Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

"Liang Layman, from the perspective of Feng Shui, Wudang Mountain belongs to the Daba Mountain Range, and the Daba Mountain Range is the watershed between the Jialing River and the Han River."

"Those two big rivers are Yin and Yang, and Wudang Mountain is just above the dividing line. The Tianyan base is located in Wudang Mountain. Feng Shui really needs to be changed, otherwise Yin and Yang will always conflict, which is not good."

"However, the theory of Feng Shui is nonsense and cannot be trusted! Pindao recommends that you build a few more lightning rods in the Tianyan base, so that you can break the disaster caused by lightning!" Jiang Yun said seriously.

Liang Tiankui nodded half understanding.

Jiang Yun took Xiaobai and Brother Snake not far away. He suddenly turned around and said, "Lady Liang, I feel that the row of locust trees planted at the gate of your base is too tall. flower."

"Daozhang, what's the explanation for this?"

"The rose flower blooms every month. It's beautiful and doesn't block the view. Do you understand?"

"Understood, understood!" Liang Tiankui suddenly realized.

The people around him looked confused, and quickly asked: "Leader, what did the Taoist priest mean?"

"I know everything I know, so I don't know, just do it."

Everyone was speechless.

After lunch.

Xiaobai and Brother Snake stayed in the room to sleep, and Jiang Yun left the Tianyan base alone to relax.

It was really scary. Throughout the morning, basically everyone in the base took time to visit.

There are marriage seekers and fortune tellers, and the most outrageous one is an uncle who gives a blind date to his daughter.

When Daoist Chisong was still there, seeking marriage was still the main business and source of income of Tianyan Taoist Temple, and the Daoist was no longer, and this business was directly reduced to zero.

Jiang Yun was also puzzled. He walked around with his mobile phone, chatted with water friends, and wandered around.

After going out for about two or three miles, there was a faint sound of arguing from the hill in front of the left.

It was a quarrel between two men, and the sound was quite intense.

Curious, Jiang Yun walked towards Xiaoshan, and the water friends in the live broadcast room hurriedly dissuaded him.

"Master Dao, curiosity killed the cat, how can there be men arguing in this deep mountain and old forest?"

"I seriously doubt that the Taoist priest has run into a ghost."

"Dear friends in the live broadcast room, we must believe in science. There are no monsters in this world. I'm afraid it's two donkey friends arguing."

Jiang Yun thought for a while, and he felt that Shuiyou's dissuasion was indeed reasonable.

Why are there quarrels in this deep mountain and old forest for no reason?

The mountain road is not easy to walk. If two donkey friends are arguing, if it is not serious, there is no need for me to go over and be a mediator.

then.

He controlled the drone and flew up the hill.

On the top of the hill, there is a small field camp. In addition to a professional telescope, there are two camouflage camping tents.

At this moment, two men were confronting each other on the top of the mountain, and a woman in a white mountaineering suit was lying between them.

One of the two men was dressed as a mountainer, holding a homemade crossbow in his hand, and the other was wearing a black mountaineering suit with a flustered expression, and he was holding a pistol in his hand.

"Bastard, murderer, put down the gun in your hand first, or I will shoot you to death with an arrow!" The mountain man shouted with his bow and crossbow in his eyes.

The man in the black mountaineering suit had a tense expression and stammered, "My fellow, you really misunderstood. We are a couple and astronomy enthusiasts. We are camping here to watch the stars."

"We had a quarrel just now, and I accidentally knocked her out. She is really not dead. You put down the crossbow in your hand, can I explain it to you?"

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Chapter 144 The signal is very strong (seeking a monthly ticket)

The man in the black mountaineering suit squatted down slowly. He turned the woman in the white mountaineering suit over and said, "Brother, my name is Cai Wenjie. She is my girlfriend Huo Sisi in mainland China."

"The two of us came to the mountain to look at the stars and discuss about getting married, but we broke up because of the bride price."

"The young man was quite angry, and she moved her hands when she was arguing hard. She scratched my neck, and I couldn't bear it, so I hit her on the head with the butt of a gun."

"Look, she's fine, she's still breathing, but she just fainted, you have to believe me, I'm such a good person!"

"You fart, are you treating me as an ignorant mountain person? In this land of China, which good person has a gun on his body?" The mountain people holding a bow and crossbow yelled angrily.

