What to wear if you don't accept girls

"No wonder she looks so cute, but you have a sad face."

Chapter 23 Either it was intentional or was it intentional?

【what!Accidentally slacking off on New Year's Day is really a bad New Year's atmosphere. 】

"Oh, really?"

Yang Jie smiled kindly, his eyes were almost narrowed, so that outsiders could not see clearly what kind of expression was in his eyes.

"I'm sorry, I made a slip of the tongue, I was about to tell the truth."

"So it wasn't intentional, but intentional. If this is the case, then I have to be careful and report you for keeping underage girls in the boys' dormitory! Well, the disciplinary committee and the police must be very interested in these things, Don't worry, I will often visit you in the prison~~ I will also ask the friends inside to greet you well! I will definitely not let you suffer."

Kamijou Touma, who was originally happy because he stimulated Yosuke, the winner in life, was completely panicked at this moment.

Index is not a resident of Academy City, no!Not even people on the science side, once this kind of thing is exposed, it will definitely cause riots.

It is even possible that Index was secretly imprisoned for various experiments because of this.

"...Please don't be so careless."

"Then what did you just say?"

"Just now, what I just said was Yang Jie, you are so handsome! You are the most handsome person I have ever seen."

"That's right. To be a human being, you must be honest or you will suffer a lot... By the way, what are you doing here so late?"

Kamijou Touma heaved a sigh of relief, sometimes he had to speak against his conscience for the sake of peace, he paused for a moment when he heard Yosuke's questioning words, he couldn't help but smiled wryly, and his expression became very sad, "Well, My bank card was swallowed again, originally it was nothing, but when I bought a drink from a vending machine, my only property was swallowed..."

"So, you want to borrow money from me?"

"Well, can you lend me 3000 yuan to eat first, and I will definitely return it to you as soon as the card is replaced tomorrow."

"Unfortunately, you have found the wrong person. I have had a harder time than you."

"How is it possible? You changed a girlfriend from a super-noble school like Tokiwadai in a few days, and the cat food your cat eats is high-end stuff, which is more expensive than a meal for ordinary people. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it. It looks like I have no money! Just help me, if I can’t borrow money to go back, I will definitely be eaten by that guy as food.”

"It's all about charm to get a Tokiwadai girlfriend! Get it? And I'm the only one! It's just my cousin in the room."

"What cousin! It's obviously my sister! Do you think I'm so blind that I can't see it? Then there is a cousin who put my cousin on the bed!"

"It's fine no matter what, if you don't want money, if you still have some cat food, let me tell you the truth! I usually eat this, and it tastes good, but I feel a little complicated when I eat it."

"Forehead."

Kamijou Touma looked at Yosuke suspiciously, he didn't expect Yosuke to eat cat food every day after playing.

"Why don't you buy something else if you have the money to buy such expensive cat food."

"The cat food is provided by my girlfriend."

"...That's really true."

Looking at Kamijou Touma's complex expression, even Yosuke couldn't help being a little embarrassed, and suddenly thought of something and said, "Don't look at me with that look! If there are other ways, I don't want to do that, by the way ...I remember the wild loli raised by your family, it seems to be the catalog of forbidden magical books in England that memorizes [-] little pornographic books, right?"

Kamijou Touma was startled.

"How do you know this! No! You have memorized one hundred and three thousand magic books, so it's not something as subtle as a yellow book!"

"It doesn't matter what the hell..."

"How could it not matter, okay! It really doesn't matter, how on earth do you know this?"

"Nonsense! If I wasn't a fool for making such a fuss every time, how could I not know? That's right! Why haven't I seen that magical girl with big white legs and big chest come over recently? "

"Showing a big white leg? A magical girl with a big chest? Oh! You're talking about Kanzaki, why do you know her?"

"I don't know him, but I think that big white leg is quite eye-catching."

"If she finds out, you are absolutely dead! She is a saint on the magic side, just like our lv5 superpowers on the science side."

"If you don't tell me, if I don't tell you, how will she know, by the way! Do you want me to go to England for advice and ask the other archbishop for food expenses?"

"Don't make trouble, I'd better find someone else to help."

"How about I share some cat food with you? In fact, as long as you get used to eating it, you will find it delicious."

