In Yuanshen, no one understands holy relics better than me

It took a lot of effort, but it ended in failure, so I woke up completely.

I saw a handsome, familiar face close at hand.

who?Ying turned into a man?No, isn't this a cannibal?How could anyone be by my side, Ying?

He raised his head and saw four feet, so he probably understood the situation.

...But, why am I tied up!Nasty man-eater!

Unable to move his hands and feet, Paimon had no choice but to use his head to push against Xia Tian's body... With Paimon's height and posture, it might be a bit delicate.

The strength is too small to have any effect.

"Hey!" Take a deep breath and mobilize the strength of your whole body.

Then, came Xia Tian's wail: "Hey--"

Clutching his lower body, he awoke from his sleep in pain, and saw Paimon who was puffing up.

Xia Tian had a bitter face, and even broke out in cold sweat: "This is really terrible...Can't you use a gentler way?"

By the way, where did you hit this height position?

"Gentle? Are you gentle to me?" Paimon didn't care, she motioned for Xia Tian to take a good look at the poor man who was tied up, and then said: "Besides, it's just a bump, does it hurt so much? Is your body not normal? Is it strong?"

"You really don't understand creatures like men... Men, there are some places that are very fragile, and they are the key points that can't be avoided no matter how much you train..."

Originally, I still wanted to explain it to Paimon, but I felt that explaining it would be more troublesome.

In case Paimon asks: Where is it, let me see.

Then Xia Tian generously told her that Ying and Mona just woke up at this time...

No matter how you think about it, this may be the result, and you almost fell into the trap of fate.

And after knowing the weak points of men, Paimon, who doesn't have much gender concept, may attack his vitals whenever he feels unhappy in the future. That's really... shooting himself in the foot.

Paimon lowered his voice and urged, "What are you doing in a daze? Why did you tie me up!"

Surprised, I didn't expect Paimeng to be so sensible, afraid to wake Ying and Mona, he didn't make a loud noise.

In order to retaliate against the "pain of hitting a bird" just now, Xia Tian smiled wickedly, and put on a squinting look: "Of course it is to do strange things with you!"

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When you think he is a good guy, then his smirk will not cause you any panic at all.

Paimon always bickers with Xia Tian, ​​but she knows that Xia Tian is a good person, someone Ying can rely on.

"strange things?"

Paimon was thinking seriously, ready to reach out and touch his head habitually.

Unable to break free from the shackles of his hands and feet, he shouted: "No matter what strange things happen, quickly release me!"

Well, for Paimon who doesn't understand anything, teasing loses its original meaning.

Xia Tian reluctantly hugged Paimon onto his lap, and scolded: "Who told you that your sleeping posture at night is so bad, if you don't tie it up, I won't have a place to sleep."

Paimon turned his body on his back, waiting to be untied: "You can lay out two more quilts, and make them bigger. As long as it doesn't affect me, it's okay to sleep with me in your arms."

That's how He Ying is usually.

Ying would hug her to sleep every night, but the beds in the inn were wider than those in this one-person inn.

Unexpectedly, she was quite reasonable, and complained instead.

If it wasn't for Ying's sake, I would have kicked you out a long time ago, and even spread a quilt for you!

After untying, Paimeng's limbs were freed, and immediately flew into the air to move around. His keen sense of smell sensed the packing box on the table: "...It smells so good, is it yesterday's crab? I can't tell, you are quite a person." Smart, I'm really afraid of wasting them."

"Oh, you're really amazing, you just wanted to eat it when you woke up." Xia Tian really admired it, the cold crabs actually don't have much fragrance, at least he didn't smell it at all.

"Hey." Paimon smiled smugly, clutching his stomach, just waking up and feeling a little hungry.

Xia Tian curiously reached out to touch it, and asked puzzledly, "Where did you eat so much food? How can you fit it?"

Xia Tian's hands are very gentle, touching her stomach, making her itchy, very comfortable.

