Global Cataclysm: My Life in Sanctuary Versailles

"Understood, understood, understood!"

Wu Lang couldn't help grinning.

It was originally a joke, but it turned out that the other party couldn't stand it.

What can he do?

"No!" Feng Hongxi became anxious. This is a matter of a man's dignity. "What do you mean, brother? Doubt me? If I can't do it, can I make your two sister-in-laws pregnant at the same time?"

"Yes, yes, my brother is amazing, my brother is mighty and domineering, my brother is YYDS." Wu Lang flattered without distraction. He didn't want to get too entangled in the matter of pregnancy, so he directly changed the topic and asked Said: "Brother, what is the reason for calling me this late at night?"

After all, the matter of pregnancy is a bit sad for him.

"No? Hey~ brother, you don't know such a big thing?"

"What the hell is it, don't keep it up."

"Over there on the dark net... these three or two sentences can't be explained clearly. You, Lao Di, log in to the dark net forum or the Huaguo sub-version forum of the global forum and you will know."

"Then I'll take a look first and call you back when I'm done."

"Okay! Then you watch first, and we'll talk later."

Wu Lang hung up the phone, and temporarily handed over the scene to Wu Tian, ​​and asked him to organize a discussion meeting on the knowledge points he explained before. Everyone can speak freely. After all, three people must have my teacher, and there is always someone who understands these words. Deeper.

same!Everyone discusses with each other, confirms each other, and learns from each other's strengths to make up for each other's weaknesses. When the understanding is thorough, the day of finding a wife will not be far away.

As for Wu Lang, he came to the caravan, took out the tablet from the dimensional space, and asked Linger to connect to the Internet for him. First, he logged into the dark web forum, and saw the apology statement from the 'Wu' family alliance at a glance.

no way!

The entire statement was pinned to the top, and it was hard for him not to find out.

After reading the whole article, pig laughter instantly sounded in the caravan.

Then Wu Lang opened the Huaguo sub-version of the Global Forum. Although the apology statement was not placed at the top here, it has been improved because of the high popularity. Same apology statement.

Look at the hundreds of thousands of likes and [-] comments under the post.

Wu Lang was directly offended by laughter this time.

Although he didn't understand the cause and effect of the whole thing, but looking at the battle at this time, he knew that the 'Wu' family alliance definitely suffered a huge loss this time.

"Okay! The back of the pot...is really big and black."

Let him, the instigator, feel sympathy for the 'Wu' family alliance for a second in his heart.

One second is enough, no more.

At this moment, he also understood why Feng Hongxi was just blowing his brains out of him when he called, and why he said it so disgustingly.

After all, he should be regarded as the only half-informed person besides his own people.

Although he didn't know Wu Lang's specific method of operation, he knew that Wu Lang did it.

Now not only has the wish been fulfilled, but he has also withdrawn freely and dumped the blame to the 'Wu' family alliance without a trace. The whole process is so smooth and leaves no flaws.

When Feng Hongxi saw this statement, he was astonished.

After recovering from the shock, he immediately called Wu Lang.

The purpose is twofold.

First, at this time he was full of complaints and wanted to vent, but this kind of thing was private after all, and it was not easy to tell others, so Wu Lang automatically became his first and only choice.

Second, don’t look at everyone as the owner of a super-first-line force. In the three-acre land in Sichuan Province, even the official people have to greet politely when they meet, but compared with the dark web or ‘Wu’ Home league, they really can't get on the table.

And Wu Lang, who can play around with two super-large forces, has once again been infinitely elevated in Feng Hongxi's heart.

In layman's terms, if you don't come here and hug your thighs, kneel and lick them, when will you wait?

..........

Chapter 1079 Happiness is not exclusive, waving to show pride

After understanding the whole story, Wu Lang asked Ling'er to call back.

As soon as the connection was made, Feng Hongxi's excited laughter came over.

"Haha~ How about it, brother, have you read it?"

"I just watched it, and I have to thank you for reminding me, brother."

Don't say it!

If Feng Hongxi hadn't reminded him, he didn't know that he would have to wait until the year of the monkey to find out about it.

He just planted a seed, and then fertilized it once, but he didn't know that this seed was so upbeat, in a blink of an eye, looking back, he had already skipped the stage of a small sapling, and transformed into a towering tree.

Feng Hongxi was very useful to Wu Lang's words. Of course, although he was happy in his heart, he couldn't show it too obviously. He said a few words of modesty symbolically: "Where is it."

Of course, we can’t forget the business, so the conversation turned and he knelt and licked: "Brother, you are a person who can make the world three-point peaceful without going out. My admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River. It's like the Yellow River is flooding out of control... In short, I feel ashamed, and I will take care of me in the future."

In this single mouth, Feng Hongxi can be said to have directly pulled his vital capacity to the maximum, and exhausted all his life's knowledge in one breath.

After finishing speaking, a slight dizziness suddenly appeared in the head.

Without him.

Hold it in for too long, the brain is starved of oxygen.

At the same time, my heart was pounding.

Also without him.

The words were so nasty that even he, the speaker, couldn't bear it.

And as another party.

Amidst Feng Hongxi's compliments, Wu Lang just wanted to say: "Don't...stop."

Especially the sentence in Feng Hongxi's mouth, "He can make the world three-point peaceful without going out", Wu Lang felt that he could bear it completely.

After all, Linger is here, and he has the final say on whether the entire global forum is chaotic. If Linger is allowed to control all the satellites in his hands, and then fabricate various false appearances from it, and provoke already tense conflicts, maybe At that time, the entire Blue Star Chaos Group might not have such a possibility.

of course!

This is just a cosmetic usage.

In these years, unless the disputes between countries have reached the point of life and death, the possibility of other real fights in reality is not high.

