Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

The old priest Zhang Zhishun saw Jiang Yun's plan, and he quickly stopped him: "Boy, in broad daylight, the world is bright, the old man warns you, you can't use Lei Fa casually!"

"No matter what the situation, safety is the top priority. Don't mess around. It's not too late for you to do it later."

Jiang Yun looked at the old man, he touched the back of his head in embarrassment, and said, "Mr. Zhang, you have to believe in science. I really don't know how to do tricks. It was a coincidence that it was windy and rainy that day!"

The employees of the surrounding Tianyan base are at a loss, what is safe?What Rafa?

The graduate student in the dormitory next door to Jiang Yun explained to the people around him what happened last night in a low voice, and soon, everyone knew that Jiang Yun knew how to use thunder.

Everyone looked at Jiang Yun in front of the incense table, and their hearts skipped a beat. Could it be that the Taoist priest just wanted to use thunder?

They suddenly felt that the place under their feet was not safe, and they didn't know who was leading the way. After a while, the people in this small square dispersed.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room saw it, they sighed in their hearts.

"Old Daoist Zhang has immeasurable merit and virtue. He stopped him, and I really don't know how many people were saved!"

"The eyes of the people are discerning, Taoist priest, how dare you say that you don't know how to do tricks!"

"The anchor's morality is quite high. Even if he summons the thunder, there is no danger. Why are those people running?"

"[Cover your face], if you are not afraid of [-], you are afraid of the eventuality. The sky has no eyes, so what if the lightning strikes the wrong way?"

"It's still the same old saying, if you do what you want, I'll see if you're cowardly or not!"

Jiang Yun sat on the futon. After he had carved more than a dozen tokens of the Fire Dragon and Pan Sword, he stood up and stretched his muscles. When he raised his head, he was stunned.

What's the matter, why is no one gone?

He looked up and looked around, and found that everyone was lying on their stomachs on the balcony of the staff dormitory. Everyone was holding two big buns in their hands, and they were eating and looking this way.

Jiang Yun patted the sawdust on his body, shook his head and sighed: "The world is going down, people's hearts are not old!"

It's not authentic, it's really not authentic, you don't even notify the poor Dao when you eat, are you human?

The fire dragon pan sword token has achieved this step, even if the consecration is completed, it only needs to be worn with a red string, and it can be worn on the body to ward off evil spirits.

Jiang Yun put all the tokens together, and he was about to call people down, when a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Anyway, everyone ran away, how about trying Lei Fa and reclaiming my innocence?

Anyway, no money, how much is it!

Jiang Yun respectfully placed more than a dozen tokens on the incense table, pointed to the sky with one hand, pinched a formula with the other, and looked up at the sky.

Well, this gloomy weather, regardless of whether there will be thunder or not, can be explained.

"Heaven and earth are boundless, Mysterious Heart is righteous, Nine Heavens Divine Thunder, listen to my order."

"Lei come to protect yourself!"

Kacha~~

rumbling~

A thunder came straight towards the incense table, accompanied by a huge thunder, whether it was everyone in the Sky Eye base or everyone in front of the camera of the drone, their eyes were blank and their ears were buzzing.

After waiting for more than ten seconds, everyone gradually recovered their hearing and vision.

They were surprised to find that amidst electric sparks, Jiang Yun stood with his hands behind his back and his eyes slightly closed.

In that scene, he was conferred directly on the spot, that is, he was wearing a mountaineering suit instead of a Taoist robe, otherwise he would really be a god descending from the earth.

After the water friends in the live broadcast room were stunned for three seconds, they went crazy on the spot.

"Fuck, the anchor can't explain clearly now, right?"

"I knelt down directly to the Taoist priest, I am really convinced!"

"It's awesome, it's amazing, I, a foreigner, finally saw a Chinese god. It's really awesome, a bit like Thor!"

"Um, housing management, how should we explain to the foreigners in the live broadcast room that we have to believe in science?"

"Don't explain it to foreigners, explain it to me first, is this scientific or not?"

