[Equipment failed, please do not pretend]
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!"
Ying: o(*≧д≦)︵┻━┻
I'm so mad! ! !
"Is your dick system not capable of exploding useful things at all, and I'm the host, okay?!"
Seeing the crazy traveler pounding his head on the floor, Keli asked cautiously.
"Brother Elmes, did Keli do something wrong?"
Elmes was slightly stunned for a moment, and after humming softly, a rare gentle smile slowly appeared on his face.
He gently stroked Decley's head, making her look like a relaxed cat.
"No, that is a gift prepared by the sister of the honorary knight, thank her after drinking the coconut milk."
Elmes stood up happily, and held the traveler's hand with a smile, begging for something in her palm.
Ying looked at him pitifully, begging not to take away her last dignity.
Elmes laughed twice, his monster-like squinted eyes opened a crack, and his purple eyes exuded an extremely cold and evil light.
"Can you give me the unused children's toys? Aunt Traveler!"
Ying: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
No way!At least on the outside she is just an underage girl!
Ying, who still felt that her heart had been stabbed severely, could only let go of her hand in pain.
"Kelly, give me your hand."
"Brother Elmes, what is this ring for?"
"With this ring in Keli, you don't have to worry about getting sick. It's a very powerful prop. You should thank the traveler mother-in-law who can no longer be called an aunt over there."
Elmes smiled brightly.
This child really doesn't need to worry him, and he finally doesn't have to worry about not being able to explain to Ms. Alice in the future.
Thanks for the blessings from the old traveler.
The moment the ring was put on the finger, it disappeared, leaving only a faint golden trace. It really deserved to be the creation of the gods.
Ying witnessed all this happen.
Suddenly feel ashamed.
At this time, Elmes finally opened the letter sent by Keli. If this kind of letter paper still has a format, it should be from the editorial department.
3 minutes later--
He tossed the letter aside with a look of boredom.
It's really boring to ask him to participate in some kind of award competition. He is very busy fishing every day. Although going to a foreign country for vacation is not unacceptable, but Dao's wife is too troublesome.
I always feel that I may be approached by a big sister who knows how to make a knife, and then fall into a boring script of pretending to be coercive and anti-killing.
As a feminist, he doesn't mind it, but he doesn't like it either.
There was also one related to the oath of the grand master, so...
So don't go, absolutely don't go.
There are dozens of such invitations a year instead of hundreds. At the beginning, writing was just to make money or spread ideas, but later because I wrote a lot, it intensified.
In addition, he had a sense of mystery because he couldn't reveal his identity due to personal reasons, so he was given the title of God for no reason.
This is really troublesome, he suspects that if he reveals his identity, a lot of people may die directly in this world......
But the current Daozuma should have opened the eye hunting order, and in that closed state of the country, he can still call him an outsider.
This Yaedo seems to have some ability behind it, and it should play a key role in the rice wife plot.
Elmes took out his phone and glanced at Yuanshin 2.0, which was being downloaded, and tilted his head thoughtfully.
I have to find time to go through the story first...
However, troublesome things like the main mission have nothing to do with fish-fishing monsters like him, and the blond tool man lying on the ground will naturally solve them in the future.
Isn't the protagonist such a convenient thing?
but......
Elmes glanced at Ying who was downcast because of bad luck.
Supporting his face with his palms and thinking for a long time, he finally sighed helplessly.
He stepped forward and patted the traveler on the shoulder.
"fluorescent."
"Why? I want to be quiet."
Elmes handed her the letter in his hand casually.
After reading it, Ying's eyes widened, she turned her head and tugged at the corner of his clothes.
"Are you going to Dao Wife?"
"wrong."
"Oh, why don't you tell me..."
Elmes suddenly stretched out a finger to cover her lips.
He said something unusual with a fairly ordinary expression and tone.
"It's you and me going to Dao Wife."
fluorescent:............
"Is today April Fool's Day?"
