"Yeah!"
The hit forehead made Ah Qing squat down covering her head with tears in her eyes.
it hurts!Forget that you didn't lock the door.
Who the hell is so rude——
"Good evening, I'm here to borrow the kitchen, thank you."
Ugh?
Ke Qing's eyes widened, her expression became incomparably dull due to her inner turmoil.
Is it because the impact just now was too severe?She seemed to hear voices that shouldn't be there.
Ugh?
Did you hear me wrong?
"What are you doing squatting on the ground? Showing off the curve of your butt? Oh, yes - borrow a pair of slippers."
As natural as in your own home.
Taking out a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet, the man just walked in.
Just walked in.
That's it! !That's it! ! !
Ugh?
Is this the world I know?
Am I dreaming?
Beautiful purple eyes fluttered and blinked.
She stood up slowly, her heart began to beat like a car with an engine running, and her blood pressure rose rapidly along with the cerebral hemorrhage.
Alas? ? ?
She turned her head slowly little by little.
The unreasonable reality hit the brain again.
"The types and maintenance of kitchen utensils are very good. It is indeed an outstanding representative of women in the new era."
In front of her eyes, in her home.
Elmes held a kitchen knife and offered his appreciation with satisfaction.
Keqing: (°ー°〃)——
According to memory.
Keqing's heart stopped beating for five seconds.
She took a deep breath with great difficulty.
It roared with a ferocious face like a certain masked rabbit.
"Ai-er-ma-s!!!"
Chapter 120: Ke Qing: Elmes you TM——
"what happened?"
Elmes placed the required materials on the table, and took out a bunch of strange materials he bought earlier from his bag.
Look at her with eyes like a mother watching a game and yelling at a child.
"What's wrong... What's going on with your brain circuit?"
You just sucked the hate on my side a few hours ago, what kind of face do you have to enter my house like nothing happened.
It's like Thanos suddenly came to Iron Man's house to borrow the toilet uninvited.
How could she accept such a thing!
"Life is alive, and fate is impermanent. Even if you are as perfect as me, you will encounter troubles from fate. This is the same for you. Anger will only cause unnecessary sadness. Accept it calmly."
Elmes shook his hand nonchalantly while holding the kitchen knife, thought about the next steps, and finally decided on a location.
After skillfully tying on the other party's purple apron, he is about to start preparing.
"Don't care, don't care, you go about your business, I'll go out after it's over."
Ke Qing:......
What an infuriating attitude this is. What kind of environment can this kind of self-willedness and self-importance that is almost paranoid grow out of?
But she doesn't need to mess around with the other party.
"The first and last warning, get out of my house immediately, or I will sue you for trespassing on Liyue Qixing's mansion, even if you are a Knight of Mond, you can't afford such a crime."
She spoke in a sonorous and forceful tone like reciting a text.
The expression on Elmes' face suddenly froze.
He tilted his head inexplicably.
Deliberately prolonging the tone.
"Oh? Can't you make a chocolate? Oh~ What a stingy guy..."
What a stingy guy......
stingy guy......
what......
At that time.
Keqing clearly heard the sound of her own reason beginning to shatter.
Blood pressure begins to rise at a rate visible to the naked eye.
Elmes made another cut.
"By the way, what is your reason for rejecting me? Is it something you said before? Or was it that I laughed at your clothes before? Oh, how old are you and you are so shy~~ Okay, do me a favor this time, next time I’ll help you buy a pair of more colorful underwear for you to use as a winning pair, but what are your specific measurements?”
Keqing covered her face and took a deep breath.
No, no, absolutely not hacking him to death.
Calm down, Keqing, even for such a guy, this person... this person...
Let's just be human! ! !
The speed of speech began to become high-speed and rough.
"There are countless reasons for rejecting you, and you dare to mention the matter of the afternoon. I don't need your help with my underwear. In the end, it was you who brought your own private goods, you bastard!!!"
