About me being a rent-a-boyfriend in Ark

A notebook with a rotary combination lock that is only slightly larger than the palm of your hand.

Looking around to make sure no one saw it, Shi Huaiya picked up the notebook.

Turn the rotation password to 444, only a light click sound, and the notebook is opened.

Shi Huaiya let out a long breath, she picked up a pen and wrote on a new page of the notebook.

X, X, X, Friday, 3:50 p.m., the stinky mouse (male) refused to take the order and let me go. This is the first time in my life that I have been rejected by a man. It is a shame!Sin plus seven!Vengeance for the super blood sea!This revenge must be repaid by removing the head and tail, wrapping the skin and frying until golden on both sides!

……

Rejected the rental list of this VIP whose avatar is a golden gradient cat ID and who loves barbecued pork the most.

For some reason, Lin Yu felt relaxed and escaped death.

The matter here is over, and then we can concentrate on dealing with the thief rabbit!

Lin Yu glanced at the clock on the wall.

The time is already 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

In the case of the thief rabbit, I am afraid that it will be touched at around 7 o'clock tomorrow morning or even earlier.

In order to better deal with this thief rabbit, some preparations have to be made.

I thought, Lin Yu soon had an idea.

This time, Lin Yu didn't use the scumbag system to order food, but went out to eat in a restaurant outside.

He found a small fried rice restaurant at random, and Lin Yu ordered two dishes and one soup. After filling his stomach, Lin Yu rode his beloved electric donkey to the mid-to-high-end clothing mall in the downtown area.

A Yan Kingdom ancient clothing store.

As soon as Lin Yu entered the door, he attracted the attention of almost all the shop assistants.

Handsome is just one of them. The most important thing is that Lin Yu has a bookish and ink-scented literati temperament, which really fits the style of this store!

Lin Yu bought three sets of Yanguo ancient scholar costumes.

One set is white, one set is blue, and one set is black.

Moreover, the styles of the three sets are different.

Elegant white, natural blue, chilling black!

"Sir, can I have a photo?"

"Can you use your photo as a promotional poster? If yes, your consumption will be free this time, and I will give you a VIP gold card!"

"Even if you don't come in person, as long as you bring this card, no matter who you are, no matter how much you buy, you will get [-]% off."

"Our store is not the only one, not just Yan Guo's ancient style clothing, but also chain stores of other styles of clothing! This card is all valid!"

The owner of the clothing store, a Li Boli woman who still has the charm of a young lady, made a very sincere request to Lin Yu.

After a little thought, Lin Yu agreed.

Lin Yu left the clothing city with three sets of free Yanguo ancient costume scholar costumes and a VIP gold card.

After that, I went to the department store next door to buy some things. There were a lot of things that the small e-Donkey couldn’t fit, but it didn’t matter, because if I bought too much, the store could help deliver it.

It wasn't until 9 o'clock in the evening that Lin Yu finished shopping and returned home, and all the products he bought were delivered to his door at 10 o'clock.

Then, Lin Yu started to get busy.

What are you busy with?

Nothing, just laying traps, bah!It's about tidying up the room.

Lin Yu cleaned the bedroom clean, and then dressed up like the ancient style of Yan country.

Set up an ancient wooden table, light sandalwood, put a few bamboo slips and scrolls, and warm a pot of wine.

White, blue, or black?

Lin Yu chose black, and he decided to give the thief rabbit a ruthless trick, which would shock the thief rabbit at the first sight!

By the time Lin Yu finished preparing everything, it was already 5 o'clock in the morning.

everything's ready!

Now, just wait patiently for the thief rabbit to step into this carefully prepared trap!

At that time~ hehe~ Lin Yu showed an lsp smile.

I hope the thief rabbit can withstand it.

Otherwise, this time, I will torture all the fatigue accumulated by her ruthless squeeze and exploitation of illegal workers in the six months since I met Thief Rabbit, and all the mental torture of being teased by her various fancy fishing methods.

All of this, all of them were avenged at once!

Lin Yu wants Thief Rabbit to pay off all her 'debts' to him so far, the principal plus interest, all in one go!

Taking a sip of warm wine and looking out of the window, Lin Yu chuckled meaningfully.

Come on, thief rabbit!

Just today, the two of us must 'die' one!

Chapter 30 Online Solo Kill

Early morning, 5 o'clock.

Stealing her body and tiptoeing, she quietly approached the door of Lin Yu's house. This was the first time she had acted so cautiously since she was a thief!

At this moment, An Suo's face was full of sinister and sly smiles.

Stinky Totoro!

I didn't think about it~ I usually don't come until around 7 o'clock, but today!The old lady deliberately came to the door 2 hours in advance!

Hehe~ You must still be sleeping, sleeping like a dead pig!

Wait a minute, it's up to my wife, whatever you do, you'll be done!

Even if you kneel down this time and beg my old lady, I won't let you go!

