Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"[Immortal Flying to the Moon Fireworks]: The system uses the host as a template, specially customized high-end fireworks, the display effect is amazing, and it is the best weapon for attracting fans."

Jiang Yun looked at the three items he had drawn, and fell into deep thought. The system is really humane. This Mid-Autumn Festival event is a little touching.

Forget it, don't worry about it, let's open the Mid-Autumn Festival gift bag first and see what's inside. If there are five-nut mooncakes, then...

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第59章贵客登门（求月票）

In the box of the Mid-Autumn Festival gift package, there are 12 yuan moon cakes neatly placed, with two large characters inscribed on them - Wuren.

Looking at the Wuren moon cake, Jiang Yun sighed, and then he was relieved.

This Mid-Autumn Festival without five-nut mooncakes, is it still Mid-Autumn Festival?

Fortunately, in addition to the moon cakes, there is a row of Weixiao Huan Dan under the box, which can increase internal strength for three months after taking it, a total of ten bottles.

In this way, this Mid-Autumn Festival gift package can be regarded as a small surprise.

After Jiang Yun finished taking Weixiao Huandan, he found his dantian with inner vision, and found that his inner strength had increased a lot, and he felt at ease immediately.

Internal force is a panacea, advance to defend against enemies, retreat to heal injuries, naturally the bigger the better.

at dinner time.

Two uninvited guests came to the Taoist temple with heavy gifts in their hands.

When they came to the entrance of the Taoist temple, they immediately saw Xiao Hei who was dozing off at the gate.

The plump black-stalk snake more than two meters long has a strong sense of oppression.

The two looked at each other, lingering outside the Taoist temple for a long time, not daring to knock on the door.

They hesitated for half an hour.

In the end, they came to the Taoist temple with their hands behind their backs for dinner, and Hou Er, who was in evening class, helped them out.

"Hoo ho ho~"

"Hiss hiss~~ hiss~!"

The editor-in-chief of Tiger Fish Live Outdoor Channel, Transparent, watched Hou Er dragging Xiao Hei's tail and throwing the snake to the eaves, he was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

"Boss, is it scientific for the golden monkey to beat the black snake?"

"Who is Daoist Jiang, don't you know?"

Editor-in-chief Wu Tong helped his gold-rimmed glasses, and said quite calmly: "In Tianyuan Taoist Temple, don't tell me about science."

He came in front of Hou Er, clasped his fists together, and asked, "You are being polite, Fellow Monkey, I have a business to look for your master, please show me the way."

"Ho Ho Ho Ho~~"

Monkey Two nodded excitedly.

It clasped its fists in return, and then rushed into Tianyuan Taoist Temple without looking back.

Wu Tong looked shocked: "Transparency, that golden monkey understood what I said!"

"Boss, you just said that in Tianyuan Taoist Temple, don't talk about science."

"Let's hurry up, the black-tailed snake is looking for a way to climb down, it will climb down later, but no one is covering us."

Transparently holding the gift, she chased after Hou Er's footsteps, and ran into Tianyuan Taoist Temple.

Wutong also reacted, and he also spread his legs and chased inside.

Xiao Hei, who had just climbed down, looked dazed, and even felt a little wronged in his heart, so I just slept, why was he thrown to the eaves by the monkey?

Can this world still be good? Why do you bully the honest snake all day long!

Taoist backyard.

Jiang Yun was cooking with an apron on, when he heard the movement, he raised his head and looked out the window, and Hou Er led two men in.

If you read correctly, those two people should be the editor-in-chief and editor-in-charge of the tiger fish platform.

The help of these two people should be very important for me to be able to get the recommendation position of Huyu live broadcast in the future and grow into a big anchor.

Jiang Yun looked at the two nobles, and he didn't know how to greet them for a while, so he scratched his head and asked, "Here you are, have you eaten? Do you want to eat something here?"

Wutong and Tonghua looked at each other, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

The only big anchor of his own channel, he seems to be quite talkative, he is worthy of being a monk, his temperament is really easy-going, and he is a good person at first glance.

