People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

"Are you kidding! I'm not wearing that kind of wretched thing!"

As if offended, the other party struggled to jump up and said while bending over.

But it quickly retracted, and the stomach made an embarrassing sound without looking at the situation.

Elmes showed a pleasant smile, took another bite of the fragrant fisherman's toast in his hand with great interest, and said vaguely while looking at the girl in front of him.

"Hoho, I didn't expect that a person with God's Eye would be starved to death in the wild, what a shame~~"

The holder of the God's Eye has physical fitness and elemental abilities far beyond ordinary people. In the wild, he does not need to worry about the risk of attacks and injuries from most monsters. In terms of general rationality, it is completely impossible to be starved to death on the side of the road. thing.

If it really appeared, it can only be described as embarrassing.

The girl's face turned red, and she quickly explained to herself.

"I didn't faint from starvation, but I accidentally ate a strange mushroom. I couldn't eat anything after a meal, and I was so weak that I fell to this point!"

Elmes:......

This is not going anywhere.

But thinking back to the painful lessons I also experienced when I first came to this world, it's better not to complain.

"She lifts her wretched breast the size of a walnut and cries out like an unyielding she-duck."

"Wait, what kind of description is this, and why did you match the narration for no reason."

The girl complained loudly quite well.

And Ermes stared at the dead fish eyes and took another bite of the fisherman's toast, then licked his finger that accidentally got on the salad dressing, and said indifferently.

"I just used the most appropriate description in my recent impressions. Who are you?"

Although I have a little impression of this sexy lingerie, after thinking about it carefully——

Hmm, I still can't remember at all.

The girl in front of her snorted softly and introduced herself formally despite her hunger.

"My name is Astologis Mona Megistus, which means "Great Astrologer Mona", an astrologer from Sumeru. "

"Well~ then I'll come too."

Elmes said with a smile.

"I am Absolut Tartarus, the ultimate life form, please give me your advice."

Mona:?

"What? What the hell is the ultimate life form! By the way, aren't you from Liyue?!"

"No, although I look more like Liyue, I'm from Mond."

"Then why do you have the name format of our Xumi people?"

"Oh, because it's a pseudonym."

"what?"

Mona raised her head in bewilderment.

Are you fucking kidding me?

It's fine to use a fake name... But what the hell is it that I said it on purpose!

It was as if he had seen through her inner thoughts.

Elmes said with a dark smile again.

"Yeah, just to tease you."

Mona: (=_=) (speechless)

I have never seen such a brazen person.

And Ermes narrowed one eye and reached out to tap the earwax, and said hehe with the corner of his mouth.

"I'm sorry, not only the appearance is strange, the clothes are strange, the name is also strange, I thought you were playing me on purpose."

"Hey, what does it mean that the name is very strange! Tell me what dissatisfaction you have with the name the old woman gave me."

And looking at Mona who was blowing her nose and staring at him, Elmes' expression became a little funny.

Elmes: ...Pfft.

"Hey, are you laughing, you must be laughing."

"Huh~~ No, I just thought of something happy, so let me introduce myself formally, I am Elmes, the Sun Knight of Mond Zephyr Knights, this astrologer who was half starved to death in sexy underwear Welcome to Mond, miss."

"Hiss—you! Forget it, you should just call me Mona, so you should remember it."

Elmes swallowed the food in his hand under the greedy eyes of the other party.

He nodded after licking the food residue from the corner of his mouth.

"Mona? Um, it's much simpler this way, but if you say it this way, you've heard this name somewhere recently, or I seem to have seen you there, where did you come from?"

"Is this a new type of approach? It's okay for you to deceive little girls, but the great astrologer Mona will not be fooled by this."

"Hahaha, don't worry, I never liked being flat."

Elmes' unexpected counterattack made Mona very angry again.

"You guy-"

"Wait, calm down."

But in the next second, the originally ignited anger was suddenly extinguished.

Elmes smiled and took out another delicious fisherman's toast from his small bag.

Then he held out his hand to her.

In the case of hunger and hunger, the saliva flowed down unsatisfactorily.

But as a tsundere character, she still tilted her head and let out a soft snort.