Senior Taoist Zhang Zhishun quickly ran down the staff dormitory building. He glanced at Jiang Yun, and after confirming that he was all right, he turned around and glanced at the incense case, and froze in place.

The statues of the Sanqing gods and offerings on the incense case were intact, only the dozen or so fire dragon and pan sword tokens were covered with the unique burn marks of thunder and lightning.

The old Taoist's mouth twitched, and his left eyelid twitched wildly.

[Hunyuan Lei Mo'an]: "Fellow Taoists of the Maoshan sect, do you usually consecrate tokens like this?"

[Longmen faction Yiyi]: "Fellow daoists, it's because I don't have enough Taoism or Jiang Daoyou's mana is too strong. He actually summoned the sky thunder. This is unscientific!"

[Maoshan Linzhengfa]: "Cover your face, fellow disciples, our Maoshan faction only consecrates tokens when thunder and lightning strikes, such opportunities are rare."

"Summoning Tianlei directly, it's really too violent, even the founder of our Maoshan sect can't do it!"

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "Fellow daoists, let's talk about the influence of this in the live broadcast room of fellow daoists. I built a QQ group, let's talk about it in the group."

Everyone nodded in praise, and they didn't know who took the lead to swipe a treasure map, so the screen of Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was swiped by the treasure map.

Basically, all the fellow Taoists brushed up some gifts when they left, and thought about it. After all, they are pulling their butts with a knife today, which is really eye-opening.

The ordinary water friends in the live broadcast room didn't know what to say at this time.

Daoist confused?not feeling well.

Daoist atmosphere?It didn't feel too good either.

I can only sigh, the anchor is awesome, the anchor is 666.

Jiang Yun sighed, rubbed his eyes with his hands, and then opened them.

The place where the lightning struck just now was really too close to him, and the loud noise alone shocked people.

If an ordinary person were to stand here, not to mention being cremated on the spot, at least he would be admitted to the ICU.

"Sanqing Patriarch, God really gave me face. The lightning struck me very well this day. Don't strike again next time!" Jiang Yun shook his head, and then he felt a little clearer.

He was just about to see what happened to the dozen Fire Dragon Panjian Tokens, but when he looked up, he saw old Taoist Zhang Zhishun standing in front of him.

"Tsk tsk tsk, the engraving of the Order of the Five Thunders on this token is really good, but the date of manufacture is a bit off, but it doesn't hurt."

"Your skills are not bad, it seems that your master has taught you a lot of real skills!"

Jiang Yun was at a loss for words for a while, he touched his nose in embarrassment, and said, "Mr. Zhang, you misunderstood, please listen to me to explain to you!"

"Although it is rare to pull lightning out of dry land, it is not uncommon. This incident is really a coincidence. You must believe in science!"

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun was very calm. He handed the tokens of the fire dragon and coiled sword to Jiang Yun, and said, "Touch and see, you boy. The effect of consecrating these tokens with Lei Fa is really good."

"The old man just touched it for a while, and he felt warm all over his body, and the cold air on his body disappeared, and he was very comfortable."

"We've been together for a while, and I naturally want to believe that science believes in you, but my fellow Taoists don't."

"They built a QQ group, I will pull you into the group, you can explain to them."

Jiang Yun: "..."

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Chapter 136 The Daoist Family

Zhang Benchu ​​of the Sanfeng faction has just successfully created the QQ group. After he changed the name of the QQ group to Daomen, Love, Love and Family, he began to pull people frantically.

In the case of people pulling people, when Jiang Yun was pulled into the group by Zhang Zhishun, the QQ group already had more than 400 people.

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "Ahem, fellow disciples who joined the group, please take a look at my name format, and change your nickname to your real sect and real name."

Although Jiang Yun was somewhat reluctant, he still changed his nickname to Tianyuan Daoguan Jiangyun.

It's okay if you don't change it, once you change it, you will be recognized on the spot.

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "@天元道观江云, Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, Jiang Dao is friendly!"

[Hunyuan Lei Mo'an]: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, I didn't expect Jiang Daoyou to join the group so soon. Young people are good, and now they can use these high-tech things."

