Yura's eyes widened instantly, watching this despicable bastard stomping his feet vigorously while plagiarizing other people's catchphrases.
"This hatred, I remember it!"
"This hatred, I remember it!"
"Don't imitate my words, I have also written down this grudge."
"Don't imitate my words, I have also written down this grudge."
Depend on! ! !
The half of Yura's chest was shaken violently, and she put her hand on the hilt of her sword angrily.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, Elmes, who sensed the danger, quickly jumped off his horse, laughed like a monkey, jumped up the hill beside him and slipped away.
"I'll leave the troublesome things to you. Remember to order an almond tofu for me. I want it to be sweet."
"Put it at the counter and someone will come and pick it up."
With a casual shake of the responsibility, his figure instantly disappeared on the upper floor of the inn.
Only Yura's roar went straight to the sky.
"Get down to business, Elmes."
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And on the upper level.
"It's Elmes, long time no see."
As the proprietress of Wangshu Inn, Phil Godet was taking notes while looking at a bill.
While glancing at Elmes who jumped up suddenly.
"Yo, lady boss."
"It's not the lady boss, it's the boss! You probably did it on purpose again, right?"
Philgodette closed the ledger and cast him an unhappy look.
"Hey."
Elmes couldn't help sighing.
This mantra of Barbatos is so useful.
The degree of ambiguity is comparable to the classic saying of Brother Diqi.
"Boss, then, don't report my coming to Ningguang, I don't want to be targeted all the time once I come in."
Elmes suddenly leaned forward and put his head on the table, blinking maliciously and cutely.
Phil Godette seems to be just an ordinary innkeeper, but his actual identity is a seven-star spy who specially serves the Immortal Operation.
It is also responsible for collecting information in this business road center and reporting it to the higher-ranking Seven Stars.
Philgodette looked at him speechlessly with her arms crossed, and the white cat on the side of the table also raised its meat pad high and patted his head vigorously.
"Who told you to dare to do [that kind of thing] to that grown-up, you must be responsible."
"I can't help it. Who told her to say that, I couldn't hold back for a while."
..................
............
......
eh?
No one really sees this and misunderstands it.
No, no, no.
No one will really misunderstand it.
"Let's not talk about what a great blessing it is to be invited to the Jade Pavilion, and even to be able to play chess with that adult. You can do those things. If you don't say anything else, you are the bravest person I have ever seen. scumbags."
Elmes tilted his head and thoughtlessly recalled the situation at that time.
then--
Ning Guang: Roar?You were able to push me to this point, regardless of your character, it's just that your chess skills are not bad.
Elmes: After all, playing chess is nothing more than simple inducements and calculations, and it is pure [chess skill] itself that determines the outcome.
Ning Guang: The vision is still too narrow...Are you not afraid that I will sweep all the chess pieces off the chessboard?
Ningguang: what?not talking?Could it be the harm——
Elmes: Then strike first! ! !
Condensation:! ! !
Dozens of chess pieces and the entire chessboard hit Ning Guang's face with great force.
Concentrating light: ((*^▽^*))╬
After that, he was chased and chopped down.
Alas~~ What an unbearable woman.
You say, did I do something wrong?
Phil Godette went on to add.
"Not only that, in the meeting gift to Mr. Ningguang, you actually gave that kind of gift and wrote that kind of letter."
"Huh? Is there any problem with presents and letters?"
Phil Godet was taken aback suddenly.
Looking at the other person's eyes full of doubts, he covered his head.
"You don't even realize..."
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Invited.
I have heard the name of Tianquan star for a long time.
Liyue Tianquan, young and successful, with hands and eyes all over the sky.
I am very grateful for this invitation, and I would like to offer a gift.
But the power of heaven is condensed, and there is no shortage of food, clothing, housing and transportation.
After contemplating for a few days and nights, I finally decided on a gift.
I have heard that Tianquan is nearly 30 years old and still has no good match due to his youth, and has lived in the boudoir for a long time, lonely and empty.
I also heard that Tianquan and the Dragon King have a good relationship and don't like male sex. Although same-sex love is difficult to tolerate in the world, I am willing to help you.
We specially invite craftsmen to make this, named "Double-headed Dragon", which is not particularly exciting, but can also greatly relieve the suffering of older women.
I wish you well.
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According to rumors, Ning Guang read the letter.
Showing a terrible expression that cannot be seen by others.
And directly smashed the precious vase that he had always liked with one punch.
"Ai-er-mae-s!!!!!!"
The roar spread throughout the Jade Pavilion.
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Chapter 57: Humans Are Social Creatures After All
The bright moonlight casts down from the sky, reflecting the lights in the world.
The moon tonight is very round, like the buttocks of Dijun and Captain Qin.
On such a peaceful night...
"Boxer pants, boxer pants, this little wine is not enough! Xiaoer, how many more bowls will you serve to Sajia?"
Ermes wiped the wine stains from the corners of his mouth with a smile on his face, took a bite of the delicious wild mushroom chicken skewers, and said voraciously.
"Hey, don't talk loudly while eating."
Looking at her clothes stained with food residue, Yura frowned tightly like an old man on the subway, but raised her glass as gracefully as possible.
Noelle was eating a bowl of plain noodles, looking at the golden wine with some curiosity, but she still shook her head vigorously as a minor.
Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol.
You have to control yourself.
Due to physical exhaustion, coupled with the delicious food, the large table of dishes served was quickly swept away by nearly ten knights, and even their stomachs were a little empty.
But when he wanted to add more vegetables, the cook in the kitchen was constipated for some reason and went to pick flowers.
Elmes patted the table angrily looking at the table without appetizers.
"Hi~~Damn it! There's no food, and it's not very satisfying to drink. Hey, vengeance, you seem to know how to cook, so let's use the kitchen to make some appetizers. I want to eat moon pie~~"
Yura glanced at him elegantly while raising her wine glass, raised her neck proudly like a swan and said.
"It's best to eat until you are [-]% full. You have to go on your way tomorrow. Don't sleep like a dead pig when you are full. If you want more food, you can ask Nuo..."
Yura choked on her words.
For some reason, Noelle lay down on the table with her face flushed, and she was still muttering some cute dreams.
"Drunk? Why? She obviously drank apple juice?"
Yura held up the half-empty wine glass next to her in doubt and sniffed it with her nose.
Smells like wine... Tsk!
"Hey, which of you mixed wine in her glass?"
Yura asked coldly in a rather strong tone.
But his eyes had already been firmly fixed on a certain scumbag.
Ermes tilted his head and whistled without knowing anything, but this behavior made Yura's eyes even colder.
He quickly changed the subject.
How old is he, and he clapped his hands childishly like a child acting like a baby and shouted loudly.
"Moon Pie—Moon Pie—Moon Pie——!!!!"
And not only that.
He also tried to incite others.
"Hey, you must not be full, don't you want to try the skill of Spray Rider?"
The other knights all looked at each other in blank dismay. If they said they didn't want to at all, it would be a lie.
The simple food of the fourth team is said to be improved from the Moon Pie made by Yura, and it is a degraded version that is easy to store and limited in convenience.
But even so, it is the most delicious ration in all the squads.
They often think about it.
How delicious would it be if it was the Moon Pie baked on site by Splash Riders.
In the past few years, Yula's performance in the Knights is obvious to all, plus there is someone as the bottom of the existence, most of them who are also members of the Knights no longer reject this arrogant lady sinner.
Add to that the effects of alcohol...
"Moon Pie—Moon Pie—Moon Pie——!!!!"
They booed loudly following the atmosphere.
The lively atmosphere has greatly attracted the attention of the surrounding tourists.
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