Although there will be a little bit of weirdness that I can't understand.

Regarding this question, Paimon puffed up his chest, put his hands on his hips, and explained: "I usually fly in the air, right?"

Xia Tian nodded: "Does it have anything to do with appetite?"

Paimon spun around, and the small shawl danced along: "Flying requires much more energy than walking, so naturally you need to eat more."

There is some truth to it, like an airplane costs more gas than a car.

But the problem is that the size of the plane is also large, and the belly used to hold fuel is even more exaggerated, but Paimon's figure can't fit those things inside.

There is no external food storage organ, and last time...

Last time, due to the wind blowing and the angle of view, Xia Tian caught a glimpse of the body under Paimon's clothes. It is not much different from ordinary girls, white and clean, with a little belly, and breasts... are just small protrusions.

Xia Tian's sizing eyes caused Paimon's dissatisfaction: "It's really rude, please don't look at the girl with such eyes, and don't think bad things about the girl in your heart, and don't judge the girl's body indiscriminately. "

It's hard for someone to treat you like a girl, isn't it?And you don't have the self-consciousness of a girl yourself!Which girl have you ever seen push a man's lower body with her head?

"Girl..." Xia Tian circled behind Paimon and asked with interest: "Speaking of which, which muscle do you use for flying?"

"I can fly, are you envious?" Paimon wished that his nostrils would be upturned, and his complacent energy would not be too much to be beaten.

"Envy, envy, I'm so envious." Paimon couldn't feel Xia Tian's perfunctory.

Pointing to her underdeveloped biceps, she introduced it solemnly: "It's probably this one and this one."

Too surprised, completely incomprehensible structure, Xia Tian's doubts hit like a storm: "Eh? Can these two muscles take off? What is the principle? Why can't mine?"

"It's okay, I'll teach you..." Paimon stretched out his hand generously, like a kind Virgin Mary, behind him was the window with the early morning sun.

Xia Tian was really moved.

I saw Paimon folded his arms, like an old hen flapping its wings: "I was like this in the beginning, flapping and flapping, and I will fly slowly. After getting used to it, even if I don't do this movement, I can easily control the flight altitude and speed."

ha?Is it that simple?

Xia Tian gradually doubts, but if it is really possible... It seems that there is no harm in trying.

"You try it, it's very simple, I didn't even tell my mother." Paimon came to Xia Tian's ear, with the bewitchment of the goblin: "I only told you!"

Flattered.

After Xia Tian got his pose, he was ready to start practicing... Fortunately, he saw Paimon's sneaky smile.

It really is a lie!Sure enough, he still held grudges for being tied up.

Unexpectedly, the naive Paimon has been infected by cunning humans and has learned to play pranks!

As soon as the brain strikes, he will plan.

Xia Tian sighed heavily: "Teacher, I still don't understand, can you refer to the teacher's movements?"

Paimon was vigilant: "Flying is not something that can be achieved overnight, you should first understand the spirit today, and you will contact me tomorrow."

"Then can I see the teacher's muscle structure?"

Saying that, Xia Tian grabbed Paimon, turned over her body, and prepared to disturb her creaking nest.

Paimon, who had been prepared for a long time, didn't sit still, he stepped on Xia Tian's face with two feet, and ran away with his strength.

She didn't go far, but the smell of crabs caught her heart, her stomach, and her body.

Paimon looked out the window, the sun had just come out and there was not much light yet.

So he looked at Xia Tian pitifully: "Can I eat it?"

Xia Tian pretended to be angry and ignored it.

Paimeng ran over with blinking eyes, and thoughtfully beat Xia Tian's shoulders: "Give me something to eat, okay?"

It's not so easy to soften your heart in summer, until the warmth and softness from your face pour into your chest——

Turning his face to the side, Paimon was on the side, staring with big eyes.

Just now... did Paimon kiss me?Hey hey hey, it's not right, it can't be done like this... The size gap is too big, don't let me develop in the direction of abnormality.

