Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Go down the mountain?"

"Yes, it's very fast to go down the mountain with the God's Walking Talisman, and it's also very fast when you come back by car. Don't be surprised, let's eat first." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

Chen Shilei looked at the haggis soup that he liked very much in the past, and suddenly felt a little tasteless.

He is very clear about the distance from Tianyuan Taoist Temple to the foot of the mountain, and ordinary people have to run for at least an hour, but this soup is as fresh as it is fresh out of the pot.

"Mr. Zhang, what is the magical amulet my little uncle mentioned?"

"Don't disturb the old man to drink the soup. It's a charm for traveling. If you are interested, you can ask him for two later. It's delicious to have a sip of mutton soup this morning!"

After everyone had eaten, they had to leave Tianyuan Taoist Temple. Jiang Yun took out the five blessing bags that had been prepared and contained the blessing of peace, and gave one to each of them.

With a cheeky face, Chen Shilei asked Jiang Yun for two more amulets, saying that he would do his own research and imitate them.

Guo Ming had the big and small bags of Senior Sister Bai Jing and Aunt Guo hanging on his body. He said with some embarrassment: "Brother Jiang, I'm afraid I'm going to renege on my promise to help you cultivate the Taoist temple."

"My mother asked me to take Bai Jing home. Don't worry, if you have something to do in the future, I can rush over with just a phone call."

"There are people of the opposite sex but no humanity, do you think that the poor want to talk to you?" Jiang Yun said angrily.

Chen Shilei nodded repeatedly beside him: "Little uncle is right!"

After the bus they called arrived at the entrance of the Taoist temple, Jiang Yun looked at Guo Ming, and he suddenly asked, "Guo Ming, is Layman Bai your first love?"

"That's natural!"

"That poor Taoist will teach you how to get along with your partner."

"Brother Jiang, please enlighten me."

"Apologize to me."

"Brother Jiang, we don't need to be so narrow-minded, do we?"

"Apologize to me."

"Brother Jiang, why should I apologize?"

"Apologize to me."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

Jiang Yun looked at Guo Ming who had changed his words, and said with a smile: "Congratulations, brother Guo, you have learned the way to get along with your partner, and the rest of the things, you two should slowly 'get in'."

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Chapter 185 Fishing ruins life (seeking monthly ticket)

After everyone left, Jiang Yun looked at the quiet Taoist temple and breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not that he doesn't like people, but when there are too many people, there are too many things to worry about.

One of the most difficult things to solve is to take care of the food. Fortunately, there is little sister Bai Jing here this time. Next time, we can't keep so many people in the Taoist temple.

Jiang Yun made up his mind in his heart that after the Taoist affairs were over, he would wander around.

Last night, the head of the Emei Sect officially sent an invitation letter, saying that there was still a little debt problem between the two sects that had not been resolved.

Although the former temple master Chisong Taoist priest was promoted to Xianyou, the debt problem must not just go away. The current temple master must come and solve the matter in person.

"Master, master, just cheat your apprentice." Jiang Yun reluctantly took out the small notebook he carried with him.

He included his visit to the Emei faction in the catalog of his Yunyou plan.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little curious, they really wanted to know what Chisong Taoist priest did in the Emei faction.

"The debt between Tianyuan Taoist Temple and the Emei Sect is a money debt or a love debt?"

"I feel that if the Taoist leader goes to the Emei School, it means that the meat bun beats the dog and never returns."

"The female priests of the Emei Sect are not easy to mess with, they are all very skilled."

"Hahaha, I hope the master of the Emei Sect won't pick up a child and hand it over to the Taoist priest."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and said angrily: "Every layman, the poor master is definitely not the kind of person who starts in chaos and ends up abandoning him."

"It's too much to hold a child. When I was young, my master injured his waist, and the head teacher of the Emei Sect came here to heal his injury."

"Before the two parted, my master insisted on getting out of bed, rubbing his waist, leaning against the wall to see her off at the entrance of the Taoist temple. I can still vividly remember what happened back then..."

As he was talking, he felt that something was wrong, so he quickly changed the topic and said, "The crops are a flower, and the family depends entirely on fertilizer. Later, I will go fishing with Huanong."

