Su Mu opened his mouth: "Three two one, one two three, not good."
The crumb fox was stunned at that moment.
"You didn't sleep?"
Su Mu yawned.
"Sleep, but I'm not stupid."
The crumb fox is not happy: "Just go with me to publish a new book, and you are not happy to create momentum for yourself?"
"Say more."
Su Mu smiled lazily, got up and went back to sleep.
The crumb fox wanted to stop it, but was stopped by Lei Dianzhen.
"Yae~Help me cut a vegetable~"
Scrappy Fox had no choice but to watch Su Mu enter the room and close the door.
She walked towards the kitchen, her eyes rolling.
Since it doesn't work this time, it will definitely work next time.
Not only does she want Su Mu to go with her to the new book launch and tourism industry conference, but she also wants Su Mu to go with her in the same clothes!
The little abacus in the little fox's heart was rattling.
Su Mu fell on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
……
During dinner, everyone sat together, and Gan Yu acted like a baby against Su Mu.
"Xiao Mu, if you don't remember enough, come get it from my sister~"
Su Mu nodded: "Isn't my sister tired every day?"
"I'm not tired, I'm not tired of sending anything to Xiao Mu."
Gan Yu leaned against Su Mu and raised her hand to feed him a small snack.
"come--"
Su Mu opened his mouth obediently.
Gan Yu rubbed Su Mu's hair happily.
"What else does Xiao Mu want to eat, tell her sister."
"Well...it's fine."
Su Mu was biting his snack, and the slurred voice made Gan Yu feel that Su Mu, who was in a daze today, was very cute.
The care in her eyes was about to pop out.
Shen He next to him still looked like a stranger.
Seeing Su Mu interacting with Gan Yu, the air around her became colder.
Kemaomao pawed the biscuit and watched the red building with Rosalin.
After all, Rosalin is a foreigner, and she doesn't know much about Liyue culture, and she doesn't know much about Liyue's historical novels that appeared out of nowhere.
Although engraved cats don't know much, they can still understand them anyway.
She gave her a translation that Rosalind couldn't understand.
The crumb fox was eating his own bowl of fried tofu next to Lei Movie, and Lei Movie looked at her with disgust.
"I heard that you and the people of the ghost clan eat more fox ramen than anyone else, but they are allergic to beans, so they told you to eat it in the ward?"
The crumb fox rolled his eyes.
"Stop it, it has nothing to do with me. Who told him to be so impulsive, trying to win something from me. I just teach him a little lesson, okay?"
Lei Movie disdains: "The high-sounding words are not to satisfy your weird psychology."
The crumb fox snorted noncommittally.
Lei Dianming made up the knife at the right time: "Mother said that Auntie Yae likes to play tricks on others, so it is true."
The shaving fox clicked his tongue, turned his head and stared at Lei Movie with a serious face: "How can you teach bad children?"
Then he turned his head and looked at Lei Dianming with a loving smile on his face: "Mingming, don't listen to your mother's nonsense, my aunt is just teaching that uncle how to be a human being."
Lei Dianming asked curiously: "But my mother said that uncle is a ghost clan? Are ghost clans also human beings?"
Crumb Fox's expression cracked.
Lei Movie timely mentioned the first kill in the game as the background.
The shaving fox tried to redeem: "But that uncle likes to gamble, and my aunt just told him to suffer a loss, so don't gamble anymore."
Lei Dianming blinked his eyes: "Then why didn't my aunt call back and tell my mother not to hit my aunt when my mother hit my aunt?"
Ray Movie: "Double Kill."
"Your mother is unreasonable!"
"So fate is trying to reason with Auntie!"
"Three kills."
The crumbly fox gritted his teeth: "Ming Ming, who are you aiming at?"
"Auntie, do you have a fever? Destiny is your mother's child, so it's natural to face your mother? Why doesn't Auntie understand such a simple truth?"
"Four kills."
The crumbly fox smiled and clenched his fingers tightly: "Mate, children must not be rude to adults!"
"But according to seniority, aunt is a relative of mother, that is, one level younger than mother. Mingming is mother's own daughter. Naturally, aunt is also Ming's relative. Auntie, I am also an elder."
Following Lei Movie's soft "group annihilation", the shaving fox ended in a disastrous defeat.
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garden.
Lei Xingying was eating a smoothie while watching Lei Dianming learn how to draw with Kemaomao.
Although Lei Dianming is young, she has perfectly inherited her mother's ingenuity, and it doesn't take much effort to learn things.
It may be because Raiden Zhen usually teaches her, so Raiden Ming is full of curiosity about everything like Raiden Zhen, and he doesn't just want to learn martial arts.
It's okay for Lei Movie to think about martial arts by himself, but if you let her teach children, you might as well give her a knife.
So before Leiden really took over, the way Leidian taught children was sparring.
