About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

About my rent-a-boyfriend in Ark Author: Cracked Eggs

Introduction:

Why did Huang Damao chase Sanjie Street with a chainsaw?

Why does Rosemary meow and cry in the middle of the night?

Why did the Big Three of the Longmen Guard Bureau gnash their teeth and sharpen their knives?

Why did the mouse king's daughter suffer from a delicate disease?

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Lin Yu: Yes, I did it all!

Chapter 1 Scum Boy Cultivation System

Lin Yu died, suddenly died due to excessive introversion and crazy overtime.

Some religious fables say that people will see revolving lanterns before they die, so as to review the past of their life and the good and evil things they have done. Lin Yu said that is a lie, at least he did not see the so-called It's like a flashlight, but the moment before death does have a feeling of being infinitely stretched.

It's a bad feeling.

Because this feeling is accompanied by the deep despair and powerlessness that life is gradually drifting away and thinking is gradually falling into endless darkness.

At this moment, the last thing that reverberates in Lin Yu's thoughts is regret and resentment.

It's a pity that I haven't made money, haven't realized the freedom of wealth, and haven't had time to honor my parents properly.

He resented why he had to be so honest and responsible in his life. Several of his classmates and colleagues were clearly not as good as him, and their conditions were not as good as him, but they were able to find girlfriends, and even changed girlfriends frequently. The girlfriends are more beautiful than the other, but he has never been able to get out of the singles, so why can't he be a scumbag?If that's the case, he won't die without a girlfriend, he'll really be a virgin.

"I'm not reconciled! If there is an afterlife, I will no longer be an honest person, I must be a scumbag, and I must have 100 girlfriends!!!"

With the final roar and the grand wish for the afterlife, Lin Yu's soul returned to the sky.

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Terra Continent, Yan Kingdom, Longmen, Xiacheng District, an apartment building, Room 705.

Very ordinary interior decoration, there are no other things other than daily household tables, chairs, beds, wardrobes and stoves, not even a TV set.

It can be seen that the owner of this house is not rich.

However, as far as this is concerned, it is already considered a very good level in Longmen, at least above average!

You must know that Longmen, a mobile city, is not only the gateway city of Yan Kingdom, but also the economic center of Terra Continent, and the place where Longmen coins are issued.

Isn't it great to have a house of your own in such a place where land is so expensive?

At this moment, lying on the bed was a man who was wearing big boxer underpants and covering his navel with a sheet, snoring and sleeping.

The man has a beautiful and well-proportioned figure, like a sculpture, as if divided by the golden ratio, and his muscle lines are faintly visible. He is the perfect figure that 90% of girls can't take their eyes off when they see it.

He has a head of black, straight and flowing long hair. Even when he is lying down and sleeping soundly, his long hair is scattered and still does not hide his amorous charm.

If it weren't for the sharp-edged face and the eyebrows with willow leaves like swords, just looking at the long hair might make people think that he is a girl.

However, there is no if in this world, and against the backdrop of that handsome face, what that long black straight hair brings to the man is not a girlishness but a chic temperament of a prodigal son.

It is worth mentioning the pair of round and hairless animal ears on both sides of the man's head hidden in the man's long black hair, and the same round but short, fluffy tail behind him.

These unusual features tell the fact that men are not ordinary human beings.

Yes, men are not human, or there is no human race in this continent of Terra.

In the continent of Terra, the race of men is called Zalak.

The man is from the chinchilla branch of the Zalak tribe. The so-called chinchilla is, in layman's terms, a chinchilla.

Suddenly, the sleeping man suddenly opened his eyes.

It's this dream again, a dream that will come true at intervals of 25 years.

Can't we change the station?

Seeing the scene of his death in the previous life every now and then is very disturbing. Well, Lin Yu put one hand on his still hazy and heavy eyelids and complained in his heart, he was very helpless.

However, it was also this dream that made Lin Yu know that he was a time traveler. Although he had lost almost all the memories of his previous life on Earth, he could not even remember the appearance and names of his parents in his previous life. In the next life, he vowed to be a scumbag and have 100 girlfriends, but there is no doubt that he is still a time traveler.

At the same time, perhaps it was the oath of the previous life before death that was heard by some unknown great existence.

Therefore, Lin Yu was arranged clearly, and Lin Yu was given a travel benefit that met his requirements, commonly known as the golden finger of the system.

It's just that this system is a little tricky!

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Scum Boy Cultivation System 3.0 (revised version)

Host: Lin Yu

Age: 25 (Note: the previous life memory has been formatted, for some reason, the soul age of the previous life is not counted)

Species: Zarak chinchilla

Origin Stone Talent: Power Generation (LV4)

Skill: Yan Guo Qigong, Nian Beast: Dragon and Tiger Roar

Strength: 80 (50 for a normal adult Zalak male, 80 for a normal adult dragon male, awesome, you are a powerful chinchilla)

Constitution: 88 (45 for a normal adult Zalak male, 90 for a normal adult dragon male, great, you are a very strong chinchilla)

Appearance: 93 (the average male appearance in Terra is 70, you are already one of the most handsome men in Terra)

Dexterity: 99 (60 for a normal adult Zalak male, 75 for a normal adult dragon male, no one is faster than you without cheating!)