After all, to fight between countries, the required manpower and material resources are absolutely astronomical. With the current general environment of Blue Star, there are definitely countries that can afford the consumption of a war, but they are definitely not many.

Secondly!Even with this human and material resources, the tide of mutated creatures that rampage across the sky every day has already stopped them.

The last is the most critical point.

Even if you win the battle and occupy the opponent's country, except for those who want to set up camps such as the Sin Minjiao and the Apostolic Cult, at the national level, it is really not very useful.

Countries that have resources and financial resources to support wars basically have them in their own territory, and those that don't have the financial resources to support wars.

and so!

Going to the global forum to say hello is king now.

I don't see all kinds of debates erupting in the global forum every second, and now there is no such thing as maintaining national stability, the Internet is cautious, and even the top leaders can spit out anything that is uncomfortable.

I haven't seen Uncle Sam from the Bald Eagle Country, because before the pornographic video, I had to experience the kind greetings of tens of thousands of people every day, and the key is that more than half of them came from my own country.

It really did not live up to the freedom of speech slogans that were shouted at any time before the catastrophe.

In their view, life is already so bad anyway, it is better to have fun than to struggle in the catastrophe.

This has also caused trolls to run rampant on the global forums today, and all kinds of "click" troops are rising.

It's also fortunate that the keyboard is a high-end product now, otherwise they would feel uncomfortable if they didn't break a keyboard every day.

Faced with such a situation, the Global Federation also held a special discussion about it, and wanted to close a series of functions such as posting and commenting by ordinary users, leaving only the official announcement.

Of course, it is definitely unrealistic to close the entire forum.

After all, there is only one forum for the entire Federation to speak out to the outside world. If there is no global forum, how will they spread relevant policies?

It's just that this discussion was rejected in the end with all five directors voting against it.

After all, most of the keyboard warriors come from the five major council members. Everyone wants someone, and they are basically in the position of trolling rather than being trolled on the forum. In this way, there is a forum where they can release pressure and divert internal conflicts. exist, they'd be fools to shut down.

This alone is enough to make them abandon the small country with a small population and propose to close the functions of ordinary users to post and comment.

Besides, the work pressure is so high these days, not to mention ordinary people posting on it, even the management, sometimes they have to spray a few words on it to vent their emotions.

You must know that in the current Federal Conference, everyone can sit together and discuss peacefully, but they have been arguing with their mouths all the time, and it has not risen to the point of full force. The function that everyone in the global forum can speak is indispensible.

It's just that they did it in a more covert way, unlike Uncle Sam in the Bald Eagle Country who advocates free speech, he directly made an official certification, and used his own account to chat with those who sprayed him every day.

If this function is turned off, at a small scale, they will not be able to vent their emotions, and they will naturally accumulate in their hearts. After a long time, people will become irritable; In a country, if they are irritable and talk aggressively, the quarrel between the two parties will rise to a fight, and it may directly rise to the level between countries.

so....

Turn off functions such as posting and commenting by ordinary users. In their opinion, one word is enough to describe it - idiotic dream.

Not only was it vetoed on the spot, but after the meeting ended, the five directors unanimously revealed the news on the forum.

As for other things, there is no need for them to do it anymore.

Hearing that a certain country recommends closing the forum function for ordinary users, what do you say, one sentence will kill them.

But when netizens from other regions (countries) gathered in the country's sub-version forums, they found that they didn't need to do anything. The netizens from that country had already taken the lead and smashed their own country's forums to pieces.

"What are you doing?"

"Enemy or ally?"

The big guy is very confused.

Of course, this can't help the supernatural netizens. It doesn't take much effort, and the whole story of the matter has already been placed in front of everyone.

It turned out that the country's netizens quit after learning that the country proposed to restrict the rights and interests of ordinary users.

According to their words, although real life is difficult, their spiritual life is very rich.

Although each time they face several times, even ten times, dozens of times the enemy's siege, although they are defeated every time they are beaten, they enjoy it.

Typical human dishes also love to play series.

certainly!This is just the opinion of others.

In their view, this series of behaviors of theirs made them feel like Rambo, a lone hero, and like the three hundred warriors of Sparta. Although the battle was tragic, it was epic.

Think about yourself and shout: "Sparta!" Then your hands turned into afterimages on the keyboard, knocking out their spirit of not compromising with the world.

In their view, what they type is not words, but their dreams, their unyielding will...

And now, someone wants to obliterate their dreams and block their fantasies, and they are the first to express their disapproval.

People from other regions (countries) don't need to do anything, they have to destroy them themselves.

"Sparta!"

The sound of clacking and tapping on the keyboard immediately echoed in the room.

A line of 'elegant' sentences is instantly formed from each local language, which is uploaded to the country's sub-version forum.

Ok!

Netizens in other regions (countries) were willing to give up their main position after learning the whole story, and then quickly dug out the stored melon seeds and peanuts, and turned into a competent melon-eating crowd and part-time cheerleaders, and surrounded them. Not spectacular but very exciting battle scenes.

After all, there are few people, even if they all go together, they will not be able to reach the epic battle scene.

But because they are both their own people, it is really tragic when the two sides stab each other to set the bottom up.

As the old saying goes, it is often the most ruthless and the darkest to do it yourself.

How to describe it?

In a word, greeting the eighteenth generation of ancestors can only be regarded as the basic picture.

More 'elegant' has been out of the level of language to describe.

In the end, the netizens of the country relied on their long-term experience in fighting other countries, and they just scolded the officials so that their heads were buzzing, and they wished to pick up the AK and touch these people in reality.

at last....

The officials of these countries can only reproduce the classic scene of the Three Kingdoms-the power is cut off, and the entire network is forced to stop, so that this involution can be ended.

So far!

When a good show came to an end, everyone left for nothing.