Hee hee~ hee hee hee~ hee hee hee~

While snickering, he quietly inserted the thin iron piece into the keyhole of Lin Yu's door.

As for the keyhole of Lin Yu's house, Ansuo said that she was more familiar with the keyhole of her own house, and she didn't need any probing. She found the card position of the lockbuckle blindly.

As far as possible, Dark Cable relaxed his hands and feet, slowing down the action of unlocking.

The result is remarkable, almost without the slightest sound, the door of Lin Yu's house was pried open.

"Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey~"

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee~"

He snickered sinisterly, like a fox who had successfully sneaked into the old hen's house.

Open the door a little, and the dark rope slipped in silently, and then slowly closed the door silently, and closed it firmly!

……

Entering Lin Yu's house, the first thing that comes into view is the living room, and he secretly looks around.

Other than cleaning a little cleaner than usual, nothing else has changed.

Everything was under control as expected, and a light flashed in An Suo's eyes.

An Xin smiled, and the rabbit ears on An Suo's head trembled slightly.

That's right, secretly looking at the mood at the moment, very high!

Originally, she wanted to rush into Lin Yu's bedroom immediately, but An Suo stopped because she felt a little hungry.

After all, she rushed over so early in the morning that she didn't even eat anything.

So, An Suo planned to find something to eat at Lin Yu's house first. Only when he was full would he have the strength to work, wouldn't he?

This is the so-called sharpening the knife without cutting wood by mistake!

Ansuo found two big bananas in Lin Yu's refrigerator.

Good guy, Ansuo was taken aback!

These two bananas are so huge that she can't even hold them in one hand!

What the hell?

Why did Lin Yu buy such a big banana? This kind of banana is obviously not delicious, and it is far less soft and sweet than those small bananas. This kind of oversized banana is more suitable as a decoration for that kind of banquet, right?

Puzzled, but secretly did not think more deeply.

There are only two bananas in the refrigerator that can be eaten, and the rest are ingredients that need to be cooked, so there is no choice.

Ansuo took one of the bananas out of the refrigerator, peeled off the skin to reveal the snow-white banana flesh inside, um, let’s not talk about the taste, but the appearance is the best!

Ansuo tried it, and she opened her mouth wide enough to forcefully sip like an ordinary banana.

Taking a bite from the front, Ansuo felt that it was too tiring to eat like this, so she gave up the normal way of eating and chose to eat from the side, taking three or five mouthfuls before eating a piece.

Needless to say, the taste is not as bad as imagined!Although not as glutinous as a small banana, it is sweeter!

An Suo licked his lips and began to eat harder.

After 3 minutes, Ansuo finished eating the big banana. She wiped her mouth, patted her belly, and hiccupped quietly.

This banana is really big enough, just one will make her feel no hunger, thinking secretly.

Eliminate hunger and gain strength, then it's time to act!

Until then, Ansuo slowly turned her eyes to Lin Yu's bedroom, and she showed a sinister and sly smile.

it has started!Hunting time!

……

Ansuo lowered his footsteps again, and quietly touched the door, approaching the bedroom door.

Ansuo put her rabbit ears close to the door and listened carefully.

very good!

There was no movement, it seemed that the stinky chinchilla was still asleep, and An Suo showed a mastering smile.

Lin Yu doesn't lock the bedroom door, so he doesn't need to pry the door, just pull the door handle a little to open it.

Click, with a small sound, the secret cable pulls down the door handle of Lin Yu's bedroom, and the door opens.

The secret cable slowly pushed forward, and the gap in the door became wider and wider.

Suddenly, a ray of light entered Ansuo's eyes through the crack of the door, and Ansuo's heart suddenly moved. Her thieves' rabbit instinct gave an early warning, as if she had sensed some unusual smell, as if she felt a crisis.

However, An Suo's rationality immediately suppressed her instinct.

Stinky chinchilla, I'm afraid I forgot to turn off the bedside lamp when I was sleeping!

Thinking so, Yin Suo continued to push the door.

The gap in the door gradually widened, and finally, it opened completely.

It wasn't until this moment that Ansuo could see the scene in Lin Yu's bedroom clearly.

He was stunned, and secretly froze.

It's completely different from Lin Yu's bedroom in her memory!

Ancient sandalwood, bamboo scrolls and silk books, and a quietly burning oil lamp are placed on the corner of the table, casting dim and weak light.

On the inside of the ancient wooden table of Yan Kingdom, a man dressed in black Yan Kingdom ancient costume was looking down at the scroll in his hand intently.

The man has black hair and jade hairpin, with sword-like eyebrows like a rainbow, his handsome and resolute face has a touch of softness, his black eyes are deep and quiet, as quiet as a deep pool, and as bright as a starry sky.

The black clothing has a chilling taste, but the man has a natural smell of books and ink.

Scholar?General?Or maybe both!

As if sensing someone coming, the man raised his head.

Those eyes, which were deep, calm and as bright as the starry sky, revealed a real sight, falling on An Suo's body.

An indescribable feeling.