Wife strategy plan

Master Sanzang didn't care about the Buddhist rules and precepts at all, and ate large pieces of meat, and even asked the head of Sanqianliu for some sweet medicinal wine, saying that it would relieve fatigue.

It completely subverted Sanqianliu's inherent impression of Tang Seng as a character.

Seeing Director Sanqianliu staring at him dumbfounded, Master Sanzang was a little embarrassed, with meat stuffed in his mouth, he muttered an explanation.

"The benefactor doesn't need to make a fuss. The poor monk is a serious Buddhist, and he doesn't mean to be fake or shoddy."

If you can put down the big drumstick in your hand, this statement still has some credibility, now!

If Sanqianliu hadn't seen an image similar to this Master Sanzang in a krypton gold mobile game in his previous life, he would probably have labeled her a liar.

Seeing that the suspicious look on Sanqianliu's face disappeared, Master Sanzang swallowed the jujube and the meat in his mouth, and the Buddha's light of saving all sentient beings appeared on his face, showing a bit of compassion.

"The Buddha specially set ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships on the poor monk's way westward to learn scriptures. The wine and meat passed through his intestines. This is also one of the tests of the Buddha. The poor monk should face the test head-on."

The wine and meat passed through the intestines, but the Buddha kept it in his heart. It seems that Master Sanzang has penetrated the true meaning of Buddhism... no wonder!

Director Sanqianliu thinks that she has a set of principles, and it's not just to satisfy her desire for words.

Could it be that Master Sanzang changed his direction of becoming a Buddha, intending to learn from his predecessor Kiara Sashoin, and become a demonic Bodhisattva who gives charity in the body?

Looking at Master Sanzang's humble figure, Director Sanqianliu thought maliciously.

These speculations are not important, the most urgent thing is to ask how Master Sanzang came to the city of Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty.

"The story of the master has been famous for thousands of years, but in this era, you should have become a Buddha, why are you still a westward traveler? Even if you are a road idiot, you will not get lost and come to Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty?"

At the beginning of listening to Sanqianliu's words of praise, Master Sanzang was a little smug, but after listening to it, his face became more and more sad, like a little beast that was abandoned by others, as if it was about to cry.

"This is still the Buddha's test for the poor monk. Originally, it was just to go to the West to obtain the scriptures after going through hardships. Now the hardships along the Silk Road have become the sufferings of the world's reincarnation."

Thinking of the hardships he had suffered in these years, Master Sanzang rubbed his teary eyes, and he did not look like an eminent monk at all, just like a crybaby.

Such a real image of Master Sanzang made Director Sanqianliu suspect that this is not a virtual character in the illusion of mirage beads, but the real Master Sanzang who strayed into the illusion.

Hearing Master Sanzang talk about the tribulations of reincarnation in the world, Director Sanqianliu suddenly had a question in his mind.

"Master, dare to say, in the world you have gone through all kinds of hardships, is there a money-making organization named 'Chaldea'?"

"Hey! Donor, you also know Chaldea, but Chaldea is not a money-making organization?"

Master Sanzang was a little confused when she heard the word "pit money". She remembered that Chaldea was a guarantee institution for human existence.

"Almost, almost."

Once upon a time, Sanqianliu Chief Director was also a Emperor Jia, but Master Sanzang also drew other cards crookedly, and he was somewhat indifferent.

But when the real Master Sanzang appeared in front of Sanqianliu Chief Director, he apologized for his shallow self. Master Sanzang deserves a 518.

This slender and healthy jade legs, this magnanimous mind, this humble figure, not to mention that Master Sanzang is still the best red card in Kali. If you can't buy a 518, you will suffer a loss, and you won't be fooled.

I just don’t know whether the Master Sanzang in front of me has experienced Chapter 6, the Bull Demon King’s activities, or both.

"According to the meaning of the master, your coming to Hangzhou City is also an ordeal arranged by the Buddha?"

