I, Brother Invincible, join the chat group

What the group members didn't expect was that at this time, Uncle Jiu's head was still right in the gap of the cell door just like in the original book.

And his good apprentice, Qiu Sheng, was hiding beside him, covering his mouth and not daring to laugh out loud.

Zhang Chulan, Walking the Bird under the Moon: "Hahaha, Uncle Nine, what's wrong with you? Is this what you mean by beating zombies online?"

Ying Lili, the golden retriever dog: "Hehehe, does Uncle Jiu want to give us a live performance? Will it be like in "Mr. Zombie"?"

Godzilla, King of the Monsters: "Daozhang Lin, I think you should stop being a Taoist priest, and you should have a better future as a comedian."

Tushan little fox demon: "Hahaha, it looks so funny!"

Taoist Ninth Uncle of Maoshan: "..."

"what are you doing?"

Hearing the ridicule of the group members, Uncle Jiu was so angry that he almost wanted to overturn the cell...

Qiu Sheng suppressed a smile and said, "Master, I want to wait until you retract your head before coming out, otherwise I think you will be very embarrassed to wait..."

"Sinister, you are the only one who is smart, right? Why don't you hurry up and help the master?"

After Uncle Jiu heard Qiu Sheng's words, his face darkened immediately.

583 "Good master, I'll help you now!"

Afterwards, Qiu Sheng pushed Uncle Jiu's head hard, but Uncle Jiu's head just couldn't get in.

"Hey, hurry up and think of a way, the zombies will wake up soon!"

Uncle Jiu said to Qiu Sheng speechlessly.

"Well, master, no matter what method I use later, you must not be angry!"

Qiusheng squatted down while talking.

Uncle Jiu suddenly remembered what happened in the original book, and also remembered that he was live broadcasting in the group at this time, so he hurriedly wanted to stop Qiu Sheng's actions.

"Qiu Sheng, wait..."

It's a pity that at this time Qiu Sheng had already pulled Uncle Jiu's pants down suddenly, and Uncle Jiu's head subconsciously shrank back, and immediately shrank back. "Well, you brat, you dare to take off Master's pants?" Uncle Jiu said to Qiu Sheng angrily.

Qiu Sheng quickly retorted: "Master, you promised me just now, no matter what I do, you won't be angry! Do you want to go back on your word, Master?" "You..."

"Master, don't worry about this for now, isn't the zombie about to wake up, what should we do next?" "What else can we do? Quickly take the guy out!" Uncle Jiu said to Qiu Sheng angrily. "Yellow paper, brushes, ink, and cinnabar..."

"By the way, master, I brought you a bowl of glutinous rice..." Qiu Sheng said while taking out a bowl of delicious glutinous rice!Uncle Nine: "..."

How could I have you as a useless apprentice?Uncle Jiu said helplessly.

It seems that we can only physically remove zombies later.

Uncle Jiu quickly drew a piece of talisman paper and handed it to Qiu Sheng. "You, go and stick this talisman on the zombie's head!"

Uncle Jiu handed the talisman paper to Qiu Sheng, and at the same time picked up the glutinous rice and ate it.

After all, after staying in prison for so long, he seems to be a little hungry now.

In line with the principle of not wasting food, Uncle Jiu ate glutinous rice with big mouthfuls. "Oh, I'm going to..."

Although Qiusheng was a little scared, he could only bite the bullet and go forward.

After all, my master can't come out now.

At this time, in the chat group.

The golden retriever defeated dog Ying Lili: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Xinyuehu Su Daji: "Uncle Jiu, it seems inappropriate for you to do this?" Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: "Uncle Jiu, you are too open!"

Conan, the god of death elementary school student: "Ah, I'm going to have the eye of a needle! I'm still a child!"

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Conan, you are exaggerating! Who doesn't know that you are a famous detective with a body that looks like a child, but a mind that is as dirty as ordinary people?"

Death Elementary School Student Conan: "..."

Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: "Ahem, this is actually just an accident, do you believe it?" Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: "We don't believe it!" Godzilla, the king of monsters: "Me neither!" ..." It's over, I'm really going to die in the chat group now!

At this moment, Uncle Jiu was full of anger towards that zombie.

The culprit is Mrs. Ren, the poor will not let you go easily! .

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When Qiu Sheng sneaked up behind the zombie and was about to suppress him with a spell, the zombie suddenly turned around and only stared at Qiu Sheng.

"Hi, master Ren, how are you!" Qiu Sheng swallowed, showing a forced smile.

