Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Jiang Yun washed the Panax notoginseng clean and threw it under the sun. It must be dried for at least a week before it can be put away.

Otherwise, if it gets moldy, it will ruin things.

After tidying up the mushrooms, he kept some of them for himself, and put the rest back into the basket, saying, "Everyone, wait for a while, I'll go and deliver some mushrooms to the uncles and aunts in the village."

"You can help me watch Xiaobai and see if he snores while sleeping."

After Jiang Yun went out, the water friends in the live broadcast room looked at Xiao Bai who was sleeping soundly in the camera, and their teeth were itchy with anger.

"The anchor is such a scumbag, he actually abandoned us again."

"New fans, just ask if you don't understand, why do you say again?"

"Is it because we can't lift the knife anymore, or is the anchor drifting away?"

"The Taoist priest is so inhumane, he actually let Xiaobai broadcast on his behalf."

"Hey, the anchor is not at home, Xiaobai is sleeping, good opportunity, who wants to form a group with me to steal Xiaobai?"

"I regestrated!"

……

Jiang Yun went to the mountain to pick a lot of mushrooms this time, and he definitely couldn't eat them all by himself.

Although mushrooms can be dried in the sun and stored for a long time, a lot of nutrients will be lost in that way.

There are a lot of mushrooms in the mountains. If you want to eat them, you can always find them. It is better to send them to the uncles and aunts in the village after drying them.

The back basket was full when I went out, and when I came back, it was still full, and it was full of gifts from uncles and aunts in Jiangjia Village.

Jiang Yun can't do it if he doesn't want it, or he won't even be able to get in the next time he visits the door.

"This may be the way of the world!"

"I lost it, the human touch in the mountains is so strong!"

"Aren't you talking nonsense, didn't you see that even a cobra knows how to reciprocate?"

"There seems to be a lot of crayfish under the basket, and they are still crawling!"

"Master Dao, it's almost time for lunch, can you make me a spicy crayfish for dinner?"

"Garlic crayfish is the eternal god!"

Jiang Yun touched his stomach, nodded and said, "It's fine, today's lunch is just mushrooms and these crayfish."

"I have been busy in the mountains all morning, so I have to have a good meal, and reward myself."

He poured out all the vegetables and crayfish in the basket, cleaned them up, and took them to the kitchen.

"The mountain is very humid, so Pindao likes spicy food, so let's make spicy crayfish today."

After Jiang Yun cut up the side dishes, he took out the largest pot in the Taoist temple and poured rapeseed oil on it.

When the oil temperature is 7% hot, add chili, scallion, ginger, garlic, bean paste, etc., into the oil pan, stir-fry a little bit, after sautéing, add crayfish and potato chips.

After the crayfish turns red, pour down a bottle of beer, adjust the seasoning, and simmer for 40 minutes on low heat.

Taking advantage of this time, Jiang Yun set up a table in the backyard.

When he returned to the kitchen, he found that Xiao Bai had slipped in without knowing when.

This guy jumped onto the stove, staring straight at the crayfish in the pot with his eyes, drooling wantonly.

"There are parasites in the crayfish, the cooking time must be in place, don't worry, when have I been hungry for you?"

Jiang Yun slipped Xiao Baidi out of the kitchen, closed the door, and fried a mushroom and patted a cucumber.

Four 10 minutes later.

Add cucumbers and onions to the crayfish, stir-fry a few times, then take out the pan, and sprinkle with coriander.

Jiang Yun peeled several crayfish for Xiaobai, seeing that they were delicious, he smiled with satisfaction.

He also took a bite, um, it tastes really good.

In this great summer, a sip of crayfish and a sip of beer will not be changed even if the gods come.

Every time the water friends in the live broadcast room saw Jiang Yun eating, they had to condemn him.

"The Taoist priest is not a human being again, and my unbelievable tears flowed from the corner of my mouth."

"It's such a big pot, it must weigh 4 catties, right?"

"I feel that this crayfish is a plate, and the braised rabbit last time is the delicacy in the world."

"I'm organizing a group to go to the Taoist temple for dinner, who wants to sign up?"

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Chapter 18 Me and My Sand Sculpture Friends (please collect, please recommend)

Jiang Yun enjoyed this meal of crayfish.

It's a pity that the beer is not good, and there is no self-brewed rice wine that tastes good.

"After a while, the grapes in the mountains will be ripe. When the time comes, Pindao will lead everyone to make wine. You can learn from it. It's only good to drink."

After Jiang Yun was full, he cleared the table, moved a deck chair into the courtyard, and made himself a pot of tea.

The afternoon sun was just right, and the cicadas were singing.

"I just had a full meal, so it's not suitable to sleep, I need to rest for a while, just in time for us to chat."

"Although Pindao is young, he has studied hard for more than ten years. He knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. If you have any questions, feel free to ask them." Jiang Yun sipped his tea and said with a smile.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw that they could interact, and they all became energetic.

Who doesn't want to talk and brag with their favorite anchor.

The number of bullet screens in the live broadcast room exploded, and Jiang Yun couldn't watch it for a while.

"Slow down and scan the barrage, I will pause the barrage later and answer the question of the first barrage"

After Jiang Yun said this, he regretted it.

Because of the problem with the first barrage, Nima is outrageous.

