Global Cataclysm: My Life in Sanctuary Versailles

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Chapter 752 Three crouching dragons and young phoenixes met, sparking different sparks

Wu Lang's voice fell, so...

"Ouch! Is it possible to attack that place?"

"Grandson! You don't know if you hit someone in the face?"

"My mother, you don't talk about martial arts, and you actually hit the weak side."

"There is a list of skills..."

Seeing Long Shiba clamoring non-stop while protecting important parts, Wu Lang suddenly remembered a sentence he read on the Internet before the catastrophe.

Foody and playful, it seems that he is the kind of person he describes.

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Wu Yi and the others are definitely a principled robot. If they play for 5 minutes, they will never play a second more, and of course they will not play a second less.

After 5 minutes it stopped.

"That captain dragon, what do you say now?"

"Speak with your mouth!" Long Shiba, who was lying on the ground, let go of his hands protecting his head, and he was not used to stopping suddenly, his eyes even showed a hint of bewilderment at this moment.

"Yohoo!"

Unexpectedly, Long Shiba was still a barbarian.

Wu Lang couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and asked tentatively, "Beastmen will never be slaves?"

Hearing this, Long Shiba replied subconsciously: "For the tribe?"

Ok!

After confirming his eyes, Wu Lang made a decision on the next arrangement.

"Look at your lack of hospitality at all. Let our guests who come from afar feel the enthusiasm of the people of Xiachuan Province. Let's come for 10 minutes this time."

After Wu Yi and the others received the order, there was no so-called prelude at all, and they raised their fists the size of sandbags and started digging again.

"Wu Di, Wu Renhuang, you two also go up, and greet this Captain Long for me."

It just so happens that these two under him are also typical foodies and fun-loving. I believe that when three like-minded people meet together, something different can be sparked.

"Got it! Hehe! Brother, just watch it!"

"You are good or bad...but I like it."

The cheap smirks of the two of them made the surrounding temperature drop a bit.

The people around them subconsciously took a step away from the two of them, for fear of having an unclear relationship with them.

As for the others...

The goosebumps on their arms clearly showed their attitude.

It's just that the two of them didn't know it, and happily came to Long Shiba's side.

Wu Renhuang: "Captain Long, come and taste my shy iron fist."

"Wocao, you pervert!"

Wu Di: "Captain Long, I have a set of Awei Eighteen Styles, and now the full set is only 8.8% off, you can still try it..."

"Go away, don't come here..."

"I'm stupid, gang fights are gang fights, my skills are not as good as people recognize, why are you taking off my pants?"

"Young man, you..men..don't..talk..wude!"

"Oh~~~"

Wu Lang... No, not only Wu Lang, but all the onlookers felt a big tic-tac-toe appear on their foreheads.

If you only look at the picture and don't listen to the sound, the scene at this time can be regarded as a sad story.

But after adding the sound, the painting style has completely changed.

Jin Xiangdie, who was standing next to Wu Lang, thought of some bad scene under the sound, her whole face was flushed and very attractive.

Wu Lang: "Harmonious society, pay attention to the influence, restrain yourself, and don't engage in colorful things."

Sure enough, when the three of them meet together, they can really create a different spark.

He would like to call them the strongest of the crouching dragon and young phoenix.

"Okay! Brother!"

The two were on the rise at this time, and when they heard Wu Lang's words, although they said so verbally, they were not ambiguous in their actions.

"Please try my 18-year-old stunt, ninja method--thousand-year kill!"

"Oh~~I..."

"I'll go, don't grab my tricks, watch me punch your chest."

"Pervert..."

When Wu Di and Wu Renhuang heard this, they looked at each other tacitly, and then looked at Long Shiba on the ground with a fierce expression and didn't know where to protect him.

"You call us perverts? You insult us? Believe it or not, I will give you a castrated version of the black tiger's heart."

As soon as these words came out, not only Long Shiba, but also countless question marks flashed in the heads of the people present.

