I really only stop
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"Brother Lu, you really didn't mean it last night. It's the big day I've been looking forward to since I was seven years old. Why don't you wait until you're drunk and then leave?"
"Because your great joy is based on my great compassion!"
Lu Xi rolled his eyes at the curly hair, and poured him a glass of water: "You don't even know how I feel when I see my sexual transformation. The imperial capital is the economic center of the empire. If businessmen in the past brought these things to All over the world, are you Lu Ge still on the road?"
"Peace of mind~"
Compared to Lu Xi's worries, Brother Curly waved his hands without any surprise:
"Those sex-translation books are basically ordinary small books, except for the names with a homonym and the characters with some unique equipment."
"Is that right?"
Lu Xi looked at the curly hair strangely: "Why do you feel that you are so experienced?"
"Whose books do you think I have seen the most since I was a child?"
Hearing this, Strom proudly puffed up his chest: "Take me as an example. My current recognized book image is a noble young lady with long golden wavy hair holding the [Spear of the Wind Chaser]. With this This level of magic reform, people other than the imperial capital generally can't recognize who is drawn in the book. After getting used to it, I even think that some painters with good painting style are quite good~"
Quite, [very good]?
Is it an illusion?Why is this guy so proud when talking about his notebook?
Suddenly thinking of a certain possibility, Lu Xi shivered, feeling a chill: "Hey Curly, you won't turn on your own sex..."
"—Stop! Brother Lu, what do you think of me?!"
Although he retorted firmly in his tone, for some reason, the eyes of the golden curly hair were a little erratic:
"I-I said that there is no similarity except for the weapon and the name. If the drawing looks good, you can use whatever you like, right?"
... Seeing that the support group persecuted this poor child, they are basically half crazy.
Glancing at Strom with pity, Lu Xi shifted his eyes and noticed that he was carrying a large package behind him:
"What is this? What I asked for before?"
After all, a duel is a duel. Even though my impression of Curly Hair has changed a lot, I still have to take what was promised.
Even if you don't mention the fairness of the duel, Yuxia was also present when the rules were set yesterday, so Lu Xi didn't dare to break the contract casually.
"I have to make up those too. After all, the size is considered dangerous, and I can find some for you at noon or afternoon. As for these things in the bag..."
While speaking, Brother Curly opened his package.
Lu Xi stretched out his head and saw that masks, cloaks, hats... All kinds of clothing that can be called standard equipment for suspicious people were divided into two packages and packed in two.It is no exaggeration to say that if someone dared to wear this to go to a kindergarten or something like that, they would probably be stabbed on the ground by seven or eight explosion-proof forks as soon as they appeared.
Looking suspiciously at the curly-haired brother with expectations written all over his face, Lu Xi frowned tightly:
"You want me to wear this...to go steal with you?"
"—No way! What kind of a persona am I in Brother Lu's heart?!"
Strom suffocated, and after taking a deep breath, he managed to calm down.
Facing Lu Xi's questioning gaze, he got up and stood still—then bowed a perfect right-angle bow:
"Please! Brother Lu!"
"Please accompany me to the street for a walk!"
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Chapter 99 Said that you have a sense of déjà vu!
"--what?"
Looking at the curly hair who bowed at ninety degrees in front of him, a question mark appeared on Lu Xi's head:
"Are you a girl? Can't you go shopping alone?"
"It can't be done! It can't be done at all!"
Strong's response was unexpectedly sad, with blood and tears in his voice:
"A person wearing this kind of suspicious clothes is too eye-catching on the street! Even if he just stands there, he will be questioned by the guards, and it is impossible to enter the store to buy anything!!"
It turns out that you yourself know that this kind of dress is suspicious.
"Then you... oh, sorry."
Just as Lu Xi wanted to say, 'Won't you buy it in a fair and honest manner', then thought about it, with the popularity of this golden retriever in the imperial capital, the problem might be more serious if the hood was taken off on the street.
That's what it says...
"But why me?"
Pointing at himself in puzzlement, Lu Xi asked strangely: "Aren't you the young master of General Storm's family? With a wave of your hand, ten or twenty thousand younger brothers will follow. Wouldn't it be ostentatious and domineering to form a gang in black to take to the streets?"
"This this……"
Speaking of which, Brother Curly got stuck for some reason:
"Actually, the place I'm going to... has a little bit of a [little problem]."
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"——What?! Novels and picture books?!"
"Shh!!!!"
Covering Lu Xi's mouth like lightning, Brother Curly looked nervously at the closed door, and gestured a 'shh! ' gesture:
"Please don't tell anyone else! I keep this matter very strict, even my father and mother don't know!"
Slapping Curly's paw away, Lu Xi gave a mouthful of disgust: "Why? General Storm won't let you see it?"
Judging from the appearance alone, General Stormwind indeed belongs to the unsmiling category.Is the curly family's family training very strict?
"No, although my father has high demands on me, he usually doesn't care about me after I have completed the set goals. It's just..."
Even though he knew that there would be no one else in this room, Brother Curly looked around cautiously before whispering:
"...I'm going to attend a very, very important signing event today, not to buy as a reader, but to [sell] as an author."
"Yo, you're still an author?"
Lu Xi was delighted when he heard the words: "Isn't this a good thing. The son of a dignified general, with outstanding martial arts and literary talents, there are still so many loyal admirers in the imperial capital. If General Storm knew, he might be happy."
