Alien Girl Development Guide
Page 68
The things these reporters have written recently are very strange, and almost most of them are talking about how good Shangqiu is.
The air is fragrant, the sun is warm, every hotel toilet has been flushed seven times, and there is no litter everywhere on the street... Almost all the hopes of the mainland are here.
Not to mention, after adding the filter, it is particularly convincing, and there is nothing wrong with reading it, but I just feel that something is wrong, and I can't tell what is wrong.
If it wasn't for Mary's good education, she might really believe what the newspaper said.
Then some people couldn't stand it anymore and began to fight back against these remarks, and the two sides started a war of words in the newspaper... The originally good newspaper suddenly became a mess, and some people who wanted to get information from the newspaper couldn't help being angry Jump your feet.
For this kind of phenomenon, in Shangqiu people's eyes, it is like a child's bickering. The language of bickering is so pale and powerless... In short, there is no spirit in arguing!
Replace it with a rabbit who has been tested and experienced, trolls, gangsters, keyboard warriors, yin and yang monsters, and key politicians take turns...It can instantly make these people doubt their lives.
"Ellie, I have good news for you." Mary said with a sigh of relief.
"Ok?"
"Chairman Hart's calculations are about to come to nothing? He hasn't thought about targeting Mayor Doyle in the past few months..." Mary said mysteriously.
Ellie looked up at Mary, blinked and waited for her follow-up.
"It has to be said that those people from Shangqiu bypassed Mr. Hart and directly contacted the Rebonia Empire and the Republic of Calva, which completely disrupted his position."
It's a good way to get rid of the bottom line. I can't solve you. I'll fix your superior directly... To put it bluntly, Speaker Hart is just a puppet after all.
"This time, our IBC has to reconsider our relationship with Shangqiu in the future..." Mary shrugged helplessly: "...It's only a matter of time before people from Shangqiu come to us, tsk! Those guys are very Difficult to deal with."
Mary seems to have seen a large group of Shangqiu people carrying small leather bags, sitting at the negotiating table and fighting with IBC, and even engaged in business competition with IBC.
Among other things, the establishment of another large bank can make IBC's scalp tingle, and then IBC has to take targeted measures in order to deal with competition, and it is no longer possible to lie down and make money.
His father is already in meetings with shareholders to discuss how to deal with the upcoming challenges.
Chapter 39 Hope of Hope Country
It is another new day in the solar system, and the sun of hope shines on a country full of hope.
In front of a citizen's villa in Georgia, a number of black cars parked on the road in front of the door.
The car door opened, and the FBI agent in a black suit and a bulletproof vest walked cautiously towards the door of the villa. The sneak attack he imagined did not happen.
Boom boom boom!An agent hurriedly smashed the door and shouted: "FBI, open the door!"
boom!There was a gunshot, and a bullet hole was added to the door, representing the will of the homeowner.
Seeing that the people in the house not only did not open the door, but dared to shoot, the leading FBI immediately waved to the teammates beside him.
Boom!The battering hammer hit the door, knocked the whole door open, and then threw a grenade in... As for living, in the kingdom of hope, isn't it suicide to be killed by a grenade? !
boom!
The sound of the grenade exploding was heard, and then screams came from the house. Several FBI quickly rushed into the house, looked at Brother Ni who was lying on the ground, and shot him eight times in the back, killing him.
The next day, a piece of news that attracted much attention appeared on Twitter: After using the prosthetic limb provided by the rabbit, Brother Ni became insane.
The most outrageous thing is that the wise citizens of the Land of Hope believed it...and claimed that the wires on the bridge of the nose of the masks they bought were equipped with bugs that could spy on personal privacy.
Almost at the same time, Reuters, BBC, CNN... and many other foreign media reported many cases of Ni Ge who had been vaccinated with mechanical prosthetics, and even his whole family was wiped out.
At the same time, various "medical accidents" occurred in Western Ni brothers, and there was an overwhelming voice of condemnation, calling on rabbits to accept inspections by the international community, and to disclose the technology of mechanical prosthetics...
In this regard, Rabbit protested seriously, and said that it would not target the relevant countries (I am talking about you stupid X, regarding the question of Brother Ni, I suggest you learn about the history of the country of hope!), and under the terrified eyes of the monkeys Next, several artificial islands were built to suppress the shock.
Area 52 of the Land of Hope.
Accompanied by the Minister of Defense, Dao Wang is visiting this mysterious area that is said to study alien technology.
Soon, an artificial mechanical prosthesis was seen on a test bench in a laboratory, which was taken from a certain brother Ni and had the artificial silicone skin peeled off, but still stained with blood.
As for why such prosthetics removed from living people are used, scientists say that mechanical prosthetics that have been connected to the human body are more conducive to research.