"No, I'm not interested in cat food."

"Then do it yourself."

After sending Kamijou Touma away, Yosuke turned around and went back to the house. Looking at the bed, Shokuhou Misaki, who looked hopeless and relieved, couldn't help flirting and said, "Is this guy your Prince Charming? It's a pity." What! Now he doesn’t have that memory—but speaking of it, are you really weird? It’s just that the underwear is tamed like a pet.”

"How could you..."

Shokuhou Misaki subconsciously opened his mouth to question, but in the middle of speaking, he realized that it was too easy for a person with spiritual abilities to peek into another person's memory.

The feeling that everything hidden in the heart is seen through by others makes Shokuhou Misaki feel disgusting and terrible.

Yosuke didn't really want to do anything to Shokuhou Misaki.

Seeing Shokuhou Misaki's expression, Yosuke nodded. This lesson should make Shokuhou Misaki hide away when he sees him in the future. He is not afraid of Shokuhou Misaki, but he doesn't want to be around him in the future. Anyone who has been mentally brainwashed by Shokuhou Misaki, it is always right to prevent this kind of thing from happening, otherwise it will be too late to regret when something really happens.

"What are you going to do...don't come here! Yay——"

"hey-hey……"

Yosuke walked up to Shokuhou Misaki, activated his space ability and brought him back to the dormitory near the school house garden, and then returned home by himself.

but--

After playing with Shokuhou Misaki all day, Yangsuke felt a little itchy in his heart.

He came to the mirror and performed monthly reading on himself, allowing himself to experience a erotic dream without a trace. The heroine in the dream was naturally Shokuhou Misaki.

This is true self-sufficiency.

As for applying monthly reading to this kind of thing, is it a waste?How is that possible!It would be a waste not to use it when it should be used. He can't go to the adult area for the big sword!Not to mention how much the big sword costs at a time, Yang Jie is a bit unacceptable just mentally, and he is not that hungry.

The only people who know how to go to the big sword are those poor people who are too hungry and can't find a girlfriend.

Compared to focusing on that kind of thing, he is more willing to think about his future life. Although Academy City has stabilized, the crisis from the magic side and those existences like the angel Aiwass, those talents It is the problem he needs to face in this world. The magic side forces are not a big problem in dealing with it, mainly those who have reached the level of inhuman existence...

Demon!

Chapter 24 You Guy Really Don't Know How to Write Death

Demon gods are not born gods, but are sublimated by humans. It is a great achievement that humans who meet special conditions can complete after astronomically huge amounts of preparation work.

The Demon God is the ultimate point that can be achieved by human technology, the ultimate form of a magician.

Just like the literal meaning, the concept of human beings who have been separated from the demon god has reached a brand new height.

And every demon god has the ability to surpass the concept of human beings——

For example, life must die, apples must fall from top to bottom, and one plus one equals two... These "laws" that will never change in the world can be destroyed, reorganized and transformed with the magic recorded in the magic book. create.One plus one will become three, apples will fall from bottom to top, and dead lives will surely be resurrected.

This means that the Demon God can reshape the world from scratch according to his own wishes, and a single thought can reset the world and return it to a state of darkness with nothing.

It's a super existence like a cheater.

Faced with such a super existence, even Yang Jie lacked confidence, but it was not impossible.

Zi Xinghe can do something similar to Demon God to a certain extent, but the concepts of the two are slightly different. Demon God changes cognition through the world, while Zi Xinghe changes the world through cognition.

One is to directly affect the nature of the world, and the other is to affect the nature of the world in a deceptive manner.

In fact, it is completely feasible to apply the concept of the Demon God to the Huntian Treasure Mirror. Each layer of the Huntian Treasure Mirror corresponds to a certain field of knowledge. The world, and through this world will affect the real world, so as to reach the power level of the demon god, and even surpass the existence of the demon god.

"No matter how you think about it, it is not an existence that I can defeat now...

never mind!

The sky is falling and there is a tall man standing in front of him, so why worry about nothing?etc!No... Now I and Kamijou Touma seem to be the two tallest people on the scientific side? "

Yang Jie was immediately embarrassed.

