I, Brother Invincible, join the chat group

Therefore, he always wanted to change his group nickname, but unfortunately he couldn't find a way.

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Oh? You said this, I don't know about the Queen, anyway, I saw my nickname changed when I woke up the Queen."

Zhang Chulan, walking the bird under the moon: "Isn't it? Are you sure you didn't lie to me?"

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Walking the bird, although I am the queen, I will not lie to you about this matter. What do you think of the queen?" It was a joy."

Golden retriever defeated dog Ying Lili: "Hey, I'm so happy for nothing, I really want to change this nickname too! Woooooo..." Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Hey, it's just a group of nicknames, as for that?" Golden retriever The defeated dog Ying Lili: "No, you don't understand people's hearts at all..."

Demon Queen Liangbing: "Nonsense, this queen is a devil, and she is best at deceiving people. Who said that I don't understand people's hearts? Stand up!" Godzilla, the king of monsters: "This Godzilla said you don't understand People's hearts, what's the matter? You're defeated!" Su Han erupted immediately, and taunted Liang Bing severely.

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Damn it, it turns out that you, the fat monster, are not dead yet!" Godzilla, the King of Monsters: "Hehe, even if you die, even Godzilla doesn't necessarily die!"

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Bichi, if you have the ability to fight the queen one-on-one, what kind of a guy is you if you only talk in groups?" Godzilla, the king of monsters: "I'm sorry, Godzilla is a monster. Not a good guy." Demon Queen Liang Bing: "..."

Zhang Chulan: "Brother, do you know why the queen's nickname changes?"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "You have to ask her about this. Ask her whether she is dressed as the Demon Queen Morgana or as Liang Bing." Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Queen, I am now dressed as Liang Bing ,What's wrong?"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "That's all right? She is Liang Bing now, so it's only natural that the group's nickname has changed." Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "Okay... so reluctant to explain." Zhang Chulan looked at Su Han's explanation made him feel a little speechless.

But if you think about it carefully, what brother always said makes sense.

Because it's no secret that this guy has two names, the Demon Queen.

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "." Liang, Liang, have you been beaten by Keisha recently? "

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Bichi, who are you calling? Who allowed you to call me the Queen, A Liang? You have to call me Your Majesty the Queen." Godzilla, the King of Monsters: "Okay, Xiao Liang." Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Fake One-"

In the world of super gods, Liang Bing looked at Su Han's address to her, and her chest was about to explode. At the same time, she was a little suspicious of life. Is this guy her nemesis?

Otherwise, since joining the group, she's always been annoyed by this guy, even Kesha's bitch has never made her so angry.

Su Han could imagine Leng Bing's distraught look at this time, and when he was about to tease her again, Uncle Jiu, who was almost always diving, suddenly erupted.

Maoshan Taoist Uncle Jiu: "I want to ask, the [Enhancement Function] in the group, can it strengthen the magic weapon?

Recently, a few very powerful ghosts have appeared here, which is very troublesome!If I can strengthen my magic weapon, I'm sure I can deal with them. "Walking Birds under the Moon" Zhang Chulan: "Uncle Jiu, are there many ghosts in your world?" "

Maoshan Taoist Jiushu: "Hey, there were not many ghosts when the world was not chaotic. But now that the chaos has come, all kinds of evildoers have started to stir up trouble, so ghosts have become more and more." Zhang Chu, a bird walking under the moon Lan: "I haven't strengthened weapons or anything, so I don't know if I can strengthen magic weapons."

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Don't worry, Godzilla has tried it. The strengthening function is very powerful, and everything can be strengthened. If any of you have bad kidneys, you can also spend points to strengthen it." Reaper Primary school student Conan: "Can you strengthen your kidneys? Zhang Chulan is ecstatic!"

Zhang Chulan, walking the bird under the moon: "Fuck you, my kidneys are so good, I don't need strengthening at all."

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "So powerful? I wonder if I can strengthen the Queen's divine body again, so that I can hang and beat Kesha the Queen." Liang Bing looked at the detailed introduction of [Enhancement Function] (Li Wangzhao), A trace of fire flashed in his eyes.

Then, she found that she seemed to have no points, and she was immediately discouraged.

"Bichi, Queen, I actually don't have any points? It's all because of that monster Fat Mansion!" Liang Bing was even more annoyed when she recalled the previous mission.

Maoshan Taoist Uncle Jiu: "By the way, I recently accepted two more apprentices. Do you think this is good or bad?" For some reason, Uncle Jiu subconsciously mentioned the matter of accepting apprentices in the group.

Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "Isn't it good to recruit more apprentices? It proves that Uncle Jiu is famous."