"Taking advantage of the spare time, let's fertilize the vegetables and red fruits in the Taoist temple first."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked when they heard Jiang Yun talk about the secrets of the year.

The two parted, and the old Taoist priest supported the wall to send each other off. This is a bit of a lot of information!

Jiang Yun sprinkled some of the Tianma brand gold carat that he had drawn on the vegetables grown in the Taoist temple and the red fruits in the flower beds, and then poured some water.

He turned out all his fishing equipment.

The fishing rod, fish guard and incubator, two bags of bait and a bottle of Lingquan water from the well were given by the gold weight.

He carried the fishing rod and followed the path to the small reservoir in the village.

Because it has entered winter and all the work in the fields has been done, many people come to fish.

It was just nine o'clock in the morning, and there were seven or eight fishermen who could be seen on the shore. Jiang Yun looked at the blue reservoir and was in a good mood.

He wandered around the shore, repeating in his mouth: "Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the winding mountain, one layer of winding is one layer of pass, if there are eight layers of danger in closing the door, you can't go out of the yin and yang gossip."

"On the left there is a green dragon flicking its tail, on the right there is a white tiger flicking its tail. There is sand hidden in the pocket and the wealth is at home. There is a tree behind it. The fish god patronizes it. I found it. It is a place for fishing in Fengshui!"

Jiang Yun looked at it for a long time, and finally picked an inverted V-shaped river bank, with the tip of the V-shaped, going deep into the lake. This fishing spot has attracted a lot of people recently.

The surrounding weeds and thorns have been cleared out, and a lot of nesting materials have been sprinkled on the shore.

"Now I really suspect that there is such a thing as feng shui fishing, hey, why can't I catch big fish every time?"

"Brothers, feudal superstition can't be messed with, everyone should believe in science. The Taoist chief must have his own reasons for choosing this fishing."

"Anchor, let's start the quiz, I will pressure you to win this time!"

After Jiang Yun arranged the adjustment, he put the mobile phone stand beside him, and then used the water from the spiritual spring and bait, and squeezed it several times.

After the fish took the bait, it threw the rod beautifully and fell into the lake.

Now that he is free, he glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room on his mobile phone, and then explained: "Every layman, you must believe in science."

"Now that the weather is cold, other fish will hibernate to keep out the cold when the water temperature is low. Crucian carp is relatively cold-tolerant. As long as the water does not freeze, they like to bite the bait."

"So in winter, crucian carp fishing is generally the main activity. The range of activities of crucian carp is generally between deep water and shallow water. It is really reasonable to choose this adjustment for Pindao."

"Look at the traces around you, it is enough to prove that many fishing colleagues have come here to fish these days."

The water friends in the live broadcast room listened to Jiang Yun's sound analysis, and secretly admired him, especially some fishermen.

"Sure enough, the end of metaphysics is science, and the end of science is metaphysics. Fengshui fishing is based on science."

"I originally thought that Daoist Master was a master at fishing silver carp and bighead carp, but I didn't expect that he was also proficient in fishing crucian carp."

"Curious, what's so good about fishing? Isn't it cold to stay on the shore in winter?"

"Young man, you don't understand the happiness of a fisherman. Ever since I became obsessed with fishing, I have devoted myself to researching what fish like to eat. When I saw a small river ditch, my first reaction was whether there were any fish in it."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room and said with a smile: "Fishing is the most addictive of all sports. There are at least tens of millions of fishermen in the whole country."

"According to the poor Taoist priest, not only my master and I are the same, but many Taoist priests in Wudang Mountain are also experienced fishermen."

"If you have never fished before, you may not be able to experience that feeling. It is a bit like opening a blind box. No one knows what you will catch."

"When the fishhook goes into the water, and when the fish bites the hook, pull it up, the satisfaction is really beyond words."

Thousands of fishermen in the live broadcast room were all emotional.

"The Taoist priest is right. Ever since I became obsessed with fishing, I have spent all the pocket money my wife gave me on fishing gear. I didn't catch a few fish, but the money was spent."

"On my days off, I get up at four o'clock every day and drive to the reservoir to go fishing. Even if I go to the air force every day, I will be scolded by my wife when I go back, and I can't quit fishing."

