People in Mond, arrogant sun, not hated

"Hahaha???(???*), can you ask me for nothing? My dear Miss Yuhengxing, I am very busy talking."

The purple hair is combed into neat double ponytails, and the hair on the top of the head is tied like two cat ears or bamboo shoots. She is wearing a well-made purple dress. She looks about the same size as Elmes, with a figure But it's astonishingly good.

"Busy? A guy who travels when his country is most short of manpower is not qualified to say this. In short, you have to solve the matter for me today."

The engraving master showed an extremely oppressive sharp eyes, and patted the 5cm thick document in his hand in front of Elmes.

These are all the things that Elmes has done in Liyue in the past two years. 30% of them are because of legal loopholes, 20% are because they are full and have nothing to do, and 50% are due to various means. Report after playing with the masses.

Although they are all trivial matters, as a professional relationship householder, he easily solved most of his worries with his witty "mind" (threat of cheating and abducting).

Obviously others didn't care about it, but this Yu Hengxing with cat ears on his head bit him like a hungry and crazy dog.

He wants to solve everything...he just can't figure it out.

How could someone be so bored and choose to do such a thankless thing.

I always feel that values ​​​​and outlook on life are completely opposed to each other.

Keqing: Advocate 996, focus on work, improve yourself, and put an end to laziness and fishing.

Hermes: What is a job?Why work?People will die if they don't touch fish, put an end to hard work and refueling.

Keqing: Adhere to the law, finish today’s work, bear the brunt of suffering and set an example.

Ermes: Fanatics in France, today's work will be over tomorrow, I will enjoy my blessings, and I will die if I have a hard time.

Ke Qing:......

Elmes: Hey.

For Keqing, the existence of Elmes is special.

He perfectly interpreted Keqing's negative teaching material for the new era of human beings, and he used this as a mirror to strengthen her determination to improve the system.

She couldn't understand, is the government of the neighboring country really so free?It is really incomprehensible that such a person can become one of the high-level management institutions.

"and--"

Keqing suddenly took out her big sword, and inserted it directly into the table in front of Elmes, showing a terrifying look like looking at a dead person.

"Don't think I'll forget about the previous incident."

Elmes still had a casual expression on his face, he opened the envelope to check, and said with some forgetfulness.

"Which thing are you talking about... oh~ what happened to that thing? By the way, I helped you that time, and what you are doing now is repaying your kindness with revenge!"

"what?"

The purple thunder light made the hair of the people around stand up due to static electricity, Ke Qing tried hard to suppress the anger in her heart so that she would not growl.

Accurate's face was dyed a bit red from embarrassment.

"Help me? You use this!!!"

She slapped a small notebook on the table forcefully.

Elmes' eyes widened.

"Oh, mygod, my rock king, you still carry your notebook with you?"

"Brilliant!"

He picked up the small photocopied notebook with eyes full of nostalgia.

I remembered something from the past.

At that time, during dinner, I heard that because Keqing's workplace environment was too harsh, a group of people were directly taken away by others, and an important work was affected and could not be carried out.

According to the investigation, it seems that there are relatives behind her who want to get Qixing's position from this young girl.

At that time, Elmes was planning to think of a way to make the other party owe a favor because she was too annoying, so he took this matter as the starting point to start his action.

The forces behind it are not worth mentioning under the absolute power of the sun, but in terms of manpower, it cannot be solved by violence.

What was lacking at the time were energetic males.

If you want to replenish your manpower, you must have the temptation to defeat 996.

After consulting with practicing legal staff, it took him 10 minutes to come up with a solution.

At that time, the rights of reputation and portrait were not perfect, and it was OK to change the name and hair color... In this way, the strict management now may be due to him.

So he came up with a rather inhuman method, painting, coloring and printing out propaganda——

So a few days later...

Hundreds of people rushed directly to Keqing's side, and even people from some places directly rebelled.

Although it is almost impossible to realize the real possibility, men understand everything.

Ke Qing was still very surprised at the time, seeing hundreds of people was very moved, and the manpower was overwhelming, and the immediate task was relieved.

Until I accidentally discovered this a few months later...

Keqing: I can't understand it, but I was greatly shocked.

I didn't understand it at first, but I just felt a little weird so I watched it a few more times.

