Fairy, the chasing husband crematorium

The smell of burning charcoal, the smell of boiling spicy oil, and the picture of men and women getting wet from eating...

Even though spring has just started, the area around the Jiuyan Bridge feels like summer.

Many people are already sweating profusely and shirtless...

Standing in the crowd, Duan Yu felt the warm smell of fireworks in the world, and liked it very much.

He has seen the desolation and depth of the Shu land, heard and seen the mysterious and strange stories about it, and then he likes the crowd more and more.

The smell of fireworks will not make people feel lonely and cold, which is why Huang San, who doesn't even have two female friends, likes this place so much.

Huang San found two shabby seats in a shabby shop called "Old Ermaojiao Huolai", copied the shabby Shu dialect and shouted: "Boss, come to Sanjiao Baijiu, a pot of large intestines!" Mess up."

A bearded man saw it and replied, "Understood."

"Gui'er, don't mess with that stinky one. I won't give you money if it's too stinky." Huang San added.

"Gui'er doesn't want to say what we say, but he wants to say it. The strange ball is ugly." While talking, the bearded boss chopped up the pig's large intestine and threw it into the pot.

Seeing this, Duan Yu asked, "Huang San, you Guier have been here many times."

Huang San made a three, and Duan Yu asked in confusion, "Three times? Three times, are you so familiar?"

Huang San shook his head and said, "Thirty times."

Duan Yu almost vomited blood, and said, "It was more than once a day, you don't want your ass anymore?"

Huang San sighed: "No way, the food here is so delicious, and the words here are so fucking beautiful. Did you see that the girls here are also very beautiful."

It can be seen that Huang San is really "excited to miss Su".

I'm afraid it won't be long before he will change into the shape of the Nine Eyes Bridge, and he won't even remember his hometown.

The pot of messy cooking was brought up quickly, and it looked really rough.

Duan Yu frowned, mixed a piece of pig's blood and put it in his mouth. Immediately afterwards, his eyes lit up.

This place is late!

Duan Yu, a hot pot lover, said that the taste is simply amazing.

Duan Yu and Huang San quickly drank their glasses and began to eat meat. There was a kind of illusion that you have everything and I have everything.

As a result, I was enjoying my meal when I heard some disputes at the table outside.

"Don't drink it, if you drink it again, you're going to sleep here again." The waiter at the hot pot restaurant said disgustedly.

It was a young man. His clothes were of good quality, but they were too dirty and covered with oil stains.

He poked his chin with his hand and shouted, "What do you mean, I'm afraid I won't be able to give you money."

"Xiao Er, serve the wine! If you, Master Su, don't drink until you run out of stock, your surname will not be Su."

"You can't take it anymore, come back tomorrow." Xiaoer said angrily.

Business people are always afraid of such customers who want to get drunk on purpose.

The young guest was about to refute, but he heard a voice floating over - "Let him drink, I will be responsible for this Master Su today.".

The young man slammed the table and shouted: "Who the hell asked you to invite me, as if I have no money..."

As he talked, he fell silent.

Because Duan Yu has already sat down.

Su Han's open mouth was frozen there, and only the words "Shocked!" remained on his face.

Immediately afterwards, he rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes again, and said in fear: "Brother-in-law, I couldn't be drunk and dreamed of you again, right?"

Duan Yu said angrily: "Damn, you are a big man, is it appropriate to dream that I am a big man?"

"Brother-in-law, it's really you!" Su Han got excited and stood up suddenly, and the bench under his buttocks slammed onto the head of a beautiful woman behind him.

He held Duan Yu's hand, his eyes glowed.

Duan Yu looked at the strange gazes from the people around him, finally sighed, and said, "Su Han, I haven't seen you for so long, why are you so sloppy?"

Today's Su Han has a bearded face, and his clothes are full of oil stains. If he didn't have the temperament of a playboy himself, he would look like a beggar.

It stands to reason that he is no longer Su Han's brother-in-law, but looking at his pitiful appearance, Duan Yu can only say: "Although your sister and I have gone far, how can you say, as long as you don't feel that I occupy you You are cheap, and I will always be your brother-in-law."

"Brother-in-law!"

The next moment, Su Han hugged Duan Yu and burst into tears.

Meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land is still the old acquaintance I miss the most, so it doesn't matter if a man cries.

Chapter 109 I miss my ex-wife?

Duan Yu really never thought that in the days without Su Ningshuang, he would be able to reunite with his brother-in-law thousands of miles away.

It's just that this brother-in-law Su Han has changed a lot.

Originally fair and clean face, although there was a big gap between him and himself, he could still be considered handsome, but now his face was dull, and there were even some scars of different shades on his face.