"Anchor, I have always had a question. If I develop a controllable nuclear fusion device by myself, can I pass the interview for upgrading my undergraduate degree?"

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard this question, their stomachs ached from laughing.

"Nimma, I can't solve this problem for me."

"What are you talking about? My dear Comrade Dean."

"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case, what if what the kid said is true? 【狗头】"

"Let's not talk about upgrading the college, you can eat noodles, even pickled vegetables and tea eggs in the future, and you can refill them for free and unlimited."

"I lost it. Speaking of it, I haven't eaten mustard for more than ten years. I can't afford it!"

"What are mustard and tea eggs?"

"I want to hear how the Taoist priest will answer this sand sculpture question, hahahaha."

Jiang Yun had dark lines on his face.

He sipped several sips of tea, calmed down a little, and said in a bad mood: "As long as you develop a controllable nuclear fusion device, let alone upgrade your qualifications, Pindao will directly help you become an immortal."

"Pfft, help, the noodles are in the nose!"

"Hahaha, Zhuan Shengxian, this seems to be really possible."

"Okay, okay, the Taoist priest said, it really is a golden sentence, I really didn't expect that he could still become an immortal."

Jiang Yun let out a sigh of relief and said, "Dear water friends, don't make trouble. The questions you ask are really embarrassing for the poor. Ask carefully. I will suspend the barrage now and answer the second question."

After he paused, he felt his eyes go dark.

Guys, what's the problem?

"Anchor, I have never understood why men have to wait until the age of 22 to get married, but why can they join the army at the age of 18?"

Jiang Yun glanced at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Good guy, all kinds of replies came out.

"The young man who asked the question is probably not married yet."

"Tsk tsk tsk, I guess he doesn't even have a girlfriend, and his mother and fetus have been single so far."

"Next, please ask the Taoist priest to answer this question, Taoist priest, don't hide, you are the one who wants to chat with us."

Jiang Yun scratched his head, and he said speechlessly, "Are you polite when you ask a monk this question?"

"Pindao has never been a soldier or married, how can I answer your question?"

"However, men can face the enemy, and they can only face women at the age of 22. This can only show one thing, women are more terrifying than war."

The young man who asked the question seemed to understand, but he replied with a sigh: "Thank you for the anchor, it turns out that women are enemies that can't be guessed."

The female fans in the live broadcast room were not convinced, and they turned on the young man.

"Men and women are not enemies, they should be comrades in arms!"

"What comrades, comrades in the same trench?"

"Oh my god, what kind of live broadcast room is this? Why is the car wheel pressing on my face again?"

"After I got married, I realized the horror of women. Let alone, my wife told me to hand in my homework."

"Go, follow me back to the house."

Jiang Yun paused the barrage for the third time. This time, relying on his excellent reflexes, he specifically chose a longer question.

He felt that the sand sculpture water friends would not type so many words, just to make things difficult for him.

"Daoist, since you said that you know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, then I will not be polite.

I have always been curious, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang burned 30 Wei soldiers in Chibi without fear. Why did he say that he would lose his lifespan when he burned the rattan armored soldiers? "

Jiang Yun raised his eyebrows and asked on the spot: "Then guess why Zhou Yu died young?"

"When you were in school, the teacher asked you to read more, but you just wanted to raise pigs. The west side of the old base, the humane way is, Zhou Lang Chibi of the Three Kingdoms, haven't you memorized this poem?"

He took another look at the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"Sure enough, listening to the Taoist priest's words is better than reading 20 years of books."

"Zhou Yu: I started the fire in Chibi!"

"Zhuge Liang: It was Zhou Yu who set fire to Chibi, so what does it have to do with me, Zhuge Kongming?"

"Lu Xun: It smells like that."

Jiang Yun put down the teapot in his hand, cleared his throat, and said, "Stop making trouble, even if those two things were done by Zhuge Liang, everyone should believe in science."

"Think about it, when the fire burned Chibi, Zhuge Liang borrowed the east wind, and the wind blew towards the Wei army. This poisonous and harmful gas will definitely not smoke Zhuge Liang."

"When the rattan armor soldiers were burned, a lot of poisonous and harmful gases would definitely be produced. Zhuge Liang was standing on the mountain. He didn't have a gas mask at that time, so he would inevitably inhale some poisonous and harmful gases."

"This is the fundamental reason why Zhuge Liang was very calm when burning Chibi, but when burning rattan armored soldiers, he said that Yangshou would be damaged. There is still a certain scientific basis behind this."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, and then they immediately fell in admiration.

"Nimma, this also makes sense!"

"The Taoist priest is really close to science."

"Thousands of people wrote in blood, asking the priest to explain the reason why the great magister Liu Xiu directly exploded the stars and killed Wang Mang's hundreds of thousands of troops."

Jiang Yun paused the barrage for the fourth time, and he finally caught a fairly normal question.

"Anchor, I like a girl, but I can't tell him directly, how should I ask?"

The sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room started to joke.

"Well, I have a friend."

"He's got the details out of the way. Let's guess if that guy is 1 or 0?"

"If you understand, you will naturally understand. If you don't understand, don't ask."

Jiang Yun stood up, paced back and forth, frowning and thinking for 2 minutes.

Soon, a flash of light flashed in his mind: "Waiting for thirteen years, waiting for a person to return, this sentence translates to "Can I wait for you?"