"Brother, don't be nervous. I'm just a toy prop gun. Young people are more open to play and like to play role-playing. Don't take it seriously.!"

Cai Wenjie frowned slightly. In order to show his sincerity, he threw away the pistol, put his head in his hands, and knelt down slowly.

This move of his directly made the mountain people unable to deal with it.

"Brother, you are still young, you must not embark on the path of breaking the law and committing crimes!"

"Regardless of mainland China or Taiwan, intentional homicide is the death penalty. I knocked out my girlfriend, and at most she was slightly injured. If she doesn't sue me, the public security organs will at best punish me for public security."

"The current crime-solving technology is so advanced that if you kill both of us, you won't be able to escape, and not only will you be sentenced, but the political trials of three generations of your family will also be difficult to pass."

Jiang Yun looked at the pictures taken by the drone through his mobile phone, and he felt a little relieved that the country's legal education for so many years has finally blossomed and borne fruit.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were a little shocked. Do friends in Taiwan know so much about the laws of the mainland?

The mountain people finally put down the crossbow in their hands, and Jiang Yun breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew that person. His name was Jiang Dong. He was an old hunter in Jiangjia Village. He usually liked to sneak into the mountains to hunt.

In the past, the village was poor, and hunting was not prohibited in the mountains, so Jiang Dong would go to the mountains to hunt, and when he came back with some meat, he would make tooth sacrifices for himself.

Later, the policy changed, and the entire Wudang Mountains became a no-hunting area, but the hunting habits accumulated in Jiangdong for many years could not be changed.

So from time to time, he would go into the mountains to poach with a self-made bow and crossbow. Fortunately, he was a high-minded person, and he only attacked grass rabbits, even if he was found, he would call the police.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang could only criticize and educate him for a few days, but it was useless to do so, and people would never change after repeated admonitions.

Seeing Jiang Dong put down his weapon, Cai Wenjie heaved a sigh of relief, and took out a pack of soft Zhonghua from his pocket.

The two of them lit one and took a few puffs. The atmosphere on the mountaintop eased a little.

The two of them introduced themselves to each other and chatted.

"Uncle Jiang, now that the mainland is so rich, there should be no shortage of meat to supplement protein. What are you doing hunting in the mountains?"

"My hunting in the mountains is purely a personal hobby. The rabbits in the mountains will overflow if you don't eat them."

"I heard that the people in the mainland were sentenced to a serious sentence for sneaking into the mountains to hunt!" Cai Wenjie asked curiously.

Jiang Dong chuckled. He patted his self-made crossbow and said, "First, I don't attack wild animals, and second, I don't attack protected animals."

"Every time I go into the mountains, I beat two grass rabbits. Even if I am caught, the police will criticize and educate me for a few days. Don't worry, I'm fine."

"It's not good to hunt secretly, but this is an old problem of mine, and I really can't change it."

Listening to Jiang Dong's answer, the water friends in the live broadcast room called him a good guy.

"I suddenly discovered that Jiangjia Village is full of talents, and they speak nicely. I suddenly like Jiangjia Village a little bit."

"Uncle is really frantically testing the edge of the law, just not touching the red line."

"When I dig out a bird's nest, I should read the law carefully and know that it is an animal protected by the Three Endowments. I won't be [cover my face] for five years."

When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you naturally have to chat in the past.

Jiang Yun watched the live broadcast on his mobile phone, then walked towards the top of the hill.

After chatting for a long time, Cai Wenjie suddenly said, "Uncle Jiang, it's hard to find a job in the mountains. I have a job here, which pays 5000 yuan a month. Do you want to do it?"

"I just went to an elementary school, and my education level is not high. I really can't do a job that costs 5000 yuan a month."

"Don't rush to refuse, you should first listen to what the job is."

"Then talk about it."

Cai Wenjie stood up, pointed to the Sky Eye base not far away, and said, "It's very simple, I will provide you with professional equipment, as long as you take twenty recent photos of the Sky Eye base for me every month."

"Don't look at me suspiciously. I'm not a spy. I'm just an astronomy enthusiast. I want those photos just to publish them in foreign photography magazines."

Jiang Dong also stood up and looked at the Tianyan base. He didn't speak, but stretched out his left hand and rubbed his fingers.

Cai Wenjie was overjoyed, he was very smart, immediately took out an envelope from his pocket, and handed it over.

