People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

It was not a sweet, rose-colored memory like youth.

It is more casual and ordinary, and a happy daily life that people don't want to lose.

Some heavy sighs echoed softly in the room.

But the voice became brisk again in the next moment.

"Sleep well, too, my... confidant who didn't become a friend."

Chapter 68: Zhong Li: I Can't Understand, But I'm Shocked (3/24)

"By the way... you smell of [wind]. It seems that the alcoholic poet who has nothing to do with Fengya has woken up."

Elmes didn't talk nonsense, he simply took out the letter that Wendy gave him from his pocket and handed it to Zhongli.

Zhong Li opened the letter, quickly scanned it at a glance, and nodded after a few seconds of thought.

"I see."

He looked up at Elmes again, looking at the sun with power even above him, and asked some riddle questions.

"Ayer, I remember that you should have contacted the Ice Queen by letter through Young Master. What do you think of her thoughts?"

"It depends."

Elmes answered bluntly.

It seemed that the answer was irrelevant, but Zhong Li nodded clearly.

Very Elmes-esque improvisation.

Elmes nodded, took another sip of tea, and glanced at the location of the door.

Alas, why hasn't the young master come...

He yawned, took another sip of the wine boredly, looked at the letter and asked curiously.

"By the way, what did he say? Did he mention me? Shouldn't he speak ill of me?"

Zhong Li looked at the letter delicately again, then shook his head without changing his face, and spoke with a very high EQ.

"It was mentioned in the letter that the relationship between you seems to be very good."

Elmes quickly rejected it without hesitation.

He waved his hand and spoke arrogantly as if chasing flies away.

"It's so-so. After all, we've only known each other for three or four days. It's just that we slept together a few times and met honestly for a while."

"It's like—"

Zhong Li smiled, and then his body froze suddenly.

and many more!

Did you hear me wrong just now?

Zhong Li coughed lightly once or twice, and spoke apologetically.

"Sorry, can you say it again? I was a little distracted thinking about the future just now, and I didn't hear clearly."

Elmes didn't care either.

"Dijun, it's really rare for you to lose your mind. In fact, it's nothing. It's just a normal sense of sleeping a few times and playing together for a while."

click-

Is this just [just]?

Zhongli felt that his Taoist heart, which had not moved for a thousand years, seemed to have waves.

No, I must have misunderstood myself. These two are friends he knows well, so they wouldn't come to this point...

Zhong Li frowned, and thought about the images of these two people.

Hmm... really not?

Just to be on the safe side, let's ask further.

"How far is the relationship between you two?"

"Dijun, why is your way of asking this question a bit strange? Let me think about it...the relationship isn't particularly good, it's just that we [stay overnight] together occasionally..."

That's even worse!

Zhong Li's hand that served tea trembled slightly.

He barely maintained his cold expression and continued to ask.

"Sleeping together... I remember Barbatos seems to have a habit of sleeping naked?"

In fact, he didn't know whether Wendy had this habit.

But first try to ask around with a high EQ.

As expected, Elmes waved his hand with a puzzled expression, narrowed one eye and raised his head and said.

"No, he still wears at least one piece of clothing when he sleeps with me..."

Sure enough, it was sleeping, and I misunderstood.

Zhong Li finally breathed a sigh of relief, picked up his tea and took a sip to relax.

"Although I have seen him without clothes."

puff! ! !

Zhong Li's face was instantly livid, and he managed to keep his expression unchanged, and quickly took out his handkerchief to wipe the tea spilling from the corner of his mouth.

Then he coughed several times in a row, and Elmes finally realized something was wrong and stood up.

"Dijun, what's the matter with you? Are you all right?"

He had never seen this elder, who was also his teacher and friend, lose his composure so much.

Zhong Li waved his hand to him, indicating that there was nothing wrong with him.

"Sorry for letting you see the embarrassing side."

Elmes was silent for a few seconds.

For the first time, he bowed his head weakly and said: "Could it be that the injury was accidentally left during the previous sparring—"

Although they were a little bit over the top, maybe Dijun was seriously hurt in the dark because he was worried that he didn't reveal it. After all, he took the noon's blow head-on.

Even after a few days, it is not impossible for him to come over to participate in the real gift ceremony.

He really didn't want to commit such a great crime.

Either way.

"It's not what you think, let's continue talking about the topic just now."

But now, in the eyes of Elmes, his actions are already regarded as the stubbornness of the elderly.

It seems that in the future, I have to ask Abedo to develop a special medicine that can be used by the gods.

Now let's follow the old man's wishes.

"Where were we talking?"

Zhong Li didn't bother to explain clearly, he continued to ask.

"I remember that poet should not like to let others see his naked body, how did you see it?"

Elmes hesitated for a while.

well?

It is too embarrassing for the see-through potion to block the fact, how can he tell the whole thing in front of the elders, he is not shameless to this extent.

He waved his hand a little shyly.

"That... that's something like [forcing], sorry, I'm not very embarrassed to say about this matter."

Zhongli: (=°Д°=) (shocked)

Elmes quickly made another stab.

"Don't get me wrong, he also took a look at my body. Nothing happened to the two of us, really nothing."

Zhongli: (￣□￣;)

Ugh.........

He couldn't understand the way of life of young people more and more.

But even if he couldn't read it, he was still shocked.

Since its birth in this world, more than six thousand years have passed.

He has never seen such a big storm, and the same-sex...is just a common thing.

It was just that he was surprised because the object was his two friends.

But finally ask again.

Zhong Li put down his teacup, suddenly looked at Elmes with serious eyes, and asked very seriously.

"Al, what type of object do you like?"

Elmes looked puzzled.

"Why do you ask this suddenly? Is it possible that Dijun is going to give me a blind date? You should know the situation here? It won't be really worn out by [wear and tear]."

Zhong Li shook his head, forcing a smile on his handsome face.

"It's just curiosity, you can answer it freely if you don't want to."

"That's okay, or is this question quite interesting?"

He had never really thought about the type he liked, so he squinted his eyes and thought about it for half a minute.

He spoke slowly, paragraph by paragraph.

"First of all, you should be more outgoing and optimistic, and be able to fool around with me."

meets the.

"You should always have a smile on your face, and have a strong heart that doesn't feel pain easily."

meets the.

"The figure is put on hold for now, but I still hope to find a good-looking one. If it's just a flat chest, then~~ It doesn't matter!"

meets the!

"But since it's an ideal object, then I hope she can drink with me, but this should be just an ideal."

......conform to.

"There is also the last and most basic requirement. It must reach the peak of human beings or even the level of demon gods. At least it must have that potential, otherwise all the previous conditions will be invalidated."

Zhong Li hissed.

All - all - fit - together! ! !

Even now, it is no longer possible to deceive myself any longer, but this is still——

Zhongli stopped thinking.

Chapter 69: Elmes: Emperor's buttocks......

"I have spent more than six thousand years in this world, and I have witnessed countless love affairs in the world. Although this situation is special, I will also send you blessings."

Elmes scratched his head in confusion.

Did the request he just said reach this level?

It should be just a very common requirement... Sure enough, it is still too harsh in reality.

"Hey, my love life is really bumpy."

Zhongli nodded in approval and added another sentence.