Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Wang Pinuo became excited. There was a problem that had troubled her for more than ten years, and she had no clue. Maybe it would be resolved today.

There are two main reasons for asking Jiang Yun.

One is that the monks are well-informed, and the other is that the Wudang School is also considered a martial arts school, and may know some secrets that ordinary people do not know.

[Wang Pinluo]: "Master Daoist, you should also know the little dragon girl who has reached the extreme, so what is her real name Long?"

Jiang Yun touched his nose. This question really touched his blind spot of knowledge.

However, the housekeeper brushed Huya No. 1, and he must give others an answer.

"Little Dragon Girl's real name is unknown, but Pindao can reasonably speculate that there must be a dragon in her name."

"She and her senior sister Li Mochou were both adopted by one of Lin Chaoying's maids. Both of them follow their master's surname. Her senior sister's name is Li Mochou. Her name should also be three characters."

"Little Dragon Girl is dressed in white, graceful and graceful, like a cloud, faintly visible, Pindao feels that there must be a word cloud in her name."

Jiang Yun analyzed it clearly and logically, and Wang Boluo nodded repeatedly. After listening, she suddenly realized that something was wrong, and she split open on the spot.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy.

"The surname is Li, and there are two characters of dragon and cloud in the name. Li Yunlong will definitely not be able to run away."

"Shocked, what the Taoist said makes sense, anyway, I believe it."

"It can't be done, I already have a picture in my mind. When Guo'er and Xiaolongnv visited the hall, I——Yang Guo, I——Li Yunlong...hahaha!"

"I don't study much, Daoist, don't lie to me!"

"I don't think it's important what Little Dragon Girl's name is. I'm just curious. How did Yang Guo cut his fingernails 16 years after his arm was broken?"

"Master Dao, can you analyze how Xiao Zhao changed her underwear after being handcuffed for so many years?"

[Gentleman's Revenge] The reward was super popular, with a message: "Master Dao, I have been abroad for many years, and my graduation thesis this year is about the strange buffs of Chinese people."

"I feel a lot, but I just can't sum it up. You are a monk, you live in seclusion in the mountains, and you are an outsider compared with the secular world. Can you tell me something?"

Jiang Yun stroked his chin, frowned, and began to think.

There are indeed many strange buffs on Chinese people, such as drinking more hot water, making up for change, pursuing the unification of mountains and rivers, and so on.

These strange buffs are already common to Chinese people, but they often shock foreigners who come to China to play.

But Jiang Yun thinks that the most distinctive buff is definitely a vegetable.

There have been two vegetable gardens in the backyard of Tianyuan Taoist Temple since ancient times, and not only in Jiangjia Village, but also in cities, people often see people planting something in the green belt.

As for growing à la carte in flower pots at home, that is a routine operation, but in foreign countries, this kind of behavior is really not seen.

The water friends in the live broadcast room also began to use their clever brains, recalling their unique buffs.

"Daoist, does burning paper on us count as atheism?"

"It feels like in this world, only people in our country like to write notes. Thousands of years of history, what was done on which day, everything is written down."

"I think dialectics is also a kind. A good horse will never turn back, and a prodigal son will never turn back for money."

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Chapter 111 I Call Emergency Hedging (Please recommend)

"You may not believe me. When I was studying abroad, my roommate Ah San was extremely confident. I stayed up late at night to study by myself. Ah San said that my cultural background was poor, so I worked harder. In the end, I was the first in the class in the exam. He hung up, that bastard [cover face]"

"It feels like the whole world seems to have princes and generals in China, rather than a kind of spiritual inheritance."

"Of course, the main reason why Huaxia Network's cool articles are unique in the world is because there are too many counterattacks in our history, which makes us all feel that we can turn the tables, so we have a strong sense of substitution."

"The teacher's catchphrase of the domestic characteristic buff: You are the worst class I have ever led, hahaha."

"There is also the same mother: it's almost eight o'clock, why don't you go to school, get up and look at 06:30, alas~~"

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun felt emotional.

Although I am an orphan, I have also experienced the joy of being in the same world and having the same mother.

When I was young, Tianyuan Taoist Temple used the old sheets that were unified across the country, which is very old-fashioned, and Chisong Taoist leader often threatened Jiang Yun at 06:30 in the morning, saying that it was already eight o'clock.

He sighed in his heart: Oh, master, I hope you can be a good person when you get there.

In the past few days after entering the mountain, there have been many hot news on the Internet.

One of them is related to Mr. Luo who helped Jiang Yun in the lawsuit.

Volvo Cars has recently changed a new spokesperson, yes, that person is Mr. Luo.