"Oh, this..."
Strom seemed to have something to hide.After hesitating for a while, he frowned heartbrokenly:
"—Master Meru Meru's elf book, two books."
"Oh?"
Obviously, these two topics seem to have nothing to do with each other, but for some reason, Lu Xi's expression became cautious when he heard this:
"...Handwritten? Hand-painted?"
Although there are no convenient props such as printers in this world, there are all kinds of copying magic.Under such circumstances, it is a matter of great pride to have a handwritten painting by a master painter.
Master-level painters are rare, and it is said that this master Meru Meru is even better. Every manuscript uses paints that are very suitable for the plot.While the color is extremely realistic, the fragrance of the natural pigments after ingenious blending can even imitate the body fragrance of the girl in the painting - although this statement seems a bit DT, Lu Xi has long wanted to buy a copy and try it out .Unfortunately, they were rare in the first place, and those copied by magic did not have the look of a master.
During the time-stop, Lu Xi secretly read Uncle Faron's [Hunter's Self-cultivation: Raw materials that must be collected before the age of 50! 】 Small manual.In a series of legendary collections such as [Blazing Dragon Scale], [Moon Wolf Fur], etc., in one of the most inconspicuous corners, Uncle Faron wrote a line of small characters with a pencil: [Master Meru Meru 's small book].
Even Chairman Fallon, who is a hero and holds a resource of the scale of the Adventurer's Guild in his hands, didn't collect something. Now this mere curly hair in front of him actually says he has something in his hand?Or the rarest elf book?
"Don't doubt it! Because of work, I have written letters with Master Meru Meru. I have even written the plots of several books myself!"
Sensitively seeing what he meant from Lu Xi's gaze, Strom proudly puffed out his chest:
"Two copies, genuine goods at a fair price, do you want to do it?"
I wanted to say no, but he offered too much.
Lu Xi was silent, turned his head, pursed his lips, and stretched out his hand:
"...four volumes."
"what!?"
Strom jumped anxiously when he heard the words: "I, I only have three elf books in my hand! These are really precious!"
The eyes are erratic, the language is stuttering, this girl is lying.
Even if he didn't have to stop to investigate from time to time, Lu Xi could still see what was going on in the mind of this foolish knight who couldn't even act like a prodigal son.
However, as he said, daughters are easy to get, but books are hard to find.Curly's subtext for proposing three copies must be that he can only take out three copies at most, and if there are more, he should really vomit blood.
Although it didn’t meet expectations, it’s good to have one more copy of things that come from prostitutes~
"Okay, three deals!"
Under the stunned gaze of Brother Curly, Lu Xi happily put on a business smile in just a second.He took a set of cloaks from the package with great service and threw them to Sturm, and then took another set and put them on himself:
"I'm going to escape from the imperial capital to avoid the limelight before tonight, so let's set off quickly and finish the job."
Looking at the back of Lu Xi's chic way, the curly-haired brother who felt as if he had been tricked somewhere replied in a daze:
"Uh-huh……"
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Apart from being a bit awkward about saving face, Brother Curly is essentially a pretty gentle and reliable guy.They also coincided with Lu Xi in some points of view, so they got along quite happily.
There is a saying that there are three kinds of events that promote friendship between men-drinking, fighting, and exchanging sets.It was a very coincidental coincidence that these three kinds of incidents were combined together, and Lu Xi and Curly, who also thought they hit each other very well, got acquainted quickly like this.
"—However, I never thought you could write books."
Picking a road with few people, Lu Xi couldn't help sighing when he looked at the suspicious cloaked man surrounded by him:
"He can play, he can write, he has a good personality, and he has money. If you don't have that group of fanatics and grow up normally like this, it's almost a standard match for a male second."
Curly next to him tilted his head in confusion: "The second man? Why is it the second man?"
"I don't know how to explain this to you."
Lu Xi paused for a second, and organized the language in his mind: "I have read a novel in the past, in which there will always be such a male lead who chases the female lead hard, but the female lead is infatuated and domineering. The person is HE but the male second is lonely and even his family is ruined, it is very poisonous."
"Although the idea is novel, I sense a deep malice."
Curly rolled his eyes: "Is there any better idea to describe me? I want the one that fits my image."
better one?Still in line with Brother Curly?
Lu Xi frowned, carefully recalling Brother Curly's appearance.
Blonde hair, former elite, behind the back of his family when writing the book, engaged in work related to the book.Although it is only a slight feeling, some parts of the memory seem to match these descriptions——
"hiss!"
Under Curly's suspicious gaze, Lu Xi was startled:
"You bastard, are you the Yinglili who came over here!"
Curly: "...huh?"
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Chapter 100 Alien Edition Comic Exhibition?
Under the leadership of Brother Curly, the two men in black robes sneaked to a house on the street.
"...I am increasingly suspicious of whether you are selling illegal publications."
It hurts to watch Strom use his proud [warrior intuition] to secretly check the surrounding situation, Lu Xi feels more and more that he is on a thief ship:
"Let's talk about it first. If a guard rushes in to arrest you, I will definitely turn into an enthusiastic citizen and pin you to the ground immediately."
"Could it be that the friendship between the three elf books between our brothers is so fragile! By God, I feel deeply sad!"
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