"Uncle Jiang, this is the commission for this month. Take a look, it's all cash."

"By the way, you are an old hunter in the mountains. You are very familiar with Wudang Mountain. Are there other bases in this mountain?"

"What base?"

"Sky Eye Base, if there is a military base, it's fine, I'm also a military enthusiast." Cai Wenjie's face was full of smiles.

Jiang Dong put away the envelope, and said righteously: "The son of Dajiang in our village has given us a popular science. If someone asks you to take some sensitive photos and then pay you, then there is a high probability that he is a spy."

"You speak with a Taiwanese accent, and you are charming. In addition to the Sky Eye base, you also asked me to shoot a military base. Are you a spy?"

Cai Wenjie's expression changed.

Jiang Dong chuckled and said, "But it's okay if you're a spy, but what you asked me to do hurt my patriotism, so I need to pay more for it, one hundred thousand a month!"

"I know a lot of military bases in the mountains, and one of them is a missile base. I have also gone to drink water and eat there. The missile transport vehicle has more than a dozen wheels, and the thick barrel tube. It's all scary!"

Cai Wenjie's face softened a little, he looked at Jiang Dong who looked like an honest man, and thought for a while.

The showdown said: "Uncle Jiang, I am the person in charge of the Wanwan Intelligence Bureau on the mainland, with the rank of colonel, and I admire you very much."

"The information fee of 5 yuan a month is really not expensive, but I didn't bring that much cash when I went into the mountain. Can I pay a deposit of [-] yuan first?"

"What is the intelligence agency?"

"Our intelligence bureau is called now. We haven't changed the previous name. Everyone in the mainland knows everyone. Have you heard of the military commander?"

Jiang Dong took a breath, and he tentatively asked: "If I join the military command, what treatment can I enjoy, can I be given the rank of major?"

"Uncle Jiang, first of all, the military command is gone, and it is now called the Intelligence Bureau. Secondly, I don't have high authority. I can give you the rank of Second Lieutenant at most."

"It's fast in our line of work, and promotion is fast. Don't worry, as long as you collect intelligence on the Tianyan base and those military bases in Wudang Mountain, you will definitely have no problem with the rank of major." Cai Wenjie said with a smile on his face.

After he finished speaking, he got into his camouflage tent and searched for the 3 yuan in cash he carried with him.

Jiang Dong looked at the figure in the tent, he smiled and didn't speak, but directly picked up a piece of wood the size of a bowl from the ground.

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Chapter 145 Senior in gray is blessed (recommendation ticket requested)

Cai Wenjie got out of the tent with a stack of red banknotes in his hand.

With a smile on his face, he said: "Uncle, don't worry, our organization lacks everything, that is, there is no shortage of activity funds. As long as you work hard, there will be various rewards."

"Uncle, where did you go, Uncle, what's the matter with you, you are very strange, ah...!"

Jiang Dong squatted on the side of the tent entrance, and swung the wooden stick in his hand.

He smashed it three times in a row, and the wooden stick broke before knocking people unconscious.

"Son, I'm sorry, Uncle is a good man. Can I not tell the difference between 3 yuan and 50 yuan plus a big red pennant?"

After Jiang Dong sighed, he swung his arms and slapped Cai Wenjie two big mouths.

The teeth were all broken, and the boy was still motionless, it seemed that he was indeed knocked out.

He breathed a sigh of relief, took out a rope from the bag he was carrying, and directly tied Cai Wenjie up.

The water friends in the live broadcast room saw this scene, and their eyes were red.

"Damn it, when I went hunting in the mountains, I bumped into a 50 man. Uncle's luck is so unbelievable!"

"Please spies take the initiative to contact me, I hope you don't know what is good or bad [anger]"

"Brother Meng, please tell me where there are spies, it doesn't matter if it's money or not, I mainly want to catch spies [dog head to save life]"

"Dear fellows, I spent 25 yuan to acquire information about spies."

"Middleman, I'm going to cheat. I spent 49 yuan to collect the information. I pay the money and deliver the goods. I will never default on the money!"

"I receive 49, please contact me first [funny]"

"Hey, hey, can you stop meddling? I earn 49. I'm not greedy. I only earn 9!"

Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Jiang Yun shook his head helplessly.

The water friends in my live broadcast room are all talents, talents!