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"Karp—this is an order directly issued by the World Government, and no one can save him."

Warring States' answer did not exceed Garp's expectations. At this moment, Garp put away his hippie smile and became serious, "What if I must protect him today?!" Pu's body emanated, which caused headaches for the three generals and Marshal Zhan Guo.

During this time, Yang Jie regained some of his physical strength and struggled to sit up from the ground.

"This old man has nothing to do with you—"

"Shut up! Why don't you do this, you brat! Can't I live a clean life even after I retire!!"

"How can this be counted? In my opinion, these people are hot chickens! I'm about to make a big move! If you don't come out to make trouble, they have all been defeated by me now—"

"Is that how you are now? You can't even stand up, and you're planning to make a big move?!"

"If you don't believe me, get out of the way!"

Yang Jie breathed a sigh of relief and continued: "Stay aside and see if I can kill these hot chickens! It's easy to hurt you if you get too close."

"Forehead--"

Looking at Yang Jie's serious expression, Garp couldn't tell whether Yang Jie was bragging or really had something behind him.

Cap said suspiciously.

"If you have any big moves, you should stand up before you say-"

Hearing this, Yang Jie glanced at Garp, what other big moves he could have, now there is only one hole card left, he decisively cut off his heart and temporarily left this world, in fact, this is also a big move in a certain way Trick, when he returns to this world, it will be the time to beat the three generals, marshal, Hawkeye, five people——

〇⑥ Sword Art Online

Chapter 01 Returning to Sword Art Online

"Oni-chan--this time I came back and became a lot stronger~! I'm so happy--"

Familiar space, familiar voice.

Yang Jie couldn't help but said: "When you're happy, you should hand over your feet to O'Neill for licking. This is common sense! Why don't you understand? Do the main gods lack common sense like you!?"

"No, it's your common sense that's too distorted."

The Lord God put away his joking tone, and changed into a serious one: "Where are you going this time? The new world? Or the past world?"

"I'm a little tired recently, let's go back to the past world to relax—"

"Then which world do you want to go to? Academy City? Sword Art Online? Naruto?"

"Naruto forget it, which world is too dangerous—" The remaining two choices Yang Jie wanted to go back to Academy City, but when he thought of going back to Academy City, he still had to eat cat food, or else he would eat soft food, Just thinking about it gave me a headache, "Send me to Sword Art Online first! Go to some world to learn something that can make money, and then go back to Academy City."

"Then, start teleporting!"

"Well, see you later."

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After Yang Jie returned to the world of Sword Art Online, he found that his consciousness was actually 'living' in the Internet.

Why is this happening? He thinks it should be Kayaba Akihiko who is making trouble!

He got into Yuki Asuna's mobile phone through the Internet, and looked at Yuki Asuna through the camera through the phone.

……what is this?

Internet ghost?

As if aware of Yosuke's thoughts, Yuuki Asuna was a little displeased, "Idiot! How can you be such a scary thing as a ghost! You are obviously a table pet."

"The table pet—it's actually a table pet—"

"I'm going to take a shower, if you're bored, download a mobile game."

Yangsuke is not worth complaining about Yuuki Asuna, "——My cpu is already 90.00% wet just by running it. Do you think you can still run mobile games? Even if I can run it, I can't play it! I am now Can only see the outside world through the camera, communicate with you through the earpiece and speakers - can't do anything - "

"Sorry, it's all because of me—"

Yuuki Asuna's consciousness became depressed.

"—Even you are depressed together, what kind of trouble is this!! Let's go take a bath first, I will find something to do."

"Will—or—"

At this moment, Yuuki Asuna's expression was a little struggling.

He seemed to want to say something amazing, but in the end he was too embarrassed to say it.

After Yuuki Asuna left, Yosuke ran to Yuuki Asuna's computer through the data cable, this time the activity space was finally bigger, but the online world is not so beautiful, everything around is unclear Composed of 0 and 1, images, sounds, etc. in normal eyes are all 0 and 1 in the eyes of Yang Jie today.

Just then an email was sent.

Yosuke couldn't read it at all, and didn't know how to open it, so he could only wait for Asuna Yuuki to come back from the shower.

Thinking of Yuuki Asuna going to take a shower, Yosuke couldn't help but want to peep, but now he can't move at all and can only look at things with a fixed angle of view through the camera.

Yosuke's voice came through the speakers.

"Hurry up! Hurry up! Why haven't you finished washing yet!"

"Are you drowning? Isn't it just a bath? I'm going to suffocate to death if it takes so long."

"Speed ​​up!"

Yuuki Asuna had just washed halfway, and listening to Yosuke's voice, she had to change the bath into a shower, dried her body and changed into pajamas, and walked out of the bathroom without even drying her hair, wet The water dripped down, Yuki Asuna wiped her hair with a towel while walking.

Yuuki Asuna asked helplessly, "What's wrong?"

"I'm bored!"

"What should I do?"

"Let's take a look at the content of this email first."

Asuna Yuuki shifted her attention to the email, "Sender: Akihiko Kayaba?"

"Open it, open it quickly, since it's an email from briquettes, there must be some fun."

"Um, what are briquettes?"

"It does not matter."

Double-clicked to open the email, and the computer screen turned into a blue screen. Yang Jie was so scared that he wanted to run to the phone through the data, but found that he was sealed in the computer hard drive.However, something strange happened next, and the world originally composed of 0 and 1 garbled codes changed in Yang Jie's eyes.