"If you don't believe me, in order to fish, I quit shopping, drinking and smoking. If I hadn't had to pay the public food, I would have used that time to go fishing."

"You can't do it. Ever since I taught my wife to fish, she's been crazier than me. I can't find anyone at home, so it must be by the reservoir."

"Fuck, is fishing that scary?"

"Young man, listen to my uncle's advice, don't fall into the trap, you can't grasp the fishing thing, once you fall into the pit, it's basically impossible to quit."

"Actually, it's similar to kneeling in the glory of the king. When you can't fall, you always think about making another shot. What if you hit a fish with your next shot?"

Jiang Yun caught three or four big crucian carp in half an hour, bigger than his palm. The fisherman in the live broadcast room was very envious, and quickly asked about his experience.

"It's actually quite simple to get crucian carp. One trick is to hold the bait tighter."

"Because the current water level is relatively deep, if the bait is loosely held, it will be loose when it falls to the bottom, and there is only a hook left. What does the fish bite?"

"The Patriarch of the Sanqing is here. Laymen, wait a moment. The poor man seems to have caught a big fish on his hook."

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Chapter 186 Outrageous, catching a crocodile (seeking a monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun felt the weight on the other end of the fishing rod, and he felt something was wrong.

The float doesn't move, but there is indeed something hooked up, what the hell is going on?

He jerked the fishing rod so hard that it collapsed into a C shape, but he didn't pull it up.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly regained their spirits.

"Fuck, where are the big fish hooked this winter? It's unscientific!"

"I hope it won't be a dead fish [funny]"

"It's not impossible to die from a serious mouth. I seriously doubt that the anchor fishhook is hung with a tire or something. After all, I have had that kind of experience."

Jiang Yun took the fishing line, and the giant he caught slowly approached the shore.

Xiaobai and Xiaohei were still happily playing on the shore, but the two little guys suddenly lost their composure.

They stared at the water intently, with their mouths wide open, roaring and threatening.

"Crash~"

When there were still seven or eight meters away from the shore, Jiang Yun pulled up the fishing rod violently, and the giant he caught emerged from the water, with a large shadow area, about one meter long.

It didn't surface, so I couldn't see what it was, but judging from the shadow, it was really strong and had four legs.

"What is that thing that the Taoist priest caught? Why do I feel that it is unusual!"

"Good fellow, with its slender tail and four legs, it must be a flood dragon."

"Jiaolong can't do anything, I feel like a water monkey, is Teacher Xiaoliang here [funny]"

Jiang Yun took in another two meters of fishing line. He stepped back and abruptly pulled the weight-loss giant ashore, but it didn't even resist.

After the things came ashore, Xiaobai blew his hair straight away and ran behind Jiang Yun, and Xiaohei went directly into the water from the other side, and ran away without a trace.

That thing looks like a dead crocodile, and the crocodile's mouth is still tied with tape...

Jiang Yun froze in place, and his water friends in the live broadcast room directly blew up the pot.

"Your sister, the Taoist priest caught the Chinese sturgeon last time, which was outrageous enough. How did you catch the crocodile this time?"

"This reservoir is really scary. How come there are even crocodiles, and there is no warning sign?"

"Good guy, I call it a good guy, it's really scary!"

Looking at the dead crocodile, Jiang Yun immediately called the police.

"What, that crocodile appeared in Jiangjia Village's reservoir?" Police officer Jiang Dajiang was stunned.

About ten days ago, someone released two artificially raised crocodiles in Zhikou Reservoir, which is more than ten miles away from Jiangjiacun Reservoir.

This matter was on the news that day, and it was also on the hot search. Jiang Yun was busy collecting herbs in the mountains at that time, so he didn't pay attention to that matter.

The person who released the crocodile was caught on the spot, and then there was an urgent arrest. Unfortunately, only one crocodile has been caught so far.

I really didn't expect that another crocodile would run to the Jiangjiacun reservoir and starve to death.

"Xiaoyun, take a look at the scene first, I will be there in half an hour." Police officer Zhang Dajiang heard that the crocodile was drowned, he breathed a sigh of relief, and told him

Jiang Yun put away his fishing rod, and he stepped forward to observe the dead crocodile, feeling a little sympathetic in his heart.