Once the science side and the demon god confront each other, I will be the first one to bear the brunt.

bad-

At this time, he couldn't help but miss the time when he was a navy in the world of One Piece. He didn't have to think about anything other than survival. He only needed to work hard to improve his own force and improve his survival. World peace, those simple lives that don't need to think for themselves.

Now that his strength has improved, the problems he has to face have become more and more difficult.

"It would be great if all the demon gods died of a cold—"

Yang Jie was delusional in boredom.

At this moment, a voice appeared out of thin air in Yang Jie's room, and a vague figure appeared in Yang Jie's room, just like the main god in the mysterious space, but the fuzzy concepts of the two are completely different. The main god of the mysterious space is Because his strength is too low to be invisible, and this vague figure uses some kind of power to hide his body.

"If there is a cold that can achieve that level, compared with it, all human beings will die one step ahead, right?

Ok……

wrong!It is the total death of humans and all living things that causes us to die. "

Yangsuke can probably understand this concept. It is not because of the disappearance of things like belief and fear that the demon god died. If all the creatures in the world die, the will of the world will never allow the demon god to continue to survive, such as Kamijou Touma The ability of the right hand to eliminate all abnormal forces is a correction ability born from the influence of the demon god in the world.

Afterwards, another kind of world self-correction ability was born because the Demon God had doubts about whether he could really gain peace of mind by continuing to pursue Fantasy Killer.

Ideal exile!

"Human, I can't fulfill your wish."

The mysterious man continued talking.

Yang Jie also recovered from the shock. Although he didn't know the identity of the person in front of him, he also understood what was in front of him...

It was one of the demon gods that he underestimated to eliminate with a cold.

Others would definitely panic when faced with this situation, but Yang Jie is different!He has the trump card that he doesn't need to be afraid even if he dies, but the sudden appearance of the demon god by his side really shocked Yang Jie, but it was only a shock, through Zi Xinghe's modification of self-cognition It affected the power of the demon god to make himself blurred.

"what--"

When she found out that the rules she modified had been corrected, the Demon God couldn't help being amazed by this change. She had just appeared to observe this human being because she was bored and heard Yang Jie's ridiculous remarks.

But I didn't expect that Yang Jie is a human being, but he has the power to correct the rules of the world...

Could it be that this human being is a demon god who is about to achieve greatness?

Facing a newborn demon god who was about to complete his great career, her expression immediately became serious.

At this time, Yang Jie finally tore through the layers of clouds and saw the Demon God's body clearly, and immediately couldn't help but drool. The Demon God has chocolate-colored skin and long silver hair, a beautiful woman with a perfect figure, and amber eyes. Two different eye expressions, tear-like lines under the eyes, these are not the point...

If he hadn't seen the beautiful woman Yang Jie, but he had never seen a beautiful woman who simply wrapped some bandages around her body to cover her important parts.

This is almost the same as appearing on the body.

Yang Jie really wondered if the opponent's slight movement would expose the important parts.

Bandage underwear is so strong!

As long as it's a normal man, he can't hold it at all——

"I am Nephthys, the demon god of Egyptian mythology! And who is he?"

The other party had already revealed his identity, and Yang Jie immediately became serious. According to the fact that the magician reveals his real name, a life-threatening battle will start. As the magician's ultimate product, magic must have similar rules. He said with a serious expression: "I'm your believer, let me touch your cock, lick it a little, no! Is it to kiss your big white leg?"

Even if he knew that the other party was a demon god, Yang Jie couldn't control it at all!

"Stop joking! How can there be such a pervert as you among my followers!"

Yang Jieyi made a serious defense: "No! I'm not a pervert, but I was simply shocked by the real body of the god in my mind. I really don't know how to express my awe other than offering a humble leg-licking gift. .”

"No! No matter how you look at it, you are just a simple pervert!"

"That's not perverted, it's a way of showing respect in this day and age to offer a leg-licking gift to the goddess."

"No, no, no! Even the Demon God knows that your etiquette is just a perverted behavior."

"Why don't you believe the words of your believers?"

"No, no, no! You are not my believer at all, and why should I suppress my disgust to satisfy your perverted desires."

"Gods love believers selflessly."

"That's not a reason for me to sacrifice myself to satisfy your perverted desires."