People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

"Hurry up and go back to the bar for a drink. It's already 03:30."

Elmes moved his shoulders and gave a dangerous smile.

Wendy looked at the two men exuding a ferocious aura and reminded them tentatively.

"The opposite side is just an ordinary person, remember not to kill directly."

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The blazing flames turned into flying red butterflies and kept flickering, the sharp water blades slid down in an elegant arc in the air, and the sweeping storm kept attracting and gathering people around.

Amidst the panic-stricken cries of the members of the Treasure Pirates Group, one person, one god, and one sun rushed towards the middle position like a sharp sword in an unstoppable posture.

But when he saw the leader, Elmes was suddenly surprised.

"Huh? Strange bird? How did you escape?"

The strange bird caught by him more than 200 chapters ago is now looking at the demon in front of him with a dull expression.

The first time I saw that smiling face again.

"Get out of here quickly, or I'll burn your oo with a laser!!!"

"Come and say daddy, don't run, don't run, I'm not some devil hahahahahaha (?ω?)hiahiahia!!!!"

In the past, the laser was shot in the sky continuously, and finally humiliated to the point that even my father couldn't take effect, and I could only suck my hands and direct the tears.

Ever since he escaped from Mond in the chaos that night when the abyss invaded, he has always dreamed of this laughing figure in front of him.

"It's you again! It's you again!! You devil!!!"

He doesn't understand.

It has only been a few hours since they got these things from Snow Mountain, and they have just rested for a while. How did this group of people discover their base.

He couldn't figure it out even if he wanted to break his head!

Under the extreme pressure, his whole body began to tremble like an indescribable sex toy, and he subconsciously collapsed on the ground, unable to move.

Elmes didn't care either, he glanced around, and then easily locked onto the box behind the strange bird.

"Although I don't know how you escaped, it's probably another bounty to capture you back now. You have provoked me twice in a row. Hehe, your luck is really "good~~"

Elmes twisted his neck ferociously and approached step by step.

The strange bird understood in an instant that the box that he had snatched from the snow mountain before was to blame. He quickly took a step back and held up the wooden box containing all the medicines as if hugging a life-saving straw.

"Don't come here! Otherwise, I will tear up the ticket!!!"

Listen to his defenseless threats.

The three villains looked at each other and suddenly laughed together.

"Hahahahahaha~~"

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ~~"

"Hehehehahahahahahahahaha..."

The strange bird's face became paler under the continuous attack of laughter, and its thighs were so weak that it almost knelt down.

"You...what are you laughing at?!"

Seeing his collapsed expression about to faint, Elmes explained gently with a wicked smile.

"Why are you laughing? Of course it's because you are ridiculous. Do you really think you can threaten people with that thing? It's just a waste potion that failed in alchemy. If it wasn't for a little bit of risk and pollution, we wouldn't even chase after it. .”

"So you understand now?"

Seeing the expressions of the three men in front of him who were about to collapse, Elmes smiled and made up the last knife.

"What you're doing is like grabbing a trash can from someone's house and using that trash can to risk everything to threaten the thugs."

Can this not be funny?

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Hearing this, the strange bird finally collapsed. With tears and snot running through his nose, he threw the wooden box in his hand towards Elmes exaggeratedly, then turned around and ran back desperately.

Obviously there is no exit at all.

"How sad! Unlucky boy."

Elmes stretched out his hand and easily hugged the wooden box that was thrown high.

The three of them possessed absolutely overwhelming power, they simply didn't think that an ordinary person could escape from their palms.

So they didn't notice either.

The ruthlessness and cunning hidden in the exaggerated expression of the strange bird when running away.

The moment the wooden box touched Elmes.

The trigger bomb quietly placed at the bottom burst into a dangerous red light in an instant.

Intense flames accompanied by explosions sounded.

"Boom boom boom!!!"

The deafening roar and flames enveloped the figures of the three of them.

While running, the strange bird let out a maniacal laugh for the rest of his life.

"Didn't expect it, you bunch of scumbags who look down on people! Hahahahaha——ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"

Taking advantage of the opponent's careless camouflage and flexible counterattack, for the treasure robbers, this is already an excellent adaptability.

But there is one thing that even the strange bird himself did not expect.

The power of this explosion was greater than imagined.

The terrifying wind pressure directly caused the strange bird that was fleeing to fly up, and with a desperate scream, it plopped into the abyss on the edge of the ruins.

I...killed myself? ! !

Unbelievable in desperation, the strange bird's eyes were dark.

