Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The water friends in the live broadcast room are a little bit overwhelmed now.

Although everyone believes in science, if you read this too much, it is really easy to have nightmares.

The two arrived at the entrance of the village.

Jiang Huanong stopped in his tracks and asked, "Xiao Jiang, Black and White is so powerful now, how sure are you that you will take him down?"

"Don't worry, it's [-]% of course."

"Then I don't worry, just wait a while."

Jiang Hualong went to the sentry box at the entrance of the village, took out a small notebook, held a pen, and explained: "Xiao Jiang, although the situation is urgent now, we must go through the process."

"Show your itinerary code and health code, register, and I'll take your temperature for you!"

Jiang Yun was speechless. He took out his mobile phone, showed his itinerary code and health code, and took a pen to register.

Jiang Huanong pointed the temperature gun at Jiang Yun.

Drops, 36 degrees 2, body temperature is normal!

When the two of them were busy, a black figure in the shape of a human staggered out from the village.

The drone flew over, and when the water friends saw the black shadow in the live broadcast room, their hearts twitched.

Scary, really scary, Jiang Baibai's face was dark, his body was tattered, and blood was still bleeding from his nose and mouth.

His walking posture is quite stiff, so he is not a jumping zombie, but he is not much different from a zombie.

"Hiss, is this thing a zombie?"

"Master Dao, this thing is coming at you, don't register, draw your sword quickly!"

"Honey, I'm scared, come here quickly, come here quickly, shit, I don't have a husband [cover face]"

"My shit, my shit, my shit, is this thing contagious if it bites?"

Jiang Baibai, who had already stumbled, reached the sentry box at the entrance of the village.

He looked at the two of them, then raised his hand, and threw himself at Jiang Huanong.

"Fuck, Xiao Jiang, don't register, Jiang Baibai has come over!" Jiang Huanong let out a mournful cry.

He pointed the temperature gun in his hand at Jiang Heihei.

Drops, 0 degrees, normal body temperature!

The situation at the scene was really urgent, but the friendly reminder from the temperature gun made the nervous water friends in the live broadcast room break their defenses on the spot.

"0 degrees, 0 degrees is normal!"

"People are so cold, it must be abnormal, is it really a zombie?"

"Daozhang, don't do anything, hurry up and make a move."

"Please forgive me for laughing unkindly, hahaha!"

"I seriously doubt that this is a script, but I have no evidence. This live broadcast room is not fake with us, right?"

"New fans, don't worry, this live broadcast room is absolutely real!"

Jiang Huanong drew out his mahogany sword, raised the sword, and began to fight Jiang Baibai.

A fine mahogany sword was turned into a stick, but no matter how he chopped it, Jiang Baibai didn't respond.

At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.

1 minutes later.

The mahogany sword in Jiang Huanong's hand was broken into two pieces, but Jiang Heihei was unscathed and still alive and well.

At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.

2 minutes later.

When Jiang Huanong was fighting, he accidentally slipped and fell to the ground. Jiang Heihei jumped on him, and the two rolled on the ground.

At this time, Jiang Yun was still lying in the sentry box, writing the registration seriously.

3 minute later.

Jiang Huanong was exhausted, he was powerless to resist Jiang Baibai's attack, Jiang Baibai's drooling mouth was already attached to his neck.

At this time, Jiang Yun finally finished the registration, and he came out of the sentry box with the Sanqing sword in his hand.

"Fuck, what are you two doing, why don't you go in and stay for a while?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and they finally couldn't help it.

"Daozhang, you did it on purpose, hurry up and save someone!"

"This misunderstanding is getting bigger, Huanong's innocence!"

"In the middle of the night, the scene was so terrifying that I laughed out loud like a pig."

"The script is wrong, Daoist, why don't you play cards according to the routine?"

Jiang Huanong tried his best, he pushed Jiang Baibai's big mouth away, and said weakly, "Help...help!"

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第300章北瓜（求月票）

Seeing this, Jiang Yun rubbed his nose and decided not to eat melons and watch theatre.

He went up and kicked Jiang Baibai, who was lying on Jiang Huanong's body, flying three or four meters away.

After Jiang Baibai got up, he stumbled and rushed towards Jiang Yun.

boom!

Jiang Yun kicked him again, sending him flying three or four meters away.

After going back and forth several times.

After Jiang Baibai got up, he finally realized the reality. He turned around and stumbled towards the village.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded.

"I'll go, why are the zombies still running away?"

"Buying the weak and fearing the strong, fleeing in battle, this is not like an operation that zombies can play."

"Daoist, don't be dazed, chase after him quickly, don't let him run away, my home is in Wudang Mountain, I'm afraid!"

"It seems that if you really have to believe in science, it's really not a zombie."

Jiang Baibai's escape speed was very slow, and Jiang Yun chased after him easily.

He used sunflower acupuncture hands to keep it in place.

Seeing that the matter was settled, Jiang Huanong got out of the sentry box.