Jiang Yun found that the water friends in the live broadcast room kept asking him what he thought of this matter, and his face was a little ugly.

Today's young people are so courageous, how dare they say anything!

"Every layman, avoid danger in an emergency, don't talk about this, understand?" Jiang Yun helplessly covered his forehead and warned.

The hearts of many water friends tightened, and they all felt that what they just said was a bit deadly.

"Damn it, I almost forgot Teacher Luo's world-renowned reputation. Teacher Luo should not be in the live broadcast room, right?"

"I saw Teacher Luo was chatting in the live broadcast room, so I quickly closed the live broadcast room. What's my name? My name is emergency avoidance!"

"I went to the store to look at the car, but I didn't buy it. Finally, I received a summons and was sentenced to three years [dog head to save my life]"

"The legal department of Volvo Cars, I feel like I'm going to lose my job."

"Zhang San's lessons learned from the past, Brother Sicong didn't say anything, so what dare we say!"

[Teacher Luo] Reward a treasure map with a message: "Don't be nervous, Daoist Jiang, I'm the people's teacher, and I'm a good person!"

"The tiger fish platform asked me to open a column a few months ago to promote the popularization of the law. At that time, we will interact with each other. You are such a big anchor, let me gain popularity."

The water friends in the live broadcast room just yelled a few words, the boss was confused, and after the boss got angry, they suddenly felt something was wrong.

Everyone checked that Mr. Luo was on the weekly contribution list of Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. He had official certification and was undoubtedly a real person.

"Holy shit, it's so scary, it's Mr. Luo, Ben Luo, who knelt on the spot."

"I just want to know if the Taoist priest is panicking now, and if he is moved."

"Suddenly, I was looking forward to the interaction between the two of them, and felt that it would not be a problem for our anchor to be sentenced to three years."

The corner of Jiang Yun's mouth twitched slightly, and he cupped his fists at the camera and said, "Mr. Luo, it's easy to talk about the interaction between Lianmai and Mai."

"Pindao has always been very enthusiastic about public welfare undertakings such as popularizing the law. It will be no problem for the two of us to shoot a series."

[Teacher Luo]: "Hahaha, Daoist Jiang, then we will make an agreement on this matter. I will report to the official live broadcast of Tiger Fish to see if it can be done."

"Be careful in the wild. After the broadcast, we will add friends through private messages. If you need legal assistance in the future, just come to me."

"By the way, please tell Mr. Zhang that you must first obtain the consent of the relevant department before you can take the wild animals out of the mountain. The order of these two cannot be mistaken."

Jiang Yun nodded, and he quickly sent his WeChat account to Mr. Luo through the private message chat function of Huya's background.

The water friends in the live broadcast room looked at the old Taoist priest Zhang Zhishun who was sleeping soundly next to him, and they all sighed in their hearts.

Fortunately, Mr. Zhang went to bed early, otherwise he would be warned by Mr. Luo, how could he still be able to sleep!

"Curious, who is Mr. Luo, why are you so afraid of him?"

"Upstairs, just your rhetorical question, at least five years to start!"

"The deity of Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, who do you think he is?"

"Our Taoist priest has already stepped into the world of cultivating immortals with half a foot. He has to be polite to Teacher Luo. Can you imagine the horror of Teacher Luo?"

"Don't say half a foot into the world of cultivating immortals, even if a person enters the world of cultivating immortals, he must abide by the law. Our country has jurisdiction over all citizens, no matter where they are!"

The unknown smell came up all at once, and the water friends who were not very familiar with Teacher Luo in the live broadcast room also felt a sense of respect in their hearts.

Teacher Luo and the others didn't know each other, but Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic, was well-known to everyone.

At 09:30, Jiang Yun yawned. He suddenly remembered something and felt the need to share it with his friends.

"Has anyone in the live broadcast room visited the recent Zhuhai Air Show?"

"Those who have been there, tell me what the models of the Luanniao large-scale aerospace carrier platform, the Xuannv fighter plane and the Chengying tactical drone armor in the Nantianmen project look like."

The non-military fans in the live broadcast room were stunned. The Nantianmen Project, Luanniao and Xuannv, how could this sound like something pulled out of a fairy tale.

Military fans and water friends were excited to the climax on the spot. At the last Zhuhai Air Show, the J-20 became Mrs. Niu, and everyone basically rushed to the H-20, who hadn't shown up yet.

As a result, after I went there, I saw the Luanniao model, and their H20 Britney, who hadn't passed the door, was thrown into limbo on the spot and turned into a yellow flower of yesterday.

"Science fiction fans said that I am very interested in the Nantianmen project. If that plan cannot be realized, I will die with regret!"

"Post-80s have no chance, and post-90s and post-00s have a high probability of seeing it."