The stubble on his face is also quite lush, and he looks like a decadent young man.

To Duan Yu's feeling, he really fled here from famine.

So Duan Yu couldn't help asking: "Why did you come here?"

Su Han sighed and said, "It's a long story, so I'll make it short."

"Brother-in-law, after you and my sister left, he got angry at that time and scolded her, and she scolded me backhandedly, and my mother also helped her speak, it's a perfect match.

I felt very depressed staying at home with this silly woman, so I remembered what you said to me that day, and prepared to start a career.

Originally, I really wanted to find someone I liked and start a family, but once I realized that most of the women are stupid like my sister, I lost interest all of a sudden, and felt that I might as well manage myself well. "

Duan Yu: "..."

Huang San looked cheerful and said, "This is my real brother."

"At that time, I thought that I was born with supernatural powers, so I couldn't go anywhere. Brother-in-law, you know, I like to read casual books about war leaders since I was a child, and I dreamed of becoming a general, so I went outside the Great Wall in one breath.

But there was a famine in the north, thousands of miles of dry land, and the grass was eaten up.I stole my sister's and my mother's jewelry from home, and it was useless all of a sudden, and I was almost hungry to eat shit.

But I am a person who can endure hardships, so I was hungry and finally reached Yongxue Pass. "

"Yongxueguan is not bad. There is no famine there. Because of the harassment of the moon barbarians, the frontier army is employing people. A young general there saw that I was born with supernatural powers, so he directly enlisted me in the army. How could I not accept this kindness?" I agreed, so I successfully became a chef. He said that I can pick ten buckets of rice at a time."

"I was thinking at the time, being a cook is a good job. I can climb up step by step, at least I won't be hungry. In the end, I went to fight with that little general, picking ten rice buckets each time. He was about to recommend me to take his class, but...

The little general has been captured! "

Duan Yu: "..."

Huang San: "..."

Su Han went on to say: "After the little general was captured, the army's morale was in chaos for a while, and then there was civil strife. Only then did I know that at least one-third of the people in this army are spies from the enemy's country, and one of them was caught off guard and killed us all. Do not stay.

How many comrades couldn't bear it anymore and chose to surrender to the enemy, but I, Su Han, no matter how cowardly I was, I couldn't do such a thing, so I ran away with my rice bucket on my back, and ran hundreds of miles in one breath before being caught up. "

"At that time, I ran in a hurry and ran back to the place where there was a famine before. There was only one biscuit left in the rice bucket. I just met a person who was about to starve to death. The man kept staring at my biscuit. I couldn't bear it. So I gave him half, and we escaped together, only to find out that he didn't lie to me."

"That man is the head of the Nanfeng Escort Bureau. Because I saved his life, he insisted on keeping me and marrying his unmarried daughter to me. His daughter looks too much like him, brother-in-law, You know I'm not interested, but I'm interested in being a bodyguard.

The head of the escort said that as long as I become a escort, based on his friendship with me, he will directly promote me to be the head of the escort.I thought that if I was idle, I would be idle, so I became a bodyguard teacher and went to walk the bodyguard.

That dart trip was too simple and smooth. I met a few thieves who were all yellow and thin, and they were not my opponents.I thought this would be a new start in my life, from escort master to escort leader, but when I went back, I found that the Nanfeng escort agency was gone.

It is said that because of a secret book handed down by the head of the bodyguard's family, he was targeted by people, so that the whole family was slaughtered.They're all dead, and I don't even know who killed them.

I had no choice but to bury all the members of the Escort Bureau. At that time, I was thinking, this world is really too dark, this is a scene I have never seen in Suzhou City for more than ten years. "

As he spoke, he looked at Duan Yu and said, "I was hit hard at the time, so I started drinking."

Huang San was surprised: "Then you drank all the way here?"

Su Han shook his head and said: "The bodyguard bureau was wiped out, I didn't know where to go for a while, and I was discouraged, so I drank all the way and walked around, until one day, I passed a hill and drank ten drinks before nightfall. Big eight bowls of wine, very high for a while, entered the hills at night.

In the end, I didn't expect that there was a tiger on that hill, and they wanted to eat me.At that time, I was drunk and depressed, so I beat the eye-catching white-fronted tiger fiercely. Maybe because of my strength, I beat the tiger to death, and then I became a tiger-fighting hero. "

Hearing this, Duan Yu felt that the story was familiar.

Su Han continued: "I only found out later that there is Huangyangang in Qingyan County. There have been tigers eating people all the time. It was a disaster. At that time, I killed the tiger. I wanted to sell the fur for some money. Became a tiger fighting hero.

The county magistrate of Qingyan County felt that I was born with supernatural powers and extraordinary bravery, so he resolutely asked me to be the head arrester of Qingyan County.

