Yuxia dare to say anything?" ?”
No, it was just a complaint just now, if you explain it so hard, you are more like a middle-aged uncle at the bottom of the family food chain, okay?
In other words, men know men best.As long as you cleverly use the male psychology that no one wants to admit that you are a strict wife, you can often get twice the result with half the effort in many things.
"Oh, is it so."
Seeing that Lu Xi had completely fallen into his trap, Cupid's tactical awareness was excellent and he did not show a trace of joy. Instead, he raised his chin slightly, showing a three-point pity and three-point disdain expression:
"No matter what, I'll just believe it for the time being. So, do you want to join my temporary adventure team for fun today?"
"Go, go, go!"
At this time, Lu Xi raised his eyebrows and gritted his teeth:
"Isn't it just going to that kind of place! Before I have a formal marriage contract, I don't mind at all--"
"Oh? Don't mind?"
A clear and tactful voice sounded behind Lu Xi. The tone was obviously filled with endless tenderness, but it made the hairs of the two men who were having a childish confrontation at the gate instantly stand on end:
"Where are Lucy and Pink going together?"
"Yu, Yushia!!!"
Turning his head stiffly, looking at the beautiful smile that was so close in front of him, Lu Xi, who felt the darkness in front of him, only had time to make one last movement——
"Sorry to bother me, just walk away mellowly now - Hey! Lucy! Let me go! Let me go! Let me crawl!"
Firmly pinching the wrist of the pink-haired knight who wanted to slip away when things went wrong, Lu Xi showed him a quiet smile, and the former also instantly understood what Lu Xi meant:
"It's difficult to be the same."
——Lu Xi's eyes seemed to say so.
Chapter 288 Returning to the Lower Labyrinth
"Then, gentlemen?"
Looking at Lu Xi and Fenmao who were covered in cold sweat with a smile, Yuxia tilted her head and asked:
"Where are you guys talking about going?"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Faced with this terrifying sense of oppression that came from nowhere, Cupid seemed to have completely lost his ability to speak, and he could only turn to Lucy's sleeve for help:
"Ahhhhhhhh!!"
You keep going 'ahhhh' what the hell does that mean? !
Knowing that the pink-haired knight who had entered Yuxia's sight could no longer escape, Lu Xi shook off the former's hand firmly grasping his sleeve in disgust. With his brain working rapidly, he already had his own Answer:
"That's right, Cupid's teammate has a temporary job today, so he came to me to form a temporary team who wanted to do the task—you know, with this guy's stinky mouth! There are very few people he can ask Little, who let me just know such a cheat."
You took the opportunity of explaining to retaliate against the fact that I just laughed at your strict wives!
Even though he could clearly see his intentions from Lu Xi's eyes, Cupid still gritted his teeth and showed a smile in the face of Yushia's predatory questioning gaze:
"That's right! That's it! Three of my teammates accidentally fell ill. In order to temporarily take their place, I came here to borrow Lucy for a day—huh?"
Feeling that his right hand was burned by a weak and weak flame, Cupid subconsciously looked at Lu Xi, just in time to meet the eyes of the other party with huge information content.
oh oh!It's the tacit eye contact channel!
Instantly caught Lu Xi's eyes, Cupid understood what he meant:
【Are you an idiot? !How can there be such a bad excuse for three teammates being sick? ! 】
!
[It's over!I forgot! 】
Cold sweat oozed from Cupid's forehead in an instant, and he didn't realize his fatal mistake until Lu Xi reminded him:
【Yusia, she won't see it, will she? 】
【What do you think?Even if one teammate is sick and the other two take turns to take care of him, it is better than three people being sick! 】
According to Yuxia's wisdom, seeing through this lie is probably only a matter of minutes. As for whether we will be judged by the saint for lying later——
"—Ah, so that's how it is."
Things didn't slip into the abyss as Lu Xi and Cupid imagined.Hearing that someone was sick, Yuxia's eyes flashed a trace of concern:
"Do you need me to help? If you use my holy art, most of the diseases can be expelled."
"No! No!"
Fearing that the courageous Cupid next to him would say something self-destructive, Lu Xi quickly stopped in front of him:
"I also asked just now. His teammate just has a common cold and wants to be lazy. It's nothing serious. I will accompany him to do a day's mission today, which can be regarded as a way to pass the time."