"Jiang Daochang, the two of us took the liberty of visiting today. In addition to signing a contract with you on behalf of Tiger Fish Platform, we also brought you mooncakes and Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs from the platform."

"The road in the mountains is not easy to walk. Neither of us had a serious meal all day. If it's not troublesome, you can bring us a bite to eat." Wutong said embarrassedly.

Jiang Yun nodded and said, "It's easy to handle. For the matter of adding two more pairs of chopsticks, you two can bring in the hairy crabs from Yangcheng Lake."

"Xiao Bai, Hou Er and Xiao Hei, don't be in a daze, the three of you, hurry up and greet the distinguished guests to walk around the Taoist temple, let's eat hairy crabs tonight!"

Wu Tong and Tong Tong followed Hou Er with horror on their faces, keeping close at every step, while Xiao Hei followed them innocently.

It still hasn't figured out what it did wrong. Why are Xiaobai and the golden monkey so popular? Is it possible that humans also engage in racial discrimination?

When Jiang Yun was handling the crabs, he was a little bored, so he turned on the live broadcast, ready to chat with his water friends.

"The Taoist priest is so rich that he actually steamed more than a dozen hairy crabs at once. Is he planning to fill up his stomach?"

"Damn, I suddenly want to go to the Taoist temple to rub hairy crabs."

"During the Mid-Autumn Festival, hairy crabs are too expensive, and I am really reluctant to buy them."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room. He covered his forehead, unable to explain whether to laugh or cry: "Two distinguished guests came to the Taoist temple tonight, carrying two boxes of crabs in their hands. They said it was a Mid-Autumn Festival gift from Huyu platform."

"Otherwise, how can the poor Taoist priests be willing to buy these things? If we can't get enough to eat, we should spend the unjust money?"

"I just don't know if this crab is authentic, is it a hairy crab from Yangcheng Lake?"

The friends in Suzhou in the live broadcast room were immediately happy.

"My family has authentic Xinghua Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs. If the Taoist priest wants to eat them, I can post some [dog head to save your life] for you."

"Can I buy authentic Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs in Gucheng Lake?"

"I only eat Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs from Luoma Lake, and other places are not authentic at all."

"Friends in Suzhou, don't play tricks, don't mislead friends from other places, all the crabs in Suzhou are called Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs."

"Crab: I listen to the organization's arrangements. I can be anywhere. Anyway, I will be killed."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room with a confused face. How could Suzhou in bulk be so united in the matter of crabs?

But I have learned a lot. It turns out that the northern Jiangsu crabs are called Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs, not specifically Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs.

There is nothing wrong with the crabs distributed by the tiger fish platform. They are big, thick, creamy yellow, and delicious. All the members of Tianyuan Taoist Temple divided them into two.

After dinner.

Wu Tong opened his mouth and said, "Master Dao, we didn't want to disturb you, but it's really too late today, you still have to live broadcast tonight, or we'll sign the contract tomorrow?"

"Alright, it's getting late and the mountain road is difficult, so you two should stay in the Taoist temple today." Jiang Yun nodded in agreement.

After tidying up a wing room for the two of them, he took the three cuties of Tianyuan Taoist Temple to the Sanqing Hall to read the evening class.

Wutong and Tonghua were wandering around the Taoist temple, and the two accidentally discovered the half stone pillar in front of the Taoist temple.

Transparent touched and knocked on the stone pillar, he studied it for a long time, and finally confirmed that it was granite.

"Boss, what the fuck, Daoist Jiang actually played with us for real during the live broadcast. He actually split this granite pillar with his sword."

"Hey, I originally wanted to persuade the Taoist priest not to accept the challenge of kicking the hall from those people tomorrow. The company's legal department will send a lawyer's letter to those people to warn them."

"Now it seems that I was thinking too much. If Jiang Daochang drew his sword tomorrow, who would be able to withstand it?" Wu Tong was also shocked.

When the two were talking in a low voice, there was a wooden fish knocking sound from the Taoist temple.

Boom!

Jiang Yun's deep chanting sound came, although the sound was not loud, it was extremely penetrating.