The folk customs in Qingyan County are simple and honest. I work hard there, and at the same time, I am very popular with the people. I never have to pay for eating sesame seed cakes, and I feel a sense of accomplishment for a while.Until one day, there was a massacre in the county. After we checked it, we found out that it was the gangsters in the nearby forest.

That group of hemp bandits has been entrenched in Qingyan County for a long time, and they have restrained a little these years, but they did not expect such a murder to happen suddenly.The county magistrate was furious, and immediately summoned people to suppress the bandits.

As a head arrester in the county, I naturally do my part.

That night, the county magistrate invited us to have hot pot and wished us a successful start, which was a practice for us.As a result, we were eating hot pot and humming a song, and the gangsters came! "

"I was very angry at the time. I just thought that these gangsters were so brave that they dared to send MEN by themselves. We pulled out our weapons on the spot and wanted to wipe out these gangsters. Who would have thought that there was a gangster with a particularly long face The thief is so powerful that none of us can stop him.

I was injured and ran out with a colleague.

On the second day, I saw the heads of the county magistrate and many colleagues hanging on the city wall, but as a tiger fighting hero, I didn't have the courage to remove their heads.

Because I know that gang of thieves is baiting us.

I grew up in Suzhou City, and I never thought that the world would be so chaotic, that gangsters could rush to the county government office, and make the county magistrate and arrest quickly, so I really can't do it this time. "

Duan Yu: "..."

Huang San: "..."

This time, even Huang San was silenced by GAN, even a little panicked.

Where did this kid go and what happened?

Su Han wiped his red eyes, and said: "Brother-in-law, every time I fall asleep, I see the desperate eyes of the head of the bodyguard, the county magistrate, colleagues, and colleagues when they died. I suddenly felt that maybe I can only do this." up.

I can't do any big things, I can only be a second-generation ancestor, not as good as my sister's stupid bird. "

This is a story about a high-spirited teenager who was beaten too hard by reality.

Duan Yu said: "Su Han, it's not your fault, it's just that the world is too chaotic. Have you ever thought that it's because people like you give up a lot that the world has become so chaotic?"

Su Han said with a painful face: "Brother-in-law, what you said is very reasonable, but I really can't do it anymore. I can't even beat a gangster. I used to brag about my natural supernatural power to you. I'm a waste."

As he spoke, he held the wine gourd and drank it again.

Duan Yu murmured: "You are very powerful. How many people can survive under Huang Yao's hands?"

Su Han frowned and said, "Huang Yao thief?"

"The hemp bandit you mentioned has a long face and body, which makes people feel scary. Sometimes you even think he doesn't look like a human being." Duan Yu explained.

Su Han nodded, and said, "Is that really a Huang Yao thief? But why did the Huang Yao thief mix with ordinary hemp bandits?"

He has been in Qingyan County for a while, but he has heard the story of Huang Yao's thirteen family, and knows the horror of that almost inhuman bandit.

If he lost to that kind of thing, and was afraid of that kind of thing, he seemed to feel better in his heart.

"According to your description, it is indeed a yellow shake thief. I just killed one a while ago and studied it." Duan Yu said.

Su Han: "???"

Duan Yu was also not humble, and said: "Little man, I forgot to tell you, your brother-in-law and I are now considered a practitioner."

Su Han was surprised and said: "Aren't you the same as you, can't that one work?"

Duan Yu said: "Do you remember, I discussed with you before, the issue of technology changing the world?"

Su Han nodded sharply, and said: "It was only then that I felt that brother-in-law, you are absolutely extraordinary, and you will definitely achieve great things in the future. My sister left you, and I think she will regret it. But, you are so quick took off?"

Duan Yu said: "It's not considered a take-off, it's just a little practice of some ideas and a little insignificant results."

At this time, Huang San suddenly became excited, looked at Duan Yu and said: "Wait, you are his brother-in-law, then his sister is your wife, when did you get married?"

Faced with Huang San's overly long reflexes, Duan Yu could only pat him on the shoulder and said, "Don't get excited, we've already left."

After that, Duan Yu chatted with Su Han about some things.

Huang Sanchu was there, and he could clearly see that the young man Su Han had changed from a disheveled face to his eyes gradually becoming brighter.

"Brother-in-law, you didn't lie to me, did you?"

As he said that, Su Han touched Duan Yu's body again and again, and confirmed that there was indeed a real energy flowing in Duan Yu's body.

Duan Yu said: "I promised to give you a gift at the beginning, but I was in a hurry to give you a gift, but this promise is still valid, but you have to wait a few days, since you and I have a grudge against Huang Yao, when the time comes I will go with you."