"...Well, just as I thought, Lu Xi is really a helpful person!"
Hearing Lu Xi's words, Miss Saintess narrowed her eyes happily, and then smiled apologetically as if remembering something:
"In this case, I will go out first. The bishop of Rhine City seems to have something to do with me—Lu Xi too, pay attention to safety when doing tasks in the wild, and if you encounter any danger, you must immediately hide in the pink behind you!"
While speaking, Yuxia stretched out her hand to smooth out some wrinkles on Lu Xi's clothes.When no one noticed, she secretly used a ball of holy light and shot it into Lu Xi's body.
Embarrassed by the girl's intimate gesture, under the gaze of Cupid, "I am going to be an oversized light bulb, should I crawl away quietly at this time", he scratched his hair shyly, and nodded to the girl Guaranteed:
"Yusia should be careful too."
What answered him was the girl's bright smile:
"Well~ I will~"
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"Hello! My name is Cupid, Cupid Alubio. Like you, I am also a B-rank adventurer, so I will teach you more today~"
"……Ah hello."
The little brother who is not good at talking seems to be a little bit bad at dealing with enthusiastic and positive people like Fenmao. After a little silence, he held Cupid's extended hand and briefly introduced himself:
"Zangying, Broca, please give me more advice."
"This pink fur is the Cupid I mentioned to you before."
Stretching out his thumb and pointing at the smirking pink hair, Lu Xi said to Broca:
"I also know that you are more used to accepting tasks by yourself, but today we are mainly here to relax. The tasks selected by Fanmao are relatively simple. Just take advantage of this opportunity, my brother also learns the system of the adventurer team."
The reason why Broca always acts alone is not only because of his past hunting habits, but also because of his personality.
Due to the burden of many things since he was a child, this werewolf is a veritable boring gourd. Even Qianqian, who is closest to him, sometimes cannot guess what he is thinking.
Lu Xi just wanted to take this opportunity today to let the younger brother and Cupid get to know each other, and hoped that the latter's liveliness would promote the younger brother to make positive changes.
"oh, I understand now."
Obviously also understood Lu Xi's intention, Broca's eyes stretched out with a flash of gratitude.But soon, his expression became serious again:
"However, the lion and the rabbit are still doing their best. Even if it is a simple task, we must take it seriously."
"I know, I know~"
The familiar Cupid hugged Broca's shoulder carelessly, and pointed forward:
"Then, let's start towards the simplest maze!"
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Cupid's "simplest maze" refers to no other place, but the location of Lu Xi's team's first collective mission.
Compared with the Flesh Labyrinth and Hidden Shadow Secret Realm, there are no weird settings.Second, there are no powerful monsters here, which can indeed be regarded as 'simple'.
Revisiting the old place, looking at the specious maze scene in front of him, Lu Xi couldn't help sighing:
"Unexpectedly, the route here really changes every time. When we came in last time, there shouldn't be so many forks at this intersection."
"That's natural. If it's always the same, the maze won't be worth exploring at all~"
Holding a large shield and walking in the front row, Cupid asked while being alert to the surrounding situation:
"Brother Broca, as a hunter, can you find out the direction to the treasure chest?"
"Hmm - [Intermediate Labyrinth Perception]."
I didn't see the little brother making any moves, a gleam of light suddenly flashed in his wolf pupils, and after a slight silence, he stretched out his fingers and pointed to a certain road in front of him:
"Here."
Chapter 289 is a normal maze!
"Be careful, there are traces of goblin activities on the front right."
"okay!"
Hearing the little brother's instructions, Cupid raised his big shield with both hands, spun half a circle in the air, and then slammed it down to the right front.With his own strength and the potential energy of falling from above, the blow was even more powerful, and before he even had time to croak, the goblin turned into a spot of light and disappeared.
"Oh, it's [Broken Blade]."
Cupid, who often wanders in various mazes, stepped forward to pick up the goblin's drop, and recognized the type it belonged to at a glance:
"This is a kind of equipment fragment. After smelting and forging, you can make a good weapon. The demand for this item from the equipment department of the guild has always been great, and there is no need to worry about selling it."
"I see."
The little brother took out a thick notebook from his pocket, and carefully wrote down what Cupid just said.
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