"Exactly, the benefactor is very wise, why don't you convert to Buddhism!"

Master Sanzang looked more and more at Sanqianliu's director, especially the good dishes he cooked, so he started thinking of recruiting disciples.

"Wait, master, I have already married a wife, the world of mortals is not yet clean, my six sense organs are not pure, and it is difficult to enter the Buddha's eyes, please forgive me!"

According to the order of first come, first come first, Sanqianliu Chief Director is still the Son of God under the Western Biblical God System, how could he go to Buddhism, even the useless angel Gabriel at home would not agree.

Of course, it is not impossible to consider if you just throw yourself into the arms of Master Sanzang and do not join Buddhism.

Master Sanzang heard the words, closed his eyes and recited a few lines of Buddhist scriptures silently, then looked at Director Sanqianliu with a gentle face and said.

"Almsgiver, you have a predestined relationship with the Buddha, you can forget about the past and become my Buddhist disciple."

"No, master, Buddhism is poor, and a fool like me who is greedy for pleasure will not go to Buddhism to join in the fun."

Director Sanqianliu repeatedly waved his hands, rejecting Master Sanzang's proposal of accepting disciples.

When Master Sanzang made up his mind to accept disciples, no one could escape "fate". Gudazi, Oyo Tengta, and King David were all victims.

Seeing Sanqianliu's refusal, Master Sanzang did not give up, and planned to attack in other areas.

"The poor monk saw the evil spirit raging around the benefactor, and he must have been deceived by the monster. In order to understand and save the benefactor, the poor monk stayed at the benefactor's house for a few days."

The head of Sanqianliu was entangled by the two snake monsters, Suzuki Tomoko and Kuroba Chikage, at ease, enjoying pleasure and pleasure, and had no plans to escape from the sea of ​​suffering.

Moreover, he needed to continue to work hard to get out of the Mirage Realm. How could Master Sanzang subdue Suzuki Tomoko and Kuroba Chikage? He hurriedly dissuaded him.

"Master, it's absolutely impossible. I already know that my wife is a thousand-year-old snake demon, but so what, we really love each other, and our views are beyond ordinary things."

Sanqianliu's words almost choked to death the voracious Master Sanzang, wanting to enlighten him.

"Benefactor, monsters have different paths. Even if you and your monster lady really love each other, even if the poor monk doesn't intervene, there will be other righteous people who will hinder this relationship. It is difficult for this relationship to end well."

Master Sanzang tactfully dissuaded Sanqianliu Director-General not to bang his head against the wall, because the species are different between humans and demons, and it is difficult to maintain a relationship.

Lifespan is the biggest obstacle between humans and demons.

Director Sanqianliu thought to himself that he had become the child of God, and he didn't know how long his lifespan would be, but he should be almost the same as the snake demon.

And he doesn't need to stay with Tomoko Suzuki and Chikage Kuroba for a hundred years in the mirage illusion. According to the strength of the recent replenishment of magic and the progress of Chikage Kuroba, they can recover their memories in about two or three years. The identity of "The Legend of the White Snake" returns to reality.

It is inconvenient to discuss these private matters with Master Sanzang in detail, and Director Sanqianliu can only refute her from other aspects.

"Master's words are wrong! Ask what love is in the world, and teach life and death! The relationship between my wife and I will not be shaken by foreign things."

The director of Sanqianliu said categorically that he taught a lesson to Master Sanzang who didn't understand love.

"Idiot! Idiot!"

Master Sanzang doesn't understand love, and he has no position to refute the love between the Sanqianliu chief minister and his wife, and even a little envious of such feelings.

However, as an eminent monk, she still has her own persistence, and she cannot give up a fresh life because of Sanqianliu's obsession.

If humans and demons get entangled for too long, there will be many strange complications, which are difficult for human beings to bear.

Master Sanzang liked Sanqianliu Chief Director very much, and didn't want to see him die unexpectedly, so he suggested a compromise.