"Roar—" Master Ren let out a roar, and rushed towards Qiusheng.

Snapped!

Qiu Sheng dodged like a loach, and quickly pasted the talisman on Master Ren's head.

Immediately, Master Ren remained motionless.

"Hahaha, with me, Qiusheng, in person, it's easy to suppress the little zombies?" Qiusheng smiled proudly.

"Sinister, why are you still standing there? Why don't you come and release Master?" At this time, Uncle Jiu shouted from the cell.

"Oh, master, I'm here to rescue you!" Afterwards, Qiu Sheng hurried to the door of the cell. "Master, wait a moment, I will pick the lock right away..."

Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: "Uncle Nine, that spell of yours doesn't seem to work! That zombie can move again!" At this time, Zhang Chulan saw Master Ren breaking free from the restraints from the live broadcast room, and quickly reminded in the group.Maoshan Taoist Uncle Jiu: "What? How is it possible?"

"Qiu Sheng, be careful! Zombies are behind you!" Uncle Jiu quickly stretched out his head and shouted at Qiu Sheng.

"Ah?" Qiu Sheng was taken aback for a moment, then felt a burst of yin energy coming from behind him, and quickly dodged to the side.

pat!

The sound of teeth colliding came, and Master Ren took a mouthful of air.

"Fuck! How can this zombie move? Master, come and save me!" Qiu Sheng saw the zombie rushing towards him, and hurriedly asked Uncle Jiu for help.

However, when he turned around to look, he found that Uncle Jiu's head was stuck in the gap again.Qiusheng: "..."

Master, you should take care of yourself first!

Afterwards, Qiu Sheng and Master Ren started a fierce chase in the prison.

in the chat group.

Walking 583 Birds Under the Moon Zhang Chulan: "Hahaha, Uncle Nine, do you want to show us how to escape from prison?" Ying Lili, the golden retriever defeated dog: "Uncle Nine, what about the online blasting hammer zombie? Why did it change? In this way?"

Conan, the god of death primary school student: "Uncle Jiu, don't worry about the two of them, just go ahead, I've already prepared popcorn and ice cubes!"

Tu Shan little fox demon: "Hee hee hee, I'm ready for colorful sticks too! I'll treat it as watching a movie!" Well, Tu Shan Yaya has been in the chat group for a long time, and knows a lot of modern words.

Godzilla, King of the Monsters: "A long-lost comedy horror movie! It's really nostalgic! By the way, the wine in the endless flagon is really delicious, and I can't finish it no matter how much I drink, it's so cool!" Tu Shanxiao Fox Demon: "Bastard, you hateful monster Fat House, hurry up and give me back my old lady's endless jug!!!" Tu Shan Yaya looked at Su Han's words, and was so angry that she directly put the colorful stick in her mouth. Crushed.

Woohoo, my poor endless flagon, I haven't been able to get it back after so long, I don't even know what the wine inside tastes like.

Maoshan Taoist Uncle Jiu: "Everyone, can you tell me what to do now? If I don't go out, my apprentice will be killed." At this time, Uncle Jiu couldn't help asking for help in the group.

Zhang Chulan, walking the bird under the moon: "Uncle Nine, how about I go over to help you? But can you reimburse the points of the cross-border talisman?"

Ying Lili, a golden-haired defeated dog: "Good Zhang Chulan, it's a time when life is at stake, and you still look like a money fan, it's too much!" Zhang Chulan, a bird walking under the moon: "No, the main reason is that I don't have any I have earned points, otherwise I wouldn’t have asked Uncle Jiu.” Zhang Chulan explained helplessly in the group.

Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: "Oh, I don't have any points for the poor Taoist, because I only strengthened the magic weapon two days ago..." Death pupil Conan: "Amen, may God bless your apprentice." Maoshan Taoist Ninth Uncle: " ..."

Xinyuehu Su Daji: "That Daoist Lin, you should also know martial arts, right? With your martial arts cultivation, you can directly overturn the prison, right?" At this time, Su Daji reminded silently.

Taoist Jiushu of Maoshan: "Yes, why did I forget this one? Thank you Miss Daji for reminding me!" Afterwards, Uncle Jiu directly used his skills. "Ha Yi"

Boom Uncle Jiu's terrifying martial arts zhenqi erupted, and the prison door was directly blasted open by a powerful force.

"Master... Master!" Qiu Sheng was stunned when he saw such a mighty and domineering Uncle Jiu. "Master, why didn't I know you were so powerful!"