And when the smoke dissipated, under the cover of three consecutive layers of different elemental shields, the three people who were not injured at the same time tilted their heads and looked at this confusing behavior of human beings.

Whether it's Brother Taidao or Brother Disappointed, it doesn't matter if you are a game character, why do people still like to commit suicide in reality?

Is it too weird?

But even so, not all that the strange bird did in the end was stupid.

After the explosion, a strange gray-white smoke enveloped the entire area.

The medicine vaporized in the high temperature is taking effect quietly.

Chapter 257: Pigeons, ducks, and...hahaha

The first to react was Dadalia, who was an ordinary human being.

"The smoke is—cough cough cough!"

He coughed violently, and his body was constantly bent downward due to the violent vibration.

Elmes frowned, and hurriedly grabbed him and Wendy and stomped on the ground, rushing out of the area like a flash of red.

"After being evaporated into a gaseous state by high temperature, it still maintains its activity and original effect. What strange things did that guy Abedo add to the foundation?"

He quickly turned his gaze to the young master who was obviously affected, and said with a little concern in his tone.

"Young master, are you okay...are you?!"

The words were cut off instantly.

Seeing the unimaginable scene in front of him, Elmes' eyes widened.

Then, his body trembled violently.

It felt as if something was about to gush out of his throat.

No... no... poof.

But before that, Wendy couldn't bear it first.

"Hahahahahahahaha(?ω?) hiahiahia, I'm dying of laughter, son, you...how did you become a duck hahahahahahahahaha!!!"

That's right, the hand that was supposed to hold has now turned into an orange-yellow duck's paw.

Fortunately, they still wore the iconic evil eye mask on their heads, otherwise they would really not have recognized that the big yellow duck with extremely intelligent eyes in front of them was the young and promising last executive of fools.

And heard that someone had already laughed out ahead of time.

Elmes couldn't bear it anymore.

He half-knelt on the ground from laughing until his stomach ached, and couldn't stop beating the ground with his fists.

"Dadalia (Ⅹ) Dadali Duck (√)? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha(?艸?) Pooh, no, I'm going to die here hahahaha."

And Dadalia, who has now turned into a Kodak duck, covered his head and looked at the two gloating bastards with despairing eyes, and shouted out his heartfelt roar.

"Quack~quack~~quack quack~~ (You two are laughing ass, hurry up and think of a way...Damn, what's wrong with my voice!)"

And listening to this emotional duck call, Elmes and Wendy, who was rolling with laughter, turned their heads and looked at each other.

Then--

"Hahahahahaha (?ω?) hiahiahia really couldn't bear it at all, the sound of duck...fuck hahaha!!!"

"It's really dumb, I haven't laughed so much for a long time——————————————————————————————————————————

Strange cries and question marks suddenly appeared.

Elmes turned his head in confusion.

"Wendy, why don't you learn how to call a pigeon? Why—"

Elmes looked at the white silk and green clothes scattered all over the ground, then glanced at the green pigeon flying out of the clothes, narrowed his eyes and fell silent for a long time.

The heart seemed to stop beating for an instant.

Then--

Trembling, he turned his head as if he couldn't bear to look directly at him, and desperately covered his mouth, showing a rather suffocated expression uncontrollably.

No, if you look at it like this, you will really die of laughter.

"Hahahaha...hahaha...hahahaha, I'm going to die, I'm really going to die."

No way...he felt like he was about to reveal his black face.

Meanwhile, a pigeon and a duck were watching him indifferently.

Just watched his laughing body slowly shrink until it was buried in his clothes.

"Aww~ Aww? Aww? Aww?!!!"

A pitch-black head looked up at the sky in bewilderment.

But the moment he looked at the sun, he instinctively lowered himself down again. He raised his hand to look at the big paw in his hand, and let out a bewildered roar.

"Aww~ow?!! (How the hell did I become a mole?)"

"Quack quack ~ quack ~ (ha ha ha ha you are still laughing at me, now you laugh again)"

"Cuckoo~cuckoo~~(Sunman TM turned into a low-light mole, how absurd hahaha)"

Elmes' blood pressure went up immediately.

"Wow~~ (Why are you two pieces of poultry laughing? At least I'm still a mammal!)"

"Quack quack ~~ (hahaha!!!)"

"Cuckoo (hahahaha!!!)"

Seeing these two idiots who were obviously planning to laugh back, Elmes twitched the corner of his mouth and hid in the shadow.

Then also joined the laughter.