"Benefactor, what you say is useless. Poor monk, I have never met your wife, so I have no way of knowing your love, but presumably you have never seen your wife's real body. If you can accept your wife's monster body, The poor monk has nothing to say and gives up meddling in your love life."

If you want to experience reincarnation in the world of Master Sanzang, you have to go to modern society, and there is a set of small words.

"If you can't accept the benefactor, then the poor monk will help the benefactor out of the sea of ​​suffering."

"Of course, what the master said is true. To love someone is to love all of her. I agree with your test, master."

As Alaya's choice of the crown cavalry rank, the Sanqianliu headmaster must be a ten thousand cavalry in the future, if he dare not even face a mere white snake, let alone "Undead Scourge" Sylvanas, " Goddess of Creation" Popetua, "Supreme Mother Goddess" Shab Nicholas...these are grotesque Raiders characters.

The head of Sanqianliu wants to prove to Master Sanzang the great love across species.

But he has one small request.

"It's just Master, if I directly turn my lady into a snake shape, I can't communicate with her. After witnessing our relationship, if there is no way to resolve the misunderstanding, it will be a problem. Why don't you cast the spell lightly and let her keep it?" Part of the human form, you can communicate with me."

"As it should be."

Master Sanzang took out a bottle of pink potion from his broad chest and handed it to Chief Sanqianliu.

"This is realgar wine. If it's a bottle, it's guaranteed to make your lady show her original shape. If it's half a bottle, it can guarantee a half-human, half-demon form, and I can communicate with you."

Chapter 389

Holding a bottle of pink realgar wine in his hand, Sanqianliu Souji felt that something was wrong.

Ordinary realgar wine is amber in color, so why did Master Sanzang take out a coquettish pink color from the murder weapon pocket, and the vessel Sanqianliu Zongsi was a little familiar with, as if he had seen it somewhere.

"Master, are you sure this is realgar wine?"

Hearing Sanqianliu's questioning, Master Sanzang blushed pretty and spoke firmly.

"This is indeed realgar wine. When the poor monk was practicing in Chaldea, he met a few like-minded friends and worked together to transform the realgar wine. The medicinal power is softer, so the color is a little pink. Donor, you can safely drink it for your wife."

As he spoke, he held up three fingers, full of cuteness.

"If you don't believe it, the poor monk can still swear to prove the authenticity of the realgar wine."

"Of course I believe in Master Sanzang's character, but this realgar wine is far from ordinary, so I have doubts." Sanqianliu Chief Director grabbed Master Sanzang's slender hand and let her understand his heart. "Master, after you explained it, I realized how different it is."

"In this case, the benefactor can use it with confidence and complete the test."

Master Sanzang did not resent the closeness of Chief Sanqianliu, and was even a little greedy for the temperature from the parts where he was in contact with himself, allowing him to play.

"Master, you call me a benefactor, I feel a bit out of place, why don't you just call me by my name, Director."

"It makes sense, then you don't have to call me Master, you can just call me Xuanzang."

Calling their names directly, Sanqianliu Director General and Master Sanzang felt that their relationship with each other became closer.

"By the way, Xuanzang, if there is a test, I'm afraid you can't stay at my house, otherwise my wife will be vigilant when she sees you, an eminent monk, and it will be bad to prepare in advance."

The director general of Sanqianliu knew that before Master Sanzang stayed in the Baoantang, it would be a matter of self-destruction, so he suggested.

"Xuanzang, before my full test, go to the nearby inn to stay for a few days, and wait for me and my wife to pass the test, and then bring you back."

Master Sanzang thought about it after hearing the words, and it was true, but he still said reluctantly.

"Okay! But the poor monk is not used to the food in the inn. I hope you can cook more dishes for the poor monk in the past few days."

Looking at the clean dinner plate, Sanqianliu Director felt that Master Sanzang wanted to accept him as an apprentice, probably because he was thinking about his cooking skills, rather than accepting disciples for Buddhism.

