Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Master Dao, using spells to intimidate, isn't this somewhat illegal?" Mr. Luo said in shock.

He had entered the Tianyuan Taoist Temple before, and had seen the impossible Lei Fa, so he already had some psychological expectations, but this was too outrageous.

Good guy, hundreds of miles away, using a spell to scare a hob meaty old Lai's parents into a nervous breakdown, and voluntarily confessing, is this really Taoism?

"Mr. Luo, you can't spitting blood, you have to pay attention to evidence when you break the law!"

"Pindao just burned a piece of A4 paper. It is obvious that the old Lai owes the project money all these years, and his conscience has always been troubled. Just happened to encounter this incident, and his inner defense collapsed."

"It's a good thing that they took the initiative to confess, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the poor." Jiang Yun said with a smile.

People who were watching the live broadcast made yelling sounds at the same time.

"Teacher, you talk, you continue to talk."

"No matter what, it's a good thing for old Laiken to take out the money."

"Fuck, Daoist, there is a bastard who owes me 200 yuan, can you get it back for me?"

"Three views are broken, Daoist Jiang really has something."

"The local land lord is quite efficient in handling affairs, and suddenly I feel that the Taoist priest is a little bit secretive!"

Zhu Zhu looked at Jiang Yun, and suddenly changed a little: "Jiang Daochang, I represent the owners of our community, thank you."

"Are you free? I'm going to Wudang Mountain. How about treating you to a meal and thanking you in person?"

She started the car and was about to get out of the garage.

Jiang Yun opened his mouth and said: "Ms. Zhu Zhu, you don't have to eat, and you have to turn off the engine to stop the car. You broke the law, do you know?"

"Driving in high heels is an act of obstructing safe driving. Two warning points will be deducted and a fine of 20 yuan to 200 yuan will be imposed."

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly hated iron for being weak.

"Daozhang, you can't let me go!"

"Obviously I was moved, and I was still thinking about other people wearing high heels. The Taoist priest's focus is really not in the same dimension as ours."

"The goddess is interested, but the priest is ruthless [cover face]"

Zhu Zhu was stunned for a moment, she turned off the engine and parked the car, and then took a picture of the phone's camera.

Under the driver's cab, a pair of white and straight jade legs were wearing a pair of sneakers, and they were shaking mischievously.

"Jiang Daochang wears high heels and doesn't drive. I've changed them a long time ago. Don't worry about it. Then let's add a friend. How can I contact you?"

"Thanks to you this time, otherwise we can only consider ourselves unlucky." Zhu Zhu asked with a smile.

Jiang Yun shook his head, and insisted: "Miss Zhu Zhu, it is the parents of the bear child who have a bad conscience and have taken the initiative to confess the hidden property."

"All this has nothing to do with Pindao. Since you are not wearing high heels and driving, then you are fine. Let's invite the next inmate."

"Director, change, Mr. Luo, this coffee is good, isn't it!"

After all, he is a star, so it would be nice to chat a little longer to gain popularity!

Reluctantly, the director hung up the video connection with Zhu Zhu, and then chose the next one to consult the audience.

In the underground parking garage, Zhu Zhu was sitting in the car, doubting his own charm.

The water friends in the live broadcast rooms of various platforms started to shoot the case.

"The Taoist priest lives up to his reputation, he is indeed a straight man."

"I'll give you a chance. You're useless. If it were me, I would have a second child."

"Gone among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches the body, such a clean and self-sufficient Taoist priest, I love it."

"That pair of long legs made my nose bleed, and I feel that the Taoist priest deliberately said high heels to give us benefits."

"I just want to know what the Taoist couple will look like in the future. I can go to Thailand to fix [dog head to save life]"

When Teacher Luo saw Jiang Yun mentioning coffee, he also remembered the advertisement.

He picked up the coffee and took a sip, then praised loudly: "This coffee tastes really good, it's neither bitter nor greasy, and it's very refreshing."

Jiang Yun replied bluntly: "What brand, the poor Taoist must stock up some for the Taoist temple."