Education: 80 (After graduating from high school, you taught yourself Chinese medicine, calligraphy and painting, but you did not go to university or certificate)

Will: 77 (Thousands of flowers have passed through, and no leaf will touch your body. You who have been tempered by the flowers will have a will as hard as iron)

Love points: 3680

(Note: You can get love points by daily check-in and completing daily and weekly love tasks)

Crystal of Love: SR (1), A (2), B (13), C (25)

(Note: It can be obtained by brushing the favorability of the girl with the corresponding level of rarity to 90 or above or taking the first kill)

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Daily tasks:

1. Send a sweet greeting message to any 5 girls (10 love points)

2. Intimate interaction with any girl (1 love points)

3. Give a gift to any girl (1 love points)

4. Go to the love tree in the fountain square in Xiacheng District to sign in (10 love points)

Complete all daily tasks, you will get an extra 20 love points

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Weekly tasks:

1. Perform 1 dating task (50 points)

2. Kiss with any girl (50 points)

3. Give food to any girl (200 points)

4: [Rare task (has a certain risk)]: Date more than two girls at the same time, and don't let the Shura field incident happen (500 points~5000 points)

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Property mall:

Miracle attribute points: SR-level crystal of love, 20000 love points (plus points for attributes above 99)

Gold attribute points: A-level crystallization of love, 10000 love points (add points above 90 and below 99)

Silver attribute points: B-level crystallization of love, 8000 love points (add points above 70 and below 90)

Bronze attribute points: C-level crystallization of love, 2000 love points (add points above 50 and below 70)

Black iron attribute points: 1000 love points (add points below 50)

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Props Mall:

Food/Weapons/Accessories/Consumables...

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lottery:

Daily ordinary lottery: 200 love points once, 10 points for 1800 consecutive

Destiny Special Lucky Draw: A-level Crystal of Love once, 10 consecutive SR Crystals of Love

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Looking at the system screen that only he can see unfolded in front of him, Lin Yu pondered for a while, let's complete the daily tasks first.

Lin Yu took out his mobile phone and clicked on a chat group called [Brother Xiaoyu's Leek Field].

Brother Xiaoyu: I love you, my favorite girl.Whether it is night or early morning, when I miss you, I feel the warmth in my heart.A good morning to you, my dear, may the new day be better.

Ding!Daily task 1 Send sweet greetings to any 5 girls, complete! (Exceeding the perfect achievement, the task will be rewarded with an additional 5 points, and a total of 15 points will be obtained)

Very good, perfect!

Everything is under control, Lin Yu ignores the group messages that have been frantically swiping the screen since he sent a sweet good morning greeting message.

Turning off the group chat with his backhand, Lin Yu opened the golden finger system mall.

After choosing the props mall and then the food category, Lin Yu spent 5 points to order two small steamed buns, one salted bean curd, one glutinous rice chicken, and one pickled vegetable patty.

Just 5 minutes after Lin Yu pressed the button to confirm the purchase, his doorbell rang.

"Penguin Express! Guest, your breakfast is here."

Lin Yu quickly put on his coat and his long hair was tied into a ponytail, and he opened the door.

A girl dressed as an employee of the home delivery branch of Penguin Logistics' new department, and a vigorous girl with horns from the Fengshou tribe stood at the door carrying a fast food incubator.

"Thank you, Croissant."

Lin Yu greeted with a smile, as if he knew this vigorous girl of the Fengti tribe.

That's for sure. After all, Lin Yu uses his gold finger to order food every day. Isn't this the girl who brings him breakfast.

"It's not hard, it's not hard, I like to take your orders, Brother Xiaoyu, and I get a lot of tips every time!"

Croissant had a brilliant smile on her face, she was really happy.

Although I don't know which rich woman ordered such a rich breakfast for Lin Yu every day, and also asked Penguin Logistics to deliver it as quickly as possible, but this is none of her business. What she cares about is that she can get a tip of 500 Longmen coins for every delivery. This is equivalent to her salary for working hard for most of the day at Penguin Logistics. Fortunately, one of her colleagues can't get up early in the morning, otherwise it would not be her turn to pick up the order.

"Kai Song, I know, you child must not have had breakfast yet, Nuo, this is for you."

After taking the breakfast bag, Lin Yu handed back the pickled vegetable patties to Croissant.

That's right, this is another reason why Croissant is happy to deliver food to Lin Yu. She can get breakfast for free!

"Thank you Brother Xiaoyu! Then Ke Song will accept it without hesitation."

Croissant thanked him very sincerely, but Lin Yu just smiled and said nothing.

Do you think you earned it?

Yes, you earned it!But I will never lose money!

Lin Yu pinched Ke Song's round and delicate face with his backhand, but Ke Song didn't resist, just like a brother next door treats his sister.

Ding!Daily task 2 interact closely with any 1 girl, complete (common completion, get 10 love points)

Ding!Daily task 3, give a gift to any girl, complete (normal completion, get 1 love points)