What made her even more furious was that after hearing these words, Elmes raised his eyebrows and showed his eyes like an old father watching his own children acting like a spoiled child.
It seems to be saying, why do you have so many farts.
I felt that if I didn't do it again, I might really faint from anger.
"How can you let me borrow the kitchen?"
The helpless tone in which the teacher talks to the naughty kid is also very annoying.
"No matter what, I won't lend you, go out quickly."
Keqing stepped forward and grabbed Ermes' right arm, trying to drag him away with the power of the God's Eye holder.
But Elmes remained motionless as if he had rooted into the ground, watching her and thinking for a long time.
Finally, he sighed softly in compromise.
"Well, I... got it, haha, I originally wanted to make a piece of chocolate myself and give it to some people who take care of me on weekdays, but this world, even this little wish, is not willing to let I made it..."
He murmured lightly, his low tone was inexplicably mixed with a bit of sadness.
Engraving Master: (??ω??) Huh?
What the hell?
Why do you make it look like she is a bad person, insist on holding her accountable as the victim!
Elmes suddenly smiled weakly.
"Keqing, in fact, I've always wanted to say sorry to you. I'm sorry that I can only help you in that way...Actually, I plan to apologize to you in the form of chocolate tomorrow."
Keqing: (°Д°)!what! !
This sudden change of rhythm caught her off guard.
"I know you hate me, but I don't hate you. Your tenacious attitude in the face of difficulties always makes me feel very dazzling. I always feel that you can shoulder the future of mankind people."
The beautiful purple-pink pupils gradually widened.
It was approved.
I didn't expect that anyone would really agree with her idea.
Obviously, she has been working hard, but for her idea of replacing gods with humans, almost no one in Liyue, the chef of the emperor, is willing to agree.
Apart from her original, only in the unknown future, when she can really surpass the achievements of the gods, her ideal may be able to shine.
But I didn't expect to hear the acknowledgment and recognition that I might have always wanted to hear from this person who I have always regarded as a negative teaching material at this time.
At this time, her mental state suddenly changed.
It usually happens occasionally.
For example, when the stern teacher who has always been hated by Heping is at a ramen shop, he just sits together at a table, and the other party's tone is a little gentler and kinder, and the strange idea of "this person is not that bad actually" suddenly arises in his mind.
In a sense, the famous Stockholm Syndrome is also the reason.
Elmes slowly closed his eyes, put down the knife in his hand, and put the bottle back into his bag.
"Since you resist so much, I can only—"
Keqing looked at his lonely appearance that almost never appeared, her heart softened subconsciously, and after hesitating again and again, she spoke with difficulty.
"Actually...if you can really make up your mind to change yourself...to improve your words and deeds...then the kitchen——"
The words stopped.
That's what happened in 0.1 seconds.
Before Ke Qing could react, a piece of soft cloth was suddenly smashed on her face.
At the same time, a strange smell came, and the consciousness disappeared instantly like a disconnection.
"Ugh?"
Just before falling down.
There is only one remaining sentence that keeps echoing in my heart.
Elmes, you TM——! ! !
The heavy sound of the body falling to the ground sounded.
Under the somewhat dim light and shadow, a distorted evil smile appeared on Junxiu's face.
He slowly picked up the handkerchief with the secret anesthetic on the ground, his expression gradually funny.
"If you resist so much...don't I have to refuse your rejection? My dear Ah Qing~~"
puff!
His body began to tremble continuously, and he leaned his head against the wall and laughed wildly.
“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈没想到这些人真的信了,这年头这种话术明明连诺艾尔,连那个诺艾尔,诺艾尔都骗不到了啊!你是笨蛋Is it? Is it possible that the brain is directly proportional to the strength? I laughed to death! Hahahaha!!!”
If Keqing was still awake at this time, she might really be so ashamed and angry that she would cry.
He laughed continuously for a full 3 minutes, and Elmes stopped when he felt that he was about to die suddenly.
Hu~hu~
In short, it's not a problem to let her lie on the ground like this.
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