In Yuanshen, no one understands holy relics better than me

This is the story of Barbatos and his friend, who together overthrew the tyrant.

In the end, the friend sacrificed his life, and Barbatos became the god of Neomonde. He "borrowed" the appearance of his friend to travel in the world.

Of course these summers know, but aside from the borrowed appearance, what is the gender of Fengshen Barbatos?

"Are you a man or a woman?" A friend in Xia Tian was very curious.

It was probably the first time someone asked such a question, and Wendy was stunned for 20 seconds as if struck by lightning.

"Hmm..." Not knowing how to explain it, he asked back, "What's the difference between male and female?"

"Eh?" Xia Tian is a good young man who has attended nine-year compulsory education, and he is very clear about the biological differences between men and women.

He replied decisively: "The general difference is, is there a penis?"

Wendy: "..."

Mizhi was silent, and then smiled: "Hehe...then I really don't have that thing."

"Eh????"

While surprised, Xia Tian's hands began to restless, groping on Wendy's chest.

Wendy took a step back and cast a strange look: "What are you doing?"

"The problem is that you have no breasts!" Xia Tian expressed doubts: "No penis and no breasts, wouldn't that be..."

With a "snap", Wendy slapped him on the forehead:

"If I had breasts, your behavior just now could probably be put in jail directly."

Then he explained: "My body is borrowed from a friend. He is a male, and of course he has no breasts."

I was so surprised that I almost forgot about this, but I still have doubts: "Then he doesn't have a penis either?"

Wendy shook her head and spread her hands: "I don't know about that. I don't have the habit of peeking at people's privacy... Except for beautiful girls, of course."

Xia Tian couldn't help lowering his gaze: "Then what kind of structure are you now? A man without a penis? Still like the LSP of a beautiful girl?"

"God is only will, and the instinct of the body is irresistible."

Wendy said: "I borrowed my friend's body, and my instincts are naturally male-dominated, so I like to blow up the skirts of beautiful girls."

What kind of male instinct is this.

Xia Tian looked disgusted: "It's just that you are perverted, it has nothing to do with men and women, I know a girl who also likes to lift other people's skirts."

Wendy explained slowly and righteously: "As a god, I don't need to worry about any physical needs, so naturally I don't need things that might put extra weight on my body."

"Is the penis an extra burden? That's right, if you don't need it, it seems to be no different from a burden."

The topic almost deviated, Xia Tian quickly returned to the topic: "Then your body is male or female."

Seeing Xia Tian's unrelenting questioning, Wendy became interested: "What? Are the beauties in this world not enough for you to like? You actually have God's idea, be careful of the harem fire."

"No, no..." Xia Tian retorted seriously: "Didn't Vanessa also become a god, she must be a woman, and after hearing your explanation, I became even more curious."

"If you want to talk about gender..." Wendy rested her finger on her chin, with a playful smile: "It's like a man and a woman, neither man nor woman, sometimes male and sometimes female."

The seemingly fooling answer might be the truth, Xia Tian couldn't help showing disappointment.

Wendy blew on Xia Tian's nose: "I'm just a ray of wind. Where does the wind come from? If you want it to be a woman, it can become a woman. If you want it to be a man, it can become a man... this Isn't it easy to understand?"

"Okay!" Xia Tian accepted this setting, so he said: "Then can I say the reward I want?"

"Say it." Wendy patted her chest: "As a god, I will satisfy you as much as possible!"

Xia Tian lowered her body and whispered in Wendy's ear: "My request is, can you come to see me next time as a woman, preferably with big breasts... I have a friend who is very curious."

Wendy: "..."

There was another bewildered silence, Wendy touched her forehead and felt that her head was big: "Your friend is quite honest."

The request was not granted, and Wendy handed the Qin of the Sky, which had turned into a longbow, into Xia Tian's hands: "Let's change the reward. For example, I will give you this bow. It is a god weapon that can be used proficiently without learning bow skills."

Judging from the appearance, the user, and the birth condition, this is definitely a genuine "sky bow".

"Sky Bow" or "Fengshen Women's Clothes", it's so hard to choose!

After hesitating again and again, Xia Tian still accepted the bow of the sky, after all the weapon is more valuable than his wife.

More importantly, improve your strength first, and there will be plenty of opportunities to make Wendy submit in the future.

The moment Xia Tian took over the Sky Bow, Wendy showed a successful smirk:

"Although I am the owner of the bow, it also belongs to Mond and the West Wind Church."

"I'll give it to you. You can use it yourself or return it to the church. This is a true artifact! You must use it carefully!"

"Emmmm...do you mean to blame me for breaking the qin of the sky? If Barbara finds out..."

Without waiting for Xia Tian to protest, more extreme things followed one after another. Wendy continued to issue tasks: "The strings are broken, the rhythm of the wind is a little less, and the power will naturally decrease... If you have a chance, you'd better get a few pieces. Xingtie continued to wind up the strings."

Star iron?That thing is not in Xia Tian's database at all, it is estimated that there are not a few million that cannot be downloaded.

Xia Tian's face was dark: "You are really rewarding this? Didn't you ask me to do coolies for you?"

The cheeky Fengshen also felt a little sorry, so he added another reward in Xia Tian's ear:

"Then how about this, if you can help me fix the qin of the sky, I will abandon my friend's appearance and turn back into my real body without any clothes on, so you can know with your own eyes whether I am a man or a woman."

It's really tempting to say this in detail.

"OK!" Xia Tian agreed without the slightest hesitation, mainly because his friend wanted to see it too much.

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At the end of the Mond chapter, there will be a derivation of this topic.

It is known that Wendy has lived for many years, and generally speaking, she has seen too many human relationships, even if she is an attackable target, it is not so easy to attack.