[Zhengyang Zhongliting]: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, Jiang Daoyou, when you were young, the old man went to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to hug you, have you ever heard your master mention it?"

[Qingwei Pai Yingyan]: "Little friend Jiang, we people in the Northeast are hospitable and hospitable, and the Taoists in the Northeast are the same. If you go to the Northeast, you must go to our Taoist temple to place an order!"

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: "Brother Ying Yan, you just said that my brother Jiang is just like his master. He has a good talent, but he doesn't practice well."

[Qingwei faction Yingyan]: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, the head of Chen, this time is different from that time, Jiang Daoyou can summon the sky thunder, I am really convinced."

……

Jiang Yun found that the fellow Taoists in the QQ group were all in Aite himself, and he was a little at a loss when he greeted himself.

Now the people talking in the chat group are all the heads of the Taoist temples or the head masters or uncles of the Taoist temples, and they are all scary.

When he was studying at Daomen Comprehensive University, those people were either the leaders who came to the school to speak, or they were the bosses in the textbooks, anyway, they were all ruthless characters.

Jiang Yun scratched his head, hesitating again and again, and decided to show his cards to everyone.

If this oolong is not explained, it will definitely become a ticking time bomb in the future.

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, good morning, seniors, I have something to explain clearly to everyone."

"I really don't know Lei Fa, what just happened was just a coincidence, don't take it seriously!"

【Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu】: "emmmm"

【Hunyuan Leimo Temple】: "emmmm"

【Zhengyang Zhongliting】: "emmmm"

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: emmm”

.........

[Jiang Yun]: "Seniors, I really don't know how to use thunder, you have to trust me!"

[Wudang Zhang Zhishun]: "Everyone, this old man proves to him that he really doesn't know how to use tricks, everyone knows it!"

When Jiang Yun saw Mr. Zhang prove his innocence, his heart became hot, but when he took a closer look and saw that he understood everything, his eyes immediately went dark.

It's over, it's over, it's over, in front of my fellow Taoists, I'm afraid I really can't explain it clearly.

[Wudang Chen Yunlong]: "Junior brother Jiang is really humble, everyone should believe in science, understand everything you know, understand everything you know!"

[Shaoyang Wang Kaijie]: "I understand everything, anyway, I believe it!"

[Sanfeng Pai Zhang Benchu]: "It is indeed taboo to say something, and everyone understands it."

[Zhengyang Zhongliting]: "@天元道观江云, I understand, we all understand, Jiang Daoyou, come to the Zhengyang sect when you have time, and we can discuss Taoism."

……

Many bigwigs from the Taoist sect sent out warm invitations for travel, Zhang Yun was forced to nod and agreed.

Perhaps this is also a good thing. No matter where you go when you travel in the future, you will have a place to stay, so you don't need to stay in a hotel.

When Jiang Yun withdrew from the Daoist blind date and love family group, he took a look at several of his fan groups.

The fans inside also said that they understand everything and believe in science.

He turned off the phone, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, took a deep breath, and said, "Mr. Zhang, I really don't know how to do thunder!"

"Boy, once or twice may not prove anything, but three times is a bit too much."

"Your Taoism may not guarantee that you can summon Tianlei every time, but as long as you can summon it, you are the No. 1 Taoism today."

"Those people in the group just now were still fighting for the title of number one in the Taoist sect, and now they should all be convinced."

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun naturally stuffed a fire dragon and pan sword token into his clothes, and sighed.

Jiang Yun was still wandering in Taixu, he subconsciously asked: "Old Zhang, who was the No. 1 Taoist sect before?"

"Nonsense, who else could it be? Of course it's your master!"

"By the way, your kid just summoned Tianlei, which Thunder God did you invite?"

"Why Thunder God is not Thor, I invited my master!"

The old priest Zhang Zhishun froze on the spot, he felt his headache, toothache, and chest pain on the spot.

Your sister, the master and the apprentice, why do they like to make fun of the old man?

That guy Chisong summoned Lei Fa before and asked him who he invited, he patted his chest and said that he invited Lei Fa.

Now this kid actually changed his words and said that he invited Chisong, why don’t you say that he invited...

hiss~