Seeing this scene, Qiu Sheng's eyes widened, and he asked excitedly: "Master, can you teach me this trick!" Uncle Jiu glanced at Qiu Sheng, and said angrily, "Let's talk about this later. , hurry up and bring the guy over to me!" "Oh, master, I'll go right away!" Qiu Sheng hurried to find the guy for dinner.

Uncle Jiu looked at the clumsy Qiu Sheng with a helpless expression on his face.

Afterwards, Uncle Jiu turned his attention to Master Ren.

Master Ren subconsciously took a few steps back after seeing Uncle Jiu's gaze.

Facing such a terrifying Ninth Uncle, even Master Ren, who is a zombie, was scared.

"What happened?"

At this time, the guards outside finally heard the movement inside.

Immediately afterwards, the cell door opened, and Awei walked in with two guards.

"What's going on? Why did you run out?!" Awei saw Uncle Jiu at first glance, and subconsciously walked towards Uncle Jiu with a pistol.

"You murderer who killed my cousin, don't even think about running away!"

"Be careful behind you—" Uncle Jiu watched Ah Wei approaching, his pupils shrank suddenly, and he quickly reminded him loudly.

"Behind me? Isn't my cousin behind me?" Awei said, his body froze suddenly, and he found that there seemed to be someone behind him.

It turned out that when Master Ren took advantage of Uncle Jiu's attention on Ah Wei, he suddenly rushed behind Ah Wei, and Uncle Jiu couldn't react at all.

"Ah, ghost!" The two guards ran out quickly after seeing Master Ren.

"Roar—" Master Ren roared directly, (bfai) suddenly bit Awei's neck.

"Ahhh...it hurts so much!" Awei subconsciously leaned to the side, but was still bitten on the shoulder by Master Ren.

"Uncle Biao, I'm Awei! Don't bite me again!"

"Help, help! Someone help me!"

Awei was struggling constantly, but his face was getting paler and paler.

"Hey, what a pig teammate!" Uncle Jiu couldn't help feeling annoyed when he saw this Ah Wei.

However, Uncle Jiu's reaction was still very fast, he quickly came to Ah Wei's side, bit his finger and directly used / blood essence to immobilize this Master Ren, because the ordinary corpse-suppressing charm was useless.

Immediately afterwards, Uncle Jiu kicked Ah Wei away, and then cast the Burning Corpse Curse, and flames burst out from Master Ren's body, quickly burning him into a pile of ashes.

"Master, I have found all the guys!"

At this time, Qiu Sheng also ran over, holding a bunch of props in his hands.

"Huh? Where's Master Ren?"

"He has been turned into ashes!" Uncle Jiu put on the Taoist robe, and took out the crouching bell and mahogany sword at the same time.

"Come on, let's go to Mr. Ren's house now, I'm afraid that zombie Mrs. Ren should find Ren Tingting!"

Uncle Jiu glanced at Ah Wei who was lying on the ground screaming, and said to him: "By the way, there is also you, come with us, don't turn into a zombie and go around harming people!"

Hearing this, Awei's face became extremely ugly, and he asked in fear, "Nine... Nine... Uncle Nine, do you think I can be saved? I really don't want to become a zombie!"

"It's hopeless, you've already been poisoned with corpse poison, wait to die!"

"Ah? No! Uncle Nine, I beg you to save me! I kneel down for you..." Awei hurriedly knelt on the ground and begged.

"Forget it, you go with us first! When you are on the road, you remember to cover the wound with glutinous rice."

When Uncle Jiu saw that he was almost frightened, he said solemnly.

"Yeah, I'll definitely listen to Uncle Jiu!" Awei nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Okay, let's go to Ren's house!"

Soon, Uncle Jiu took Qiu Sheng and Ah Wei towards Ren's house.

At this time, in the chat group.

Godzilla, the king of monsters: "By the way, where are your two apprentices who traversed? Why don't you see them appear?"

Zhang Chulan, walking the bird under the moon: "I guess they all stay by Ren Tingting's side? Hey, we don't understand the world of dog licking..."

Ying Lili, the golden retriever dog: "Cut, is that Ren Tingting so beautiful? I don't think she's as good-looking as me!"

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Tch, what's so good about your tablet? Queen, I'm fair/beautiful/long-legged, and I'm a real beauty!"

At this time, Liang Bing, who had nothing to do, came out to create a sense of presence again.

Lonely and empty little dragon girl: "Little transparent/Passing by silently..."

Tushan little fox demon: "Go away, my sister is the prettiest!!!"

Demon Queen Liang Bing: "Bah, sister-in-law!"