In this regard, Brother Ni, who received a mechanical prosthesis, entered the field of vision of the Ministry of National Defense, and ate Brother Ni's blood steamed buns. His teeth were covered with Brother Ni's blood, but the corners of his mouth were full of a smile cooked in seed oil.
All Brother Ni can do is find someone to complain about.As long as it is like this, it can only be like this... The lies written in ink, under the manipulation of public opinion, will eventually cover up the facts written in blood.
Knowing Wang clapped his hands, and after attracting the attention of scientific researchers, he asked, "Gentlemen, how about our research results? I think you should know that your research will make the country of Hope great again!"
"My~Know Your Excellency, the research is not going well. The rabbit uses a technological black box, and the important hardware will self-destruct immediately after violent disassembly. This will undoubtedly cause our research progress to stop..."
The person in charge of Area 52 couldn't help but wiped the sweat from his brow, and then said seriously: "...Understand Your Excellency, we need funds, more funds!"
"So, sir, tell me, besides the expenses, is there any additional receipt?" Wang Zheng asked after he straightened his red tie.
"Of course, my ~Know Your Excellency! We found this! Please follow me..."
The person in charge of Area 52 took Dong Wang to the next door, and found some silver metal on the research table.
"what is this?"
"A conductive material that we stripped out of mechanical prosthetics... Its resistance is very small, and it is very close to a superconductor..." the person in charge of Area 52 said seriously:
"...I suspect that it is a new type of conductor material developed by the rabbit. According to the personality of the rabbit, this material is likely to be a monkey board product, and it can be mass-produced!"
It can be used in mass-produced products such as mechanical prosthetics, which is obviously ready for industrial production.
"The most important thing is that we found a special organic element at the place where the prosthetic limb is connected to the bone. The sampling method of the prosthetic limb was wrong before. In order to analyze what this organic element is as soon as possible, I suggest bringing more limb tissue next time. .”
The meaning of the person in charge of Area 52 is very simple. Just remove the prosthetic limb and the whole leg. The method is simpler, and the material problem can be legally solved by driving with a little mental illness.
"Thank you very much, Mr. Minister. If you can crack the technology on the mechanical prosthesis as soon as possible, I think Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson are very willing to invest in your project!"
Watching rabbits selling mechanical prosthetics all over the world, earning a lot of money, Pfizer and Johnson & Johnson order lemons every day, and the board of directors meets every day to criticize the researchers below.
But this kind of thing doesn't mean that it can be researched after researching it. If you don't have enough technology, you won't be able to make it if you want to copy it!
The trouble is that the import of mechanical prosthetics cannot be restricted. After all, it is their right for the disabled to return to a normal life. This directly hits the media. At present, it can still be restricted on the grounds of unknown dangers and endangering the health of citizens. An excuse for mechanical prosthetics, and using the dead Nee as an ion, but not a long-term solution.
Disabled people who protest every day are lined up in a row and can almost circle Washington...Knowing Wang has repeatedly tried to set up the M2 Lao Ganma to push these worthless people away.
"Of course, I understand His Excellency Wang, and I will try my best."
The person in charge of Area 52 showed a capital smile. As long as the mechanical prosthetic limbs of Hope Country are developed, even if the performance is not as good as that of rabbits, then they can use the public opinion channel, through overwhelming publicity, and add some universal value to expel the mechanical prosthetic limbs of rabbits. go out.
Or even more simply, buy the mechanical prosthetic limbs of rabbits directly, and sell them with the label of cooking in a seed oil dish. As for the price...
cheap price?Included in Medicare?That's what rabbits do!
Hope that the country will never lower the price, and if you don’t sell it with a zero after the original price, you won’t be called a vampire on Wall Street!
Of course, according to Hope Country’s own national conditions, there are many kinds of financial services, and it doesn’t matter if you can’t afford them. You can use contract assets~ In this way, you can return to normal production and enjoy the fragrance of freedom to the fullest.
However, the words of the person in charge of District 52 also reminded Wang that the rabbits are indeed too suspicious recently, it is time to make love and do something serious, and stop trying to cheat funds all day long.
Chapter 40 Come here~
"Director, His Majesty Wang hopes that we can investigate the abnormality of the rabbit..."
"Investigation exception?"
The love-loving bureau chief took a deep breath of the thick cigar, holding the rich aroma in his mouth, and after enjoying it for a while, he spit it out.
"It's true that the rabbit has been a little strange recently..." The love-loving director slowly narrowed his eyes. The biggest anomaly is the transportation of supplies. Although the rabbit tried to fake it, there are still clues showing that the supplies were transported to the mountains.
"What happened to the agent we sent?"
"Without exception, they were caught."
What the assistant said didn't surprise the director at all. If the rabbit was so easy to deal with, he would have been beaten to the ground long ago, especially those aunts in Chaoyang District, which made Aiaiai a headache.
What's more, there has been a 50W crisis recently... Many agents have fallen into this.
