What to wear if you don't accept girls

probably--

Uh, it seems to be a bit far.

Don't talk about it.

I was tired of typing on the phone, and finally I added that I didn't have the courage to go up to say hello. What I thought in my heart was that after so many years, she should have her own life, and I shouldn't bother her.

Maybe that's why I'm a spare tire.

In the past, I only remembered her eyes, and this time we met, we just met those eyes again.

drive home!

When I get home in about half an hour, after finishing writing about Kyousuke, I will write here.

80. Xiaonan's little hobby

In terms of children's education, Yang Jie is not qualified.

Yakumo Misami was wearing a bath towel and followed Yangsuke around the room, yes!She gave up learning to walk after falling down on one attempt.

"Dudu... well..."

Babbling, I don't know what Yakumo Misami is going to say at all.

Yang Jie had no choice but to give up and let her learn to speak.

"Let's communicate with consciousness."

"My stomach feels a little strange, empty, as if something is missing."

"That's hungry."

"Is this what it feels like to be hungry?"

"Ah."

Yakumo Yugami felt the strange feeling in his stomach with a face of surprise, and after a while, he suddenly thought of something, "Dad, I was born in the wrong posture, am I going to die?"

"what?"

Yosuke couldn't understand Yakumo Misami's thinking.

Hungry, why would you die?

And what does birth posture mean?

After a while Yangsuke reacted from Yakumo Misami's words, "I'm hungry, I won't die directly, um, how should I put it, I won't die for a while."

"Oh, I won't die now, it will take a while before I starve to death."

This kind of thinking will not be corrected for a while, Yang Jie can only follow this kind of thinking and say: "It's almost like this."

After thinking for a while, Yang Jie picked up the phone.

Called Xiaonan's phone.

He has already exploded in mentality and is ready to smash the jar to the end. Today, if the problems of Yakumo Yugami and Xiaonan are solved together, what will happen to the situation?

It took a while for Xiao Nan to answer the phone.

"what happened?"

"Are you free now? I'm in trouble and I need your help."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

"It's a bit complicated and I won't be able to explain it clearly in a while. You'd better come to my house now."

"Okay, I'll go there later."

After hanging up the phone, Yosuke sat on the sofa with Yakumo Misami in his arms and watched TV.

Not long after the doorbell rang.

When I opened the door of the house, I saw Xiao Nan standing outside the door. After letting Xiao Nan in, Xiao Nan immediately saw Yakumo Mikami wrapped in a towel, and at this time the towel fell off, and Yakumo Mikami The body appeared in front of the two of them, she seemed to have thought of something, silently took out her mobile phone, pressed a few keys in front of Yang Jie, and immediately panicked when she saw the number.

"Things are not what you think, don't call the police without saying a word!"

Xiao Nan spoke with a calm face.

"This is not the world of Naruto, no, even if it is the world of Naruto, your behavior must be sanctioned."

After speaking, he pressed the call button.

At this moment, Yakumo Misami let out a babbling cry.

"dad."

Temporarily resolved the crisis of Yang Jie.

"Your daughter?"

"Ah."

"That's not why you let her spin around a towel to satisfy your own desires."

"How is it possible... don't add eccentricities to me! Am I the kind of pervert who gets excited about the naked body of a young girl!?"

"Is not it?"

"How much do you hesitate! I am your husband."

"That's why I understand your true nature better."

"Uh."

Even so, Xiaonan stopped calling the police and came to Yakumo Misami to rewrap the bath towel for her.

Afterwards, Konan turned his head and spoke to Yang Jie.

"Tell me, why did you call me here?"

"This... It's a bit complicated. Can you prepare something for her first? She's hungry. "

"Oh."

In response, Xiao Nan walked to the refrigerator and took out the ingredients to prepare meals, and at the same time asked Yang Jie, "Do you want to prepare your portion?"

"I don't need it, but you should prepare more, she is a bit special."

Aware of the word special, although he was puzzled, he didn't ask.

Konan, Yuuki Asuna, and Misaka Mikoto, no, to be precise, she is different from most women, she belongs to the kind that you love to talk about, don’t talk about it, and seem to have no desire to find out about anything, but Yang However, Jie understood that the things she experienced in her childhood made her suspicious of words to a certain extent, and only the things she adjusted would not be deceived.

When Xiaonan was cooking, Yangsuke also organized his own language, how to explain Yakumo Misami's daughter to Xiaonan.

There are too many things involved.

For example, the fact that he is the God of Creation cannot be avoided at all. It's not that he doesn't want to explain it, but that no one will believe it.

So only a more convincing explanation can be thought of.

