Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned when they heard it, and many people felt a faint chill in their hearts!

"What's going on here? Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they will not be allowed to become elites?"

"Eighty percent of them are beastmen, the product of chaos corruption!"

"Damn it, black goat, walking upright, if it's really hammered, it must be possessed by a demon."

"The images of demons in the West all have the feet of herbivores, and demons are born of the resentment of herbivores."

"Do you know why you use sheep and chickens to do Taoism when you know the dead?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang]: "The black goat imitates a human standing and walking on two legs, and the chicken thinks that the human wants to be fed, so it follows the goat, and then the goat tricks the chicken into eating."

"Great yin and yang liar, you can't say something nonsense, it's a taboo, you're still young, you don't know the tricks inside."

"Speaking out some words will change the trajectory of your life in the dark. A seemingly simple sentence will affect your life."

"You don't have the ability to grasp it, you delete it quickly, that sentence made me say [funny]"

Jiang Yun saw that the expressions on the faces of Jiang Hualong and his brothers were not right, and felt that something was wrong about this matter.

He pondered for a while, then shook his head violently, with a solemn expression, and a firm tone, he said: "You two laymen, you must believe in science!"

thump!

Jiang Huanong's brother immediately knelt down.

With snot and tears, he begged: "Jiang Daochang, that black goat has made my family uneasy, and my father and I haven't closed our eyes for four days and four nights."

"We understand the rules of Tianyuan Taoist Temple. You believe in science, and we also believe in science. But we are not afraid of ten thousand things, but just in case."

Jiang Yun said helplessly: "After the founding of the country, how can there be any evil spirits?"

"If you don't believe me, that poor Taoist stood at the foot of the mountain and recited a Heavenly Thunder Mantra. As long as any evil spirits appeared within a hundred miles, they would definitely be struck to death by the Heavenly Thunder."

"Two back off, Pindao summoned Tianlei on the spot, you should take a good look to see if there will be Tianlei appearing."

Jin Zhuzi, Jiang Huanong and his brother, the three of them stepped back dozens of steps, and then looked at Jiang Yun with extremely admiring eyes.

Seeing the three people staring at him, Jiang Yun shook his head and sighed, and muttered, "It's fine for children to believe in poverty, but you two adults have followed suit."

"It's true that more than ten years of books have been read into the dog's stomach. In the prosperous age, where is the evil spirit to make trouble, and turn the black goat into a spirit? It is clearly a foreign monster!"

The weather at this time: overcast.

Jiang Yun looked up at the sky, murmured in his heart that he couldn't do it, and then pinched the formula and recited: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, and the thunder of the nine heavens, listen to my edict."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt resounded in the sky, and within the dark clouds, a bolt of lightning struck down like a dragon.

Moreover, the lightning strike was very close to the reservoir. Except for Jiang Yun, the ears of the other three people were almost deafened.

Xiao Bai and Xiao Hei were extremely unbearable. The two little guys lay on the ground trembling, and almost dug a hole and buried themselves in the soil.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were amazed, and the barrage directly swiped the screen.

"Good fellow, how does the Daoist explain this?"

"666, God really gave the anchor face."

"This is the first time. The Taoist priest will definitely emphasize the belief in science. Anyway, I believe it."

The expressions of the other three people at the scene were a little weird. Jiang Yun exhaled and said, "Thunderstorms are very normal in this rainy weather. You have to believe in science."

"Good luck, that good luck..."

Brother Jiang Huanong's cell phone rang suddenly.

"What? Dad, my goose farm was struck by lightning?"

"Hey, don't scare me, it was the sheep shed in the backyard that was struck by lightning, can't it?"

"Don't worry, it's not a coincidence, it's the lightning method cast by Daoist Jiang of Tianyuan Taoist Temple."

Seeing Brother Jiang Huanong looking at him with admiration, Jiang Yun knelt down again with a plop, calling out to the Heavenly Master over and over again.

This……

This misunderstanding is a bit big!

"You layman, stand up first, and listen to Pindao's explanation."

"Master Dao, just cut a hole in the sheep house, the black goat is not dead yet, you can use the thunder method again."

"No, you have to believe in science, do it well, that poor man will perform another trick and prove his innocence." Jiang Yun said helplessly.

He cleared his throat, glanced at the sky, and then pinched a formula, and said loudly: "The world is boundless, Xuanxin is righteous, Jiuxiao Shenlei, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

As soon as the words fell, there was another thunder in the sky, and a purple lightning like a dragon cut through the dark clouds and exploded directly on the heads of several people.

The lightning strike point of Tianlei was very close, so Xiaobai and Xiaohei went into convulsions immediately this time.

This……

Pindao how to explain?

God, don't make mistakes in cultivating immortals, Pindao really believes in science!