"Drink a drink when you're tired from meditation to refresh your mind. You can't go wrong."

"The post office coffee under Post Express, a domestic brand, is trustworthy."

After Teacher Luo finished speaking, he clinked glasses with Jiang Yun at the same time, and they talked about thumbs.

The director and the on-site staff used their toes to dig out three rooms and one living room in embarrassment.

Jiang Daochang and Mr. Luo just said that they were discussing the advertisement, good guy, after discussing for a long time, they just said this?

Outrageous, off the mark, what a blunt way of advertising!

It was extremely hard, but the effect was good. At least the people who were watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

"Who thought of this advertisement, talent!"

"Oh my god, how did the two of them get so serious that they didn't laugh when they read out that slogan?"

"Coffee at the Post Office: Let's discuss it. Can we withdraw the investment? I won't vote for this advertisement."

"In a certain way, these two can be regarded as crouching dragons and phoenixes [cover face]"

"Fellow daoists, please stop talking. Daoist chief warns, Zhang San warns, we can't afford to offend them both."

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Chapter 344 Zhang San Certification (seeking monthly ticket)

In China, the reputation of postal express delivery is really nothing to say.

Wherever there are people, there is China Post, and the admission notices of students are all sent by postal express because they are reliable.

No matter how remote the destination is, as long as it is still in China, it will deliver it for you, even if you lose money.

This is a national enterprise that has established post offices in Mount Everest, Antarctica and space.

The post office coffee was born, and it was clearly targeted. Although the advertisement was hard-pressed, most people did not dislike it. Needless to say, they supported domestic production.

Drip!

After a while, a new audience came in.

The connected viewer is a big man from Inner Mongolia, riding a horse with an eagle on his shoulder, standing in front of his sheepfold.

It was very windy there, and the internet speed was not very good. He was muttering to himself: "That sheep seems to be born in [-]. It is a pig. A good sheep, why should it be a pig?"

"Let's delay and bake the yurt, hehehe, by the way, it's still a Sagittarius, so let's bake it even more!"

After he finished speaking, he got off his horse, walked into the sheep pen, and then used the first-person perspective to perform a unique skill of catching a sheep with one hand.

A big man from Inner Mongolia, with an eagle on his shoulders, a mobile phone in one hand to take selfies, and a sheep in the other, is extremely tough.

The water friends who watched the live broadcast couldn't help but be in awe.

"Covering my face, I feel that his hand can lift me up."

"Sheep: You are lofty, you are amazing, I am a pig, you want to eat me, are you human?"

"Fortunately, the machine gun was invented, and the Inner Mongolian friends on the grasslands became good at singing and dancing."

"The cause of a sheep's death: it is a pig, or a Sagittarius, this is the death of the sheep!"

"Yangyang: Hey, life is impermanent, big intestines are wrapped in small intestines, if you want to eat it, just tell me, why make excuses?"

Jiang Yun couldn't stand it any longer, and asked, "This layman from Inner Mongolia, we are here as a live broadcast room for popularizing the law. Do you have any legal advice?"

"Ah, it's finally connected. I've been online for half an hour."

"Hi Jiang Daochang, Mr. Luo, I'm Narilu from Inner Mongolia. I'm a fan of both of you. Do you two like to eat lamb?" Narilu put down the lamb in his hand and said excitedly.

The lamb narrowly escaped death, rolled and crawled, and rushed back to the sheepfold.

In the video footage, this simple man from Inner Mongolia was extremely excited. He introduced his winter camp to Jiang Yun, and kept asking for their contact information.

It was the first time for Jiang Yun to meet such enthusiastic fans. He waved his hands again and again, and said with a smile: "That day, Lay Lu, let's forget about the mutton, and I will accept it if I have good intentions."

"You contacted the program team, what kind of difficult case did you encounter?"

Lu slapped his forehead that day, and then he remembered, he shook his shoulders, and the eagle immediately flapped its wings.

"Jiang Daochang, two days ago, this eagle rushed into my sheepfold, trying to catch the sheep, but its claws got entangled in wool."

