People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

Although he didn't particularly mind, he didn't like lying with men.

But Wendy, who was doing the washing work, swooped down on the bed and said with a happy face.

"Ai~er~mei~s, why don't you really let me live here all the time, after sleeping in the bed and quilt here, the configuration of the hotel can no longer satisfy me~"

Elmes answered him a word indifferently.

"ghost?!"

And Ying looked around after calming down a little, and saw a strange hat exuding powerful elemental power on a table not far away.

"this is?"

"The holy relic infused with the power of me and Elmes took a lot of energy to create."

The exquisite hat is embroidered with beautiful lace, and the star symbols are also signed by Wendy and Elmes. A beautiful blue-red-green hair is perfectly combined on the hat.

There is only one imperfection.

"emmmm... why is the main color made of green?"

Are you sure it's okay to give someone a green hat as a birthday present?

Elmes scratched his head indifferently.

"Wendy said it would be better to make it green. I don't think the color combination is too bad, so it doesn't matter."

Wendy: Hey hey.

"I'm going to work with Grandpa Lu first. See you in a few days. Remember to hand over the letter I wrote to the old man."

Wendy said so, put on her green hat and walked out the door.

That's right, Elmes is going to go to Liyue to do the mission today.

Ying picked up the hat and put it in the sun, calling out the system to quietly check the attributes of the holy relic.

This is the secret function of the system. Although the reality is not a game, her system can still identify items numerically.

[Blessing of the Sun and Wind]

[Crown of Reason + Feather of Death]

[Attack Power: 666 Critical Damage: 99%]

(Based on the current fluorescent strength, the value changes with the user)

[Element charging efficiency +99%]

[Crit rate +99%]

[Element Mastery +666]

[Life +238%]

[Defense +250%]

[Attack Power +173%]

[Two-piece set effect: gain 50% wind element and fire element damage bonus]

fluorescent:.........

She put the green hat on her head without hesitation.

And asked Elmes seriously.

"I beg you, give me a green hat too."

Elmes: ......

Mom!

It was the first time I heard such a perverted request since I was a child.

"However...the preparations are so thoughtful, it seems that you really respect that grand leader."

It is rare to see Elmes so serious.

Elmes also said very bluntly.

"That's my most important person, no amount of energy can be spent too much."

In a trance, I subconsciously remembered the time when we met.

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"Speaking of the boy, why are you so busy eating instead of dodging attacks? Will it not hurt?"

"...It will hurt, but it will not die; if there is nothing to eat, it will die."

The man was silent for a while, and applied ointment to the boy's scarred body with gentle movements that did not match his appearance, and sighed sadly for some reason.

"Hey~~ What's your name? You should be from Liyue, right?"

"I don't know, no, I don't want to see it."

The man didn't answer these three times, he rubbed his temples with his head, narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, and then said.

"That's it, then... Let me choose a name for you, let me think about it... Take a few words from the names of people I know around, Al... and [His]... how about calling him Elmes? It's a good name!"

The man laughed out of nowhere, stretched out his rough palm and rubbed his head vigorously.

"Ermes... a new code name..."

Purple pupils looked at this man who didn't know why he was so happy.

For some reason, a somewhat infected smile appeared on his expressionless face.

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Elmes looked at the hat in his hand, slowly closed his eyes and opened them again, with a calm smile on his face.

By now, this name is no longer a code name.

He smiled at the traveler in front of him.

Then blink.

Ying took off her hat with a puzzled expression on her face.

"What? It's disgusting to keep blinking? And why don't you get up yet?"

A big hash mark appeared above Elmes' head, and he stood up holding the quilt with a smirk.

"Then you want to appreciate Lao Tzu's jade body?"

There is really nothing to do with these low EQs.

Ying suddenly realized that she was silent for a few seconds, then nodded and took out her mobile phone to point it at him who was bewildered.

Elmes: You fucking owe it, don't you?

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Walking down the street, Ying covered her head, which had been hit by a hand knife, with tears in her eyes, puffed out her mouth and said angrily.

"Obviously you have done the same thing yourself? How can you hit me?"

Elmes looked at him with a refreshed smile.

"You'd better think about whether you can beat the person you're planning to shoot before you do anything."

"Damn it! Talking arrogantly during the day, find a time to attack you at night."

"Tsk! You are considered an old man after all. It's not good for you to sneak up on me, a spirited boy, in the middle of the night. You are disrespectful."

"Hey, I really killed you for talking about my age (kindly), let me tell you one last time, my mental age is not as old as you think! OK?!"

"Hehe, you're right."

fluorescent:--! ! ! (hypertension)

"Damn it, I won't go with you, bad luck!"

"Let me remind you first, the businessman you want to protect this time is not easy to deal with."

Angrily, she grabbed the fainted Paimon and ran away.

Elmes looked at her leaving figure and smiled indifferently.

His psychological quality and ability to withstand stress are not as bad as ordinary people, and he himself is the most difficult one.

How could a mere businessman mess up his state of mind.

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"I arrived about 3 minutes later than the agreed time, won't you Zephyr knights wait here in advance?!! Forget it, move my goods quickly, or you will feel better if I complain! That one over there Captain with a stupid face, why are you looking at me with that expression? Are you provocative!!!”

Looking at the fat man who was saliva flying all over him, Elmes twitched the corners of his mouth, his eyes gradually popped.

Why the fuck? ! !

Chapter 54: The bomb that should be blown up will blow up sooner or later

"This is Mr. Chajevic, who we are going to escort this time."

"This is our captain, a Sun Knight with professional escort experience, Mr. Elmes."

Noelle kept a perfect smile and introduced each other friendly.

But before she finished speaking, this fat man from the Winter Kingdom spoke rudely.

"It's a group of young people, and there are several women, hum! Your West Wind Knights really don't have anyone."

Elmes: Hahaha??(???*)

He raised the umbrella, smiling as if there was a fire burning in his tone.

He said with a bright smile.

"Hey! Dead fat pig, hurry up and give me the soil—"

Before he could blurt out the words, Yula covered his mouth in time, and delivered a hard blow to the abdomen, and whispered in his ear.

"Calm down, you promised not to run away."

"If things go wrong this time, you may really not be able to stay in the Knights."

The dumb hair on the top of Elmes' head moved slightly.

"Huh? That Ashes, what did you tell me just now?"

A tic-tac-toe visible to the naked eye appeared above Elmes' head, and he said with a forced smile on his face twitching.

"Mr. Chajevic, as the escort of your caravan, we Zephyr Knights will provide you with the best service."

"[best service]."

You fucking, don't let you, a fat man, cry and run back to Zhidong and write your name upside down in the past two days.

Behind him, Yura and Noelle looked at each other worriedly, and suddenly understood another intention of Qin in arranging the two of them.

Suppress Elmes with all his strength.

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There are a total of ten people in the escort team this time.

Captain: Elmes

Vice Captain: Yura

Logistics Management: Noelle

And knight a knight b knight c...

Although the average age of this team is not high, it is all composed of elites. Even without counting a certain gangster, it can quickly destroy a large Qiuqiu tribe in a few minutes.

Generally speaking, knights clean up the business roads on a regular basis, and even monsters have instinctive wisdom. When the number of opponents is large, they rarely attack the caravan passing by.

It is a typical bullying.

They didn't even see a single Qiuqiu person along the way.

Without any elements hindering progress, it should be able to reach today's goal Wangshu Inn at a faster speed.