"There is no April Fool's Day in Tewat... Maybe there is in Dongguo."
Ying slowly stood up in a duck sitting position, and rubbed her face vigorously to confirm the facts.
Then he asked calmly.
"Such a sudden invitation? Is there any special reason? For example, you want to watch Thor draw his sword?"
Elmes sneered disdainfully and spread his hands.
"Don't think of me so wretchedly, it's for Thor's sake——no, it's for you."
"If you, motherfucker, can't say anything, it sounds quite romantic."
Elmes waved his hand with a dry smile.
"Don't think about it too much, it's just a rare opportunity for you to drive to the new map in advance, and you can drive another rock element when you pass by Liyue. You don't have to worry about being black when you become a three-attribute."
Ying was taken aback suddenly.
"what happened?"
A strange and sly smile appeared on the girl's naive face.
She poked Elmes' left waist, and said softly that only two people could hear.
"Oh, are you caring about me?"
The joke was not concealed.
But Elmes is not a vegetarian either.
"Yes, I just care about you!"
Ying blushed because of the unexpected counterattack, and was about to continue talking...
"After all, caring for the elderly is everyone's responsibility!"
"Go to hell, you bastard!!!"
Chapter 110: Gan Yu: Wow, I burst into tears
"You, you, you—the ghost of the legendary writer?!!"
Qin quickly opened her cabinet and took out a copy of "The Just Man", which she knew she had read many times, showing a suspicious expression on life.
Because some popular elements of modern women's music were added to the original image as a selling point in order to amuse the "crispy rice cake", the sales volume of this book among female readers is inexplicably high.
Gan Yu almost dropped her jaw in shock, although as a social animal, she usually has no personal hobbies other than sleeping and working.
But the author's name is well-known no matter which country he is in.
Let's not mention these entertainment-oriented novels for now, but this person has published quite a few books on ideas and techniques beyond the times.
For example, fully plan some knowledge to form forensic science, and spread it quickly through novels, although this subject has not been accepted by ordinary people here in Mengde Liyue.
However, Xumi and Fontaine are very popular.
Super fast writing speed and extremely high quality, even if the detectives work hard, they can't find any information about the author. The other party seems to be a ghost that does not exist in the world just like its pseudonym.
The only way to get in touch is to send a letter to his illustrator, the equally mysterious Pokémon.
It is such a god-like legendary author, and one day you suddenly told me that he is such a knight under the age of 20, with a messy life and a terrible personality? ! !
Qin: I can't accept JPG
"How did you do it? Could it be that you copied all the manuscripts from somewhere?"
Elmes: ......... (turns head)
"Hey, why did you suddenly turn your head and be silent! You wouldn't—"
"Calm down, those are all written by me, word by word, and I'll post them!"
Although I didn't think about it myself...
But at any rate, he also made an adaptation in line with the social environment, and it is no problem to be regarded as a second creation in terms of classification.
Elmes clapped his hands vigorously to wake up the two people from their trance, and said with a crooked smile.
"I haven't taken a long vacation in the past year and a half. According to the rules and regulations of the Knights Order, it should be passed."
Qin took out another notepad from the cabinet and opened it, still sighing in a daze.
"Well, but isn't your usual life no different from a vacation? Plus your identity——"
In case Elmes starts troubles in neighboring countries, Namond will face diplomatic pressure again.
Although Daozuma, who is now in a closed state, has basically been sealed diplomatically.
Even hundreds of kilometers of sea can't get through.
But after all, at this stage, one thing more is worse than one thing less.
Elmes: Why the premise that I'm going to get in trouble?
"Don't worry~~ I will dress up, and I won't implicate you."
But Jean was still worried.
Elmes added something upon seeing this.
"By the way, the traveler will go with me too."
"what?!!"
Piano: ∑( ̄□ ̄;)
A man and a woman go to a foreign country...
hiss~hiss——
When did Elmes poke off the best Chinese cabbage used by the Zephyr Knights?
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