Jiang Yun forcibly pulled up the young man who was kneeling on the ground, and he said sincerely: "Young man, take a look, it's going to rain soon, and it's normal for two thunderbolts to hit in a row."

"God, that's to save face for the poor. You are not allowed to engage in feudal superstition, we have to believe in science."

"Jiang Daochang, you don't need to explain, I understand everything, I understand everything." Jiang Hualong's brother nodded obediently.

"Good luck, that good luck..."

He picked up the phone again, and then lost his voice: "Father, don't tell me that my goose farm was struck by lightning again."

"What, it was really chopped, and it was the sheep house. Where is the black goat in there?"

"If the sheep is dead, then I can rest assured."

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Chapter 192 Listen to Pindao's Explanation

"Jiang Daochang, you are really a great benefactor of our family!"

"My father already said that when the first thunderbolt split open the sheep house, and when the second thunderbolt struck, the black goat was frightened to death on the spot."

"It's strictly controlled now, don't let me tell you, don't worry, my whole family will go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to restore incense tomorrow." Jiang Hualong's brother knelt down for the third time.

Jiang Yun was very helpless, he forcibly pulled him up and said, "Stand up, don't kneel!"

"How many years have passed since the emperor died these days, and now no one is worthy of our kneeling except for my mother, father and ancestors!"

"In our China, the gods are all wage earners. In the past, if the Dragon King didn't rain, they would be stripped of the Dragon King Temple and whipped."

"Pindao just did a little favor. It's a big deal. If you want to go to the temple to burn incense, then do it. It's okay if you don't want to go."

"Also, those two lightning strikes just now really have nothing to do with me, it's really just a coincidence."

"Now that black goat is dead, I will summon Tianlei again to prove my innocence. I want to persuade you to believe in science. Why is it so difficult?"

Jiang Yun looked at the gloomy sky and smiled, no matter whether he could summon the thunder this time, he could explain it perfectly.

The black goat was dead, if the sky thunder was still summoned, it would prove that it wasn't the black goat.

If he didn't summon Tianlei, then he would be able to remove his suspicion in front of the water friends.

He pinched a formula and said in a clear voice: "The world is boundless, the mysterious heart is righteous, the thunder of the nine heavens, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

Rumble rumble~~

rumble rumble rumble~~

The sky thunder sounded, and the violent blue-purple lightning shuttled back and forth in the dark clouds, and finally struck down fiercely.

After the loud noise, everything was quiet, and after a while, a drizzle began to fall in the sky.

"Everyone has seen it. This is normal rain and thunder. It really has nothing to do with poor people." Jiang Yun said seriously.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were confused at this time.

"It's not right, something feels wrong, but I can't tell."

"Did the anchor change the script? Why is it different from the previous script?"

"I believe in the anchor, I believe in science, it's normal to have thunder and rain today [funny]"

"Hey, the Taoist priest is really wasting. Why didn't he prepare two pieces of jujube wood and make some thunder jujube wood in batches. I really want to buy a fire dragon pan sword token."

"It's normal to have thunder today, and everyone understands it."

After several people released the fish, they packed up their things and were planning to go to a farm to shelter from the rain.

"Good luck, that good luck..."

Brother Jiang Huanong's cell phone rang again, and he smiled as he walked and said, "Father, don't worry, I'm inviting Daoist Jiang to visit our goose farm."

"No, what the hell, that big fat pig in the backyard was struck by lightning just now, and it was all chopped into black charcoal?"

"The one who ate the chicken was the black goat. How did Tianlei kill our big fat pig?"

Jiang Yun explained next to him: "The sky thunder really has nothing to do with the poor. It may be because your family's Feng Shui is not good."

"Three thunderbolts hit one place at the same time. This kind of thing happened at the same time no matter at home or abroad. It's actually quite normal."

"If you don't believe me, Pindao can summon the sky thunder again to prove his innocence."

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

"Ray comes!"

……

"Ray comes!"

……

"Ray comes!"

There is only drizzle in the sky that keeps falling, how can there be any shadow of thunder?

Jiang Hualong and his brothers had different expressions on their faces, only Jin Zhuzi still looked at Jiang Yun adoringly.

Although he believes in science very much, and thinks from the bottom of his heart that the two thunders that were successfully summoned just now are actually a coincidence, but he can't hold back Shuai!

After a few people arrived at the goose farm.

After everyone dried their wet hair with towels, they took off their half-wet coats and hung them to dry on hangers.

After Jiang Yun dried Xiaobai and Xiaohei who were shivering with cold, he put the two little guys in front of the boiler, and then went to visit the backyard.

After all, being struck by the thunder three times in a row is somewhat outrageous.

The backyard of the goose factory is quite simple, with a sheep house and feed room in the middle, and a pigsty behind the sheep house.

The two red brick houses where people live are beside the backyard.