"Boom 20: I am the worst weapon in the country, please call me Mrs. Niu from now on."

"The Nantianmen plans to hang aliens. Is there anyone who makes a movie or writes it? I want to see it."

"Fusion reactors, force field generators, mind control battle armor, isn't this the concept proposed by Ying Jiang?"

"Yingjiang: Rabbit, what are you doing? [vomiting blood]

Rabbit: I am helping you realize your dream! 【cool】"

"It always feels like we discovered something on the moon some time ago, and we're ready to fight aliens. It's outrageous."

"I can't see those good things anymore. May the motherland become stronger and stronger [crying tears]"

Just as Jiang Yun was about to speak, old Taoist Zhang Zhishun woke up.

The old man turned on his phone. He originally wanted to check the time, but found that he hadn't exited Jiang Yun's live broadcast room. When he was about to exit, he glanced at the barrage, and his expression changed suddenly.

"Boy, the old man warns you to be careful and responsible in what you say. Our country is still the largest developing country in the world. How can we have the money to do those things?"

"The deck of the No. 003 aircraft carrier is still warped, and the new and greatly improved H-[-]K is covered under the colored strips of the AVIC New Aircraft R&D Center."

"I swear by the lifelong reputation of the patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty that Luanniao is the magic reformed Yun 20, Xuannv is the large-scale rainbow combat drone, and Chengying Tactical Drone Armor is DJI's small suicide drone. .”

"You kid, don't think that you are popular now. Someone likes you. If there are many people watching your live broadcast, you spread rumors everywhere. That's not good!"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang who was talking eloquently, and fell silent on the spot.

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Chapter 112 You asked me what war terror is (seeking a monthly ticket)

Zhang Zhishun's eloquent and eloquent figure gradually merged with Zhang Juzuo's figure, and there was no sense of disobedience.

In the past, the J-20 leaked secrets, and the director was ordered in a crisis. The show started to fight suddenly, and the serious propaganda: How can there be any J-20, and the most I think is the big change of J-10.

This fourth-generation aircraft is not the fourth-generation aircraft of the other. The J-10 is a three-and-a-half-generation fighter. After this modification, it will be a [-]-generation fighter at most.

"Mr. Zhang, are you an outside staff member of the War Sudden Bureau in Daomen?" Jiang Yun asked weakly.

"On behalf of all the members of the Wudang Mountain Branch of the China Strategic Deception Bureau, I solemnly declare that there is absolutely no strategic deception bureau in China!" Zhang Zhishun's tone was firm.

The water friends in the live broadcast room immediately turned into understanding kings, and the conversation has already reached this point, who still doesn't understand?

"Damn it, I can't sleep at night. Watching a live broadcast, I thought Zhang Juzuo had started cultivating immortality."

"The ideological consciousness of the older generation is so high that the Zhanhu bureau has disappeared, and the members of the bureau are still working diligently in Zhanhu."

"To be reasonable, Zhang Juzuo's sentence back then that the J-20 is a modification of the J-10 also fooled me."

"It's normal for us to be fooled. Ying Jiang was fooled so much that he even dismantled his own F22 production line. Now he regrets it and wants to reinstall it, but finds out that he can't go back."

"My younger brother was admitted to the University of Aeronautics and Technology last year. I beat him eight times when I came home from vacation this year. He gritted his teeth and said that the J-20 is a major improvement of the J-10 [Tear Run]"

Jiang Yun looked at Mr. Zhang, thought for a while, and decided to expose his identity and show his cards to all the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Every layman in the live broadcast room, don't pretend to be poor, I have a showdown. In fact, I am a temporary worker of the Wudang Mountain Team of the Hunan Branch of the War Terrorism Bureau."

"Since ancient times, we in China have always insisted on keeping our word and doing what we say. What's more, the Nantianmen Project is a major plan announced by the state. Don't worry, we will definitely be able to do it in the end. It's nothing more than a matter of time."

"Controllable nuclear fusion technology, force field generation device, mind-controlled armor and wireless charging technology, we have made major breakthroughs, and the research progress is already in a leading position in the world!"

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun looked at Jiang Yun with complicated eyes. The old man raised his clenched fist several times, but finally let it go.

Many water friends in the live broadcast room climaxed on the spot with excitement, but some were dejected and muttered to themselves.

"A hundred years of war suddenly, ruined in one fell swoop!"

"Daoist, Wu is a netizen from the northern part of the mainland. Wu is very interested in your war and sudden situation. Can we add ins to get in touch?"

"Lei, monkeys, you are not a fan of Nanfangwan, there is no hope and there is no cooperation between Ge Da project and Lei."