"The flock of sheep is crowded, and the wing of this hapless bastard was broken. I attached wings to it, and now it depends on me. It has to eat a lot of meat every day."

"I see that you have two eagles in the Taoist temple, can I raise them?"

Jiang Yun thought of the falcons and owls in his Taoist temple, and explained righteously: "The falcons and owls in the poor Taoist temple are voluntarily dependent on the Taoist temple, not artificially raised."

"Lay Lu, that day, you must be careful with what you say, and you can't just open your mouth."

"Laymen, let's identify popular creatures on the Internet. The eagle on his shoulder is a grassland eagle, also called a horned eagle, and belongs to the eagle family."

"The eagle family is a national second-class protected animal. It is not allowed to be raised artificially. Let it be released into the wild."

That day when Lu heard it, he was so excited that he immediately pulled the prairie eagle off his shoulder and put it on the saddle.

He poured out bitterness and complained: "Jiang Daochang, I'm not an outlaw fanatic, and I can't be like you, wandering on the edge of the law, tempting wildly."

"You are a ruthless person. You even dare to raise a golden monkey. These days, I am worried to death. I want to keep it. I am afraid of breaking the law. Now that I am sure it is breaking the law, I can rest assured. There is no psychological burden to throw it away."

Jiang Yun touched his nose, and weakly argued: "What kind of outlaw lunatic, but the poor are law-abiding Wudang three good citizens!"

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple has outstanding people and attracts some protected animals to check in every day. This is not against the law, Mr. Luo, don't you think so?"

Teacher Luo put down the coffee in his hand. He gave Jiang Yun a meaningful look, thought for a moment, and nodded helplessly: "This...is really not illegal!"

"But friends in front of the TV, don't imitate Jiang Daochang's behavior, he really understands the law."

Zhang San personally certified that the water friends in the live broadcast room had a new understanding of Jiang Yun's legal level.

That day, Lu made his move and blasted away the prairie eagle on the saddle.

After circling in the sky, the prairie eagle landed firmly on the saddle again, then turned its head sideways, staring at him with a slightly cute look.

"Hiss, I raised you to break the law, don't take revenge for your kindness, hurry up, and from now on, we will never violate the river water!"

"Cry~~~"

After the prairie eagle screamed, it fluttered its wings, but did not move again.

That day Lu chased him away three or four times in a row, but he still didn't drive away the prairie eagle.

The water friends in the live broadcast room all laughed.

"Nowadays, wild animals, it's really clear to eat and work hard."

"Ten catties of meat a day, most people really can't afford it."

"You can't get used to it. To be an eagle, you have to support yourself and let it return to nature!"

"Standing and talking doesn't hurt your back. If you have the means, are you willing to quit your job and start a business?"

Jiang Yun couldn't stand it anymore, he opened his mouth to help Na Rilu out of the siege, and asked the reason why the prairie eagle didn't want to leave.

"Cry~~~!"

"What, there are cats on the grassland teaching you like this, can you earn a living?"

"Why are you wronged? No matter how active you are, you are different from a cat. You are protecting animals!" Jiang Yun said in shock.

That day, Lu laughed like a barbell, and the water friends in the live broadcast room also laughed.

"Can the priest really communicate with animals?"

"Okay, monks, a little psychic ability, it's normal!"

"This reason is reasonable, and the credibility is quite high."

"This prairie eagle has definitely become a master. Knowing that people dare not touch it, it must be served with good food and drink."

"Prairie Eagle: [Petrochemical], that's what the stray cat called me two days ago, I've taken the initiative, why did you drive me away, sad!"

Jiang Yun tried his best to persuade him for a long time, but it was of no avail. The prairie eagle was standing on the saddle. When someone chased it away, it flew into the air and circled for a while, looking for a chance to land again.

That day Lu was stunned, this is not a national second-class protected animal, this is clearly a dog skin plaster!

He rescued the eagle by himself, why did he save it by mistake, no, he had to let it go, otherwise he should have gone in.