"Do you want to buy me with food! This is an insult to me!"

It's just a piece of fisherman's toast, how can you forgive the offense to her figure.

I wanted to reprimand so loudly, but the toast was so delicious.

"However, since you are so sincere, then my lord will forgive you regardless of the villain's mistakes."

The snow-white palm continued to move forward without disappointment.

Then--

Elmes picked up the fisherman's toast and took a big bite.

Looking at her, she smiled and said softly.

"rnm, pay back the money!"

"Ugh?"

Mona froze for a moment.

Elmes sat on the big rock beside him with his legs crossed in a social manner, raised his chin and showed a rather cold look.

"Ah, what ah, for no apparent reason, I bumped into you and robbed me of my money, and I'm going to share your lunch with you, hehe, what kind of face do you have, don't you have any b numbers at all? I laughed so hard."

Under Mona's quivering empty gaze, Elmes ate all the toast in front of her, and deliberately made quite exaggerated movements and sound effects.

"Chewing, chewing, delicious, so delicious, the wheat aroma and crispiness of the toast are top-notch, the combination of onion and tomato is perfect, the sweet and spicy taste stimulates the brain, and the whole person feels like It's flying."

Mona desperately held back her saliva, pouted her mouth and showed an expression quite Aqua.

"Well...you man, you man—"

That's right, the reason is indeed on the opponent's side.

But using this as an attack point to directly press it is too much!

Obviously you still said that you are the Zephyr Knight of Mond?

Are Mond's customs and people's hearts actually so sinister?

I'm almost starving to death.

The robbing of Mora was all because of the hallucination of starvation, and it's not because I didn't want to pay you back.

Mona fell to the ground again in despair.

Rarely, facing a stranger whom she met for the first time, she had the urge to cry.

What's more, seeing her like this, Ermes leaned closer to her even more.

He put on a facial expression that could give Malik full marks, laughed like a grandfather, and suddenly lay on the ground like a frog and looked at her with his face tilted.

"Oh~oh~~, I just look at your expression, this look of being jealous of me hahahaha."

Mona: Wow! ! !

You still have to kill someone to kill you! ! !

Under the double torture of body and spirit, she finally passed out completely unbearably.

Mora rolled down in the sun.

Still shining brightly.

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Chapter 240: The reversal of things is always caught off guard

"What? You said you picked up a fortune teller named Mona!"

"Well, do you know him? Because this guy suddenly ran out to grab money, so I played with it a little bit, and accidentally made her faint. Come here and help her move her back to Mond."

"Of course, I know you are too lazy to play character missions, but at least you have to remember the character well. Isn't she the one that got crooked at the end when you smoked the Six Life Gods before? Why don't you just bring it yourself?" return."

Holding the phone in one hand, Elmes finally looked at Mona who was a few meters away with a sudden realization.

Oh~ So that's the case, I said why I felt revengeful inexplicably, so it was you!

The answer, solved.

"Uh... do men and women kiss each other?"

"Why do you put a question mark, and you are the one who cares about such things? When I was in the hot spring—"

"Stop!"

Elmes quickly changed the topic.

Sighing, he rubbed his temples and said.

"How should I put it, this guy's clothes are too eye-catching and amazing. If I carry her back in broad daylight like this, I might be reported as a crime based on my style."

"...what about other reasons?"

"It's embarrassing to carry this thing on your back."

Elmes replied with a smile.

It's like carrying a roommate in a magical girl costume on the way back from a comic convention.

Although he is thick-skinned, he is not completely shameless.

Ying and Yura and Noelle next to each other looked at each other, and nodded helplessly.

"Tell me the location."

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The golden fruit was easily torn from the vine, washed in running water and then bitten off. The sweet and sour pulp and juice echoed in the mouth, and then swallowed bit by bit into the throat.

Elmes walked back quickly with the raspberries he picked at random and some lotus that can detoxify and nourish the stomach.

Dessert is also necessary after dinner.

Moreover, Dudulian is a golden ingredient for living in the wild. Some small poisons and ailments can be cured or alleviated by chewing a few leaves.

He has eaten that strange mushroom before, so he still has some experience.