Xia Tian covered his face, feeling flustered by frivolity: "You..."

Paimon pointed to his puckered lips: "Mona said, as long as I kiss you, you will be very obedient, so hurry up and heat the crab for me!"

ha?Xia Tian failed to understand under what circumstances, Mona would say this to Paimon: "When did I tell you?"

"Yesterday, she said that you are very easy to fool... Oh, no, you are very easy to get along with." I almost said something wrong, and Paimon corrected it in time: "She said, as long as you "kiss", you will forgive her for doing it." anything stupid. "

"So, I've already kissed you, so please forgive my teasing, and then go and warm up the crabs for me!"

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The "kiss" that Mona said is probably not the same as the "kiss" that Paimon understood, and the emotions contained in it are also different.

But knowing that Paimon harassed him because of this made Xia Tian feel relieved a lot.

Before that, I was really worried that this little guy would have thoughts about him, that would be too bad.

"Ah...the situation is still a bit different." Xia Tian didn't know how to explain to the non-human Paimon, so he simply gave up: "Forget it, let's go outside, little glutton."

The fire will be lit in the summer, the dishes will be heated in the summer, the summer has the final say, and Paimon follows behind.

As long as there are crabs to eat, it can be called whatever you want.

In order not to disturb Ying and Mona's rest, they took the small stove that comes standard in the room and went outside the house.

The sun had just risen, and the chill could not be dispelled in time.

The temperature difference between day and night at the seaside is huge, and it was really cold for the two of them who were wearing thin clothes.

Paimon used Xia Tian's back as a safe haven, and stretched his hands from his neck, trying to get more warmth.

When the stove is lit, the red flame raises the temperature of a small area with warmth.

Paimon held up his little hand and stuck it to the stove to keep warm, his little face was bright red from the light.

The pot filled with crabs and soup is heated up on the fire, and the mouth-watering aroma reappears in front of your eyes.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

Soon the soup starts to roll, and it only needs to be simmered for a while to reach the perfect eating standard.

At this time, the boring Xia Tian began to think of ghost ideas again.

He asked, "Paimon, do you want to go swimming?"

"Swimming? If you go swimming at this time, you will freeze to death." Paimon resolutely refused, she didn't want to become an ice sculpture.

To skip the warm crab soup and go for a swim is a choice made only after your brain has been kicked by eighteen donkeys.

"What if it's in a very warm place?" Xia Tian seemed to be telling a fairy tale, describing the scene in his mind: "The water in the swimming pool is a soup made of crabs. Paimon can dive in it and drink it with just one mouth. From the delicious crab soup, there are also cooked big crabs all around, you can grab it with your hands..."

Just listening to it made my mouth water.

Paimon's eyes were filled with anticipation: "Is there really that kind of swimming pool full of crabs and crab soup?"

"Well, of course." Xia Tian smiled and nodded affirmatively.

"Hmm..." In view of the previous teasing behaviors, Paimeng resisted the impulse and questioned, "I always feel that you have no good intentions. You won't tell me about something so good!"

Having said that, the curiosity and yearning in his eyes have not diminished at all.

Xia Tian sincerely made up reasons to add: "If I could go, I would definitely not tell you... That is a paradise created by goblins. It is too small for us humans, only Paimon, who is the same size as elves. , is just right."

goblin?Are there fairies in Tivat?

I don't know, and I haven't seen it in Xia Tian.

But if there is, it is probably like Paimon, right?

Xia Tian put on a rather regretful look, and sighed three times in a row.

After all, Paimon couldn't hold back the temptation of the crab soup pool, and took a step forward: "Then I'll trust you once, where is that pool?"

Before revealing the answer, Xia Tian still has new requirements: "Swimming requires you to take off your clothes.

Paimon's clothes were fluffy, and if they were boiled together in a pot, the soup would be undrinkable.