Conan, the god of death elementary school student: "If there are more apprentices, I shouldn't be afraid that no one will die in the future." The golden-haired defeated dog Ying Lili: "Conan, what are you talking about? Isn't this cursing the ninth uncle?" Xinyuehu Su Daji: "Little brother, it's not appropriate for you to talk like this!" At this time, the Wannian diver Su Daji also erupted.Death Elementary School Student Conan: "Okay, I said something wrong, I'm sorry, Uncle Jiu!"

It was only then that Conan remembered that with the existence of the chat group, Uncle Nine might live forever. Isn't he cursing Uncle Nine to die early by saying that?Maoshan Taoist Jiushu: "It's okay, I don't mind shaking." As a person, Jiushu would not care about such things at all.

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "If the two apprentices you accept behave strangely, for example, they know how to drink foreign tea, and often show courteousness to Ren Tingting, etc., then you have to be careful!" Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: " Brother, why is this?"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Because your two newly recruited apprentices are likely to be time-travelers or something." Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: "..." What, time-travelers?

Isn't that the extraterritorial celestial demon clearly mentioned in the group?

Thinking of the horror of the heavenly demons outside the territory, Uncle Jiu was in a bad mood.

Otherwise, let them be expelled from the division? .

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Uncle Jiu took a deep breath and managed to calm himself down.

It's okay, it's okay, although the two newly recruited apprentices are time travelers, I'm also their master after all, so there shouldn't be any major problems, right?

However, Uncle Jiu was still a little uneasy. He felt that he should do something.

Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: "@怪兽之王Godzilla, brother, I wonder if you understand my original destiny?"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "What? Do you want to be spoiled too? Shouldn't the cultivators be my fate? The so-called fate shouldn't be very important to you, right?"

Ninth Uncle: "..."

I control my own life?Boss, you think too highly of the poor.Uncle Jiu couldn't help but let out a faint sigh.

Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "Yes, Uncle Jiu, anyway, you have already joined the chat group, and your fate is basically not important in the first place."

Uncle Jiu, a Taoist from Maoshan: "Hey, I and other cultivators need to follow the trend in our practice. How can I not control my fate? What's more, you are born to support you. Why do you always go against the sky?"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "What you said is also a bit reasonable, but now that there are time-travelers in your place, the plot may have collapsed long ago, and you need to be mentally prepared, those time-travelers are basically gold fingers.

If they are lawful time travelers, you don't have to worry about anything, instead you can just lie flat.The scariest ones are those dark evil traversers, it's fine if they don't turn you into a zombie. "

Su Han couldn't help reminding the group, and then uploaded a copy of "Mr. Zombie" to the group.

Anyway, it was just a rough plot, and it didn't involve the private pictures of the group members, so Su Han uploaded it directly.

And it's a bit boring recently, so it's just a bonus for the group members to watch movies.

"Mr. Zombie"?Uncle Jiu looked at the file name and clicked to open it.

Ying Lili, a defeated golden retriever dog: "Zombie? It looks like a horror movie! I don't know if it's scary?"

Ying Lili said, and then extracted the file, and then looked at it with relish.

Conan, a primary school student of death: "Since it is a horror movie, for ordinary people, the plot must be scary. But I believe in Ke Xue and know that the plot in it is fake, so I will not be afraid at all."

Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "I'm sorry, this is what really happened at Uncle Jiu's side, so your reasoning is wrong, hot chicken detective."

Death Elementary School Student Conan: "..."

I actually forgot this one, damn Zhang Chulan!

Soon, with the support of the chat group, the group members basically finished watching the general plot.

Kung Fu A Xing: "Hahaha, Uncle Jiu, I didn't expect your two apprentices to be so tricky! What a crime you have committed!"

Uncle Jiu was also very angry after reading it, and almost wanted to expel the two tricked apprentices directly from the teacher's school.

Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "These two apprentices are really tough, Uncle Jiu, don't you consider taking in a few more new apprentices?"

Ying Lili, the golden retriever dog: "Don't say that, actually I think the two of them are okay, at least they really respect Uncle Nine."

When Uncle Jiu 567 saw Ying Lili's words, he immediately felt a little comforted. Indeed, Wencai and the others were very filial to him.

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Hahaha, the queen laughed so hard! I thought the demons under me were enough tricks, but I didn't expect your apprentice to be even worse! That Uncle Nine, right? Do you want to send them to the queen? Let me, the queen, turn them into demons, so they shouldn't cheat you." Liang Bing looked at the funny picture inside, and Hua Zhijiao/shuddered with laughter, and then came up with another bad idea.