Wutong and Tonghua were refreshed, and they were instantly addicted to it. Their brains were completely empty, and they felt extremely comfortable.

After the evening class ended and the chanting stopped, they came back to their senses.

"Fuck, boss, Daoist Jiang's chanting sound is amazing. After listening to it, I don't feel sore anymore, and I don't feel tired anymore."

"Yeah, I am the same. It seems that our Huyu platform has really had a good fortune and signed a really good person."

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第60章河南电视台永远滴神（求月票）

The evening class of Tianyuan Taoist Temple is over.

Jiang Yun took out the three-body smart projector and installed it in the backyard of the Taoist temple. The images it projected happened to shine on the white wall of the Taoist temple.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the projector very puzzled.

"Master Daoist, you don't do live broadcasts at night, why are you playing with the projector?"

"Could it be that the Taoist priest wants to take the water video time and take us to watch a movie?"

"Don't tell me, the movie-watching atmosphere in the Taoist Temple really has the feeling that my parents took me to watch a group movie when I was young."

"Actually, watching a movie is also very good. I haven't watched a movie for a long time. I'll set up a booth in the live broadcast room. Don't kick me."

"Mineral water with peanuts and melon seeds, eight-treasure porridge for beer and drink, please give way to the water friends in the live broadcast room, does anyone want to eat?"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of water friends in the live broadcast room, and he said: "Henan Satellite TV is seriously ill this year, and the condition is very serious, so let's watch Henan TV tonight."

"If you ask Pindao what kind of disease it is, then Pindao can only tell you that it's cultural bullshit disease. The Mid-Autumn Festival Gala they filmed this year is really amazing."

The Henan water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly felt relieved.

"Daozhang, if you say that, then we have something to talk about."

"Please tell the anchor next time, please hurry up, my 40-meter-long sword almost buried the anchor later."

"Suddenly I feel dazed when I draw my sword and look around. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone."

"When the Taoist priest quit the literary world, I did not agree [Goutou Baosheng]"

"Those who are going to draw their knives to kill the anchor send a home address, and I'm going to have dinner at your house."

Jiang Yun moved out a small table, put peanuts and melon seeds and five-nut mooncakes drawn by the system, and the festive atmosphere came out immediately.

He was sitting on the reclining chair, and the three little guys from Tianyuan Taoist Temple were all lying on their futons, and each of them looked very cute.

Because of choice phobia, the ten programs produced by Henan Satellite TV can be played one by one.

Every frame of every program is absolutely perfect, with perfect texture, which makes people feel unsatisfied watching.

"Autumn Moon Ji" Fire trees and silver flowers are flying all over the sky, and iron flowers soar into the sky, one after another!The most amazing!

"The Crane Comes Back" fireworks in the world, the crane in Lingyun, carrying poetry, soars to the sky!The most elegant!

……

"Guanghan Palace" night falls, the bright moon rises into the sky, the moonlight fills the ground, and people think about their emotions.

The Henan water friends in the live broadcast room watched the Mid-Autumn Festival night produced by their own satellite TV, and they were instantly stunned.

"The Dragon Boat Wonderful Tour last time shocked me for half a month. I didn't expect that my satellite TV would have another lore this time."

"The programs produced by Henan Satellite TV are really long in my aesthetics, except that they are a little shorter."

"When the toilet comes out and gets beaten, that's what it means to make a show with your heart!"

"Whether Henan Satellite TV wants to donate or not is up to me. We can donate Shandong Satellite TV [dog head to save life]"

"Baoyou, Shandong Satellite TV is the national war preparation station, so donating is not acceptable!"

Jiang Yun, like all water friends, is watching and bragging, he has no so-called superior airs at all.

After watching the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala of Henan Satellite TV, he found the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala of Shaanxi Satellite TV.

It has to be said that this year Shaanxi Satellite TV was also infected by Henan Satellite TV's cultural bullshit. The quality of the Mid-Autumn Festival Gala they produced is also not to mention.

Especially the live shooting of "In Chang'an", which is completely different from Henan Satellite TV.

The Shaanxi water friends in Jiangyun's live broadcast room also froze.