Looking at the surrounding environment, Yang Jie was a little stunned.

...is this small sao world?

wrong!This is a computer with 0 and 1 forming a new world...

The Seed?

...The email sent just now is the so-called world seed?It seems like it should be.

Now Yang Jie's situation seems to be very safe, but if he doesn't return to his body within 24 hours, he will return to the main god's space. He escaped from the world of One Piece only after his heart was broken.

Asuna Yuuki looked at the monitor through the screen, in that familiar yet unfamiliar world, she was stunned to find that she was nostalgic for the life in the world of Sword Art Online.After seeing that familiar scene, her mind was full of the little things that happened between herself and Yang Jie in Sword Art Online, and Yang Jie's not handsome heroic figure at all.

Unlike Yuuki Asuna off-screen, Yosuke felt like he was back in Sword Art Online at this moment.

Subconsciously called up the logout interface, and was stunned to find that there was a logout button in the system bar.

Yuuki Asuna thought of something.

"Try logging out! Maybe you can return to your body after logging out—"

Yang Jie nodded upon hearing this, and pressed the logout button.

The computer screen in front of Yuki Asuna's eyes suddenly went dark, and then the normal computer interface returned, which made Yuuki Asuna's mood suddenly tense.

"Yangsuke?"

"Yangsuke, are you still there?"

No one answered Yuuki Asuna's inquiry—has Yangsuke's consciousness returned to his body? !

Thinking of this possibility, she rushed out of the bedroom in pajamas before she had time to change, but was stopped by her mother.

"What are you going to do in your pajamas in a panic??"

Only then did Yuki Asuna realize that she was only wearing a pajamas!Just now, she was called out by Yang Jie in the middle of taking a bath, so she didn't have time to wear anything inside, but fortunately, her pajamas are not translucent, but even if she doesn't lose her clothes, it would be too embarrassing to go out like this!

Yuuki Asuna hurriedly returned to the house and changed into her daily clothes.

Mother followed.

"——what's the matter? Why are you in such a hurry?"

Yuuki Asuna is not sure that things are not going to be as she imagined, whether Yosuke is really awake, she doesn't want her mother to wait with her in vain, so she said.

"I want to go to the hospital to see Yosuke—"

"—That's why you shouldn't be in such a hurry, right?"

Yuuki Asuna changed her clothes, "Let's not talk about that, anyway, I have something to do, Mom, I'm leaving—"

The mother shook her head and smiled wryly, this is really a girl who doesn't want to stay——

When she thought of Yang Jie's current state, she couldn't help but sighed.

Chapter 02 How could Sinon be so cheerful.

After logging out of the game, Yang Jie found that his consciousness had returned to his body, and he found himself lying on a hospital bed with a sao game helmet on his head.

He took off his helmet and looked at this familiar yet strange world.

Can't help but sigh with emotion——

- The air quality is poor.

Luck Chakra repaired the damaged heart, at this moment a person ran out wisely.

The person who came was Yuuki Asuna!

Looking at Yang Jie who woke up on the hospital bed, she covered her mouth with her hands to prevent herself from losing her voice, but tears still flowed out uncontrollably, she rushed to Yang Jie and hugged Yang Jie, tears soaked Yang Jie Between the chest.Yosuke stretched out his hand and gently stroked Yuki Asuna's long hair, feeling a little at a loss as to how he should comfort her.

After a long time, thousands of words in my heart turned into one sentence at this moment.

"Asuna—"

"I'm hungry."

Yuuki Asuna was taken aback for a moment, and then she reacted, "Well, let's go home, and I'll eat it for you."

——Give me something to eat next?

Yang Jie immediately got dirty, but he knew that he was thinking too much.

Reaching out her hand to wipe away the tears from the corners of Yuuki Asuna's eyes, she immediately got out of the hospital bed, looking at Yosuke's back, Yuuki Asuna felt that Yosuke seemed to have become much stronger. Is that an illusion? !Yuuki Asuna didn't think much, she followed Yosuke and left the hospital. As for staying in the hospital for observation?What a joke, there is no one stronger than him in this world.

Taking a taxi, the two returned to Yuki's house.

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Accompanied by Yuuki Asuna, Yosuke feels more and more like a useless meow. Yuuki Asuna takes care of Yosuke's life in an all-round way. Yosuke enjoys all this and is reluctant to leave, even with Yosuke's current strength As far as he is concerned, Yang Jie is still unwilling to leave here without any improvement in his strength after practicing in this world.

A year passed without knowing it.

During the peaceful and simple two years, the only thing that is extraordinary for Yosuke is that Yuuki Asuna's breasts have grown a bit.

Yosuke, who likes to eat fast food, was also formed by Asuna Yuuki into the habit of going home on time for dinner at night.At the same time, Yangsuke fell into the nightmare of infinite tutoring. It was not that Yangsuke was stupid, but that the knowledge stored in his brain could not keep up with the development of this era. If Yuuki Asuna had not been encouraging Yangsuke, he would have given up his studies long ago. up.

The pressure accumulated in studies made Yang Jie vent all into the game, so the notorious character in the game world also forged the legend of invincibility.

Many people are ruthless to him, but no one can beat him.