People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

Elmes stared at the dead fish and complained loudly.

"That's because you've been playing dirty tricks! The last time you took all the paper while I was in the bathroom and forced me to surrender, the last time was—"

"Stop stop stop stop stop, don't you feel ashamed? Mr. Zhongli is still present, and don't mention shit during meals!"

Zhongli: ..., you just said it completely.

Elmes covered his eyes with his hands speechlessly.

Really, I didn't expect to be so valued by the gods of other countries.

And she's still a goddess, so is this good luck or catastrophe?

But there is no suspense in this proposal. Being in Mond is both a contract and a promise for him, and he will not betray——

"I asked my subordinates to calculate that the executive's salary is 47 times your current salary, and this is a guarantee without any benefits and windfalls."

won't back......

"And there is also an exclusive team of personal sorceresses."

Won't.........

"You can also meet and chat privately with the queen once."

No.........

Dadalia raised his head with a half-smile, and looked at him with a bright moon egg in his mouth.

"So, do you agree?"

Elmes was silent.

There was a second of silence.

Silence for 1 minute.

There was silence for 1 minute and [-] second.

At last.........

He finally shook his head in pain.

"Don't tempt me, I will never betray, absolutely!!!"

As if he had expected his answer, Dadalia smiled on his handsome face.

"I guessed that you would say that a long time ago. If you become a colleague, you can no longer fight to your heart's content. That would be too boring."

The young master showed a smile full of fighting desire.

To him, whether Elmes agrees or not is not a bad thing.

Elmes: (/"≡_≡)=

Then why the fuck are you recommending me? ! !

Has your brain been hit by the wild boar king?

What a strange duck...

Elmes & Zhongli: Indifferent Face

"By the way, this is for you."

[Dadali Duck] seemed to think of something, took out a small wooden box with exquisite shape from his clothes, and threw it to Elmes casually.

Elmes took it and raised his hand to open it for a look.

The subway old man frowned as if looking at his mobile phone.

"I said I don't accept—"

"This is for you for nothing."

"what?"

After quickly eating a whole crab, the young master imitated Elmes' drinking method and poured wine into the crab shell, and said with a puzzled expression.

"This is also Her Majesty's order. Regardless of whether you accept this position or not, I will pass this gift on to you."

"It's rare to see her so interested in a stranger who just talked to her through letters. What did you talk to her about? But only you know about the letters you wrote, and you can throw them away if you don't want them."

Elmes twitched his face, shaking the small wooden box with a helpless expression.

"Throw it away? You are ashamed to say it, this is not garbage that can be thrown around casually. Is it possible that fools are so rich?"

"Of course not, but since it's your own, you have the right to handle it yourself."

Elmes looked at the small wooden box with meaningful eyes.

Free things are the most expensive, he still understands this truth.

But after a quick thought, he put the thing away.

Although it is indeed useless to him, it is not completely worthless.

This is a [chip] that may come in handy in the future.

"Alright, alright, now that the business is over, we should start the next round of competition."

Dadalia smiled and clapped his hands.

Several waiters directly brought a half-meter-large wine barrel over.

Zhong Li showed an expected expression.

Elmes: o((*^▽^*))o

Elmes immediately forgot what happened just now, and the purple pupils seemed to be twinkling with stars.

"The outcome is 4:5, I will not lose to you this time."

He even defeated Fengshen, so he couldn't win a wallet, even if it was made by Maozi.

"Is Mr. Zhongli coming too?"

Zhong Li shook his head and nodded again.

Forget it, the shock he received tonight was too great, he still needs to calm down.

The three picked up the filled wine and looked at each other with smiles.

"cheers!!!!"

———Three hours later———

Seeing the four people lying on the ground or on the table in a mess, Zhong Li sighed helplessly.

In the end, I was the one who cleaned up the mess...

Hey hey.jpg

----small theater----

Elmes: The first small theater after it was put on the shelves~~ I am your favorite Elmes (*^▽^*).

Elmes: This is——

Son: Good evening, everyone.ヾ(^▽^*)))

Elmes:......

Elmes: Who the hell are you!What about Ying? ! !

Son: Oh, she is on her menstrual period today, so she asked me to lead the class.

Elmes: Period?

Elmes: Huh? !How many years of blood has she shed?It could fill a pool.

Young Master: Uh——friendship reminds you to shut up, she said she will watch the recording when she comes back...

Chapter 71: Occasionally review the past in dreams (5/24)

Had a dream.

A warm dream about the past.

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The nuns of the church sang sacred and high-pitched carols.

The enthusiastic wind blows past, and the windmill chrysanthemums growing on the side rotate freely.

Dressed in neat armor, led by a tall man, a group of knights bowed their heads and saluted.

In front of them were white tombstones. Standing in front of a new tombstone that had just been erected, Falga, the Grand Master of the Knights, said solemnly.

"Today, we lost another comrade in arms."

"Lockmes August, the vice-captain of the first team of the Knights. So far, he has been with us for nearly 20 years and has made great contributions to this city."

There were suppressed sobs from the crowd.

Of course.

He was an amiable and amiable old man, kind, brave and friendly. He was a model of knights and one of his important friends of Falja.

But instead of crying, he cried out in a passionate voice.

"This man loved Mond deeply, and in the end he entrusted his life to Mond's future. He gave his life to protect Mond's child. Until the last moment, he carried out the virtues of knights."

"He died as honorably as he once lived. So at this funeral—"

"Don't bid farewell to this knight with tears."

The wind of freedom blows to Mond.

The North Wind Knight raised his right hand in salute to the tombstone.

There was a smile on his face.

A sad but respectful smile.

"Let us bid him farewell with respect."

"Western Wind Knights, all salute!!!"

The high-pitched hymn gradually fell silent, and even the wind of freedom quieted down at this moment.

As if mourning the loss of yet another Guardian for Mond.

The high-flying doves shed their white feathers.

May the wind god bless you.

May the hero's soul return to the embrace of God.

"The first team... go and say goodbye."

Falga waved his hand.

Several knights came out and bowed deeply.

Those were the man's comrades-in-arms in the past. They also had tears on their faces, but they also had smiles on their faces.

"You bastard! How can you die in this way, bastard... Remember it for me. If we can meet again in the sky in the future, you can wash my face and wait for me." !"

A bouquet of pure white Cecilias was presented, his favorite flower.

"Idiot, why can't you value yourself more than others, and there will be people who will feel sad because of your life, you bastard... You made your buddies cry."

There stood a bottle of cheap dandelion wine, which he used to drink.

"Hmph, I knew that you, a fool, would not live long, and this is really effective. It's the same as what I said, people who put their faith above their lives will not end well—so, you just Can't you live a good life and slap me in the face? Stupid... idiot..."

Liyue's Miwowo exudes heat and the sweet smell of malt in the wind.

"Drink well, eat well, laugh well, and finally...sleep well."

Falga put his hand on the tombstone and spoke softly.

"My friend (my friend)."

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