He circled around Jiang Hei Hei, touched his chin, and said firmly, "Xiao Jiang, I feel that Hei Hei is no longer human, why don't we burn it?"

A bunch of question marks appeared above Jiang Yun's head.

Criminals who commit homicide will be sentenced to death, life imprisonment and fixed-term imprisonment of more than 10 years.

Brother Huanong, we have no grievances or enmities, why do you want to harm the poor, Jiang Baibai is still a living person!

"What, living person, just now the temperature gun clearly measured 0 degrees."

"His chest is still heaving, the nosebleeds are still steaming, and the corners of his eyes are still streaming tears. How could he be dead?" Jiang Yun asked puzzled.

After studying the temperature gun for a while, the two came to the conclusion that the gun should be broken.

They carried Jiang Baibai and yelled back and forth in the village.

The villagers of Jiangjia Village opened the door of the house, and the person who was bitten was also tied up and carried out.

Everyone gathered at the village committee, and dozens of villagers gathered in a circle, muttering.

"Xiao Jiang, it's good if you come, what's wrong with them?"

"It's fine during the day, but suddenly fell ill at night. Whoever bites whoever it sees, is it rabies?"

"Rabies has a long incubation period. Several of them have the same symptoms. How could it be rabies?"

"Why hasn't the doctor come yet? I don't know if this person can still be saved."

……

While the villagers were discussing, Jiang Yun called a pot of hot water from the village committee.

He took a towel and wiped the faces of the bitten people clean, then observed carefully and came to the following conclusions.

These people's faces were darkened and their minds were confused, which is a typical symptom of poisoning.

Jiang Hei's mouth and nose were bleeding, it was purely when he was bitten randomly, he was beaten, it had nothing to do with poisoning.

The only puzzling thing is that the index fingers and thumbs of these people's left hands, especially the fingertips, are very yellow.

Jiang Yun frowned and thought hard for a long time, but he couldn't figure out what kind of poisoning symptoms this was.

"Uncles and aunts, the tips of their index fingers and thumbs on their right hands are yellow. This doesn't look like a symptom of poisoning. Did they eat something together?"

Jiang Baibai and the family members of several people who were bitten seriously recalled it.

"These people didn't get together today, why didn't they eat together!"

"Hiss, my fingertips are also yellow, what's the matter?"

"Jiang Kai, why are you joining in the fun? You dyed your fingertips because you peeled too many sugar oranges!"

"Chinese New Year is coming soon, everyone bought sugar oranges, and these people's fingertips turned yellow. Could it be because they peeled too many oranges and dyed them?"

"It shouldn't, it shouldn't, it can't?"

The village committee of Jiangjia Village fell silent for a moment.

Jiang Yun sniffed Jiang Heihei's yellowed fingertips silently, and there was indeed a fresh scent of oranges.

The other people are also in the same situation, this is really a misunderstanding...

A few days ago, a cart selling Tangerines came to Jiangjia Village to sell oranges. Almost every family in the village brought a few baskets to their homes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room finally couldn't hold back.

"No one can refuse a box of sweet and seedless Tangerines that are easy to peel!"

"I bought the Tangerine at my house in the morning, and my fingers turned yellow at noon."

"In one day, two baskets of sugar oranges were dazzled, and my mother pressed me on the bed and beat me up [cover my face]"

"The Taoist priest is speechless, hahaha, but oranges are delicious."

"The fake can't stop: Xuanmai; the real one can't stop: Shatangju."

Jiang Yun was very puzzled, but Jiang Baibai's parents quickly answered the question for him.

During the day, Jiang Heihei went to collect medicine in the old forest west of the village. At noon, he came out of the forest with a khaki melon in his arms.

The melon is a bit like a combination of cantaloupe and coconut. The shell is very hard, and there is a sound of water inside when you shake it.

Jiang Baibai took a photo and sent it to the herb collection group, and a drug dealer contacted him.

According to the drug dealer, the melon is called Beigua, which is extremely rare and has strong medicinal properties. It can treat cancer. He paid 5000 yuan and wanted to harvest the melon.

Jiang Baibai said that there are still some in the woods, and the two agreed to pick melons together after the Chinese New Year.

As a result, in the afternoon, another seven or eight medicine merchants in the herb gathering group contacted him.

The price of pumpkins also soared from 5000 yuan to [-] yuan!

Jiang Heihei was very curious, so he cut the pumpkin with a knife, and the thick black juice inside was a bit fishy.

He put the black juice in a bottle and sealed it, but in the process of handling, some of his hands were stained, and when it got dark, people started to go crazy, biting whoever they saw.

Jiang Yun immediately went to Jiang Baibai's house and brought back the pumpkin and the bottle of black juice inside.

He didn't know Beigua, so he took the melon and the man and returned directly to the Taoist temple.

At this time, in the backyard of the Taoist temple, the three of them were still fighting for wine.

"Master, I tapped people with sunflowers. It should be this thing that drives them crazy. Do you know it?" Jiang Yun asked.