"Director, according to the experts' analysis, the rabbit probably found a special meteorite underground... Only in this way can the origin of these elements be clearly explained."
After expert analysis by Eagle Sauce, the special conductor elements used in mechanical prosthetics do not exist on the earth, so there are only two explanations:
One is that the rabbit has already stepped into the sea of stars, ×!
Another one is that the rabbit dug up the treasure under the ground,?!
Rabbits like to dig holes, digging some extraterrestrial meteorites in the ground, the possibility is still very high, I can only lament the good luck of the rabbits.
At the same time, Aiaiai applied for a sum of funds from Congress to search for this special ore all over the world. In order to lobby members of Congress, she even took out a Marvel movie and made a PPT.
"Look! Look! The rabbits have already dug up their treasures. There's no reason Yingjiang can't dig up anything. Maybe you can find Zhenjin!"
"Very well, then go find it!"
"Where's the money? Find a P if you don't have money!"
In the end, holding a beautiful fantasy, Congress pinched its nose and approved hundreds of millions of dollars in funding, and announced it to the citizens: Your tax revenue has been used to find materials for making mechanical prosthetics!
Immediately, the support rate of Wang Wang rose by ten percentage points, especially some disabled, black, transgender, vegetarian, homosexual, and shamanists.
Where did the money go... no one knew, no one dared to find out, no intrepid private investigators or government officials turned up.
Anyone who dared to investigate was "suicide" with a gun by the mentally ill who escaped from the mental hospital!
Ying Jiang was very greedy for this rare thing that might be a room-temperature superconductor, but the rabbit covered the baby tightly. Even if it was a side note, the rabbit just said that this element is artificially synthesized and extremely expensive. But in order to benefit the people, I still bite the bullet and synthesize it...
As for the synthesis method, it is too advanced to be displayed.
"Forget it, put this issue aside for now. Those agents who were caught died for the hope of the country, and continue to let Congress send money. After all, we have to pay the 'missing' agents and their families. Finding a way to rescue them all requires money!"
Rescue the captured agent at the bunny...?They are not so kind.
It's nothing more than empty pay, and paying wages to Yin soldiers is just the simplest operation for Aiaiai, and they still have more places to make money.
Knife!Beautiful knife! US Knives!Hope the country's money!
"Has our flour smuggling channel been opened?" The director asked, changing the subject, what should we do if there is not enough funds?What if the master of Congress does not provide funds?
As a mature organization, it should learn to earn its own funds, and has even gradually broken away from the shackles of the shackles. Ai Ai has already started the business of mechanical prosthetics in the black market, and it is the kind of business that can be sold repeatedly.
"There are some troubles at the border... Some people won't pretend to be confused." The assistant said seriously after hesitating for a while.
"Trouble? If you can't solve the trouble, then solve the person who caused the trouble."
The bureau chief who loves love waved his hand, hindering love and love to make money?The president praised you!
president?Often empty shelf!How many mouthfuls can really be caught in his mouth!
boom!
The door of the office was pushed open, and a blonde beauty hurried into the room and took a photo on the table.
Before the director had time to admire the assistant's figure, he was disturbed by a photo.
"Director, you should see this!"
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A certain coastal test site for rabbits.
A huge twelve-wheeled log truck was parked on the coastal road, while two other generator cars were responsible for powering the log truck.
The hydraulic device propped up the log cart, and a huge pipe was lifted up and aimed towards the east. It was a little different from the traditional cannon. This cannon had a larger caliber and a longer barrel.
The TV station reporter looked at the camera with a smile, and introduced Rabbit's latest electrothermal chemical/electromagnetic accelerator to the audience friends.
"Hello, audience friends, I'm Bingbing, today I'm here to introduce to you the latest sky defense (key number) weapon developed by our country, the development code is: Pioneer Cannon..."
Bingbing pointed to the extremely blurry mosaic beside him, and he could only vaguely see that it was a log cart.
???
The rabbits who were about to eat melons in front of the screen were confused, what is such a big mosaic...
"...The excitation method of this electrothermal chemical gun is different from the traditional artillery style. The conventional ammunition is excited by electrothermal, and the recoil force is also smaller than the traditional electrothermal chemical gun..."
"...with a muzzle velocity of Mach 5 and a range of more than 400 kilometers, it is mainly to deal with threats from outer space and build a harmonious earth together."
boom!
Wang Wang, who was watching the news, threw away the Coke in his hand.
Against space threats?Protect the peace of mankind... I believe you ghost!
The range is 400KM, what a concept!
Draw a 400KM circle on the rabbit border to see where it can be covered!It is not impossible to switch to an extended range bomb to hit 700-1000KM...
And according to the urine of rabbits, this data is definitely shrinking, and it is not the most advanced type!
Draw a circle at 700KM-1000KM, the homeland of Neon and Bangzi has entered the range...
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