What a mess.

"What is the castrated version of the black tiger's heart?"

Long Shiba, whose head was a little dazed, asked in a daze.

"Monkeys are stealing peaches!"

"Not as tall as a tiger, if you can't get your heart out, you can only steal a peach."

"Wood grass!"

This is the voice of everyone present at this time.

God damn the castrated version of the black tiger is a monkey stealing peaches.

Learned, learned waste!

Isn't this Nima a funny comparison invited by the monkey?

This level of logic, they are willing to call it the strongest.

Sure enough, it was still the two of them who were talking about the show.

Silently give them a thumbs up in my heart, and give them a crazy thumbs up.

"I...stop it, I say!"

Not only Long Shiba, but the other 9 members of the dragon group who were also pressed on the ground and rubbed repeatedly, immediately clamped their thighs subconsciously when they heard this.

If this Nima is stolen, the peach will be returned.

Let’s not say that some of them are still single, but those who have girlfriends or wives, who have been stolen, will not be able to survive in the future, and lose their family status. shame.

It's just that there was no order from Wu Lang. Although Long Shiba let go, they still didn't stop.

It's just that compared to the three-way trick just now, this time it's used a bit more aboveboard.

At most, I would just say hello to those weak spots that are so painful to fight.

"Tell me! Who asked you to test me?"

"Hey, can you tell them to stop first, I'm damn, I said don't slap your face..."

"That's fine! Let's talk after 10 minutes of playing."

Anyway, the long night is long, a lot of time, and these few minutes are not bad.

"You are a devil, don't hit me, I said, when you came, there was an explanation from above. In special circumstances, if you ask, let you call Chief Wang, and Chief Wang will explain the specific situation to you."

At this time, it has been rubbed against the ground, so it is absolutely fine to classify it as a special case.

At this time, Long Shiba had split open.

Before meeting Wu Lang, they should be more professional in terms of interrogation.

But when he met Wu Lang who was a master at manipulating people's mentality, he suddenly thought of a sentence.

"The clown lives in the temple, the master wanders."

really!The master is among the people.

Originally, he thought that it would be no problem for professionals like them who had experienced professional training to resist the past, but now, he felt that his self-confidence had been hit like never before.

only...

As the other party involved, Wu Lang was not prepared to let him go so easily.

It's still the same sentence just now.

"Continue! Let's talk after playing for 10 minutes."

After talking about 10 minutes, a delay is allowed, but not less than a second.

He is very trustworthy.

"I...."

"I'm not human, but you are a real dog."

Long Shiba was almost overwhelmed with anger by these words, who the hell is this.

Originally giving his name against his own principles already made him feel uncomfortable, but in the end, he deserved a black slap that was not discounted at all.

only!

As the old saying goes, misfortune comes from the mouth.

He experienced it right away.

"Others have 10 minutes. As for Captain Long, since he is the captain, he must take care of him, so he can add another 5 minutes."

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Chapter 753 The reason for the temptation

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

why?

why me?

Why am I always the one who's hurt.

Wu Lang's words made Long Shiba's entire spirit feel a bit in a trance.

Even at this moment, the tight protection had leaked due to the trance.

"I..."

Just wanted to speak.

With quick hands and quick eyes, Wu Di, who found a loophole in the defense, punched it down, directly piercing through his defense and hitting his left eye socket.

After the "bang", even though Long Shiba was a super soldier with non-human strength, the position of his left eye, which had been punched in the front, quickly turned red.

And Wu Renhuang on the other side, how could he miss this opportunity to add insult to injury.

He said that symmetry is the most beautiful.

boom!

A shy iron fist hit his right eye socket.

At that time, domestic giant pandas will be officially released.

As for Long Shiba, who had received two heavy punches, his tear glands felt as if the Yellow River burst its embankment, anyway, it would not be able to stop for a while.

at this time!

A sentence flashed in his mind inexplicably.