I can't afford to support the ship girl, so I decided to hand myself over

Chapter 248 Chaoge: Wow!What astringent mushrooms!

Without wearing any protective equipment, just exposed to the external environment so straight?

The situation of Sun Xianyun and others made a group of mushrooms a little stunned.

It's not that they haven't sent their own people into space, and even Brog mushrooms have landed on the satellite of their parent star, which is their moon.

From the perspective of the Brog Mushrooms, the human friends they saw should appear wearing equipment like full-body protective clothing, but now... no matter how you look at it, it seems to have come out directly.

Could it be that the home star environment of human friends is similar to their planet Brog?

This guess made Mimitar and the others immediately happy——Great!I have found another place to share with my human friends!

Behind Mimitar, some higher-ups noticed the wings of Icarus, Nimf, and Astrea.

"Do humans... have wings?"

"Their individual differences are so large, there are individuals with wings and individuals without wings?"

"Could it be some kind of gender characteristic? Those with wings are males, and those without wings are females?"

Although Brog mushrooms themselves reproduce asexually, there are many sexually reproducing creatures on their planet, and they still have a sense of gender.

While thinking, Mimitar hurried forward with someone.

After arriving in front of Sun Xianyun, Mimitar waved mycelium and said: "Human friends are very welcome. I am the supreme leader of Blog, General Mimitar."

"Hello, I'm Sun Xianyun, Commander-in-Chief of the Rabbit Space Force."

After Sun Xianyun finished speaking, Nimfu, who was standing beside him, coughed, and then murmured a string of Blog language to translate Sun Xianyun's words.

Rabbit?

The term stunned Mimitar for a moment.

These mushrooms are generally not big in size, and the tallest Mimitar can reach Sun Xianyun's waist, and as a fungal life that has evolved advanced intelligence, the brogue mushrooms... don't wear clothes.

Human beings are prone to face blindness when looking at other races within their own group, let alone looking at aliens?

All in all, in the eyes of Sun Xianyun and others, all brogue mushrooms are basically exactly the same.

All mushrooms.

And it's that kind of mushroom with a very bad shape...

"I have a hunch." Chao Ge whispered in the crowd, "These mushrooms will definitely inspire some LSP book painters!"

As soon as the words fell, she was secretly kicked by Belfast beside her.

After a brief reception, Mimitar left the airport with Sun Xianyun and others, and went to the location of the welcome banquet.

On the way, Sun Xianyun and others sat in the welcome car arranged by the mushrooms.

Probably because the body structure is different from that of human beings. There is no such thing as a "chair" in the Brog civilization, and there is no such thing as a similar thing. After all, it is a mushroom, and there is no need to sit down, let alone lie down. Maybe sleeping is casual Find a place to punch it and get it done?

In other words, do life in the form of fungi and plants need to sleep?

Considering that they have evolved a neural structure, it should be necessary, right?

Of course, there is no place for people to sit in the so-called welcome car.

So a group of people could only stand foolishly in the carriage...

Fortunately, there are still surrounding Blogue cities with different styles to appreciate.

Unlike the development of human beings, where the city has basically become a steel jungle, the city of the brogue mushrooms looks like a forest garden.

The whole city is three-dimensional, built entirely on the huge forest trees. Except that the roads near the surface are a bit similar to human cement roads, the sidewalks on both sides are simply the huge rhizomes of some unknown plants.

This kind of plant is too huge, and its branches are intricately intertwined into a dense network over the city. Countless brogue mushrooms gather together on these thick branches that bear the "sidewalk", waving their arms in unison. mycelium, and then...

"The most solemn way for Blog civilization to welcome important friends and guests is to collectively throw their own spores at each other, but human friends, I'm not sure what this means in your opinion, so ask in advance."

Although Sun Xianyun couldn't pronounce most of the syllables of Brog's language because of the structure of his vocal cords, he could understand them.

So Sun Xianyun's face turned green on the spot.

Spores are things that fungi use to reproduce, right?

Being thrown spores by a group of fungi, and a group of LSP fungi whose appearance is extremely bad in terms of human aesthetics...

"No, no, no! Please don't use this method!"

"Oh, I see."

Flower 0

Mimitar nodded, and at the same time lamented the huge difference between the civilizations born independently on different planets.

Obviously throwing spores is the warmest way of welcome, why do these human friends seem so repulsive?

Did not receive instructions, had been ready to go, and some mushrooms who couldn't wait to pull out their spores failed to "express the most sincere welcome to their human friends".

"By the way, General Mimitar, why did I find that many people on your side...cough cough, many mushrooms...um...have become smaller?"

Mimitar has no doubts about him: "It's like this, dear friend, because the hospitable Brog couldn't express their hearts by throwing spores to you, some individuals are now in a depressed mood. When we are depressed, we will change. Small……"

.

"That's the so-called softness, right?" Chaoge began to babble again, "It really is the LSP race! These guys don't get big and stiff when they're happy, do they?"

Unbearable, Sun Xianyun raised his hand and knocked on Chaoge.

"Huh? Human friends, this is...?"

"Please don't mind the way we educate the cubs." Sun Xianyun looked serious.

Nimfu, who was in charge of the translation, rolled her eyes wildly as she spoke.

"Cubs? You still let cubs join the army?"

Apparently, Mimitar was taken aback by the cub statement.

Even if it was a militaristic civilization, Brog didn't allow juveniles to join the army.

