In Yuanshen, no one understands holy relics better than me

But the two of them acted so close, apart from the fact that they didn't touch each other, it was not much different from hugging, and they had more ambiguous feelings.

The idiots who dare not get close and can't help but peek from a distance, even wearing masks, can't hide the surprise in their hearts... That cold and heartless eighth executive officer is actually so intimate with a man!

How many people joined the crowd of fools because of the charm of the "lady", and how many people risked their lives for the chance to get in touch with the "lady", and finally did not even have a chance to talk to each other.

Who is this man?Why is he?Just because of his good looks?

...Well then, he is indeed much handsomer than us, and he is convinced.

Mona, who also belonged to the onlookers, listened to Xia Tian's words very much at first, and stood obediently behind.

But I couldn't hear the conversation between the two of them clearly, and seeing that they were so close, as if they were about to embrace and kiss each other, my heart felt like a million ants were crawling.

Unable to bear it, he squeezed out all his strength and separated the two people who seemed to be entangled together: "What are you doing!"

When I pushed it away, the back of my hand inevitably touched the most proud place of the "lady" as a woman... That feeling is really enviable and jealous, and I only regret that I didn't drink more milk a few years ago.

The "lady" naturally felt it too, she didn't feel offended, and the corners of her mouth raised. This is probably the effect she wanted?

The "lady" raised her head, showing off her perfect figure in the best posture, looking at Mona condescendingly and arrogantly, with pity in her eyes: "Poor little cat——"

"Poor? Where are you staring at and saying pitiful!" Mona was ashamed and angry, because those eyes were obviously looking at her chest and said.

You can't lose your stature, but you can't lose your momentum, and retorted: "Huh, I think you are the most pitiful!"

"Throat?" The "Ma'am" crossed her arms, wanting to see what nonsense this girl can come up with.

Mona raised her right hand, pointed at the pair of towering round clusters, and said amazingly: "My astrology, in you, has seen a drooping future."

Does it need to be counted?You are big and you are also vertical!

However, the word "droop" is like two sharp needles to the ears of "lady".

Saggy?Saggy!

It was the first time I heard someone say it so bluntly!It seemed that the most worrying thing in her heart had been pierced in an instant.

Of course, no one dared to say anything about her figure, no matter whether she praised or belittled, she must end up with an extremely cruel end.

this girl!

This is a war between women!

"Ma'am" snorted coldly, and decided to continue: "Hehe, even so, it is still an opportunity to experience, why? A woman like you who doesn't exist and can only wait to shrink, of course I can't understand, the effort you put in to keep from sagging .”

hateful!Not only did he not be deflated, but he also took advantage of this to show off!

Mona rolled her eyeballs, thought for a few seconds, and then said in a strange way: "And judging by your age, you should be thirty, right? You should be drooping in four or five years at most, so pay attention to maintenance!"

Quietly, the strategic direction was shifted from "sag" to "age".

No matter which node, it is unacceptable to "Ms."

She lost her elegance for a while: "Thirty? Are your eyeballs swollen by sea water? Or are you born with indirect blindness?"

Mona rubbed her eyes, pretended to be just waking up, and exclaimed, "How much is that? Is it forty? Ah Le, you've taken good care of yourself. I thought you were only 37 or [-]!"

He squinted his eyes and smiled, but his words were full of knives.

"..."

The "lady" is really angry, she didn't expect that she wanted to deliberately tease for some fun, and now she has no way to fight back.

Even though she experienced ups and downs when she was a child, after joining the group of fools, she can be said to have risen steadily, and she has been in the top position for a long time, so how can she ever reciprocate with other women like this.

Although Mona had no experience in quarreling with women, she was famous for her harsh comments when she was helping others with divination.

Logical debate is her weakness, but illogical bickering is her strength!

Seeing that "Madam" is already very angry, it is time to send her to the coffin for the last sentence.

Mona touched her face, covered her lips and teeth, and put on a harmless and apologetic expression: "I'm really sorry... I, for aunts after 20, can't tell the age."

