In Yuanshen, no one understands holy relics better than me

"Huh? I'm leaving?"

"Otherwise? Is there anything else? I have cashed in the reward you asked for, and I've almost drunk the wine. If you don't leave, do you want to stay and pay?"

"I……"

Xia Tian was stunned, the words he wanted to say were cut off, he just felt uncomfortable all over, why did he seem to be abandoned?

"Hmph! Let's go!"

With a tone of displeasure, coupled with a bit of childish anger, Xia Tian got up and left.

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As the door was closed again, only the chief priestess of Narujin Taisha, who was hugged by pink hair, was left in the room.

Yae Kamiko turned around, hugged her knees with her hands, buried her head in her knees, and sighed regretfully: "There is still a very important procedure missing."

In novels, the romantic first kiss usually has the phrase "I love you", but no one in this world has ever said it to her.

People who love to read novels are always used to putting themselves into it, so that they hope that they can be treated as tenderly as the plot of the novel.

However, reality is always more depressing than fiction, and wine not only fails to resolve the depressing, but also amplifies it.

"It's still hello! Always stay with me, if only you could talk..."

In a daze, talking drunkenly into the wine bottle.

Yae Shenzi lifted the wine bottle and poured wine into the bowl, but there was not a drop.

The forefoot was still Britney, and she immediately became Mrs. Niu.

boom.

Like a drunken madness, Yae Kamiko threw out the empty wine bottle and complained: "You bullied me too!"

He wanted to touch the fried tofu on the table again, but the fried tofu had already been eaten: "The fried tofu also bullies me!"

No more wine, no more fried tofu, no more summer.

Touching his lips, reminiscing about the touch just now, he feels aggrieved in his heart.

All bully me!

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The door was pushed open again.

Yae Kamiko raised her eyes, she is not pretending now, if it is a clerk who came in, it would be absolutely impossible for someone to see Narujin Taisha's Mistress in such a miserable state.

If you raise your hand to mine, you must prepare for physical amnesia.

stopped.

The eyes are re-given with light.

"Why did you come back?"

Chapter 787 Don't Confess When You're Drunk

Xia Tian walked out, and without knowing why, he felt that something was wrong, as if he had lost something, his heart was empty without taking a step.

Leaning at the corner of the hall at the end of the aisle, holding his slightly painful forehead, trying to judge what he should do and how to relieve the melancholy in his heart.

Do you want to leave now?I don't seem to remember much, but if I turn around and go back, I will be disgusted and ridiculed.

I want to respect my heart, but I still have to find a reason for the sake of face.

He stepped into the bright hall, went to the counter, ordered drinks and fried tofu with different flavors, and served them himself.

pat-

The sliding door of the private room was moved away, and when she saw the pink lady squatting on the ground, she heard the noise and instantly palmed thunder. Fortunately, she raised her eyes in time to see who was coming, and thus prevented an accident.

"Why are you back? Didn't I let you go?"

He was so surprised that he opened his small mouth, mixed with a trace of forbearable joy, and the corners of his mouth trembled from time to time, as if to prevent the smile from blooming.

How to answer?Is there a clever way to answer it?

Xia Tian is also angry about being chased away, so he is unwilling to say some nice words, such as "I want to accompany you" and "I don't want to leave." If you need a sweet response from the other party, it would be too embarrassing to show favor unilaterally.

I deliberately waited for a while before coming in, just to think of a countermeasure.

Xia Tian made a sad expression, and spread his hands pitifully: "Because I was dumped, I feel uncomfortable, so I want to drink! Drinking alone is boring, so I came to find the understanding Master Gongsi!"

"Huh." Yae Shenzi slowly closed his eyes, feeling like he was about to laugh, but he stopped immediately, and the laughter on his lips changed into a proud hum of a girl: "Eh? That's it! So you can Being dumped, it seems that that person must be a very good, very good, very good woman?"

I know you are excellent, but you don't need to emphasize it three times, it's too "Huang Po sells melons".

Xia Tian didn't admit it, and retorted: "On the contrary, it should be a very bad, very bad, very bad woman!"

Saying so, Yae Miko became unhappy instantly, but instead of chasing people away, he discussed with great interest: "How bad is it? Is it because you only have fried tofu for dinner?"

She was quite clear that only fried tofu was not a problem. The problem was that she didn't eat fried tofu in the end. She said it was a treat, but she actually ate it all by herself.

For summer, there is not much difference between eating fried tofu and eating fried tofu while looking at beauties, and no amount of fried tofu is as tender as that small mouth.

Speaking of deep-fried tofu, Yae Miko couldn't wait to take a bunch and put it in his mouth, and opened the bottle of wine.

"This is Liyue's dandelion wine? And Liyue's wine... Liyue's wine is very strong. Are you trying to get me drunk and do bad things?"

"Yes! If you are afraid, don't drink it!"

"..."

The two were joking.

How could Yae Shenzi be afraid, he directly drank half of the cup, and immediately became hot and sweaty all over his body, he was more dizzy than several large bowls of sake, he might really get drunk.

The voice became blurred, but her mind was still clear, and she still remembered the topic that was interrupted just now: "Quickly tell me, she has a bad personality!"

Xia Tian was full of resentment, with a sad face: "She took advantage of me, but she didn't want to take responsibility, and even shook her hand to drive me away, isn't it too much?"

"Hmm... Is it too much?" Yae Miko disagreed: "I think...you must have made her angry, so she doesn't want you."

While speaking, she changed her sitting position, from hugging her knees to sitting in the M sitting of a girl. Miko is supposed to wear white socks, and she has already stripped and thrown it aside.

"I think I've done a good job. I don't retaliate when I scold or beat back, and I'm obedient to her." On the sidelines, Xia Tian probably knew that he might not be doing well enough, but the little girl in the heart of a woman, what is wrong with a man? Understand?