Sun Xianyun: "......"

How does this make him explain?

However, Mimitar soon happily started discussing with Sun Xianyun how to educate children.

"It's amazing, can you actually spread knowledge to infants just by touching each other's bodies?"

Chaoge: "This statement is so bitter!"

"We all gather juveniles and teach them knowledge through narration in an institution called 'school'."

Chao Ge: "I thought you were relying on spraying spores..."

"Oh, by the way, juveniles are sometimes disobedient, and adults will use mycelium to entangle each other."

Chaoge: "Sure enough! Tentacle Play! Astringent Mushroom!"

Sun Xianyun felt that maybe he should consider giving Chao Ge a confinement package.

Chapter 249: This is definitely a dark history of exchanges between the two races!

Cultural differences will cause various interesting situations when different humans communicate, not to mention when humans start to communicate with aliens?

The huge difference in life forms will infinitely magnify the obstacles in this communication process, and produce all kinds of super interesting phenomena.

such as--

"General Mimitar, thank you very much for the welcome party you have prepared for us..."

"Dear human friends, I am Tatasa, the highest secretary of Brog, and your Excellency General is over there..."

"Sorry...you all look the same to us..."

"It doesn't matter, human friends, we also rely on the artificial objects that wrap your body to distinguish you as individuals, oh, and the wings on your back."

After misidentifying the mushrooms countless times—no way, who made these mushrooms all look the same in the eyes of Sun Xianyun and others—General Mimitar urgently brought a batch of ID cards with names on them, and then let them All mushrooms hang their own identity cards on their bodies.

They already know that these friends from afar can understand their writing.

But, why do these mushrooms put all their identity badges on the mushroom caps instead of wearing them in front of themselves?

"My dear friend, there is no front and back of a blog, only top and bottom."

Sun Xianyun slapped his forehead.

That's right, where does the mushroom come from?

Then...

ate.

Fungi, in the ecosystem, act as decomposers. In other words, almost all fungi survive by decomposing various animal and plant corpses and extracting nutrients from them.

So it's intriguing to think about what they eat...

"This is the degradable and absorbable organic matter sticky soup that has been preliminarily processed! It is the most delicious food in our blog! Come! You are welcome! Dear friend!"

In the banquet hall, Sun Xianyun frowned wildly when he saw a pot of sticky stuff pushed in front of him.

As if seeing Sun Xianyun's hesitation, Mimitar said enthusiastically: "Please don't worry, friend. This is a delicacy that our experts believe that you can also enjoy. On the home planet, you can judge that your living environment should be similar to that of Brogge’s home planet. From this, you can infer that your digestive system must be able to absorb this organic matter! It’s delicious! It’s like rotting in the corner of a dark and damp jungle Like a degraded Polybus flower!"

How much do you guys trust the human digestive system?

No matter how you look at this thing and eat it, it will make people feel like an update on the spot!

Also, haven't you considered the problems of viruses and bacteria in different planetary environments?Humans don't have an immune system to adapt to the environment of this planet!

"Master, we have acted as if we have lived on this planet for countless years since we got off the plane, so there is a high probability that the other party has ignored this issue..."

Nimfu frantically poked Sun Xianyun's waist with her fingers.

"Also, Master, look over there..."

She pointed not far away, and Sun Xianyun looked over, and found that Astrea was holding a tool as big as a washbasin, and was slurping away the "blog's highest delicacy" inside.

After the end, he wiped his mouth: "Come again!"

The mushrooms around me happily waved mycelium, looking like a group of demons dancing wildly...

so funny!

"Ahem, it's like this, General Mimitar, our situation is very special among human beings. Not only can we adapt to the environment of your home planet, we can even survive in space without protection, but in fact, real human beings are very Vulnerable, they should not be able to bear this."

As a last resort, Sun Xianyun relied on Nimfu's translation to explain to Mimitar.

It would be bad if these mushrooms were mistaken for the fact that all human beings are superhuman like them.

"In addition, regarding food, we are also prepared."

As soon as he finished speaking, Belfast miraculously appeared beside Sun Xianyun and presented him and Lexington with a delicate grilled steak.

"Amazing!"

Mimitar's mushroom body burst into surprise on the spot.

"How did this friend do it?"

Belfast folded his hands on his lower abdomen, with an impeccable smile on his face: "As a perfect maid, it is a basic skill to deliver delicious dishes to the master at any time and any place."

After Nimfu finished translating, the maid asked Sun Xianyun and Lexington softly, "Commander, would you like some black tea?"

"Don't you think steak with black tea is weird? And where did you get these things from? Four-dimensional skirt bottom?"

"I think drinking that strange thick soup is more strange than this. Astrea is already destroying the third pot. It's the pot. Do you really care about it? That child is madly giving Brog Instilling wrong human knowledge..."

It's decided, let's add a roommate to Chaoge's upcoming confinement room package!

Suddenly, a burst of erhu sounded.

Surrounded by a group of mushrooms, Jinling pulled the erhu out of nowhere, and then said softly with a smile: "Music is a language of communication across races."

So you can just play "Crazy Song" among these mushrooms, right?You haven't heard of bullying them, have you?

Seeing the pile of mushrooms around Jinling writhing in a cadenced rhythm and spraying mucus from the small hole on the top of the mushroom cap from time to time, Sun Xianyun's pupils gradually lost their gaze.

0.4 This...

How does this make him explain to human historians!