Hello! Will I be an aunt after the age of 20?Even if it's just to annoy the "lady" on purpose, don't shoot the map like this!Be careful to be heard by Ning Guang, it will be difficult to have a big meal!

This sentence is really lethal.

puff! "Ma'am" spat blood in her heart.

Leaving aside her real age, from her appearance, her age is by no means like the thirty or forty age Mona said, but compared to the best, she must be no match for it!

In terms of age, no matter what, you can't get it back. You must pull the outcome of the battlefield back to your side!

"Ma'am" shook her head and smirked disdainfully: "Hehe, the charm of a woman grows with age... Your body is as barren as a child in the Gobi Desert, whether you are eighteen or eighty, it probably has something to do with charm It's not going up!"

"You!" Mona, who was extremely concerned about her figure, was slammed to death.

One person regards age as the strongest spear, and the other regards body as the strongest shield, who can win?

Is this a war between women?too terrifying!

Xia Tian didn't know how to speak at all, how to persuade?What should I say?How to do?Isn't silence less likely to be affected at this time?

It seems that on the set of "Godzilla vs. King Kong", he was just a laborer on the transport ship.

He wanted to stay out of the matter, but was ruthlessly implicated.

With an idea, Mona held Xia Tian's arm intimately.

Without breasts, she stuck her nose out: "Hmph, so what if she is attractive? Anyway, she is a woman no man wants! Me, but I am with Xia Tian every day!"

Yes, no matter what kind of weapon the opponent uses, as long as he owns Xia Tian, ​​there is no possibility of losing.

"You are good at everything, you have a good figure and good looks, but Xia Tian just likes me and doesn't like you!" Mona is very like a primary school student who competes with her parents, showing off proudly: "Also, you are amazing, my Ganyu is better than you!" She's much prettier and has a better figure than you!"

My Gan Yu...speaks really well.

If I remember correctly, you and Gan Yu didn't say more than five sentences, right?

And to be honest, Gan Yu's appearance must be a ceiling, but her figure...Although it is also protruding and backward, the "lady" is even taller.

However, Gan Yu has a stronger sense of flesh, which is a plus in Xia Tian's heart.

"Tsk." An unhappy voice came.

After moving out the "mythical equipment" of Xia Tian, ​​Mona can be said to be able to block people and kill people, and Buddhas to block and kill Buddhas, pushing directly to the enemy's high ground.

"Lady" only has the last crystal left, struggling to hold on.

If you don't do anything, you will end up with only defeat.

"Hehe." The "Ma'am" suddenly laughed.

Ignoring Mona, looking straight at Xia Tian: "The first thing I want you to do is that I will not allow you to tell others what happened to us today."

Things that don't violate morality and seem simple...if it weren't for the current situation.

"Hmph, you don't say it if you don't want to, what a joke!" Mona looked at Xia Tian, ​​but saw that the other party dodged and shifted her gaze elsewhere.

His eyebrows were instantly twitched, and he pinched Xia Tian's arm: "You really listen to her!"

"I'll explain it to you when I get home..." Xia Tian had no choice but to reassure first.

In fact, I can't explain it when I go home, because I can't say anything about what happened today, including the three things I agreed to in exchange for Yan Shentong.

Perhaps because they found a turning point in the situation, the "Madam" added a large section of unnecessary content: "You can't say anything... No matter what we said, what we agreed, or what we did What happened...you can't tell it!"

The final tone elongated the coda, containing endless ambiguity: "Because... this is the "exclusive secret" of the two of us. "

The following five words were like five knives, piercing Mona's heart.

Twitching and twitching until the nose became acidic: "You... what did you do?"

"I really didn't do anything!" The explanation was feeble, and Xia Tian changed the way of thinking to inspire Mona: "Think about it, how long will it take in total, what can we do!"

"That's right!" Mona suddenly realized!

The time to board the ship in Xia Tian is less than 10 minutes, and the two of them will be alone for at most ten minutes, right?Summer is not so fast.

"Hmph! Don't scare me! You want me to be jealous of you? There are too many people who like summer! You are not the first, nor the last! I don't have so much time to talk to you!"