"Xuanzang, you are my guest, so of course I have to take good care of you. Since the food in the inn is not to your liking, I will deliver it to you every day."

"Really! That's great, you are such a great man, Chief."

Inexplicably, Sanqianliu's chief executive got a good person card because of his superb cooking skills.

When it comes to cooking skills, Director Sanqianliu wants to talk more about Jiali's situation with Master Sanzang.

"Xuanzang, since you have a better appetite, why don't you stay in Chaldea for a while. I remember there are many chefs there."

"Although the food cooked by the Chaldean chefs is delicious, it does not suit the pauper monk's appetite."

The Sanqianliu chief thought about the situation in Chaldea carefully, and it was true.

Master Sanzang is a flower grower, and the huge Chaldea does not have a heroic spirit who is good at growing flowers and cooking. It is normal that she is not used to eating.

Master Sanzang was full of wine and food, and after chatting with Director Sanqianliu for a while, he was sent to a nearby inn to rest.

There is no way, Sanqianliu's chief executive is also afraid that she and his wife Tomoko Suzuki will meet unexpectedly and cause unnecessary trouble.

The inn is very close to the security hall of Sanqianliu Headquarters, and within a few steps, Master Sanzang was sent to him.

After setting her up, the Sanqianliu headmaster strode home. As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw Suzuki Tomoko and Kuroba Chikage who had just returned from shopping. He secretly rejoiced that Xuanzang was sent to the inn earlier, otherwise it would have been a fierce battle. fighting method.

However, judging from Master Sanzang's entry resume, it is more likely to fight hand-to-hand with Tomoko Suzuki than to compete in spells.

"You idiot..."

Kuroba Chikage ran over angrily, and as soon as he called out the nickname for Sanqianliu, his face changed, realizing that he was not alone, and his sister Tomoko Suzuki was still behind, she would not give Sanqianliu any face, but also To give my sister face.So the topic changed, and even the tone and demeanor changed accordingly, woman!It is worthy of being a face-changing master.

"Brother-in-law!"

Holding the hand of Chief Sanqianliu, Chikage Kuroba coquettishly said affectionately, as if she really looked like a sister-in-law.

"Why did you go? The ingredients prepared by my sister have also been used up. Could it be that you have raised another woman behind your back?"

With a hidden knife in her smile, Chikage Kuroba seemed to be fighting for her sister, but it was actually her own true thoughts.

"Xiaoqing! What are you talking about? Mr. Xiang is such a person."

Tomoko Suzuki came up from behind, quietly pushed Chikage Kuroba away, took her place, and then gently straightened the collar of Sanqianliu, speaking softly.

Since ancient times, soft knives have been the most terrifying, especially women's soft knives. Suzuki Tomoko's gentleness is the softness that Sanqianliu can't escape in his life.

Suzuki Tomoko is a delicate person. She had already noticed about her husband-in-law and sister, but she just turned a blind eye and didn't want to show the majesty of the palace and hurt the harmony of the family.

If a vixen from outside interferes, then don't blame Tomoko Suzuki, the thousand-year-old snake demon, for being rude, and pick up his fierce side to defend his love.

"Don't be guessing, it's a former friend from my hometown who came to Hangzhou to pay a special visit to me. It happened that she was hungry on the way, so I cooked a meal for her. There is nothing special about it."

The general manager of Sanqianliu spoke righteously, although what he said was the truth, it was a vague truth. Such half-truths and half-false statements are the most confusing.

Although Suzuki Tomoko and Kuroba Chikage were still a little skeptical, they still believed in Sanqianliu Souji. After all, he had never deceived them before.

Therefore, it is very important to have a good impression, and stereotypes are not necessary.

"It's just that the lady is suffering, and I need to prepare the dishes for the evening."

Chief Sanqianliu grabbed Tomoko Suzuki's catkin and patted it lightly, as if to comfort him.

"What did Xianggong say? Washing and cooking are originally my pleasure. I'm afraid that I won't treat your friends well, Xianggong."