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Come on, it's even more unreliable for them to become demons, because you are a funny demon queen." The demon queen Leng Bing: "Bichi, you fat house of monsters, disappear quickly! In the queen's sight." Liang Bing's laughter stopped abruptly, and she spoke fragrantly in the group again.

Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "Hey, it's time to trouble the queen. Although my two apprentices are unreliable, at least they work hard and know how to respect me as a master. They are much better than the two apprentices I just accepted." Monster King Godzilla: "So, your two time-traveling apprentices, shouldn't they go to Ren Tingting all day?" Run over there."

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Interesting, two traversers compete for Ren Tingting, who will win?"

Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "I'm suddenly a little curious about how beautiful Ren Tingting is. Why do those time travelers always want to date her?"

Godzilla, the King of Monsters: "Actually, that's it, but I think the two traversers desperately contacted Ren Tingting, there should be a deeper purpose, and their golden fingers are probably related to Ren Tingting." Su Han according to I have read a lot of books in my previous life, and expressed my guess in the group.

Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "Hey, no matter they are time travelers or others, as long as they don't do things that harm the heavens and justice and deceive teachers and ancestors, they will always be my apprentices." Now that Uncle Nine has accepted them as apprentices, Then he will definitely fulfill his responsibility as a master.Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "Uncle Ninth, you are such a good master, I like you."

Golden Retriever Baiqi Ying Lili: "There are really not many teachers like Uncle Jiu, so I give you my thumbs up." Lonely and empty little dragon girl: "Like Uncle Jiu!"

Uncle Jiu, Taoist of Maoshan: "Ahem, don't praise me anymore, I just did what I should do." Uncle Jiu watched the crowd praise him one after another, feeling proud and embarrassed at the same time.

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Okay, no matter what, you should be prepared first! At least you must improve your strength, otherwise you may not be able to deal with the dangers in the future." Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: "Brother It makes sense, but I've already thought of what to do. Pindao plans to use the [Strengthen] function to strengthen all the magic weapons on his body." Uncle Jiu said, and then posted three photos in the group.

(bfai)

Inside the first photo is a golden bell!

In the second photo is a yellow/color Taoist robe with Jiugong Bagua painted on it.

In the third photo is a mahogany sword.

These three things are Uncle Jiu's own life-saving magic weapon. They follow Uncle Jiu to conquer demons and slay demons, and they are stained with the blood of many demons and ghosts.

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Cut, what kind of rubbish are you? Do you want me to give you some god-killing weapons? It must be much better than your rotten wood." Liang Bing was very interested in Uncle Jiu's magic weapon at first. , but after seeing the real product, I suddenly became disappointed.

What kind of rubbish is this?Broken bells, dirty clothes, rotten wood?

Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "Thank you, Queen, for your kindness, but magic weapon doesn't care how good it is, the most important thing is that it suits you, otherwise it's not as good as a fire stick in the eyes of the poor." Walking the bird under the moon Zhang Chulan: "Did you hear that, my lord queen, Uncle Nine said that your weapon is a fire stick." Conan, the pupil of the death god: "Pass it on, Your Lady Queen uses a fire stick as a divine weapon." Godzilla, the king of monsters: "I understand, Xiaobing Love the red-hot stick!"

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Little Bitches, if you dare to talk nonsense again, I will cut your sticks off as Queen!" Zhang Chulan, the bird walking under the moon: "Hiss, take a breath." : "Hiss - take two breaths to the end." Ying Lili, a defeated golden retriever dog: "Hiss - take three breaths."

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "I said Eriri, take a breath of Jill, you don't have a stick like the two of them." The golden retriever defeated dog Eriri: "...."

Zhang Chulan, Walking Birds under the Moon: "What a fast car! It's so terrifying!"

On the other side, Uncle Jiu couldn't help sighing as he looked at the building that was getting more and more crooked. "Forget it, let me upgrade the equipment first." "First, strengthen the crouching bell."

Soon, Uncle Jiu spent a little points to activate the [Enhancement] function in the group, and then a golden light flashed, and Fu Moling was immediately upgraded by several levels, becoming a magic weapon. "I didn't expect the [enhanced] function to be so powerful! You know, even those famous sects don't have many magic weapons!" Uncle Jiu looked at the magic weapon Fu Moling, and his face flashed with excitement. "continue!"

Afterwards, Uncle Jiu calmed down and strengthened the Taoist robe and the mahogany sword one after another.

Sure enough, the Taoist robe and the mahogany sword also became magic weapons, especially the mahogany sword, the whole sword was shining golden, with the power of thunder hidden in it, which almost blinded Uncle Jiu's eyes.