——This is the reincarnation of my daughter, who was just sent over by a friend.

The holes are too big.

This kind of answer can't explain why Yakumo Yugami can't speak, why he can't walk, why he lacks common sense, these details, after thinking about it, he still decides to tell the truth, a lie needs more lies to complete , and will also arouse more suspicions, but he is prepared to conceal information about the end of the world.

Yosuke doesn't want Yuuki Asuna and others to live in the panic of the doomsday.

Just when he was thinking wildly, Xiao Nan had already prepared the meal, and then Xiao Nan got up to leave without waiting for Yang Jie's explanation.

"What's wrong? What are you going to do?"

Xiao Nan turned her head to look at Yang Jie, and her hair fell down with her sideways head, "You don't mean to let her satisfy your selfish desires like this all the time, do you? I'll go out and buy her some clothes first."

"I don't have that idea at all, shall I go with you?"

Hearing Xiaonan said that he was going to prepare clothes for Yakumo Misami, Yosuke heaved a sigh of relief, but at the same time his heart tightened.

Years of suffering in the world of Naruto made Xiaonan have a strange taste in clothes. In the era of Akatsuki, it was Akatsuki who wore clothes all year round. After marrying Yosuke, he could wear whatever clothes others prepared. If it wasn't for Yang Jie's words to remind him at the time, he really doubted whether Xiao Nan would wear the clothes he wore on the wedding day like Akatsuki's clothes.

When he reminded her, Xiao Nan had already worn her wedding dress for a week.

And then in life.

Xiaonan's clothes haven't changed much, she has been wearing one style of kimono for several years, even if Yosuke prepares new clothes for her, she won't change without giving enough reasons.

And she has a strange fondness for uniforms.

If Xiaonan were to buy clothes, who knows what styles he would buy, there are so many uniforms in this era.

Ordinary uniforms are okay, but if you come to that kind of uniform...

Having a butt plug part is too much of a thing.

Xiao Nan said.

"No, you stay and watch her order."

"Ok."

Yang Jie thought for a while, and indeed it would be better for him to stay and watch Yakumo Misami, if he left, who knows if she would eat too much to death, this is not an exaggerated description, normal people would not This is the case, but Yakumo Misami has a body for the first time, and he doesn't even know what hunger is, so naturally he can't tell what satiety is.

Author's message:

ps: Lying grass, I actually wrote eighty chapters for this final chapter!

At first, I just wanted to write twenty or thirty chapters and end it, but I did so unconsciously, and there are still so many pitfalls to fill.

I was shocked myself.

81. Yakumo Mikami's amazing talent

Eating the meal prepared by Xiaonan, Yakumo Misami spoke while eating with a look of surprise.

The voice was directly conveyed to Yang Jie's mind through the words.

"Is this food? It's such a complicated feeling—"

"complex?"

Yosuke took a bite of the food made by Konan, but the taste was not as delicious as the food made by Yuuki Asuna, neither too good nor too bad, normal level, "Well, this complex feeling is the taste."

"Is this the taste? But what is the taste?"

This rhetorical question made Yang Jie a little anxious, not knowing how to describe it, "...the taste is generally divided into sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty."

"Then what do these taste like?"

"The taste of the vegetable itself combines salty and sour flavors."

"Do vegetables have their own taste?"

"Ah."

Facing Yakumo Misami's common-sense questions one after another, Yang Jie couldn't explain them clearly, but he still tried to explain them patiently.

In the world of One Piece, he is a little impatient when it comes to children's education. He feels that there are some things that he can't understand. After a while, the children will gradually understand. This also leads to the children making many big mistakes, and the relationship between father and daughter is becoming more and more rigid. , and even sent his daughter to Jinjin City to undergo reform through labor.

Later, the daughter escaped from the city with the help of others, and it has been 50 years since they met again, and they met for the last time before the daughter died.

For this he blamed himself deeply.

It is precisely because of this that there is no such a big gap between him and the children born later.

Yakumo Misami's appetite is astonishingly large. Yakumo Misami ate up all the food prepared by Xiaonan for two people alone, and he looked like he was not full. Through the sense of domineering, Yosuke could clearly tell the difference. It's not that Yakumo Misami doesn't know what it means to be full, but that he is indeed not full.

Probably less than half full.

Yang Jie calculated silently in his heart, with Yakumo Misami's appetite, his monthly salary seemed not enough for her monthly food expenses.

"Is it gone?"

Yakumo Mikami tilted his head, staring at Yosuke cutely.

From that lovely gaze, he saw himself in poverty in the future.

Well, it's poor right now.