Assuming Wendy can conquer, then in theory other gods can also conquer.

The most difficult road is ahead, let Teyvat win eternal peace, do you understand?

Some chapters were reported off the shelf and question responses

A few chapters were reported to be taken off the shelves, and they are being revised, so let me explain.

In fact, I didn’t write anything?, so far, if no one reports it, it won’t be taken off the shelf. The editor also said so, and I ask everyone to show their respect.

Today's chapter will be later.

If you have any questions, you can leave a message, I will answer all of them, thank you for your support!

Chapter 60 Be honest, take off your clothes, jump in the pot

When the full moon lifted into the sky and the stars shone brightly, the turmoil of Twarin finally came to an end.

The hero team that rescued Twarin disbanded on the spot after the mission was completed.

Wendy took the wind and went to nowhere, while Master Diluc stayed at the winery to discuss the business plan after the disaster with the butler.

Qin returned to Mond first, clarified the misunderstanding to the citizens on behalf of the Zephyr Knights, and announced the satisfactory resolution of the incident.

In the eyes of ordinary people, the Fengmolong suddenly attacked Mond and then disappeared without a trace. There are too many questions that cannot be answered.

They also don't have time to guess slowly, the losses caused by the dragon disaster must be made up as soon as possible, and the post-disaster reconstruction work should be carried out immediately.

After the tea and dinner in the future, when this terrible disaster is mentioned again, there will probably only be stories like "the brave knights protected Mond again".

However, the direction of the wind will change, and one day, it will blow in a brighter direction.

The carriage of Chenxi Winery stopped in front of Ying, and the elegant servant lifted the red curtain to invite Xia Tian and Ying to get on the carriage.

In the middle of the night, he will be responsible for safely sending the two of them back to Mond City.

Grasping the handrail of the car, Xia Tian hesitated for a while, then returned to the original place.

"Ying, Paimon, you go back to Mond first, and have a good meal before the Deer Hunter's restaurant closes, and all the money for the meal can be charged to my account."

If someone pays for the meal, it is tantamount to eating free food, which is Paimon's favorite thing.

She flew in front of Xia Tian excitedly, and opened her eyes expectantly: "Really? Don't cry poorly when the time comes, I want you to experience the appetite of the Great Demon King Paimeng!"

"Really? Let me see how big your appetite is—"

Xia Tian jokingly attacked Paimon's stomach with his index finger, itching her so much that she ran away twisting left and right, almost hitting the car frame.

Ying hurried over to protect him, holding Pai Meng in her arms like a doll.

Then he looked at Xia Tian, ​​his eyes filled with worry: "Aren't you going back? It must be dangerous outside at this late hour!"

Xia Tian looked at the high ground in the distance, hesitated a little, but still did not change his decision: "I still have some things to deal with, if I encounter danger, I will run away, don't worry!"

Like Barbatos, the righteous words of fleeing, such frankness must be a kind of charm, right?

When fighting with Twalin, the ability that Xia Tian showed was amazing.

In just two days, he has grown from a novice bomber to a user who can master the elements flexibly.

But the weakness is also obvious, unable to fight continuously, and every time the ability is used, the load on the body is heavy.

If they were besieged by the Qiuqiu people, it would be hard to say that they would be able to escape unscathed.

Instead of worrying all night, it's better to be by your side, Ying pulled Paimon out of the carriage: "What's the matter? Can I come with you? I just wanted to go for a walk."

"No...well, let's go together! Mond at night will also have a good view."

I was thinking of refusing, but looking at Ying's enthusiastic eyes, I realized that there is no way to stop it, so I might as well save my tongue.

And with Ying's help, things should go much smoother.

If the memory is correct, the fools will attack Wendy in about a day.

There is not much time left for Xia Tian, ​​he must increase his strength as soon as possible.

The arm felt faintly hot, and the God's Heart, which had not been activated until now, began to move abnormally.

In the battle with Twarin, it seemed that the filth and poisonous blood had been absorbed, and at the same time brought new power.

This power is very special. It can be known from the consciousness induction that it is similar to Twarin's ability, but there is very little remaining energy, and it can only be used once.

And Xia Tian didn't choose to go back to Mond immediately, but wanted to set foot in advance, get the position of the North Wind Wolf King, so that he could form a group to attack during the day.

In order to obtain the sword, a great battle seems to be indispensable.

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Blue Wind Heights, Ben Langling.

This is a place where the ecology is primitive and the laws of nature are supreme, and the Mond people rarely set foot here.

As the saying goes, the weak eat the strong, even slimes can grow huge, feeling the invasion of humans, and are preparing to attack.

Already agreed with Ying, let Xia Tian solve ordinary enemies as much as possible, so she will only take action when necessary.

The water slime in front of him is very suitable to be the target of Sky Bow.

The bowstring exuding cyan light was fully drawn. As Wendy said, the sky bow blessed by the wind god does not require any skills.

Like an automatic standard plug-in with an eight-fold mirror, it accurately hits the enemy's vital points.

But only bows, no arrows.

Xia Tian tries to derive the power of the holy relic and use elements to make arrows. This process is not complicated, but the consumption is astonishing.

A holy relic is only enough to merge into an arrow, and it is another attack of money.

Anyway, try the power first.

At present, the most in stock is the thunder attribute holy relic. Xia Tian holds the thunder element in his hand and gradually pulls it into the shape of an arrow.

The bowstring was loosened and tightened, and with a small area of ​​thunder falling, the water slime was pierced directly, turning into elemental dust and disappearing.

"It's so powerful!" Ying exclaimed from the side.

"It's indeed a bit powerful. It should be good for surprise attacks, but it's too expensive for the holy relic."