People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

He propped his cheek with one hand, and pointed to a bottle of wine on the shelf with the other.

"Give me a glass of Freedom Wind (Dandelion Wine + Mint + Winter Wine)."

The taste of this kind of wine is as refreshing as the east wind. It can give people the feeling of piercing through the stomach in an instant. After drinking, it seems to fly. People with poor alcohol intake will even directly become drunks like zombies.

Seeing that the other party suddenly said the name of the wine that was so pretentious, Wendy showed an expression as if she was facing a big enemy.

Damn, after sleeping for hundreds of years, alcohol has evolved, and with his wallet, he can barely afford to buy cider in bulk.

How to do? !

Why don't you just charge the traveler the bill.

But in the next moment.

Elmes raised his hand suddenly.

"Grandpa Lu, have another drink, and give the poet next to me a glass of freedom."

As soon as this statement came out, the audience was shocked.

Kaya even almost spit out the wine in his mouth.

Elmes is actually a fucking treater.

Impossible.

Grandpa Lu's kitten's pout is all broken.

Elmes had a decent expression on his handsome face, he closed one eye and said with a smile.

"Assuming that I'm the one who apologized for you instead of the traveler and Xiao Keli for the day's affairs, what do you think? The best bard in Tewat~~"

If you want to sign in batches, you should really have a good relationship with Fengshen.

Ningguang has a good saying, on the road to success, the more you pay, the more you get.

As a price, he can still afford a glass of wine.

Oh, you have seen through my identity.

Barbatos narrowed his eyes and looked at the Sun Knight, as if trying to find out what was really going on in his heart.

But the next second when I saw the wine.

Wendy: ?*. ?(ˊ?ˋ*)??*.

never mind!

It's a rare opportunity, so let's let go and drink first.

Don't worry about other things.

As expected of the wind god of freedom.

Elmes is quite a good person, as expected, you can't believe all the rumors!

After receiving two servings of wine from Grandpa Lu, under Wendy's pitiful gaze like a small animal begging for food, Elmes handsomely separated the two wine glasses.

Pushing a wine glass out like in the movie.

"Just take it as my invitation."

Cool said a word.

Wow!So cool! !

I've been wanting to say something like this for a long time!

Although he thought so in his heart, on the surface, he still closed one eye calmly.

Hold tight and wait for Wendy's request for a toast.

But after a few seconds—

Ok?Why no answer?

Elmes turned his head to look at Wendy who was wet all over for some reason.

Elmes: ⊙▽⊙

Wendy: r(?x?)???

Look into those full, blank green eyes.

Elmes took out the towel and handed it to him in embarrassment, then hit his head with his fist and stuck out his tongue.

"Ahahahaha failed to pretend, hahahahaha... Alas!"

Wendy:! ! ! ! !

Flower Q! ! !

Chapter 40: Wendy: If I knew Fengshen would be killed...

As the pretense failed, Elmes reluctantly gave Wendy three bottles of cider as compensation.

On the surface, the two alcoholics seemed to be having a good time drinking wine together.

But in fact......

Wendy: Damn it!My majestic Fengshen was slapped twice a day, what a humiliation!No, I must find a way to come back.

Elmes: Sign, sign, sign, don't pull out a handful of hair to make an amulet, or simply steal his hat and give it to the leader directly.

It can be said that each has a ghost.

Di Luke was worried that something would happen between his Fengshen and a certain sun knight, so he had to watch it himself.

Laoyin Bikaiya wanted to know the true identity of a bard to prove his conjecture.

"Oh, Wendy, you have a pretty good capacity for alcohol. After a few drinks, you are still not drunk."

Elmes drank a glass of strong wine in one breath again, his cheeks were also rosy, he hooked Wendy's shoulder and said with a smile.

"That...that's not it, who do you think I am! I'm super good at drinking, okay!!"

Due to the limitation of his wallet, he hasn't had such a good drink in a long time.

A malicious smile appeared on Elmes' face.

He patted Wendy's thigh in white silk, and said after getting closer.

"Super drinkable~very brave~"

After all, she was considered a god anyway, Wendy keenly felt the malice, and relied on her remaining rationality to distance herself a little.

"Ermes, what are you doing?!"

Elmes took a large barrel of wine from Diluc, and placed two beer glasses on the table forcefully.

"I have...a fun game here, do you want to compare your drinking capacity with me?"

"However... the loser will have to grant the winner a wish?~~"

Wendy's pupils widened instantly, and she slapped the table vigorously.

what!This kind of thing—

This kind of trap that even a ten-year-old child would not fall into—

He is a majestic Fengshen, how could a majestic Barbatos——

........................

"The current score is 15:14, Elmes leads by one cup!!!"

A few hours later, Kaia, who didn't mind the excitement, became the referee with a good face.

And Diluque, who realized that the situation would become very troublesome, has already run away to be a righteous man.

"What!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr~~ha!!!!"

Wendy players are not to be outdone.

He directly picked up the barrel and poured down the remaining 1/5 in one go. After drinking, he staggered and hiccupped.

"15:17, Wendy overtook! Wendy overtook Elmes!!!"

He even drank with him...

Who can bear this!

Today, he, Barbatos, put his words here.

It is possible to fight that he is the weakest;

He is the most fishy at work;

The one who sang every day is the worst.

But only in poetry and drinking...

Laozi Barbatos is number one in the world! ! ! ! !

"It's not bad, but is it just this skill?!"

Elmes is also completely on top.

Halfway through the drink, I almost forgot what my original purpose was.

Whether it was he or Wendy, there was only one thought in mind.

[Must drink this bastard! ! ! ]

Elmes directly stuffed a funnel into his mouth, and then drank several bottles in one breath.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!"

The positions of the number one alcoholic and the fisherman belong to only one person, and the emperor is me——

ko no Elmes da! ! !

But the physiques of both of them are beyond ordinary people. Obviously, each of them has drunk nearly 2 liters of wine, but they still don't seem to have reached their limit.

With an incomparably ferocious smile, Elmes crushed the wine bottle in his hand with his swollen unicorn arm, wiped the wine from the corner of his mouth and said with a maniacal laugh.

"Good job, you bastard!"

Wendy's face was also flushed, and she threw away the wine bottle in her hand, her eyes revealed a fierce look of meeting her opponent.

"You too, crumb knight~~"

"That's exactly what I want, I'll drink until you're down!"

"Hmm ↗ Try it!"

Although they are still extremely stubborn, but at this level, both of them are almost at their limit.

Whoever fell first was no surprise to them.

and so--

Of course.

This scumbag, Elmes, had a twisted mind.

"Hahahaha, it's been a long time since anyone has been able to drink to this level with me, and I'm indeed the best [bard]."

He took out a bottle of water from his four-dimensional chrysanthemum and poured it into a cup with a smile.

"Oh, let's all drink some sober water first. It's not time to collapse yet? If you can't even stand up in the end, you will cause trouble."

His eyes were frank without a trace of filth, and were completely full of concern.

Wendy's bangs seemed to be faintly blown by the wind, and he took Elmes' water with a smile, his eyes full of sincere gratitude.

"Thank you, it's too embarrassing to be drunk on the street, it's better to drink some water and calm down."

"Come and have a drink, too."

Wendy kindly offered another glass of water.

"Good."

The two smiled at each other at the same time.