"That's why you're not handsome enough, rich enough, or capable enough?" Yae Kamito replied with a very uncertain tone, apparently the three things listed were not the real reasons.

"Will it? I look okay? My ability is okay, and my money...is okay too. Putting it all together, there should be few people in this world who can be better than me!"

"shameless."

She made a complaint in a very low voice, so slight that only she could hear it, and then began to be unreasonable unique to women: "That's you... Anyway, I think you must be wrong."

At this moment, the smile could no longer be concealed, the eyebrows and eyes gradually stretched, and the dimples at the corners of the mouth became shallower and deeper.

Xia Tian grumbled aggrievedly: "It's a bit unreasonable."

The other party cheekily admitted: "Maybe she is just so unreasonable?"

"I don't even know where I am wrong, can I ask Mr. Gong Si to help me solve it?"

"Miyaji-sama of Narujin Taisha Shrine doesn't have the business of emotional counseling!"

"Then can I ask Immortal Fox to help solve it?"

"No!" Yae Shenzi resolutely refused, and turned his face on purpose, squinting his eyes and looking at it from the corner of his eye: "Because the fox fairy doesn't like you either... Look, why are you so annoying?"

"Hey." Xia Tian helplessly spread his hands, and said along the way: "So, being hated by others, I can only drink away my worries... Is it convenient to add a seat?"

He didn't shy away from it at all, he sat directly on the side, his elbows could touch his waist with a random movement, almost sticking together.

She wasn't welcome at all, and she gave it a blank look: "It's not convenient for Fang, haven't you already sat down and asked?"

After all, the body didn't resist at all, and even the head wrapped in pink hair seemed to be slightly sideways, ready to lean on Xia Tian at any time.

The intimacy was accepted, Xia Tian became excited, he had been teased for so long, finally ushered in the moment to fight back, he said: "If you don't welcome me and tell me to go, I'm ashamed to continue to sit down .”

"Okay, then you go."

Yae Shenzi spoke without hesitation, and Xia Tian got up without hesitation, and then... his wrist was pulled.

"Really, it's like a child! It's so easy to get angry!" Yae Shenzi dragged Xia Tian down, the distance between the two became tighter, shoulders and arms overlapped, and half of his body was already lying in his arms.

It is already very difficult to look at Miss Fox's face, when you lower your head, you will see a large fluffy pink.

"Are you just like a child? Let me go for a while, and pull me for a while."

"I was just a kid!"

Yae Shenzi replied confidently, causing Xia Tian to be surprised: "Eh? Five hundred-year-old child?"

"Sister Gan Yu is an old woman?"

I don't know why Gan Yu was mentioned, but Xia Tian retorted: "Of course not!"

"That's right, she is three thousand years old! In your eyes, she is still a girl, so of course I am a child at five hundred years old!"

Five hundred years seems like a lot, but in front of elders who are thousands of years old everywhere, isn't it a child?

Calculated according to the ratio, assuming that Gan Yu's age is [-] years old, then the [-]-year-old Yae Shenzi is only three years old?

ha?three years old?

From the top to the bottom, the line of sight is completely covered, and the cushion cannot be seen... What the hell is this three-year-old?

Of course it cannot be converted in this way, but it is indeed impossible to refute Yae Miko's claim that he is still a child.

"Hmm... okay! You make sense." Xia Tian shook the full wine bottle: "So can children drink?"

Yae Shenzi raised his face, his pointed nails gently scratched the side of Xia Tian's face, as if he was admiring the precious treasure: "There are no minors in the fox family who are not allowed to drink."

underage?Forehead.

"Then is there a saying that minors are not allowed to fall in love?"

"Have."

"Really?"

"Of course there is."

Xia Tian's body tensed up: "The standard of adulthood for your Fox Clan is several hundred years old, right?"

"About 200 years!"

Yae Shenzi said it easily, Xia Tian listened to it with a headache, and it will take 200 years to fall in love?If I don't get some elixir of immortality, I'm afraid there will only be bones left!

"Generally, the evaluation of adulthood is based on the development of the species, right? For example, according to the development of different races in different places, human beings will think that they are 16 or even 20 years old... What else do you need to develop?"

Looking up and down, if this develops in another 200 years...

Yae Shenzi slapped Xia Tian hard on the forehead, preventing his frivolous gaze, and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, I have already completed my development, and there will not be any big changes in the next thousand years."

"Then why did it take 200 years to become an adult?"

"Why wait 200 years?"

"You said it will take another 200 years."

"I'm only two hundred years old for the fox clan, so it doesn't mean that I have to be two hundred years old to become an adult... so stupid?"

"Ah? Didn't you say that you are a child!"

"Compared to Sister Gan Yu, I am indeed a child, but I did not say that I am underage."

"I got you!"

Looking at that mocking smile in Xia Tian, ​​he just wants to admit it, how could he ever think of a fox, who will change his tricks and fool around!

"You are so excited... so afraid that I am underage..." Yae Shenzi suddenly turned around as if she had succeeded in a trick, her eyes were already flushed with drunkenness, and her eyes were even more purple: "Do you want to fall in love with me? "

"..."

Although it may be another mockery, but at this time, a man should be happy: "Well, I want to fall in love with you."

This is probably the most unromantic and direct confession in Xia Tian's history, and the only thing that is close to it is "I think and feel sleepy".

I thought that Xia Tian would be shy and hew and haw, so that I could cancel it, but I never wanted to answer so decisively.

After a few seconds of silence, Yae Shenzi's expression changed a lot, and he couldn't restrain himself freely.

She dragged into Xia Tian's clothes, not daring to raise her head, but her voice was not shy and still strong: "So, are you going to abandon those women and stay with me?"