Mona has really figured it out this time, but she can't be fooled by fools' tricks anymore.

She can control it, and "Madam" can control it naturally, and will no longer be irritated by these words.

The speed of the boat has been accelerated, and within a few minutes of the conversation, they have traveled a long distance, leaving only the outline of Liyue Port.

Now is not the time to take Xia Tian to the Winter Kingdom...it is too unsafe for him.

"Ma'am" closed her eyes, out of sight and out of mind: "Okay, take your summer and get out! If you leave Liyue's territory, it will be difficult for you to disembark."

She issued an expulsion order, or another kind of protection.

"Hmph!" Mona didn't want to stay longer, and pulled Xia Tian: "Let's go."

"Then let's take our leave first, today's matter...thank you." I don't know if Xia Tian's words were heard.

thump--

thump--

you jump, i jump.

Finally, such a scene was realized.

Xia Tian jumped off with Mona, and the two of them turned into virtual and real currents, rushing on the crystal-like sea.

The "lady" sat back on the armchair, and the brown coffee on the round table was already cold.

After taking a sip, it didn't bring any warmth.

She faces north: "Her Majesty..."

Chapter 330 IX Belongs to Our Home

"I'm like a fish in your lotus pond, just to watch the bright moonlight with you..."

Suddenly this song came to mind.

Can't tell what it's like to be turned into water in the sea, because Xia Tian's facial features have been shielded by invisible power.

Only the touch can feel the gentleness of the sea water, and the little hand that is gentler than the sea water holding him.

If you could see it at this time, wouldn't Mona sway her waist and hips like a mermaid?

It sucks to not be able to breathe and lose control of your body, but luckily it doesn't take long.

puff--

On the side of the fishing boat, two people jumped out of the sea.

The water brought up was sprinkled on the bow of the boat, and Ying and Paimon, who were ready to meet them, enjoyed a salty "tsunami".

Now it's all right, all four of them are wet.

Paimeng was still smiling at first, but after being stunned by the splash, his expression suddenly changed, and he complained: "You are really... such an adult, and you ran away without even saying hello, do you know how worried we are? !"

Xia Tian's eyes were cold and ungrateful: "To be reasonable, I can see Ying and Mona's worries, but I don't see yours at all."

Although the flour needed for the sweet-scented osmanthus cake has not been bought yet, the white sugar was bought immediately.

From time to time, Paimon licked his fingers with saliva, dipped them into the sugar and put them in his mouth. He was so fragrant, he didn't look worried.

Paimeng put away only half a bag of white sugar, and said guiltily, "Even if I wasn't worried, I followed along. Isn't there a saying that goes, "Goose feathers are sent thousands of miles away, but the gift is light and the affection is heavy"? "

Is this sentence used in this way?

Xia Tian didn't have time to argue with her, and nodded perfunctorily: "Okay, thank you Lord Paimeng for your hard work, and I will definitely thank you in the future."

"Thank you so much?" Paimon immediately turned into a sly face: "Thank you? I heard that Liuliting recently got super precious ingredients... It is a big frozen wild boar, which was thousands or even tens of thousands of years ago. I don’t know how much higher it is than the current wild pork! If I can eat a bite..."

When it comes to food, you will be addicted to your own world.

Xia Tian ignored her, took off her clothes and wrung them dry first.

This is a fishing boat. Although towels are always available, the smell of fish is too strong.

The rough boatman didn't care, but the two beauties couldn't accept it.

Ying had no choice but to help Mona wipe with her small handkerchief.

She, who was always considerate, became serious this time, and complained to Xia Tian: "It's not that Paimon is talking nonsense, this time it really made everyone worry."

"It's normal for me to go to Yanshentong, why do you think I ran away?" Xia Tian was very wronged, and he didn't know why things would develop like this.

At this time, Paimon finally woke up from the delicacies: "It's not all about the "Master", what are you talking about, you eloped with the "Madam", and you want to go to the Winter Kingdom together... Then we came to the port to inquire, I found out that this is really the case, so don't worry. "