She read the twenty-page small book more than ten times in a row, and finally found that the person on it seemed to be a bit like her.

Ke Qing:? ? ! ! ! !

Finally, I hurriedly opened the author's signature.

There are four English words written in chic English on it.

ARMS.

Ke Qing:......

As for after the incident, Ermes thought he had successfully invited the other party to dinner, but was finally chased and killed by Yu Hengxing from Liyue Port to Jue Yun Jian by the enraged Yu Heng Xing.

That's another story.

Chapter 115 Eight, [-]: People who don't realize their mistakes are the scariest

Elmes tilted his head.

"So...you want me to help you with the second part?"

"Why did you come to such a conclusion!!!"

Keqing roared angrily, clenched her fists with blushing faces.

She thought it was her charisma that attracted the crowd, but did they all want her body?This world is too dark.

Elmes smiled crookedly, his eyes seeing through everything like a swamp fish.

"Don't care, don't care, it's different from appearance. Personality charm can only be realized after talking and getting to know each other for a long time. In the large-scale personnel selection, there must be some people who stay because of the latter."

Keqing's body trembled again, and she clenched her fists tightly.

It was because this trick really worked that she felt angry.

"That's true...but you think the method—"

Before he finished speaking, he was directly interrupted by Ermes.

"Xiao Qingqing, you have to understand that in this day and age, people may not listen to your overly serious stuff, but at least some of your unserious stuff can make people feel weird, and then take a second look."

Ke Qing was stunned for a moment.

Although these words sound like nonsense, they do seem to make sense when you think about it carefully.

but......

"Don't call me Xiaoqingqing!!!"

What the hell kind of name is that!

Elmes turned his head and looked at Keli, who was a little dazed, and the traveler and Paimon who looked at him with the eyes of you who committed a crime, stood up and coughed lightly two or three times.

"Then Master Niu Mi, I have something to do here, so I'll leave first, and you can play by yourself."

"What the hell is Master Niuza?! And do you think you can leave if you want? Don't treat me like a kid who has nothing to do with adults! Although I have the lowest qualifications in the seven stars, I am not young!"

Elmes: Oh~~

Looking down, he revealed a sharp look.

"Yo Hou, in terms of universal rationality, it's really not small."

After staring at him for three seconds, Keqing finally realized who he was talking about.

His face flushed even more.

"Look you bastard—"

Elmes quickly stretched out a finger to press her lips, his expression was extremely sharp and handsome, but the words he spit out were vulgar to the point of obscenity.

"Shh~ don't say such nasty words, there are still children here, if you keep arguing...be careful I rub your [哗哗]!"

Keqing: Huh?

Ugh?

Ugh? ?

Ugh? ? ?

What is this guy talking about...

Hearing the words that the brain couldn't understand, Ke Qing's eyes widened and he was stunned.

"Rub you until you are as big as Ningguang, until you cry, understand?"

His painting style became masculine and sharp in an instant, as if there was the strongest figure on the ground behind him.

Elmes nodded solemnly, saying that the other party stretched out his hand stiffly and patted Keqing's little head like a policeman warning the prisoner.

Turning around and leaving the back is so chic...

Then, before she could react, he quickly gave the traveler a look.

slip away~ slip away~

Two seconds later, Elmes disappeared directly from the sight of the naked eye.

Ah Qing, who finally came to her senses, trembled all over her body. She patted her head in a daze, the thunder element flickered all over her body, and her eyes turned red in an instant.

"Ai-er-ma-s!!!"

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After teasing the cats on the side of the road a little, Elmes looked refreshed.

But in the next second.

An iron fist of justice descended from the sky.

"Depend on!"

Ying stood behind him and retracted her fist.

She looked at him with rather subtle eyes, which were inexplicably cold.

"Hey, what have you been up to?"

Elmes covered his head with dead fish eyes.

"I didn't do anything either?"

Hello, can't you? ! !

Ying stuck her waist upright.

"To actually draw a book for a young girl who is in puberty, this is simply not a human thing, it is too much!"

Paimon also nodded.

"That's right, I think you should be hacked a few times by that Miss Keqing."

Elmes: ━┳━━┳━

Elmes put his hand into his clothes, took out the small notebook he had just delivered and said with some hesitation.