First remove the shortcomings such as dead fish eyes and poor clothes, then elongate the height that men care about most, change the eyes into a completely cool-toned glazed blue, and put on a very tender and handsome childlike face. A pair of round sunglasses that fortune tellers like to wear.

"how about this?"

Elmes: ......

"That's right, pretty invincible."

"But it's better to change it to the previous one."

He hasn't learned the art of location yet.

There is no way to give everyone a field to expand.

"There's no need to take it too seriously. After all, I'm really just traveling, and I won't have any conflicts with those official forces of Daozuma."

Liu Yun took advantage of Feng Zhenjun and Zhong Li to look at each other, shook their heads and denied his thoughts indifferently.

"Al... Maybe you don't realize it, but you have a talent for causing trouble."

"I don't think you're going to take a nice peaceful walk around."

A fairy wand ignited in a pile of explosives, the result can be imagined.

"Tch, how can...well, a little bit."

Elmes recalled his past with a kitten face.

It seems... the possibility is really unlikely.

"If you see Balzebu, you can try to chat with her. The child's personality is somewhat similar to yours, and you may be able to talk."

"what?"

Elmes' right eyelid suddenly twitched.

For some reason, he felt a little offended.

"Where is it? I should be neither so ignorant nor so autistic, Dijun, stop joking."

Arrogance begins to instinctively exclude so-called similarities.

"Let's think about it, oh! For example, he is good at violent law enforcement, and he likes to behave poorly when he is hit, but the most direct and thorough one should be that lonely arrogance."

"Do you think I am like this, Dijun?!"

Sin of Pride stared at Dead Fish with some resentment.

I also subconsciously had other impressions of that Thor besides breast-drawn sword and brainlessness.

A bit of disgust and curiosity were born at the same time.

The arrogance of the gods...

interesting.

Chapter 131: Triangle is the most awkward shape

"Yo, it looks very lively."

It was already morning, Elmes hummed a ditty and walked on the streets of Liyue holding up an umbrella.

At this time, Wanmintang has already lined up a super long line of tens of meters, and it is still increasing.

Xiangling, who had already come to her senses, was busy with her father with the crispy rice.

This is still the case when she finally ran back from the hospital.

Unexpectedly, Dr. Bai Shu would collapse himself, which is really a rare situation in a hundred years.

Fortunately, she had eaten all kinds of strange things to develop a strong enough resistance to poison, and for some reason she woke up very relaxed, so she could barely catch up at the last time.

But when she saw Elmes's disfigured face, she was still furious.

"You guy, you dare to come back, since you're here, hurry up and help me."

"Do you know where they all went?"

"Drill woke up first and left. Ying and I woke up together and said they were going to settle accounts with you. Everyone else seems to be lying in bed and unable to get up."

Ermes touched his chin and nodded subtly.

"What about heavy clouds?"

Xiangling: emmm——

Oh right, what about Chongyun?

Damn, he won't be still locked in that cabinet.

You should be fine if you haven't been to the toilet for so long...

But forget about it.

"You help me come here to collect the bill first, and I'll let Guoba take a look at Chongyun later."

Elmes chuckled.

"Don't worry, this is what I expected. See what I brought you."

Elmes smiled and brought up the fire c father in his hand.

Xingqiu stared at Dead Fish in despair.

When I saw it when passing by, I just took it with me, and it happened to be able to lower the fire on the heavy cloud.

Xiangling:......

Why can you say that kidnapping is the same as picking flowers?

"I won't go, come on, Xiao Xiangling, work hard~~"

After putting down the free labor, Elmes left with a smile on Xiangling's twitching expression.

Just kidding, the scope of his influence in broad daylight is larger than the entire Wanmin Hall.

If the physique is triggered again, the opponent who has been exhausted may really die.

So what to do next...

While she was thinking—

A shout suddenly sounded.

"Brother Elmes~~"

Ke Li ran towards him with her small schoolbag on her short legs.

Elmes had a doting and helpless smile on his face, he squatted down and gently extended his palm to pat her.

It was rare for Paimon not to hold the phone, she asked anxiously with some worry.

"Ermes, do you know where the traveler went? Why didn't he come back all night?"

Elmes replied with a smile on his face.

"She... ate messy food and went to the hospital."

"what?!"

"So Keli, you must eat green and pollution-free food in the future, and don't eat bad food like Aunt Traveler, you know?"

"Well, Kelly knows."

"Hey! Let me be clear, what happened to the traveler?!"

A wicked smile suddenly appeared on Elmes' face.

"Come here, Paimon, I'll show you something good."

He took out his phone and sent all the dozens of photos.

"Whoa?! What have you been up to, that traveler look... that look is—"

Paimon froze for a second.

The wild laughter like silver bells kept ringing.

"It's so funny hahaha."

Paimon patted his stomach and laughed wildly.

She looks naive and desperate, coupled with the strange posture of her falling to the ground, it is simply a world-famous painting.

"Is there anything else, do you want to see it?"

"gkdgkd."

"Look at this orchid, which is a walnut, fell to the ground, sticking out its tongue."

"Although it's someone I don't know, it's still funny. Come again."

"Look at Keqing's expression full of resentment and wanting to cry, I really... can't help it."

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha......"

Keli took the sweet-scented osmanthus cake that Elmes had brought in at the tea party in the morning and gnawed on it, quietly and as cute as a newborn kitten.

It was in stark contrast to the two who were laughing wildly next to them.

"Hmm, hmm, hmm..."

Elmes raised an eyebrow.

"Pimeng, why are you smiling so weirdly all of a sudden?"

Low and gloomy, like a female ghost.

"What silly things are you talking about, isn't it you who laughs strangely?"

Paimon stared at Elmes in silence for three seconds.

Then turn your head at the same time.

Terrifying murderous intent came overwhelmingly with resentment.

The traveler raised his head and looked at them with ghostly eyes.

She gritted her teeth and said with a smile.

"Laugh, why don't you keep laughing, laugh for me."

Elmes: ......

派蒙:.........

Keli: (?Θ.Θ?)?

"Desolate Star!"

The huge rock fell like a cannonball in mid-air, but it was directly shattered by the closed parasol before it hit the ground. Ermes, who closed the umbrella, turned his head and hugged Keli to run away.

But Ying didn't intend to let him go.

She smiled fiercely and put her hand on the hilt of her sword.

Just let you scumbag see her latest stunt.

Hassar to--

"Qianyan Army, Qianyan Army, come quickly, a stranger is planning to murder me."

The huge cry came out in a very miserable way.

Suddenly, Elmes lay directly on the ground as if he had been seriously injured, with an unknown red liquid dripping from the corner of his mouth, showing a dying appearance.

Ying's right cheek twitched instantly.

She once again overestimated Elmes' lower limit.

Paimon looked around the two with a tangled expression, but when he saw Ying's murderous eyes, he still trembled and imitated Elmes and lay down.

Ah, I am dead.

Ke Li, who had finished eating the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, looked at the two people who suddenly fell to the ground with her hands in doubt, and suddenly thought of something, and imitated Elmes and lay down.

Ah, I died too.

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