"That's great! It seems that the chat group is really a great opportunity!" Uncle Jiu touched the mahogany sword a little fondly, and then couldn't help but want to pretend to be aggressive in the group.

Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "Everyone, the [Enhancement] function in the group is too powerful! I have already upgraded all three magic weapons, and they have successfully become powerful magic weapons!" sent it up.Maoshan Taoist Uncle Jiu: "What do you think?"

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: "I'm going, golden legend! Blind my dog's eyes!" Ying Lili, a defeated golden retriever dog: "It actually glows, it looks so amazing." Weapons are the most powerful."

Wuming Wulin Mythology: "Hey, this function looks good! Let me see if I can strengthen the old man's erhu again." Walking the bird under the moon Zhang Chulan: "Senior Wuming, is this what you pursue?"

Xinyuehu Su Daji: "Enhance the function? I don't know if it can strengthen my divine power...but I don't seem to have points, alas."

Godzilla, King of the Monsters: "Want points? I can lend them to you with only a little interest..." Tushan little fox demon: "Sister Daji, don't borrow points from him, he must be trying to trick you " At this time, Tu Shan Yaya erupted, without hesitation to demolish Su Han's platform.Xinyue Fox Su Daji: "Really? I think Mr. Brother is quite nice..." Tu Shan little fox demon: "I'm sorry, he's just a fat monster, not a human!"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Well, you Tushan Yaya, are you cursing me?" Tushan little fox demon: "So what? Come and bite me if you have the ability!"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Hehe, I remember this Godzilla! I hope you won't regret it in the future! By the way, your endless flagon is really useful." Tushan little fox demon: "Ahhh, Stinky monster, quickly return my old lady's endless flagon!!!"

Seeing Su Han and Tu Shan Yaya bickering in the group, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but feel a little pain in his head. What if he agreed to let Pindao pretend?

Why did things turn out this way?

In the end, Uncle Jiu became a little discouraged, and planned to log off after saying hello in the group.

Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "Everyone, I suddenly remembered that I have to help Master Ren's family move the grave later! I'll go first."

Ying Lili, the golden-haired defeated dog: "Goodbye, Uncle Jiu! By the way, Uncle Jiu, remember to let the two apprentices flick the ink thread, and don't forget to flick the bottom of the coffin!" At this time, the careful Ying Lili couldn't help reminding said a word.Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "Don't worry, the poor Taoist will remember." Zombie world, the ancestral grave of the Ren family.

"Everyone remember to worship with sincerity and respect!"

Uncle Jiu took three sticks of incense and stuck them in the incense altar, then walked over, and the people behind followed him to offer incense.

Not far away, Qiu Sheng looked at Ren Tingting, who was dressed in plain clothes, and quietly asked, "Hey, Wen Cai, is that the Miss Ren Tingting you mentioned?"

"Yeah, isn't she pretty? Hey, but I'm closer to Junior Brother Fang and Junior Brother Lu, so you and I don't have much chance." At the end, Wen Cai's face was full of disappointment.

"Hey, it's really a pity..." Qiu Sheng also sighed.

Junior Brother Fang and Junior Brother Lu mentioned by Wencai are the new apprentices that Uncle Nine recently accepted.

Not only are they handsome and talented, but they are also students who have returned from studying abroad, so they are born to have common topics with Ren Tingting.

However, Ren Tingting suddenly met two 'Prince Charming' at the same time. They both looked excellent, and she didn't know which one to choose for a while, so she could only suspend them for the time being.

On the other side, the security captain Awei also looked at his cousin Tingting with a complicated expression, his eyes were full of jealousy.

The damn outsider dared to rob his cousin Tingting from him!

It's a pity, those two guys are very popular with Master Ren, so Awei didn't dare to do too many small tricks.

At this time, after Master Ren finished offering incense, he walked up to Uncle Jiu and said, "Uncle Jiu, the feng shui experts said that this cemetery was hard to find, and my father took a lot of effort to get it!" "Well, yes Not bad." Uncle Jiu nodded, but didn't say anything more.

Anyway, he also watched the copy of "Mr. Zombie", and knew about the feud between Master Ren and Mr. Feng Shui.

He just wanted to get this matter done quickly, and don't let Old Master Ren turn into a zombie and come out to harm people again.

As for his two new apprentices, they were busy courting Ren Tingting at the moment, so Uncle Jiu didn't bother to pay attention to them.

However, if Uncle Jiu noticed at this time, his two apprentices who were time-travelers would look at the grave from time to time, wondering what they were thinking.

"Pick up the nail!" Uncle Jiu shouted.

Following Uncle Jiu's order, a few coolies opened the lid of the coffin. "Clatter!"