However, she adheres to the idea that if you don't fight, you can't become a talent, thinking about how many injuries you suffered when you were a child, you can practice martial arts, so you have to take Lei Dianming step by step, and fight out the peerless martial arts little by little. When two people fight each other, That's called a shocking and earth-shattering darkness.
Those who know are teaching children, those who don't know think it is domestic violence.
Su Mu tried to stop it, but was killed unfortunately.
At that time, Lei Movie shook his head with a serious face: "Although she is still young, but at her age, I can already go up the mountain alone to eliminate harm for the people. I haven't honed her how to become a talent. Teaching in the yard is already tied up. , if possible, I am more inclined to put her outside for a month and let her live on her own."
Su Mu tried to intercede: "Now that the world is stable, there's no need for it?"
With firm eyes, Lei Movie beat Lei Dian to the ground with a knife.
"Today's practice is all for the Eternal Dao. Besides, the future is impermanent. If she works harder today, maybe when an accident comes, she can live another day."
Lei Dianming got up and patted the ashes on his face: "Father, Mingming is fine."
Su Mu had no choice but to sigh beside the girls.
"Poor child, why is there such a mother?"
"Hey, our family has a hard life. My aunt doesn't love me when I see it."
"Oh my dear, it's so hard to see that my aunt is about to send her life away."
Do you think these are different people say?
No, they are all Lei Movie's worst friends in his life, as the fox said.
As a result, the crumb fox also got an adventure-a plate of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
But everyone really felt distressed when they saw this, Lei Dianming’s small body crawled out of the mud again and again, his face was ashen and blood-stained, firm and fearless, everyone could vaguely see Lei Dianling’s childhood appearance from her.
Finally, when Lei Movie cut Lei Dian out of the courtyard again, Lei Dian really made a move.
Lei Dian, who is not good at force, really just took Lei Dian's life from mid-air, and then took the child to heal his injuries.
When Lei Xingyu wanted to say something, Lei Dian really gave her a look - you, give me enough.
Only then did Lei Movie feel aggrieved and went to the entertainment room to play games to express his emotions.
Since then, Raiden Ming's daily life has been planned by Raiden Zhen.
One Three Five followed Lei Dianzhen to learn about humanities, listened to Lei Dianzhen tell historical stories in the library, and practiced socially with Lei Dianzhen in the garden...
In modern terminology, it is elementary school enlightenment education.
Ersiliu followed Su Mu and other aunts to learn other skills, and he could learn whatever skills he wanted.
Sunday free at leisure.
Lei Movie expressed dissatisfaction.
Why take away my physical education class?
Ah bah, why take away my martial arts class?
Lei Dianzhen said that learning from her is better than learning from Su Mu, after all, Su Mu can single-handedly fight the big snake.
Lei Movie had nothing to say.
Su Mu wanted to explain that he actually borrowed Lei Movie's sword at that time, but no one listened.
His omnipotent image has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and now no matter how he pretends, others will take it for granted.
So every time Lei Dianming came to him, Su Mu would teach her some basic martial arts skills.
For example, zama step, military boxing, running around the yard twice, etc., some simple and basic skills for strengthening the body.
Later, because Lei Dianping's extreme education at the beginning was too immediate, Lei Dianming was already in excellent physical fitness at a young age, so Su Mu had to move out of his best school - Tai Chi.
This thing is amazing, you say it's hard to learn, now everyone can punch two punches.
You say it is easy to learn, no one is Zhang Sanfeng.
Su Mu put his left hand behind his back and put his right hand on his lower abdomen. He calmly told Lei Dianming that this set of boxing techniques is extensive and profound, and everyone understands different things. He asked her to find her own martial arts. way.
Lei Dianming nodded energetically, and vowed to find his own way of martial arts, surpassing his mother.
The system slandered in Su Mu's mind for a long time.
One who dares to teach and one who dares to learn.
Su Mu sighed.
"If it weren't for me, I wouldn't know it. I even want to teach her Chinese Kung Fu."
"Young man, I see that you have exquisite bones. How about selling this "Eighteen Palms of the Dragon" to you for ten yuan?"
The system took out a hardcover version of "The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Subduing the Dragon" and threw it to Su Mu.
Su Mu didn't dislike it, and took it away without giving any money.
The system screamed angrily.
"You don't talk about martial arts! Be careful, I will deduct your mission points!"
Su Mu gave him a fluttering look: "You try."
The system akimbo cursed and was unilaterally blocked by Su Mu.
Almost every time Lei Dianming came to see Su Mu, he could tell different experiences. Even Su Mu sighed that she was indeed Lei Yingying's daughter, and she really had a rogue-like talent for martial arts.
The above is the teaching process of Lei Dianming. Today is the third day when she saw Kemaomao painting and asked her to learn on a whim.
Has anyone ever said that you like to draw?Fuck this can't be stopped.
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